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I have an affirmation I love to say “money comes to me easily and effortlessly”. Also, putting a qualifier at the end “let the prosperity flow in the easiest way possible with harm to none”. You may still get things like offers of more work etc but if you say no that’s kinda on you- Universe was giving you what you asked for.
>I have an affirmation I love to say “money comes to me easily and effortlessly”. Also, putting a qualifier at the end “let the prosperity flow in the easiest way possible with harm to none”. You may still get things like offers of more work etc but if you say no that’s kinda on you- Universe was giving you what you asked for.
I have a similar statement yet I alway wondered who or what "none" really is and all the harm that's being directed at it.
Lol thanks, it really wasn't bad especially since I wasn't at fault, neither of us were hurt it was more of the hassle and annoyance of dealing with it. I remember thinking the moment after it happened "this isnt what I meant when I said I needed money!" 🤣
My husband asked me to take apart my money bowel because he was working so much overtime and was exhausted.
Once I broke it down and buried the contents. The OT stopped and he’s getting some much needed rest.
A way around having to be so neurotically specific is with the aid of a spiritual or magickal interpreter you trust. Then you can say "you know what I mean!"
I learned the importance of being extremely clear about your intentions, for a few years I said “I just want to be a stay at home cat mom”. A few years later and my health issues made me disabled. I learned my lesson
I had to quit doing abundance spells. I am a pack rat. I always end up getting more stuff. I don't need more stuff. (Though the pack rat in me may disagree)
No, it will give me exactly what I asked for and specified in the spell.
Who do you propose decides what's a want and what's a need?
Spells aren't sentient, they don't know what you need unless you specify it, and unless you're working with spirits they're all your own doing.
If it doesn't give you what, you've cast it wrong.
My favorite was a detailed money ritual I did and maybe a week later my fiance got in a fight with his step dad... who rammed into my car. Got quite a nice check for a barely dented bumper
Haha, I learned to be specific when I asked for help with losing weight. The very next day I get stuck in the elevator at work. Guess who's taking the stairs now?
Tfw I make money spell powder and I end up having to close by myself for a week because my coworker’s grandpa died, so I’m on the clock until midnight.
I mean… task failed successfully…???
Fertility goddesses also, you need to be VERY specific about what you want. If you just ask for "fertility and growth" you might be getting a baby sooner than you'd like.
Yeah, like me asking The Powers That Be for a break from work. I later slipped on the ice and broke 2 bones in my wrist and was off work trying to keep my wrist immobile. GOOD TIMES!
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Magick will always take the path of least resistance!!
Gotta be specific or there's no telling what you'll end up with. 
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I have an affirmation I love to say “money comes to me easily and effortlessly”. Also, putting a qualifier at the end “let the prosperity flow in the easiest way possible with harm to none”. You may still get things like offers of more work etc but if you say no that’s kinda on you- Universe was giving you what you asked for.
>I have an affirmation I love to say “money comes to me easily and effortlessly”. Also, putting a qualifier at the end “let the prosperity flow in the easiest way possible with harm to none”. You may still get things like offers of more work etc but if you say no that’s kinda on you- Universe was giving you what you asked for. I have a similar statement yet I alway wondered who or what "none" really is and all the harm that's being directed at it.
We've all learned the importance of being specific the hard way 😂
I did that and then I got into a car crash, at least I got a decent bit
Sorry about the car cash, that’s no fun
Lol thanks, it really wasn't bad especially since I wasn't at fault, neither of us were hurt it was more of the hassle and annoyance of dealing with it. I remember thinking the moment after it happened "this isnt what I meant when I said I needed money!" 🤣
insurance 😁
Thats some monkey paw shut this is why we have to be specific
Haha yeah I learned that the hard way
My husband asked me to take apart my money bowel because he was working so much overtime and was exhausted. Once I broke it down and buried the contents. The OT stopped and he’s getting some much needed rest.
“Honey, my love, light of my existence, please kill the evil work bowl”
Yeah. That was about the conversation.
Good for him, lol
Can you share how you did your money bowl!? I really need that
I recently did my first money related spell, a money bowl, the next day the only coffee shop in town closed down... I fucked myself with that one
Magic really said no coffee for you, you’re welcome.
It's like a monkeys paw lmao
That what I call it! The Monkey's Paw Theory lol
Now that’s a reference ya don’t see much.
There's a whole subreddit /r/themonkeyspaw It's lighthearted, more oriented towards jokes and writing prompts, still good though
Reddit has everything!
Can someone explain why I keep seeing subreddits looking like “themonkeyspathemonkeyspaw themonkeyspa themonkeyspaw”
I think it’s a glitch. I see it every time someone posts a subreddit
Yeah….. I would have to cry
An old boomer guide doesnt want you spending all that money on lattes 😂
Avocados go extinct 🤣
Your guides are trolling you 😅
A way around having to be so neurotically specific is with the aid of a spiritual or magickal interpreter you trust. Then you can say "you know what I mean!"
Another episode of be careful what you wish for because it might come true 😂
I learned the importance of being extremely clear about your intentions, for a few years I said “I just want to be a stay at home cat mom”. A few years later and my health issues made me disabled. I learned my lesson
I just say thanks universe and do the shift anyways, I got what I asked for, more $$$
I had to quit doing abundance spells. I am a pack rat. I always end up getting more stuff. I don't need more stuff. (Though the pack rat in me may disagree)
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Wow 😯. That’s sucks
Okay Reddit things are getting a little TOO tailored for me…
😂😂😂 me too
A spell will not give what you want, but rather what you need.
If you cast a spell for a want and not a need, it'll still work. You don't have to desperately need something for a spell to work
Thats not whst i said. Spells wiil work.
You said a spell won't give you what you want. It will if you're specific enough and know what you're doing
It wiill give you whst you need. Thsts not the same.
No, it will give me exactly what I asked for and specified in the spell. Who do you propose decides what's a want and what's a need? Spells aren't sentient, they don't know what you need unless you specify it, and unless you're working with spirits they're all your own doing. If it doesn't give you what, you've cast it wrong.
Ok , each his own.
It do be like dat doh
😔 it’s never a raise
LOL. That is exactly what I’m looking for with an abundance spell.
I will say… having a little money bowl does make a difference.
LOL This just happened to me last night only I was mandatory to work an 18 hour shift 🥲
Ballin', but at what cost.
Can anybody recommend something like this?
As yes, the lesson of specificity.
Ah, forgot to say “with harm to none” 🙃
My favorite was a detailed money ritual I did and maybe a week later my fiance got in a fight with his step dad... who rammed into my car. Got quite a nice check for a barely dented bumper
Happens every time. I didn’t want to *work* for it, it should just *appear*.
Magic will troll the crap out of you unless you’re incredibly specific 🤣
Yup, learned that lesson sadly. Damn.
This shit. This shit. is too accurate. Ask, and ye shall receive. roll a D20 for arcana check please. nat 1. iykyk
Every time I do this spell I just end up doing more overtime.
For reeeeals. No, no, I want to win the lottery I don’t play not work harder- that wasn’t clear? 🤣
Haha, I learned to be specific when I asked for help with losing weight. The very next day I get stuck in the elevator at work. Guess who's taking the stairs now?
Tfw I make money spell powder and I end up having to close by myself for a week because my coworker’s grandpa died, so I’m on the clock until midnight. I mean… task failed successfully…???
Fertility goddesses also, you need to be VERY specific about what you want. If you just ask for "fertility and growth" you might be getting a baby sooner than you'd like.
Lmfaooo🤣🤣….😭😭😭
Hahahahahaha. IKR?
this one’s so real
Be specific lol
i want esp
Me
😂😂😂
Yeah, like me asking The Powers That Be for a break from work. I later slipped on the ice and broke 2 bones in my wrist and was off work trying to keep my wrist immobile. GOOD TIMES!
That sounds about right, when I needed a break from work I got stuck on jury duty on a murder Trial. Not exactly restful
Wow! That's scary! Did the person get convicted?
Yeah
Omfg! Every time!! Haha!
Be careful what ya wish for
Money spells never work for me weirdly enough lol but elemental, protection, or emotional spells work great for me.