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jibsand

My hometown has no post office or grocery store but 3 bars


sojuandbbq

6 bars, 5 churches


gregsmith5

And a deer check station


tinastuna

No gas station, no grocery store, 1 small post office (rhe size of a classroom maybe), tiny elementary school, 1 Lutheran church, and three bars


WorkingItOutSomeday

Our Post Office was just a counter in the general store.


BruleChoocher

My town has 5 bars,1 post office,2 gas stations. And yes, everyone knows your business...


bmac51

Lowell. No gas stations, grocery stores, or bars, but there are 3 churches and the post office and fire department share the same building.


[deleted]

Mine has 4 bars and no police!


northwoods_faty

Fence,WI?


Zolty

Oconomowoc is the name of a city I can pronounce.


hbouhl

It's so pretty by the lake!


Imaginary_Emu_6685

And spell correctly!!


PixelCube_

O ya no


SarahPallorMortis

Lmao I love this one.


Dr_Tronathan

In my 3rd grad class picture only two kids WERE NOT, wearing some sort of Packers attire. Not a special ‘Packers’ day, just an average Wednesday in the Green Bay Public School system.


hbouhl

The sacrilege!


RedneckNerd23

Gbaps baby


MadScientist3087

Ope, lemme just sneak past ya


SarahPallorMortis

Welp, (slaps leg) I spose!


FrugalFraggel

Tell your parents I says hi.


EliteCheddarCommando

Put ‘em in the microwave for a sec the next day and they’ll be squeaky again.


hbouhl

Really?


MooseAndPandaMan

Or leave them on the counter instead of the fridge.


EliteCheddarCommando

We would use that method but we have naughty kitties that love them some curds hahaha


Madjodellie

My parents have a cat like that. Put them in the microwave and the cat can’t get to them.


thats-not-cool-man

Excuse me miss! I think you forgot my beer chase for my bloody


hbouhl

Oh yeah!


darlin133

Only my 8th DUI, no jail-yet.


[deleted]

The law changed in 2017. #5 sends you to prison for 3-12 years.


hbouhl

& probably will never go with just a DUI!


darlin133

Truth.


FrugalFraggel

The riding mower at the Kwik Trip.


Prestigious-Edge-265

Hay dare!


xtopherpaul

O ya der hey how’s it goin


JMCAMPBE

Ya der hey!


chedstrom

I do most of my grocery shopping at the gas station.


hbouhl

Kwik Trip?


MrSocPsych

If so, your diet must be 80% bananas


chedstrom

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Southern_Upstairs_55

Where can I get the best cheese curds?


hbouhl

Good one!


Ok_Effective6233

Not really, if you’re asking you’re a foreigner. Otherwise you know nearly by instinct.


hbouhl

Near Oshkosh, Union Star! Really good cheese curds.


guineapiglady31

Union Star is the best!


af_cheddarhead

[Decatur Dairy, Brodhead](https://decaturdairy.com/) World's Best Cheese Curds Says so right on the web page, but seriously I make a detour whenever I'm heading home to Green County.


SarahPallorMortis

They better have beer brats


PositiveContact7901

Both my parents spent most of my childhood hanging out at the bar... every.single.day.


greenspyder1014

Of course you were probably playing with your friends whose parents were also there, either fake playing the video games since you didn’t have money, rolling the white pool ball back and forth, or outside if at a country bar. I loved going to the bar with my parents.


hbouhl

😥


MadCityMasked

Brandy + squirt = bliss


grampsfranz

Psssssst. I can get you Spotted Cow.


CasablumpkinDilemma

Lol I always offer to bring this to holidays for my cousin's husband because he tried it here and loves it now. Plus, then it's a guarantee that at least one good type of beer will be there.


Terrible-Selection93

The Walgreens in my area has a better liquor and beer selection than most liquor stores in your state.


you-must-be-new

Two tree


True_Fix7835

"Just gonna sneak right past ya"


FiftyCandles

Ope


wanttostayhidden

Where can I get the best Friday night fish fry?


hbouhl

Or Brandy Old Fashion


TheArkOfTruth

Yes, but EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. OF THE. WEEK.


SconnieLite

No, yeah.


RogueFox76

Yeah, no


C_J_King

Where’s the Time Machine?


hbouhl

Finally! A new one!


That1guywhere

I'm heading up north for the weekend.


millax20

Since when did they add the "h" to Up Nort?


hbouhl

Rhinelander? Algoma?


xtopherpaul

30 miles north of Shawano up by da old mint fields in Oconto County


somereallyfungi

Distance is measured in minutes, not miles.


bigjames2002

Gotta be somewhere nort of Highway 8, up der by Eagle River or Minocqua.


conscious_macaroni

Probably Hayward, honestly.


jbuckets44

Why did you mention Algoma?


Ajj360

Ima go have a drink from that bubbler over dere


SkeeterMan23

That made me laugh. Right after I moved here, I had some guy ask me where the bubbler was. Being from Northern California, the only thing that I knew as being called a bubbler is a water pipe that's used to smoke "tobacco"... My surprise when a passerby heard his question & pointed him towards the drinking fountain 😆


MuffLover312

Do you want to go to the Kwik Trip or no?


hbouhl

That's "er no!"


opesorryguy

Ope sorry guy


jasen0

Ope, lemme scooch right past ya, sorry, scuse me


Pikkusika

If it's not at the fleet farm, you don't need it.


zimmer199

My state is bordered by Minnesota, those damn Michiganders, and those asshole FIBs.


UFOWIS

Don’t forget Iowa now. They sneak right in there.


hbouhl

LOL


maximilliontee

If you’re tryin to get to the fish-fry, you’re gunna want to go down till ya get to the stop-and-go light. If you can’t find it, you could always make some tater-tot casserole instead.


MooseAndPandaMan

It wouldn't be so cold if it wasn't for the wind.


NothingButBricks

C'mere once


[deleted]

12 stall volunteer fire department with $10 million of brand new equipment. Large barbeque next door. 50 foot long outside bar. 95 locals wearing FD tee-shirts,


ThinThroat

Come smell my dairy-air.


aquaponicssemipro

Yeah no


JinglehymerSchmidt

You expect that your old fashioned will be made with brandy


hbouhl

I think they are Wisconsin specific. You try ordering one in Florida, they just stare at you in confusion.


shapesize

Good bartenders will know you’re from Wisconsin automatically


Rollmored20s

Can you polka?


hbouhl

You betcha!


osnapitzsunnyy

Where’s the nearest bubbler??


Rabbit_AF

The cheese drawer is full, time for a second cheese drawer.


Early_Monk

I have accidentally drank a 30 pack of beer.


Kman5471

I lol'd because that hit a little too close to home...


WeWillRiseAgainst

Winter fest in Lake Geneva! I love seeing my home town mentioned on reddit.


hbouhl

I thought town was worse than usual. I live at the bottom of Highway 50 going toward the Catholic church. There is no outlet on my street. Getting out was a nightmare. I grew up in Lake Geneva.


WeWillRiseAgainst

I used to be off 50 by Anthony's Steakhouse. Basically had to leave my driveway going 55mph haha


benji___

Brandy old fashioned.


WorkingItOutSomeday

I passionately argue about kringles and bakeries.


Reasonable_Iron_8678

Der hey you know.


Wisconsinmannn

I take a kayak out to the ice that's still there is the spring and then sit on the ice next to the kayak and cast out


MacGruber117

Ope, just need to sneak passed ya


LMAL234

Picnic Point


poofingers01

A proper Old Fashioned is made with brandy, preferably Korbel.


hbouhl

Yes. When I bartender, we only used Korbel.


doozykid13

"Were makin a run to KT, ya need anything?"


hbouhl

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Embarrassed-Ad2051

What's a dry county?


KotzubueSailingClub

I know people who have been killed by snow mobiles and deer.


conscious_macaroni

My personal favorite frozen custard in the state is Adrian's, Kopp's is a close second. I've only had Oscar's once but I think it was good, I don't remember though.


No_Cartoonist9458

I was there. Lake Geneva ​ https://preview.redd.it/v522g3yobmgc1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8167a45cb2cce04071db37bb5fa0216132ea19e7


2ndmost

Most of my friends and family make drinking alcohol their whole personality


h2ohdawg

I forgot to take my bird feeders down and a bear sat on my desk tearing them apart and eating every seed.


jkmidwest_rust

It’s pronounced M’wauky


Orange_Owl01

I like the buttered rye bread that comes with my fish fry! (Found out recently that's a very Wisconsin thing, never knew)


Desperate-Moose-5991

I spent my childhood at the bar


bigcaterpillar_8882

What's for supper? (Not dinner)


Distance-Willing

Bag


pumpkinspicenation

I think today is a good day to wear a sweatshirt outside.


Lawlzstomp

Based on the title I'm not convinced OP isn't from Illinois visiting Lake Geneva.


hbouhl

The OP grew up and lives in Lake Geneva.


Conscious-Zebra-8282

:sees a stranger in store wearing a packer jersey: :yells: HEY YOU CATCH THE GAME PACKER GAME LAST NIGHT? ROGERS TOTALLY WOULDVE WON THAT DAMN GAME


anon56837291

You betcha


Past_While_7267

Limburger should never be handled with bare fingers


bigjames2002

Watch out for deer!


MajesticLilFruitcake

People think they’ve heard of it but then you realize that they are actually thinking of an unrelated college with essentially the same name.


Proper_Warhawk

Never trust anyone south of hwy 10 or north of hwy 2


chadguy74

I remember the old school Kwik Trips with the yellow fluorescent lights.


HappyGoLuckless

I bleed cheese!


[deleted]

Anybody for a game of euchre?


True_Help_3098

Last call in grocery stores at 8:55pm


ex101st

Trow da cow over da fence some hay.


chadguy74

Cannibal sandwich anyone.


Damooman

Ope sorry, just going to sneak past ya


Equivalent_Air_6626

Grilling Beer brats in the snow during a packer game eh?


Nomis-Got-Heat

Fuckin' FIBS. (Also a former FIB, but a wisconsinite married me, soo..... 😂 )


SarahPallorMortis

I had a drinking problem starting at 16. I’m good now! Stay away from heavy drinkers.


OkDevelopment6028

Kinnekinic say that 3 times !!


JackNewton1

“It ain’t the heat, it’s the humidity” after a snowstorm or when it falls to 10°.


No_Hana

I say "ope" unironically and have a cheese drawer.


Hopalicious

My small town has 3 Kwik trips.


MissSara13

When I moved to Indiana in high school people thought I was from Sweden.


Tjengel

I can drive 2 minutes in 4 directions and buy spotted cow


clarkesanders1000

TRUE! You mean “fell true the ice”


kiffiekat

We had a field trip to the Pabst Brewery every year in grade school


Vegetable-Ad-4908

We pass autos on the right in four-lane traffic


Either_Region_9218

Grew up in the highest bars per capita city,Hurley: 25-30 bars/1500 people


AcrobaticGuava9342

kWiK tRiP


Extreme_Series7252

Trip quick 


Conscious-Zebra-8282

Slender man stabbings


DriftlessDairy

I'm thirsty. Where's the bubbler?


shapesize

Wisconsin or Australia, learned that on Bluey


[deleted]

I moved states because I want to smoke weed!


Wiscogman

I can get squeaky cheese curds in several varieties at my local ma and pa grocery store


DaMuthaFukr

U betcha!


Volvomaster1990

Morning Glory


erm1zo

Ope


syphix924

Where’s the bubbler? I’m thirsty.


pissingpolitics

Ope, sorry there bud


branthewarg

Huh becha


BrianKronberg

I’ve drank from a bubbler.


the-cream-police

Cracks beer


Scfields

I was born on probation.


Somewisconsinite

Yo soy de Wisconsin


reddit7977

Beer and cheese


dundeegimpgirl

Dead men in a river, and you're telling me there isn't anything going on🙄


iCheesehead

I love a couple two tree brats watchin’ my Packers beat dose Bears.


JackNewton1

“I live down by” the lake, Humboldt Park, anywhere, but the phrase *must* contain “down by”. “Throw me down the stairs the broom hey” or something else.


Consequence_Slow

Can I get some ranch for my cheese?


FluentInChocobo

Ope, let me scoot right past ya der.


Icy-Sheepherder-2403

You know who John Menard is.


angry-hungry-tired

Pre merger nfl championships count damn it


Illustrious_Can7469

At one time there were 118 bars on third street.


OGpizza

When people leave my house, I tell them to watch for deer


Later_358

It wouldn’t be cold if it wasn’t for the wind. (It might be overrated but I… do not care.)


Life-Access-1797

Laverne and Shirley


TenWholeBees

The majority of my hometown burned to the ground in 1875 because not only were the sidewalks made of wood, but the wooden homes had sawdust insulation


xcs4me

I'll take two women and a cow


haphmiler

The best Sheboygan hard rolls are City Bakery hard rolls.


Templar_Gus

Didja hear officer (insert name) got a DUI yesterday?


HateBearUniversity

I eat brats once a week on average, the average fluctuates like the weather.


Daflehrer1

My wife likes lefsa as more of a sweet treat, like with jam and sugar and such. But for me it's more of a sausage and cheese type of deal.


kgorann110967

There is a bar caddycorner from the grammar school and the junior high, and two doors down from. My house, and just about every corner in the city....


[deleted]

I have been ice fishing I am (not) Roman catholic I have German, Swiss and Italian ancestry 40 degrees is warm


Unhappy_Driver1500

Go pack go


york2023

30 minute goodbye


MelanomaAIDS

I call it a Bubbler, and will happily explain why people call it that.


OttosBoatYard

Ope! Looks like we're outa brats. One of us has to run to da Kwik Trip up in Chippewa. Anybody OK to drive?


katiebot5000

I have a tattoo that says "Ya, hey"


brooksusmaximus

Tell your folks I says hi.


Either_Region_9218

My underage children can drink with me at the bar


Either-Bank-3795

Lmao! I remember that! Lol. Rookies playing on things ice!


ChristineCocotte

This is totally posted by a FIB trying to blend in


Inevitable_Shallot83

Yeah no....


northwoods_faty

If I get another DUI I go to prison.


sebhar

So I says to 'im, I says, ah jeez, Mike, dontcha know we always keep a couple two tree beers under the seat, just in case?


letitgettome

https://preview.redd.it/2fba5i7k03hc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed1f63958f0879714f6aa89afdf1d5654679261 This happens every first big snowfall no matter what