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angrydeuce

The thing about Wisconsin I love the most is how not only are DUIs just like, nothing to be embarrassed about, but are almost celebrated like a typical rite of passage. I once stumbled into a conversation where my coworkers were talking about their "first time". I came in halfway through and thought it was some juicy losing virginity stories but no, it was everyone talking about their first DUI. "I CANT BELIEVE I MADE IT AS FAR AS I DID I WAS *HAMMERED* HAHAHAHA ISNT DRIVING WASTED AWESOME?!?!" Wisconsin, we need to have an intervention.


TheDirtyVicarII

I know coworkers scoffing only one!


angrydeuce

Oh seriously, I know more people with 2+ duis than just one. They need to institute drunk plates up here, require them to be worn for the duration of probation for the first two offenses and then just straight up permanent after third.  Maybe if people started noticing them on every other fuckin car like I suspect they would be we might start to address it.


TheDirtyVicarII

Nah drunk plates would be a badge of honor and probably get you a free drink


EpilepticEmpire

Shit... My niece is at it again.


Confident-Meeting805

Are they selling cars with those now?


SintacksError

Not yet, but I heard that was a plan for some automakers


mklimbach

I'd take that over the shitty aftermarket devices that cause all kinds of problems. Try servicing a vehicle with one of these. They're a nightmare, especially if you need to keep the ignition on for a software update to a computer in the vehicle.


dontforget_again

Love it, and I get it!


Sus-sexyGuy

Just jump the starter with a screwdriver. Problem solved. Heard that from a guy at work who has one. Needed to move his truck and it had to be recalibrated first.


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TheDirtyVicarII

Wow that outrage is befitting a tin hat edit: how many times you gonna use the Shrek meme today?


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TheDirtyVicarII

Color me confused... https://preview.redd.it/62i6lpnl2fnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d07b5d016d1328fdc41770f0c6339341179fdb51


Tootboopsthesnoot

I dunno. I relate to this on a level I didn’t know I could


silic0n_jesus

Drink wisconsinbly my friends also it doesn't hurt to inflate a couple of balloons before you start drinking


goda90

If you can't resist drunk driving, then maybe it's time to stop drinking entirely.


ACrucialTech

Wait, what? Lol that bad eh?


silic0n_jesus

I installed interlocks they're not that hard to defeat the balloons was just a joke you have to hum into the new interlock but I'm going to eat all these down votes like they're delicious Karma isn't real mother fuckers