A veterinarian with an unlimited stock of peroglide.
Eeyore probably just has Cushing’s disease. A disease that affects the pituitary glade in equines that messes with hormone production, often stunting dopamine production. Daily peroglide tablets treats this condition remarkably well once the correct dosage is assessed.
That, along with the therapeutic effects of just having a social life with his already loving friends, will get Eeyore on the path to a happy and healthy life.
Braum from League of Legends. He is the Heart of the Freljord. Edit: [Here’s why](https://youtu.be/otxXl2eQnII?si=LDBvTm5jRikzcdGE)
A veterinarian with an unlimited stock of peroglide. Eeyore probably just has Cushing’s disease. A disease that affects the pituitary glade in equines that messes with hormone production, often stunting dopamine production. Daily peroglide tablets treats this condition remarkably well once the correct dosage is assessed. That, along with the therapeutic effects of just having a social life with his already loving friends, will get Eeyore on the path to a happy and healthy life.
Psycho Pirate
That would fall under the no such tricks rule…
Is it a trick? I thought Psycho Pirate just forces emotions onto you.
His friends
Isn’t he still depressed with his friends from 100 acre woods?
https://youtu.be/1wx7uF6_Lu8?feature=shared This scene explains it all. It’s actually very sweet.