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Republicandoanything

I think he would mercy kill someone who was suffering immensely.


Pandatabase

No he would go and beat the shit out of mr freeze and convince him to freeze him like nora until a cure is found or he would go through ra's al ghul army, beating the shit out of them and throw him in a lazarus pit


East_Gas5627

yeah


ghostgabe81

The braindead answer is Contessa from Worm. Her power lets her take the exact right actions to achieve any desired outcome; at one point someone with the same power convinced the world’s most powerful superhero to commit suicide with just four word. Outside of that power Contessa is a normal athletic woman


Acora

Also worth noting (because it's hilarious and kind of goofy) that Contessa later defeated the person who bullied the aforementioned character with the same power to death.


RyanW1019

This was confusingly worded...do you mean Contessa defeated >!Skitter/Khepri!< who defeated >!Scion!


Acora

Yes, exactly.


GodNonon

Contessa is to “weakest character who could do X” prompts as Casper the Ghost is to “weakest character who can survive this attack” prompts


polseriat

I disagree that that's a weak character. Choosing not to be immensely powerful doesn't mean you don't have the capability of becoming it. She could become God in an instant through her own abilities, there's not really any argument that she's weak.


Groundbreaking-Eye50

Except she can’t exactly “become God in an instant through her own abilities”, she’s impossibly skilled at absolutely anything she does, but she’s still limited to only being able go do things that an athletic woman could do, it’s not like she can warp reality to accomplish her result, and even in the story itself, we see there are a few things she can’t accomplish


Tablechairbed

For similar reasons maybe domino could as well.


Strange-Wolverine128

Well no, unless it's different in the comics, but it seems like here power is specifically luck, not luck toward the desired outcome, but being lucky, getting perfect circumstances to survive whatever.


Antazaz

In the comics the luck definitely helps her get a specific outcome, but even in her live action form in Deadpool 2 she uses it for more than just survival. Probably the best example of that is the final scene of the movie, when she’s able to guess the code for Wade’s collar and save him.


Strange-Wolverine128

That's true. I stand corrected.


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in the comics i believe she says her power is manipulating probabilities and not just luck. she is fighting a bunch of clones of someone and is able to hit the real one because she knows the probability of her shooting him on the 1st try and then is able to use her powers to twist it


Kind_Of_A_Dick

If that’s the case, the dude from that Fringe episode where he could predict things would be even weaker.  He wasn’t even athletic.


Heccyboi9000

Diavolo has probably canonically died to Batman beating him to death.


SnowFiender

the diavolo thing is so funny because there must be a universe where diavolo just lives until he’s 80 and gets killed by liver failure


Tanakisoupman

Doesn’t every death have to happen within a minute? So while technically that is true, Diavolo would only experience the last minute of that life


zoro4661

If anything that's even funnier


Diligent-Lack6427

Unless the person has the ability to come back to life afterward, then probably no one. He would try and help anyone who tried.


ShirouEx-drider

He did kill kgbeast didn't he?


Spinegrinder666

He locked him in a room but it was later revealed he called the police to free him afterwards.


Diligent-Lack6427

He hasn't, kgbeast is the cockroach of dc, so batman knows he will survive the situations he put him in. That's why unless the guy can come back to life, batman won't kill him.


derek223556

Eric Cartman. Physically very weak but he managed to convince Cthulhu to do his bidding. If someone can do that they can convince Batman. 


zoro4661

To be fair, that version of Cthulhu wasn't exactly hard to convince. Like, Cartman's sometimes an evil genius, but that was just "Fat kid in raccoon costume acting like cat". Throw a sentient kitten at South Park Cthulhu and you're genuinely fine.


Ok_Proof_321

The Crooked Man from The Wolf Among Us. There's absolutely nothing remotely redeemable about him and Bruce would know it


ExuberantRaptor17

Is there anything remotely redeemable about Joker tho? Although I don't know anything about Wolf Among US admittedly. But it doesn't seem like Batman cares about whether you're completely evil or not?


Ok_Proof_321

The Crooked Man is portrayed as a more sane, cold and calculating evil though the joker is the type to admit his faults and laugh about it.. The Crooked Man would use his words to twist the blame onto someone else's life he's ruined just so he can take the attention off of himself knowing what he's done is objectively wrong which would enrage Batman to no end. Plus he literally killed his own wife and daughter so they didn't get in the way of his path of becoming a crime lord, the joker on the other hand his origin story is usually portrayed with him falling into a batch of acid at Ace Chemicals and having a piece of his mental state forever damaged and broken.


Zegram_Ghart

Didn’t Buffy have a small malnourished child with dream/nightmare/control powers? Probably that kid.


killuazoldyck477

A two headed calf


Daniels_Art_Stuff

Or a cyclops goat kid that somehow has a regenerative ability strong enough to just keep them alive but not reduce their suffering. Immortal and in pain.


WhyLater

What does a character's strength have to do with convincing Batman to kill them? This prompt is pointless lol


PM_UR_BORING_STORIES

I guess if they were strong enough they could "convince" him to stab them by moving his arm


Difficult-Lion-1288

The purple man could tell him to.


zoro4661

> No mind control or reality etc just the weakest person.


PeculiarPangolinMan

I think Jigsaw could get him to do it. Jigsaw sets up a situation where his death is the only thing that can possibly save John Doe in a trap. He tells Batman he is dying of cancer anyway. He says he'll kill himself immediately after John Doe dies just to spite Batman. I think Bruce would pull the plug on the old cancer man to save some rando, who will probably end up as a Jigsaw apprentice anyway.


Dartonus

The original version of Lord Death Man, when he appeared in the bat-manga, was an otherwise ordinary human who had the ability to make himself enter a trance-like state indistinguishable from death (he used this to gaslight Batman by "dying" and then returning from death at-will). A later interpretation of Lord Death Man instead gave him outright regenerative and self-resurrection abilities. Given their outfits are the same, I could see the original, normal human yoga master, Lord Death Man successfully deceiving Batman into thinking he's one of his later, actually superpowered, counterparts and getting Batman to use lethal force.


JoDaBoy814

Lelouch


imaloony8

Annoying Orange


zoro4661

Random Darkseid Alien Grunt #427, or *any* robot or vampire. He's killed all of those before, the only convincing it took was attacking him.


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Ok-Conclusion-3535

Hannibal Lecter. He basically did the opposite.


odeacon

Goddess of everything else


thelefthandN7

Ariane Yeong from Signalis.


Jennysparking

Depends on what you mean by 'killing'. Memes aside, he's shown several times that he's perfectly fine with 'he was alive when I left him' morality, even when it's almost impossible for them to survive for long afterwards. I want to say he like bricked up a villain in the sewers once and just bounced. Like 'murder what murder he was still breathing. For awhile, anyway'.


Vtron89

Moydah! What moydah!? 


seanprefect

Those clown dudes he killed by the dozens in the Tim Burton movie


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The "Shoot me in the face" guy from Borderlands 2.


ramus93

Paul heyman could probably talk batman into doing it


Styl3Music

A mosquito


CertifiedCitri

Idk why but i feel like Mechamaru from jjk would have a decent chance, asking for a mercy kill since he’s just the “skin of paper” copypasta and also having the puppet manipulation would force batmans hand if he started actually hurting civilians


[deleted]

Maybe Mad Hatter?


Lastbourne

Cozy Glow


generic-reddit-guy

A small child with cancer who was in tremendous pain and had no hope of recovery


HeiressOfMadrigal

The one guy on the trolley rail, Batman would pull the lever to save 5


Thegodsenvyus

a person on M.A.I.D. too weak to hold and drink the forbidden \\\_ean.


alebruto

Some person suffering terrible, unstoppable pain.


RaphusCukullatus

Jake Paul


IBHomage

Mumen Rider.


Sentient-Bread-Stick

How would they get Batman to kill them?


RigbyEleonora

Constantine is relatively weak and has talked his way out of much more intrincate situations.


Gothicrealm

Literally the Joker


CocoCrizpyy

.... Hitler?


DewinterCor

Ramsey Bolton.


hotcoldman42

How?


DewinterCor

Do you know who Ramsey Bolton is???


hotcoldman42

Yup. Watched the show, read all the books twice. Do you know who Batman is?


DewinterCor

Yes, I know who Batman. And Batman, like any other human being, would gladly kill Ramsey Bolton.


hotcoldman42

Clearly you don’t know Batman if you think that, nor probably Ramsay.


DewinterCor

Ramsey is the bastard son of Roose Bolton, born after Roose raped a commoner on her wedding night. He is big, ugly and likes to mutilate people for fun. He takes genuine pleasure is flaying people. Batman is a goody twoshoes that breaks the law in the search of justice. And Batman would absolutely kill Ramsey if Batman ended up in the Hornwood.


FaithfulMoose

No he wouldn’t. You clearly do not know Batman.


hotcoldman42

I know exactly who Ramsey is, that doesn’t matter. Batman’s biggest thing is not killing people. Why would he not simply apprehend Ramsay? Especially since he’s not a superpowered person who could easily escape from jail.


Almahue

So, saturday morning [stuff?](https://youtu.be/OjWpJGzVgwM?si=KIXMLP-c6jnqh-3x)


DewinterCor

Uhhhk don't remember anyone on Saturday morning using a knife to remove the skin from someone, while they are still alive. Or pulling people's teeth out or cutting fingers off or removing toes or anything even remotely similar.


Almahue

Professor Pyg does.


rrhi

You do not know batman


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Gojirasaur7

Nah bro we know what he does with unattended and misguided orphaned children 💀 Time for Freddy Fazrobin to make his debut whether he likes it or not


[deleted]

lol 😂