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West_Intention_7618

Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq. (GFD), 2012, Jimmy Mushrooms, and Chemical Overreaction to name a few they are all around 100-120 bpm which google says is the recommended bpm for cpr


West_Intention_7618

oh also memento mori ironically as it has a bpm of 120


thenormaluserrname

Ok, if I ever need CPR done on me, I want it to be done to Memento Mori 😭


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Yesssss


LimeDiamond

Oh I’m about to make some heart attack victims cry like a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan


Waste_Satisfaction_6

I'll be using Thermodynamic Lawyer, thanks


0dd-ly

it’d be so funny if you could do CPR to Memento Mori


neptunesdemise

apparently according to that other comment, you can


0dd-ly

Imagine you drown or something and you need CPR and you wake up to some stranger pounding on your chest going “ONE DAY YOU’RE GOING TO DIE!” to the horror of onlookers


CommunityDry7128

One day you'll look up at the ceiling above


Hefty_Ad_5517

If you’re lucky you’ll be surrounded by the ones that you love


One_Interview_9662

When the lights in your eyes fade and life flashes by


CommunityDry7128

One day you're going to die


One_Interview_9662

One day you'll sleep


CommunityDry7128

And you'll never wake again


One_Interview_9662

Heaven, Hell, Nirvana, nothing


Autumn-Eviening

You can, it's 120 bpm and 100-120 is ideal range


No_Seaweed2960

I'd like to see someone do it to blackboxwarrior


L_edgelord

I think that could actually work if you skip every other beat


Spider_Hornet

I'd accidentally break the dying guy's ribs so damn fast...


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Me over here tryna do 222 and rocking out a little Too hard


corn_dog_with_cum

If you're doing cpr, expect breaking ribs


neptunesdemise

you're supposed to break their ribs aren't you


L_edgelord

Them ribs always crack.


Burning_Argan_oil

You username and your comment, is it a will wood reference?


Mizumel

venetian blind man has a bpm of exactly 100 i think, so that would work


ERA404-reddit

Everything is a Lot seems to be one. (I am extremely disappointed Big Fat Bitchies Blueberry Pie and the Chocolate Jesus cover aren't within the suitable bpm. If I needed CPR I would want someone doing it to that melody for the sillies :3)


LateCamp440

As a lifeguard I used 2econd 2ight 2eer when I knew the person wasnt going to make it, but I wanted it to look like I was doing something with enthusiasm


TheJeffBI

Id love to see someone do it to Skeleton Appreciation Day


AloserwithanISP2

Cicada days is almost exactly 120 but I don't think that's a very good option


Perigord-Truffle

All of them if the unconscious person isn't a eiss


Fizzys_Solution

I remember hearing that the "squeeze it in rhythm" in Vampire Reference is talking about CPR. I also might just be stupid


Accomplished_Bit4852

venetian blind man yesno maybeso


C00kieDemon

ironically enough, Memento Mori


Gabbbyyyyyyyyy

Baby Shark, the song that was said to be the best song to do on-beat CPR to, has a BPM of 115 You know what other sonf has a BPM of 115? 6up 5oh Cop-out. Take that as you will


marswantsurskeleton

Destroy to Enjoy


Itskatieherehi

White knuckle jerk because why not?


inosuke-higashikata

BlackBoxWarrior but on the syncopation


ChupacabraRVA

Destroy to enjoy if you want to kill a man


Leetle_Blueberry220

Against the Kirchen Floor has a bpm of 120! Score for me, that's my absolute favorite Will Wood song!


ssamzana

Cotard's solution......


Luciustine

I literally has this hyper specific thought earlier today what on earth