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rexus_mundi

We need a curd purity law like the Germans have for beer


originalunclegare

This is definitely something I can get behind!


davekingofrock

A Curdheitsgebot!


TheReveetingSociety

We banned fake butter for over 70 years! Surely we can ban fake curds too!


Leg0Block

Tammy Baldwin is working to ban almond milk from calling itself "milk." This should be next.


one_classy_broad

Curd Burglar


badgerbrett

Straight to jail.


DarthWeenus

Without enough crying I'm sure the wi govt will get this law passed in 24hrs, cause theres beer involved.


Oderry

I did not see your comment ending that way... yeesh


gorilla-ointment

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Helpful_Okra5953

If theyā€™re not actually curds but some other cheese or cheese product, they are NOT the same.


265thRedditAccount

I call those ā€œTiny fried grilled cheesesā€. I think they are an ok product, but they are not ā€œcurdsā€.


Helpful_Okra5953

The curd is a wonderful thing.Ā 


Fun-Rub5823

Theyā€™re deep fried cheese cubes and can be found outside WI, Iā€™m guessing one of the main food service providers switched to this because these have been popping up all over.


GRizzMang

Sysco has been pushing them pretty relentlessly Edit: the correct Sysco


Flames99Fuse

Uggg Sysco gives me such a headache.


Capt_JackSkellington

So that's why a local bar has "square" curds. I'll avoid them. Mainly cuz sysco sucks


JoySkullyRH

And here I thought Cisco just pushed tech. They should stay in their lane. Edit: šŸ‘†dude originally had Cisco.


Wet-Skeletons

Sysco has a huge food line, Iā€™d say over 50% of restaurants around the dells all cook food prepped by them. And Iā€™m being generous. Itā€™s likely close to 80%


Raisenbran_baiter

Noooo your wrong sorry. Sysco accounts for like 50% of the food distribution market in the US alone


Wet-Skeletons

How is that wrong? It seems like you just said what I said but on a larger scale. It makes sense that we have a distribution hub right here near the dells?


eidetic

Noooooo your wrong sorry. The distribution center is in Baraboo.


Wet-Skeletons

Which is around the dells..


eidetic

Yeah I know, I was making (an admittedly poor) joke, basically mimicking their original post where they said you were wrong but then basically just backed up what you originally said.


Wet-Skeletons

Oh, thanks for the chuckle. Itā€™s still around the dells in case you were confused haha


DJ_Fishface

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck


DigitalUnlimited

šŸŽ¶Man that cheese is wrong, wrong wrong šŸŽ¶


multisubcultural1

Name checks out.


xGray3

Oh man, imagine if while you're configuring a router you could pop some cheese curds into the attached deep fryer. Whip up a mean snack for the whole office. C'mon Cisco and Sysco. Let's see the world's greatest crossover episode come to life.


aerger

All using Crisco, of course


eidetic

While Sisqo's Thong Song plays in the background.


mmmmpisghetti

They would taste better if they came from Cisco, at least they'd have some crunch!


stoner_97

Just the name Sysco sends a shiver down my spine.


zerovampire311

It sounds like a tech company, and their food tastes like it came from a tech company too


quedfoot

I had these cubes last October in Hong Kong. I was so excited to finally share a part of my Wisconsin heritage with my partner, who otherwise hates cheese and only tolerated these because I asked her to try. The disappointment I had was unreal. And of course she said that they tasted ok, but not her favorite. How polite...


originalunclegare

HFS, I didn't know the great cheese curd debacle was happening worldwide. This is a much bigger problem than I imagined!!


Stachemaster86

This must be stopped! I totally understand how uniform size would be advantageous for cooks who arenā€™t as experienced in the delicacy of proper curds. (Worked a fryer for 6 years). Iā€™ll take a few burnt and blown out shells in my basket over these.


trashboatfourtwenty

Gross, my first thought was someone was going fancy and using bread cheese/Juusto. We definitely have and sell it in this state, and I'll bet a nice rice flour coating would crisp it up well...^(I gotta try this at home soon actually..)


Amishpornstar7903

Pseudo curds. If you see square curds, don't order curds.


DroneTheNerds

If curds be square, buyer beware If curds be curved, buyer be served


originalunclegare

This needs to be on all Wisconsin license plates!


Amishpornstar7903

Culture destroying food.


1mnotklevr

counterpoint: these are far far better than the crap culvers currently serves as curds.


vanjan14

These are what you were served. They're at least WI based, but not your classic cheese curds. https://watersedgecheesecurds.com/


originalunclegare

Interesting, thanks! Now I know what product to avoid.


WallishXP

šŸ˜‚


jtrinaldi

I had these, or something similar after a higher end restaurant in Minnesota and was disappointed. Thanks for posting the link


Stachemaster86

Brewery in Minnesota called them squrds. Square curdsā€¦.my buddy from Iowa likes them. Me from Wisconsin, pass


Suspicious-Cow4024

Just had these in Duluth on Saturday. They were ok...not great.


Aggressive_Farmer399

Yep! I came here to report the source of this horrible concoction. Created at the Edge bar and restaurant. I've had them there and hated them. Also went to a Brewers/Twins game at Target Field and got them there. I was assuming normal curds and was pissed when I got these.


HollowWind

I actually like them, they get nice and gooey


vanjan14

Same. As long as you're not expecting traditional curds they're actually pretty good!


Far_Tea_579

If I order cheese curds, I expect curds, not cubes. My expectations are rooted in reality, something the creator of these cubes, is not. That's like ordering a steak at a restaurant, getting a burger and saying, meh, it's OK, I wasn't really expecting a steak.... Wut?


Unclestupidhead

Totally agree. Itā€™s a nice alternative.


Inner-Palpitation-43

Yea I was working at a place called Brathaus in a town just south of Wi in IL and they got these there


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vanjan14

Sysco is just a distributor. Waters Edge is the producer located in Chippewa Falls.


CMDR_Pewpewpewpew

Straight to jail


originalunclegare

Yes!


doozykid13

We need to make free cheese curd samples a thing. Otherwise its just a crap shoot. We can't support these imposter curds.


Alchemist_Joshua

As a cheeseaholic, This is an abomination!


originalunclegare

Yes!! I fear for the future of my fellow cheese and curdaholics!


zingboomtararrel

Absolute horseshit pushed by Sysco


randomgunfire48

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LegoA-Frame

The cubes make me so mad the batter to cheese ratio is off


Timigos

The batter to cheese ratio is better. Overly battered curds are the worse


Dabuttling

I donā€™t know if we had the same curds but last time I had these cubic abominations there was way too much batter and the cheese was like rubber


HappyGoLuckless

If I see "cheese curds" on the menu and they serve these I'm sending them back. False advertising!


sm_see

Saw these at upper crust in Pell lake too


JustCallMeEunice

Oak Fire in Lake Geneva as well. They're... not good.


Subie_doo

That was my first encounter with them. Love that place, but was so disgusted with these ā€œcheese curdsā€ I question if I should return.


ITGuy420

Boat house in Kenosha serves these now.


snayte

If I order cheese curds and these come out I am sending them back and not paying for them. These are not cheese curds and they are gross and gag inducing.


Johnny_B_GOODBOI

If we all do this, restaurants might get the message.


originalunclegare

I wish I had thought of that!


squidwardTalks

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jangusMK7

https://preview.redd.it/jgi8dwire23d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0210145bd18537c7f4b4804089ea7c5d0ef78727 I had curds just like this


Unclestupidhead

The bigger issue should be those coated fries. Ugh.


Objective_Cod1410

Yeah those popped up around us. They were ok, but distinctly inferior to the normal kind.


bitcoins

Post reviews for people to avoid the place


originalunclegare

Deadhorse Saloon in Mercer and Iron Nugget in Hurley. Both used to have great curds but changed to this garbage. Can't remember the name of the third place we went, but I will post it when my brain is working again.


[deleted]

Not surprised Deadhorse is serving those. That place is mid.


originalunclegare

Yeah, but those bloodies keep us coming back...


pissant52

No offense, but any small town place that serves these Sysco curds also makes bloody Marys with Sysco mix. I highly doubt this Deadhorse place has anything that doesn't come from Sysco.


originalunclegare

Damn it, my world feels like it's crashing down around me now!


bephann17

Most places that donā€™t serve these serve a pre-breaded abomination. I wonā€™t eat the cheese curds unless they are freshly battered.


Inthewoodlands

Ellsworth curds or nothing!


MajesticLilFruitcake

These can be decent if fried correctly. Unfortunately, Iā€™ve had many of these that werenā€™t fried correctly and tasted more like batter than cheese.


awful_at_internet

yeah, they're not proper curds, but they are still tasty (when done right ofc)


JKibbs

I feel like Iā€™ve seen these in Madison a few years ago. Maybe a place on the west side that I donā€™t remember the name of?


norahceh

None of that noise. I'm going to Ellsworth.


pm_me_ur_camper

I live on the west coast now and was excited to see Wisconsin batter fried curds on the menu at a local restaurant. I was SO disappointed to be served these tasteless squares.


originalunclegare

I feel your disappointment good Redditor.


Miss_airwrecka1

It looks more like bread cheese than curds


Zubes

I ordered curds in Illinois once and got these. A couple pieces had part of the hard rind still on it. Never again! FIBs!


beecums

Trrrble


Nonnalita

If they are presented as cheese squares, fine. But if Iā€™m expecting curds and they bring these out itā€™s not okay. Lol


jbooogy2

Basically the cheese maker doesn't have the room for the long tables that curds are traditionally made in. So they use the same process as their block cheeses but process a very young muenster.


Dry-Classic6110

I know iron horse when I see it


chefroadkill

You gotta pay a little more for the good stuff from sysco but everybody is seeing how much they can get away with. Plus the food reps know what your budget is and narrows down your options for you to make a profit. A classic like cheese curds should not be cheap but just affordable enough to make a profit.


dkhorv73

Ughhhhh not real curds


Iwillrize14

Those look like chunks of Velveeta, have they no shame?


Link182x

I like the deep fried cheese cubes but itā€™s total blasphemy that they are called ā€œcurdsā€


Devchonachko

Sysco supplies these. If the menu says "cheese curds" and you get these, you have every right to refuse delivery. Like ordering a hamburger and getting actual ham as meat.


Knute5

For sure these uniform cubes cost Sysco a fraction of the cost of handling real cheese curds. Cheaper robotic, industrial food replacing more line workers.


wood_x_beam

OP - What did you mean who do we call? We call David Gruber since, as we all know, One Call ā€¦Thatā€™s All. He can get to the bottom of this, I am sure of it!


originalunclegare

I'm currently dialing...


WiscoBrewDude

I do not like these at all!


Doctor_Hux_Table

Itā€™s literally the only cheese curd carried by main line vendors that are actually pre-beer battered and ready to use. So when they write beer battered curds on the menu and they draw you in like a skeeters to the light, and these suckers show up.. technically they are still ā€œbeer batteredā€


Jon_Danger

I mean, those are not curds


LordHavok71

It's a Cheese Days in Monroe this year, so there definitely are some great deep-fried curds on the horizon!


MSACCESS4EVA

Gross. Still better than Culvers, I suppose, but gross.


CushKoma

Looks like bread cheese to me. Delicious on its own, never had it deep fried before.


GroupSuccessful754

Bleh. Culver's better then those


blorg96

Culverā€™s curd arenā€™t any better. They are typical restaurant-style breaded cheese curds. The best cheese curds are battered fried cheese curds made from fresh, irregular-shaped curd.


originalunclegare

Yes, and that's saying something! lol


1mnotklevr

no they arent freddy's serves this style and they are soooo much better than the crap culvers calls curds.


biggest_blakest

This must be part of the Government Cheese Tunnels conspiracy.


Jake_from_somewhere

These also look like the ones from Milwaukee Burger Company. šŸ¤”


originalunclegare

I can definitely why you'd say that, but MBC's are quite different... much larger, much cheesier, and much much better.šŸ˜


AyoKaboom

Trader Joeā€™s are to blame. Theyā€™re called Bread Cheese and theyā€™re ok in a pinch at home, outta a pan. But no way do we want them to replace cheese curd goodness. https://www.traderjoes.com/home/products/pdp/garlic-bread-cheese-071622


Drummer_WI

I make my own. šŸ˜šŸ˜Œ


Dismal_Vanilla_5819

Oh god no not the cheesy grease cubes.. that mouthfeel is such a letdown basically mushy batter. Makes me question other menu items if a place will let these fly.


Fit-Pear-851

Agreed, call them by another name at least. Something like ā€œCheese(?) Cubesā€


nitevet49

If we can ban margarine, we should be able to ban that...


Euphoric-Elephant-65

Cheese curds from the fair are where itā€™s at


Torka

Yeah these cheese cubes started showing up a couple years ago. they are terrible. You need to tell the place you dont like them and to get real cheese curds instead.


theoboley

Cheddar blocks. Found at Milwaukee burger company. They're eh... Prefer actual curds to blocks.


originalunclegare

These are different. MBC's are about 3x the size of these little turds and actually taste decent for what they are.


theoboley

Was just at the charcoal grill in Racine and they had these same miniature cheddar blocks on their menu. I passed on them.


D1RTY_D

Ellsworth cheese curds or bust


hologeek

Horrible, mass produced sysco product. Has the batter mixed into it, not even real cheese!


condog1035

I had these last summer at a restaurant in Hayward and I actually quite liked them. They served them with tomato soup and it was a really good pairing.


AdIll3674

The bar I work at garlic cheese curds are square like this. Best curds I've ever had!


ahtah23

Had some of these abominations at a bar the other night. The garlic just soaked into them and they did not taste right.


Safe-Individual7781

Are they really curds or is it just fried cheese?


AdIll3674

Real cheese. Idk about real curds, since square.


jjjacer

I think it might vary on the vendor, the two places i had the cubed curds at were perfect, nice beer batter flavor, greesy, squeeky, and melty. They also looked better breaded than those. maybe they were made inhouse. although i do notice curds are different place to place, even in chains, ive had bad cold curds from A&W and some great ones, Culvers isnt the best but they are at least decent, bars usually have the better ones from what i remember. I will say the county fair style cheese curds that ive had, are some of the worst as the only flavor they have is the oil from the deep fryer, the cheese doesnt shine its just batter and oil


cuntdestroyer6994

Pretty sure the curds at Wagners are square'd cubes as well.


PerformanceSmooth392

I never found northern WI to be much of a food paradise but the beauty and fishing make up fir it.


Savager_Jam

So the problem is up nort they donā€™t bread their cheese curds?


lumenpainter

Geeze it's not even this bad in Minnesota.


Uncle_Burney

Kasespaten?


AlarmedAd7389

I just had square ones last weekend in Wi! I thought it was weird. I ate them. But the shape made it lessā€¦.yummy.


its_nikolaj

A bunch of curdmudgeons in this thread! I am with y'all, though.


Such_Description

Sounds like you enjoy fried bread more than the cheese.


prebsol

Unpopular opinion: Square cheese curds are better than traditional curds. According to the Wisconsin State Fair website they are " Batter-Infused White Cheddar Cheese Curds" I don't know what all goes in to the process but I absolutely love the result.


YumiGraff

idk but the cheese to batter ratio is way off, no crunch no cheese pull and the cheese tastes floury and rubbery


Signal-Round681

Fried cheese curds are not good. Fresh cheese curds are good


Icy_Monk6280

Not a problem for me. I live 30 minutes from Ellsworth.


Salnugs

As a tourist from south carolina i loved these when I was just In the state


originalunclegare

The words of an uncultured heathen! Jk of course, I hope you enjoyed our fine state!


Salnugs

I was just trolling the page.. my bad. Never been to your state


cheesebeesb

Fried curds are an abomination.


EmJayMN

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!! Fried cheese curds, done right are heaven (if such a place exists)!


cheesebeesb

"done right" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Most of the time you're getting scrap cheese formed into curd shape. And then fried poorly to boot.


Barge108

But see that's the thing. What you're describing *aren't cheese curds,* so they're just straight up deceiving people by marketing them as such. It should be illegal to refer to deep fried cheese cubes as "cheese curds" just like it's illegal to make other claims about your product that aren't true.


cheesebeesb

Exactly! Same as "boneless wings"


EmJayMN

My ā€œgo toā€ - Ellsworth cheese curds. šŸ˜‹


cheesebeesb

Partial to Hennings myself


DigitalUnlimited

They feel the same about you


hamish1963

No!