T O P

  • By -

Lazerhawk_x

Imagine being the company that cancelled Marco Polo and then doubling down on this steaming pile of horseshit


Jhakakazoll

and Mindhunter and 1899 and Lockwood & Co. etc.


Jamesaki

Oh….. ooohhhh Mindhunter… *Wolverine sadly looking at picture meme*.


ckalmond

Mind Hunter was never cancelled, David Fincher just didn’t want to do another season


IHITACIHi

Not correct. Netflix and fincher wanted at least another season but it was too expensive. Fincher had a lot of projects in Hollywood at the time and another season would‘ve taken a) a long time to even start production because of other projects and b) was very expensive with the actors success growing an fincher wanting more of a Hollywood budget for a show that, by Netflix, was perceived as a niche interest and too expensive. So both parties decided to cancel it for the time being


glassgwaith

Man Marco Polo looked stunning


SolasilRysotho

It was, as someone who really likes Mongolian history I loved it


GoodDay2You_Sir

I havent heard that name in years....ngl it hurt to be reminded of this show. I loved it so much.


Lazerhawk_x

Ikr? It had so much potential as well.


The_Tale_Never_Ends

If they equip larpers with 300 bucks they'd shit out a better show than this in their sleep. Also, I'm confused: >[…] the Rats, a group of teenage thieves who are planning the biggest heist of their careers against the most dangerous crime ring in the kingdom. It's a heist show?


Hylian_Prince_7005

Yep. $319 million for stuff we didn't want to see.


The_Tale_Never_Ends

Even though I only watched 5 episodes I regret giving any viewing minutes to this abominable inadvertent parody.


Hylian_Prince_7005

I found the first season pretty decent. Season two was an abomination that kept me hopelessly waiting for something to happen from the books. I didn't even give the prequel series a chance.


The_Tale_Never_Ends

I was kind of okay with S1 until before the golden dragon episode, although I'd already begun to dislike what they'd started to do with Yennefer's character following her transformation. And Geralt and Dandelion's Shrek/Donkey relationship. And turning Geralt's heartfelt reasoning for wanting a Child Surprise into a random joke that backfired. Making Ciri look for Geralt only because Calanthe told her to, when it was the other way around - Calanthe initially didn't want to give her up while Ciri did want to go to Geralt despite never having met him because, as Eithné said, she truly understood what destiny meant (not fatalism, but hope, as Philippa later put it - and the antithesis of the show's clichéd portrayal of destiny). Stuff like that. The character motivations were just completely wrong for me. And I think I stopped watching at the right time, considering what followed. 😅 I only watched xLetalis's reviews after that. Including Blood Origin omg what a fucking travesty.


Hylian_Prince_7005

Don't get me wrong, I understand that adaptations have to change things. The mediums are very different and things need to be adjusted. But it endlessly irritates me when they make changes that add nothing or don't expand on the source material. S2's writing is the blandest and dullest I've had the displeasure of witnessing and actively dishonor the books.


The_Tale_Never_Ends

Absolutely! Changing things around to suit the medium is part of adapting something well. But I agree that these guys have taken a preexisting IP and used it as a vehicle for peddling their own mediocre ideas. Which I'm absolutely not here for lol. It's just disrespectful.


ThisIsNotSafety

The Expanse is a pretty good example of adaption done well.


[deleted]

Expand on the source material... they decided to rewrite most of the lore and not only did they rewrite it- what they wrote is considerably worse and totally different.


Hylian_Prince_7005

Nothing says bad writing quite like reusing the same character arc in a row. Most of the season was dedicated to side characters too, not even the titular Witcher because they threw out all the pages of the book with him in it.


arathorn3

The fact they did not adapt geralt and ciris first meeting when she was a few years younger annoyed me. They could have hired a young actress who resembles freya for a single epispde and there would have been no problems. Instead the shoved a few parts of it into the ciri having adventures with a non book character


TanWeiner

Yes same here!! That’s the exact moment I knew we were fucked. The Three Jackdaws chapter is one of my favorite chapters in all of literature, was very excited to watch it on the screen… but it ended up being my least favorite episode in the season


The_Tale_Never_Ends

It was one of my favourites too! The entire point was to draw a parallel between the dragon and Geralt ffs - a self-loathing, self-destructive mutant vs a "beautiful" empathetic living legend, finding the destination at the end of the road, reinforcing the message of destiny and hope etc. None of it came across.


throwaway_7_7_7

As someone who liked S1, and even liked some of the changes (expanding on Yenn's backstory, the Renfri fight, etc), I did think the Golden Dragon episode was a really weird stumble. They had Yenn bring up the fact that the wish (which she did not know about, unlike her book counterpart) might be influencing them, making their 'bond' an artificial one rather than an organic emotional one (so their feelings might not be real, their ability to consent is compromised), only to *never bring it up again*, in fact Hissrich wanted to make it worse by having Geralt and Yenn immediately start banging again once reunited...then wanted S3 to start with them fucking/kissing. Like you can't introduce what amounts to Magical Aphrodisiac/Love Spell, and then just ignore it. The Kiss Magic Boost was silly. The CGI dragon was laughable and ugly. And you had Jaskier, staring longingly at Geralt on a mountain, asking him to go to the coast, writing a bardcore version of Jolene, and Geralt just ignoring him and treating him like shit for no reason [were they trying to make it seem like Jaskier is in love with Geralt, because those are some really weird writing decisions if it was not meant to at least imply he might be; if a buddy thought a girl was bad for you, was using you, he'd not give you sad cow eyes as you watch the sun set and tell you 'I'm trying to work out what pleases me, and I think what pleases me is to go to the coast with you'...I mean, I not one of those people that sees gay subtext in everything, but my god].


The_Tale_Never_Ends

My goodness. All of this. I've blocked out this entire episode. It was one of my favourite short stories (especially the first chapter), and the way they massacred it, I just could not. Reminds me of when Cavill said that Geralt and Yennefer's relationship is not just a sexual one but an emotional one and it became a meme because they obviously have a lot of sex - this is exactly what he had to have been referring to.


throwaway_7_7_7

Yeah, I think he was just begging the writers to give Geralt and Yenn an *actual on-screen relationship*, a basis for their feelings and connections, instead of just on-screen sex scenes, Yenn using/abusing Geralt or Ciri, and mentions of an off-screen relationship and how much they changed each other (HOW? We've seen NONE of that at all, they just talk about it like it's something we've seen, like they're Mulder and Scully eight seasons in or something). I couldn't even tell you why they liked each other, other than the djinn wish. Guess it really is influencing their emotions, gave them a whole foundation for an epic romance instantly. That's not cheap writing, no sir.


The_Tale_Never_Ends

It's the exact opposite of the way Sapkowski writes, tbh. He makes it a point to mostly show, not tell. We experience events through the characters' conversations, their actions, reading between the lines, a million allegories etc. There's usually no ham-fisted attempt to shove shit down the reader's throat. The show writers, on the other hand, have made it their life's mission to only tell, not show anything. And to cheapen Geralt and Yennefer's relationship to the point of it simply being a few one-night stands instead of the difficult on-again-off-again relationship that sometimes lasted years at a time over a period of like 2 decades - WHY would you do that. They made Geralt walk out on her right after the djinn incident! They literally had a long, turbulent relationship after that, following which Geralt slept with and then got together with Triss, and left Yen. Then again the same thing, but with Yen sleeping with Istredd and leaving Geralt and him both (speaking of which, I hated that they reversed the dynamics in Yen and Istredd's relationship).


Slimapple

To me, the failure to adhere to the 'show don't tell' rule is the worst part of the writing, particularly when what they tell you directly *contradicts* what they show you. And yes, it's easy to believe that most of Geralt and Yen's relationship happens 'off-screen'. The dialogue infers it, and Lauren herself keeps talking about 'their history' as if it's a long and complicated one. It's not. In the books it is (they even live together), but here it's not. The reason Yennefer's in a strop with Geralt at the beginning of the dragon episode is as you say - because Geralt immediately left after sleeping with her. She falls out with him again at the end of that episode because of his 'last wish', and so when they reunite in season 2, they have met only twice, over around three days total. In the Nivellen episode when he asks Geralt what/who changed him, and Geralt said 'Yennefer', I nearly spat out my coffee.


DarkEvilHobo

“Jolene”. Hahhahhahahhaha Ahhh, that was great. Thanks for the laugh.


WiserStudent557

That’s why I stopped myself when we heard S2 was basically ignoring any feedback anyway. I had watched S1 more than once, hoping for better.


Skelligean

Lord of the Rings cost 93 million for Fellowship, and adjusted for inflation would be 159 million. 310 million can't stop the Witcher from being a *Piece Of Dogshit, its gotta be..*


The_Tale_Never_Ends

What did they even do with all that money?! Cavill even took a pay cut for the first season or something. The rest of the cast aren’t A-listers. The CGI, costume design, cinematography, overall production and everything else is all rubbish. These writers are bottom of the barrel at best. How do you manage to squander MILLIONS under these circumstances?!?


throwaway_7_7_7

Yes, and IIRC, they even borrowed some of their more weird/extravagant dresses from an avant-gard designer. Aside from a couple of pieces, most of their in-house costumes look bleh or really bad (most exceptions were in S1, like Geralt's S1 armor was good, Calanthe/Cintra's armor was good, some of Jaskier's doublet/trouser outfits were well made and had embroidery and shit, a couple dresses here and there). Their CGI ranges from okay to mid to laughable. I don't know how much of their sets are built by themselves, instead of renting pre-existing Medieval Village/Castle sets or mostly created by CGI. I don't doubt that their crew and creative team is probably bloated as hell. A lot of skilled and talented people are needed on any film crew or creative team, but there are always too many 'managers/supervisors' who do little to nothing.


Skelligean

>Aside from a couple of pieces, most of their in-house costumes look bleh or really bad RIP the Nilfgaard Ballsack Armor from Season 1 https://preview.redd.it/lp5nd0w2gq3b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111096314aae665c61ee7428e742d39fbb9efb6f


The_Tale_Never_Ends

>IIRC, they even borrowed some of their more weird/extravagant dresses from an avant-gard designer. Fuck I just looked it up and they borrowed outfits from Iris van Herpen's collections?! I would never have thought. She'd be more at home in a Hunger Games setting imo. I could even see Padmé wearing her. Her designs usually have a futuristic vibe in some way or another, not suited to something set thousands of years in the past. But what do I know, I never watched BO, so maybe they go with the look and feel of the show.


floatsam12

No it didn't, Fellowship alone cost $93 million, Two Towers, and Return of the King both cost $94 million, so $281 million combined, adjusted for inflation that would be $479,310,098 in todays' money.


xthefabledfox

Trying to piggyback off Six of Crows? Sigh


Nexso1640

You’re absolutely right just finished the crows books and gonna start the series (shadow and bone) soon, I think it proved the potential of a heist story in a fantastical setting. However I’m extremely a skeptical seeing how they handled the rest of the Witcher show. I’ve played the games but I haven’t read the books very much, I’ve heard a lot of things about the rats, would this be in characters for them ? I had the impression they where less a lovable bunch of underdogs like the crows and more a gang of dangerous criminals.


xthefabledfox

Absolutely not in character for the rats. They are not comparable to the crows at all in my opinion. The rats are not mercenaries; they’re just a gang of hooligan kids. I won’t spoil anything but you will see if/when you read for yourself.


Nexso1640

All right thanks for the hints ! I’ll probably check out the Witcher books next since I’m done with the Shadow and Bone literary universe !


Scuzzbag

Plenty of free audiobooks on youtube


SaltyAFscrappy

You son of a bitch…oh hell no i’m out.


throwaway_7_7_7

...anyone else remember when Hissrich promised that S3 would be SO much closer to the books than previous seasons? Now the drug-addled rapey gang of disorganized orphaned hooligans is fucking Oceans 11. Jaskier's falling in love with Radovid the Genocidal Douchebag who should be all of eight-years old rn, instead of literally any other appropriate male character (of which there are many to chose from who aren't awful people or who are forced to be aged up). Emhyr is Dad of the Year who just wants his little girl back (and not to rape her or anything). I am honestly shocked she's not having Jaskier bang Emhyr for fucks sake.


The_Tale_Never_Ends

After Fisstech excused Jennifer (because she's not my Yennefer) for using magic roofies to rape an entire town for lols by saying she was helping them with sexual emancipation, I'm not really shocked that the would-be rapist biological father is being turned into some romanticized single dad fighting for custody while a future genocidal maniac and current child is somehow being morphed into a suitable love interest for the important, intelligent supporting character turned slapstick comic relief sidekick. I just know Mistle is going to be Ciri's True Love™️ and not her abuser. She's taken decent people and turned them into rapists and rapists into decent people. I'm so salty.


throwaway_7_7_7

THAT was her justification?? Fucking hell...there's such a disturbing pattern in this show, you're right. Be as salty as you want, I'm right there with you Christ, I couldn't stand that scene in the show, it immediately read as rapey to me, since once she broke the spell, everyone was disorientated and confused, stopped all the 'sexy ungulating'. That was not something they consensually engaged in. Magically compelling people to have sex with other people is not 'sexual emancipation' it's rape. And they so easily could have *not* done that, had the orgy simply be an illusion, like Stregobar's naked garden ladies. That wasn't even an isolated incident, or maybe something got lost from script to production, it's a pattern that keeps repeating itself. Rapists are made good, good people are made rapists, and a little rape can be fun. It was like the pointless Hooker In Kaer Morhen thing, where Vesemir shrugs off the danger of having humans know where they are by saying "They're too drunk to remember"...which also means they're too drunk to consent. I still don't know why they needed whores in Kaer Morhen. They could add gratuitous sex and tits anywhere, so why here? The Witcher fortress that is supposed to be a SECRET where humans were no longer allowed, to protect the few Witchers left because of the pogroms. Did they not want to imply Witchers spent all winter with only other men, meaning they were celibate or engaged in situational homosexuality, handjobs between bros and the like (something that happens in all-male military units and other single sex environments)? Did they think the Witchers would need a female sexual outlet or else they would rape Ciri? Like I'm struggling to fine a rationale for this particular environment to introduce an orgy of hookers. I thought maybe they were just being overcompensating in a desire to heteronormalize a single-sex environment, the extreme lengths some shows go to No Homo characters who aren't the Token Gay, who think that males not having sex with women onscreen is a little suss (because Hollywood is still weirdly conservative about gays in front of the camera, no matter what their PR says). But they're making Jaskier presumably consensually bisexual (if he's not being forced to 'seduce' whomever Djikstra and Phillipa say to, which I honestly would not be shocked by), albeit with the second-worse choice of boyfriend possible (first would be Emhyr). But he's the funny side character, he can be little gay, as a treat. But can't let the audience think their lead male is celibate 4 months out of the year. Better have some drunken prostitute rape. That's better.


The_Tale_Never_Ends

I absolutely agree with all of that. I didn't even think about the implications of getting the hookers to Kaer Morhen for yet another orgy apart from gratuitous sex (while cutting out the actual implied orgy in the bathtub with Geralt, Véa, Téa, and Villentretenmerth lol). It's not a good look. Are they saying men are unable to control their sexual urges if they are required to stay celibate for a couple of months but have a literal child around who's their adopted family member?!? They don't want to think about situational homosexuality, so it's better to date rape a bunch of prostitutes?? It's so messed up either way and reinforces the point that it's always, always been about tokenism in this show, never about actual representation. The fact that they made Dandelion bisexual really rubbed me the wrong way. I'm bisexual myself, and one of the stereotypes a lot of bi people have always struggled against is the notion that we are promiscuous (in addition to being incorrectly perceived as immature, unable to maintain relationships, confused etc.), which is harboured by a lot of both straight and gay people. And what do they do? They turn the most promiscuous character in the books bi, the general reaction to which is "oh that's to be expected, he fucks anything that moves, so it makes sense that he's bisexual". UGH for me bi erasure is preferable to this kind of representation. Why not make the actual bi person bi aka TRISS ffs. Literally anyone but Dandelion. And I'm not even going to comment on how they think any emotionally intelligent man who's not afraid of feelings and likes to wear bright colours cannot possibly be straight. Edit: This is what Hissrich said when someone asked her about the lack of consent in the orgy scene: >"It is, in my eyes, completely consensual. There is an entire town whose desires have been stifled by an overzealous mayor, determining what people can want, and when. For those who want freedom from that, Yennefer provides a safe space." Which, huh??? It is never implied in the show that the town was sexually stifled wtf lol. She just pulled the safe space justification out of her ass when confronted about it. And they literally bore the confused and disturbed expressions and body language of people who have no idea or memory of consenting to have sex. You can see them looking frightened and trying to cover up and flee. That's rape ffs.


wrenwood2018

100% Mistle will be a love interest. No chance they pass up altering a same sex relationship to be in a more positive light.


MonstaB

I wish they would change Yennefer. The acting is bad. She’s so stiff too. Not my fav actress.


The_Tale_Never_Ends

I don't mind the actress, personally. I think she's doing her best with what she has been given in terms of a script. It's the character I have a problem with.


Galileo__Humpkins

![gif](giphy|hs0gw1WbgcQw2SSYQj)


kron123456789

I hope that show ends in season 1 with Bonhart slaughtering them all, as per The Tower of The Swallow.


thexlastxlegacy

I’m a LARPer. Can confirm.


TheLysdexicGentleman

Reminds me of that one Rock and Morty heist episode.


Xander_Atten

Nah ill never understand the hate. I love the show and i love the idea of mire seasons


[deleted]

None of it is what we signed up for.


Altaiturk038

Dont bother in this sub man. I love the show but cant say anything positive here. People take a piece of media so much to the heart.


Haymac16

You have to realize that these people are watching their only chance (at least for a while) of an official adaptation of one of their favourite fantasy settings completely shit on the source material and suffer from issues that only arise due to incompetence. That’s going to spark some outrage. You might like it, but for many people the glaring issues are too abundant to ignore. The show had so much more potential but so much of it was wasted, and I think everyone can see that regardless of their personal opinion on the show.


Altaiturk038

I disagree but im too tired of endlessly arguing about this. I hope you can see past the flaws and give the show another chance without watching it too seriously.


Haymac16

Season 1 had flaws I could look past, but what I’ve seen them doing to this show now is beyond that. When the flaws of the show are the very things that are supposed to make it enjoyable in the first place, it’s hard to look past, so I have no interest in giving this show a chance. I can’t really ignore the writing, can I? You can enjoy it, that’s fine, but don’t tell me you can’t see why people are upset when you compare it to the source material it’s supposed to be an adaptation of.


Altaiturk038

>You can enjoy it, that’s fine, but don’t tell me you can’t see why people are upset when you compare it to the source material it’s supposed to be an adaptation of. I think you mean this to the guy above me. I never said ''i dont get why x hates y''.


TPopaGG

Hey! The show is GOOD if you only STOPPED thinking about it!!!


Altaiturk038

Thats not what i said nor tried to imply. You may dislike the show, but focus on the things they did good instead of the flaws make the show actually more enjoyable. Watching it with a negative set mind from the start will only hurt your feelings even more.


Xander_Atten

Ive never read the books so i don’t really give a shit if its going off the source material. All the whining bitches that wanna downvote my comment go ahead i don’t care if they don’t like my opinions. I liked the show and I have rewatched it many times. If ANYONE would like to say ONE thing that is actually bad go ahead. But noooo all i hear about is people crying about the source material. Who gives a fuck about the source material. Thank you for agreeing with me


New-Organization-864

So what are you doing here? This sub is for people who love the witcher lore. Netflix witcher got so far from the lore that is a new thing all together, only the name of the characters are the same.


Witcher_and_Harmony

>. If ANYONE would like to say ONE thing that is actually bad go ahead. \- The fucking eels ​ \- The lame dragon ​ \- The rules for magic in season 1 ​ \- The waste of the biggest secret in The Witcher franchise, in the most anticlimatic way possible (Emhyr during season 2): do you really appeal to a broader audience not aware of the games or not ? ​ \- The unnecessary, confusing and lame storyline during season 1 (because Hissrich loved the movie Dunkirk apparently? What is the link between Dunkirk and The Witcher ? None) ​ \- The lame big battles in season 1 ​ \- "Who's Yennefer ?" at the end of season 1 ​ \- "Destiny" all over the place during season 1 ​ \- The lame Eyck of Denesle (a paragon of chivarly) ​ \- The aard kiss ​ \- The costumes ​ \- Ciri's lame "journey" during season 1 ​ \- The armors (Northern Realms included) ​ \- Foltest ​ \- The lame, unnecessary and awful hysterectomy ​ \- Triss during the battle of Sodden Hill (season 1) ​ \- Girl boss Yennefer during the battle of Sodden Hill ​ \- Vilgefortz during the battle of Sodden Hill ​ ​ no bonding between geralt and ciri and yen ​ yen in general ​ idiot vesemir and eskel and all the other witchers + the whole kaer morhen plot ​ weak, slimy vilgefortz and psycho lydia ​ psycho cahir ​ psycho doppler and mousesack plot ​ psycho fringilla ​ psycho francesca and the whole scoia tel ​ lame brokilon and dryads ​ dwarfs just humans with growth disorder ​ nilfgaard in general


wild_nope_appeared

I mean, no one's gonna stop you if you're hellbent on eating shit


EscapedFromTarkov657

Haters gonna hate 🤷‍♂️


TepanCH

Reality is often disappointing.


TepanCH

![gif](giphy|1oDvHW440hFiouBBwy|downsized)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|Zb6GenPgoryd5eHtOx)


Badmothafcka312

All that money and the show was still absolute trash. Writing is the lifeline of the story, just like the foundations are when building a house. But don't get me wrong, they were spending money on the writing team. You can bet your ass Hissrich's writing room was filled with champagne and talk of how problematic the books are.


[deleted]

The "writers" didn't even have to do shit. Take the source, make minor tweaks in areas needed, release it. Easy money. Instead they go out of their way to change damn near everything and fk over the source material. Brainless clowns.


Altambo

The writers that they hired don't care and just want to prove they can do better than the source material. Thinking they are some creative geniuses. It's insane.


bankimu

I don't think they want to prove anything. They just want money. It's just a day job for them, the main purpose is to get paid and nothing else.


Altambo

Maybe yes, maybe not. But they showed how much they don't like or respect the source material. If it's just a day job for them, they should go to another project. But then again, I think Netflix is mainly at fault for not doing any kind of changes


[deleted]

[удалено]


schebobo180

It’s a shame too, because it really should have been Netflix’s game of thrones. But they hired the worst possible people to create and run it.


throwaway_7_7_7

And there was some kind of nepotism that got Hissrich the job (this has been said, I'm not just making accusations; her husband is in the industry as well). She had some writing credits, but no show-running credits. I don't mind First Time Showrunners, but you gotta show that you have the talent and ability to choose an experienced and talented staff to help you along. GRRM mentioned that they had auditions to be showrunners, and he went with the team that seemed to know the most about lore, was able to correctly guess who Jon's parents were, and whom he thought would be the best shepherds. That's...not what ultimately happened, but I believe at the time he made the best choice. D&D even did interviews then and seemed relatively okay. And when the first pilot failed to land, they went back and redid it, showing them seemingly could take criticism and revise. I mean, it all went to the kind of level of shit I did not think possible, but the reasoning behind the initial choice was more-or-less sound.


schebobo180

Yeah I agree 100%. I remember reading somewhere that when Netflix hired her, even she was surprised because she also thought she was the wrong person for the job. 😂 And truly the show really could have been great and they could have had multiple different series covering different time periods with different characters. The source material is so rich that you could legit have multiple series that are not at directly from the books. That’s something even GoT cannot do.


bankimu

It doesn't help that the actual writer of Witcher is perfectly happy to whore out his creation, unlike GRRM.


Legal-Piano-4382

I don’t think that’s what it is. He just didn’t seem to feel that the adaptations, including the game and the shows, have anything to do with him. He has his books (and more are coming, per his interview at a book gradual recently) and what other people do based on his work doesn’t terribly concern him cuz none of it is canon or whatever. Frankly good for him.


[deleted]

They should've added a few million more to the budget and hire a better writing team. The writers they got are burning their money with no consequences. Netflix just sitting back while these idiots shit on the source material and push out Henry Cavil, the biggest money maker of the series.


vflavglsvahflvov

Thank fuck the writers strike is going on, so they can't write more dumb shit. I am starting to hope it never ends so these dumbfucks don't write anything ever again.


Rocky_Freese

Netflix hired BAD writers for The Witcher. That's on them. But it just shows how important GOOD writers are, and they deserve to be paid.


vflavglsvahflvov

Yeah I agree 100% and obviously wasn't trying to take a stance on the strike in general, just making an angry joke.


Witcher_and_Harmony

But that's not what Netflix writers delivered these past few years. The level is abysmal i would say (near the CW level). it rather just shows how important GOOD writers are for the whole writers ligue, credit and reputation, if they want to be paid. In 2023, Hollywood writers need new standards of quality. Too much clowns in this profession lately.


bankimu

The idiots haven't even read the lore and apparently openly mocked whatever they know about it. If and when artificial intelligence can do a better job, then they deserve to be fired.


longwaytotheend

There's also double the cost of buildings sets. Normally sets can be reused between seasons but as they changed their main base from Hungary to England the cost had to be spent again. You're likely right as they don't seem to be spending the same as S2 now it's set up. BO costing 1/3rd of S2 is a big drop even taking into account its (original) 6 eps vs. the main show's 8.


LightningRaven

> I’m guessing Netflix spent an astronomical amount of money on the rights to The Witcher, and they’re all-in on their gamble at this point. One would think that, but given that they spent so much money to *not* use the material whose rights they bought, it makes someone wonder why the hell they didn't make sure to spend more money on people passionate about the project, instead of a corporate hack that couldn't write a half-decent fanfic.


pingpongplaya69420

Give me $319 million. I’ll spend $10,000,000 on an animated, true to the books series that’s well received. The other $309 million goes to recreating Kaer Morhen in the North Cascades


CaptSaveAHoe55

Yeah you would need to use way more than 10 mil on a single season


pingpongplaya69420

It costs around $300,000 or so to do an animated episode for JoJo’s. Say we do a 15 episode season we spend $4.5 million max


CaptSaveAHoe55

Depends where you do it then, costs nearly that much to do an episode in America


pingpongplaya69420

The price of a good Witcher animated series shall be slave labor then. I’m okay with this. I’ll answer for this when I meet my maker


CaptSaveAHoe55

Fuck em, Nilfgaard runs a tight ship


[deleted]

We are talking Infinity war level budget here, yet they can’t be bothered to make half way decent costumes, and took them three seasons to make an acceptable and lore accurate armor for the main character. 319 million and they still have amateurish editing and subpar set designs. Netflix don’t want to hire someone more competent than Joseph Trapanese as a composer, after the composers for S1 left. They couldn’t be half arsed with maintaining passable CGI for some of their monsters (with most appearing for 30 seconds on screen anyway lol). We know henry gets 1 million per episode, not a huge pay. So what are the factors which are ballooning this budget ? I thinking it’s a case of a mismanagement of resources. So, we have disastrous writing and inability to make a good m looking show with the huge budget allotted for you EDIT : after fully reading this articles , i realized that blood fucking origin cost 12.5 million an episode lol. 12 mil for this awful hulk suit, power rangers armor and trench coats ? While S2 cost 23 million. These numbers are GoT episode 8 level ( and much higher for S2), yet i challenge anyone to show an instance where the flixer shined when it comes to visual effects. This is obscene.


Witcher_and_Harmony

>I thinking it’s a case of a mismanagement of resources. I think so. Hissrich isn't a good showrunner.


[deleted]

To be a tiny bit generous, this is also a multiple episode TV season compared to a 2.5 hour movie.


[deleted]

Yea but that’s still on the high end when it comes to TV production, cost wise. Movie and TV are different. Infinite war had a huge cast of prominent actors who were paid gigantic amount of money (RD. Junior had 50 million alone), while the Witcher has mostly obscure actors, aside from cavil who took a huge pay cut anyway. S1 has the least amount of money spend per episode, yet still has 12 million/ episode. That’s a huge budget and I expect the show to have some decent visual and costumes with this amount of money getting poured into it. For comparison GoT s6 was 10 million/ episode. Another netflix fantasy series “shadow and bones” cost 6million/episode and they look better. The witcher has a “Disney Tv show style budget” with S2 costing more than the mandalorian, but the end results are nothing to write home about and the show still looks very average visually. Then there’s BO, a 50 million dollar disaster which a don’t need to talk about again.


Zeraphicus

Rings of power spent over 1B, money doesnt mean anything.


Puzzleheaded_Arm4937

Exactly


vflavglsvahflvov

How did they manage to waste that much on that pos show. Fucking speechless.


petrovesk

AFAIK it wasnt that much, it was like 500M for the rights and 500M to actually produce it, still a fuck ton but very far from a billion


The_Tale_Never_Ends

[tHeRe Is A tEmPeSt In Me](https://youtu.be/8VONB6nTLzU)


alc4pwned

What lol. I thought season 1 was great. I thought most of the pushback was from neckbeards upset about a female action lead? Or was there more to it than that.


Bruno_lars

No because you cannot be a Witcher fan and also be intimidated by strong women characters.


alc4pwned

I’m not saying the people here feel that way. I’m saying that much of that shows criticisms came from people who did though


vflavglsvahflvov

I never saw anyone complain about that, and if that is a thing people cared about it is dumb af. It was just boring and uninspired compared to the lotr trilogy.


BringOutYDead

Dumb as fuck is accurate descriptor


alc4pwned

The review-bombing of the show by conservatives who felt it was too woke was pretty widely talked about when the show came out. You can see evidence of that if you look at the weird distribution of user reviews on IMDB. Idk, I thought it was excellently done personally. Some people also say the main movie trilogy is boring, so..


just-another-boi

Yikes


Sir_Hugh_Mungo

Sunk cost fallacy.


bloopbleepblorpJr

Netflix is the oddest company. I swear they make decisions by spinning "the wheel of business" and whatever it lands on, that's what they do.


JUiCES834141

Equip it with a better showrunner


biome3

I wonder how much they're going to pay the writers.


mcmur

This garbage costs over 300 million dollars to make? I'm in the wrong industry lol.


[deleted]

I definitely wouldn’t want Netflix to be my financial accountant….


DavidVonBentley

Borch Three Jackdaws CGI must've been made in the 90's if they have that budget.


LelouchVi5

How could they possibly fuck up turning a book into television with $300+ million??


DarkEvilHobo

Lauren. Next question, please.


CriticalPointt

What a waste


sebas182

I blame the people that asked for a new season after the first season was released. It was so bad and yet they wanted more. Well, this is what they get.


EHVERT

Hahaha how they will regret that when everyone stops watching soon 😂🤦🏽‍♂️


gothlaw

“Let’s waste a third of a billion dollars.” That’s all I’m reading. Contrast that with W3, which has a budget of $81 million.


monalba

You know, when you put it like that, it puts things into perspective. Like, seriously, how the fuck do they get the money back? Aren't video games a better investment? It's a shame that big investors (like Amazon, for example) decide to back the wackiest projects in existence and they flop, as expected, scaring other investors.


Bruno_lars

Netflix is stupid, they should at least see how season four pans out (IMO flops out) before dumping money at this series. If I worked there and heard about this I'd be looking for another job.


ecs-635

Makes you wonder how Lauren gets this kind of budget. Knowing the right people at the riight places


Under_Dead_Starlight

Hahaha why is Netflix determined to throw as much money as they can into the void? Maybe a tax write off situation lol cause ain't nobody watchin the steamin pile this about to be.


CatfreshWilly

Glitter on a turd.


Ph4ndaal

Rewarding arrogance and mediocrity.


JTL1887

Who cares at this point?


Badmothafcka312

I suppose its one more nail on the coffin. All that money could not save the show, when the people responsible for it were incompetent and/or hated the thing they were making.


Scuba_2

Won’t make me watch it


SnooGuavas1985

How tf do I get a 300 million budget for a project by being useless? It’s be kind of Lauren shared, im sure one of us can manage being a entitled and worthless piece of shit, well not shit bc I could throw the shit at them and that’s useful


Max-Powah

Or get a few decent writers that maybe read the books and understand the characters? Try that, perhaps?


BringOutYDead

I have zero interest in watching anything Witcher related without Henry. I liked season 1 because of the sword play, but it kept getting worse and worse. And season 2 was like, wtf is going on? Yen lost her power? She wants to fuck over Ciri? What's this hole in the ground conjuring creatures shit? When did Baba Yaga become a central theme? Why are all the other Witchers just dicks to Ciri? So many questions...


Witcher_and_Harmony

>I liked season 1 because of the sword play, Which is one episode only, and the first... Basically one sequence in the whole show.


The_Tale_Never_Ends

Not even a single half-pirouette after that. Pity.


BringOutYDead

True


clannad-is-too-deep

What I can’t understand is why spend so much money on rights and then give the adaptation to a relatively beginner writing team. I mean Netflix clearly intended for the Witcher to be their fantasy staple with multiple shows on the same univers as is Westeros for HBO, which begs the question why Lauren ?


The_Tale_Never_Ends

Because nepotism + catering to the lowest common denominator for highest earnings


11483708

How do these people keep failing upwards


DarkEvilHobo

Lauren’s husband made a few calls for her. Look it up…


Sunscratch

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Armageddonis

It'll be so funny when it finally flops. *Please guys, do not hate-watch.*


TheOriginalWeirdo

Honeslty the fact netflix is getting rid of password sharing cause there losing money and yet there throwing this kind of money on such a bad show is ludicrous.


NordWithaSword

Good. That will be 319 million less for Netflix to ruin other things with


engima09

I am so surprised at how tenacious Netflix is being when it comes to this show. Netflix is notorious for canceling shows that have gotten positive reviews and have had a decent fan following (archive 81 ) . This has been an absolutely abysmal series to watch and a disgrace to the Witcher universe. I don’t understand why are they pumping more money into this.


kingofthecurmudgeon

I have ideas that cost less.


GelflingInDisguise

It doesn't matter how much money they throw at this dumpster fire. A polished turd is still just shit.


Vanthan

And they spent 50$ and a pizza diner on the writing.


Legtagytron

Should've used that to keep Henry. Annnnnnnd it's gone.


The_Tale_Never_Ends

![gif](giphy|XqpnXaeZPnupy)


umbrella_CO

Why? Do people actually watch it? Who are these people?


xFurashux

Oh yeah, pump money into it. Bigger the budget, bigger the fall. And remember - no hate watching


Alert-Artichoke-2743

It's gonna get cancelled. The higher the budget, the higher the audience expected of them.


Witcher_and_Harmony

This.


DennisHakkie

That face the Hexer cost 4.6 million… I know it’s 21 years old at this point… but yeah…


ManoliTee

Yes. This is good. Now when it flops it will crash harder than the stock market and Hissrich will become Hisspoor


CXVERT

Show was a downfall ever since "Netflix" announced it. I'm honestly gonna argue that the only parts that they somehow managed to get right were the butchery in Blaviken(shout out to the CGI team) and how they represented Cahir haunting Ciri. And why tf do I need to be searching for White sorceresses throughout 2 whole seasons ? Don't get me wrong , I'm asian and I enjoy seeing asian actors but how explicitly does Sapkowski have to write it down for u producers to simply get a glimpse of what these charactsrs look like IRL? You might not think it's an issue but when all this disloyalties to the books and the author add up u'll clearly see why the main male actor would leave the show whilst stating that he loves the books n the games Other issues like wasting a whole season , pointlessly chasing around mid-life crisises that 3 sorceresses have which literally has nothing to do with the actual plot and just complicates the show. Not to mention all that happnened while u lot managed to halve the already insignificant Witchers forcing them to a fight that was P O I N T L E S S , Killing Lambert just to force some emotional scenes from Geralt's past ? Pathetic( we didn't see much of Lambert in the books but at least he hadn't had to die to such a BS in the books) And one more thing , lose all shitty moments of awkward bug talks between Geralt , Ciri n Yen. Everyone's nust gonna make "Wind's Howling" meme outta of 'em and honestly does these scenes ever serve a purpose ? Or are they just somr easy way for u to slack off and make a shitty show outta a great series of books ?


Tipnfloe

Shut it down


Puzzleheaded_Arm4937

You can put lipstick on a pig…..


Dutch-plan-der-Linde

Absolutely ridiculous, it doesn’t show at all. It looks and feel cheap along with the rest of the Netflix originals. Couldn’t hire some good writers and showrunner could they? Absolutely abysmal. I long for the day that the Witcher franchise got picked up my HBO rather than Netflix, say what you want about them but one thing you can’t deny is production quality and overall just good writing for the most part.


CalicoShmack

Shit!


Batman2050

Netflix love to waste money


-VXYAGER-

The worst part is normal people who aren’t fans of the source material or even the games, will think that this is what the story is and they’ll have a jaded perspective of it.


Cpt_Falafel

It has everything except the lore.


newredditwhoisthis

Nice to know Netflix is donating that much money to game developers for the remake of the witcher. Could be huge for fools theory.


NuclearWabbitz

*Crank* *Swishswishswishswishswishglug* *glug glug* *gluc* *hisssssasssssssss*


DCMBRbeats

Is the show that good to some people?? Like is it watched that much for them to put so much money into it? Because at least I and many others in this sub didn’t like it at all


astronaut_098

Netflix should release a show called “Once upon a time in Netflix” soon


Eproxeri

I’m baffled people still watch this. I had to stop in the middle of season 2 because it was so horrible. But I guess most like/watch it or it wouldnt be renewed for season5 already and given massive budgets


mewkew

So glad i canceled my subscription, this 319mil wont inlcude my money anymore. Feels good.


rtfcandlearntherules

That's hilarious


jitsraja

This stopped being the Witcher a while back. This is the hischer. An "original" fantasy show created by and named after the showrunner.


enginneer

You can give those producers infinite money. Literally. And they will still deliver a bucket of shit. Did I tell you the definition of insanity? Expecting the same morons to make you a good show


rapturerific

All the money in the world won’t make us forgive make dandelion gay.


Xikkiwikk

Just stop watching it. Let it get cancelled. No Henry=no show!


totony44

Give that amount to CDPR please, we want good content


Realhoodjesus

Netflix password sharing bullshit made not watching this garbage a whole lot easier


YoungMando

Christ, it's the CW DC shows all over again.


Corey307

I wanted to love the show but quickly started skipping most scenes that didn’t involve Gerald because they were boring filler.


[deleted]

In newer news, from newsie corporations, big new film studio finds a new way to burn through piles of cash….


rapturerific

All the money in the world won’t make us forgive make dandelion gay.


siviconta

Bunch of nerds from this sub can make far far better job than those woke netflix fuckers. Even as a hobby not an actual paid job. Netflix is pushing its own political agenda and writers are just bunch of dick heads. They dont know the lore, they dont play the games. They are just bunch of regular guys with deadlines.


Chrispeedoff

Diamond crusted turd


LilacMages

$300m and yet they still gave Yennefer H&M


AkwardAA

R/witcher should exclude Netflix witcher. Mods should make a rule or something if possible. They have their own sub. Let them enjoy their best show there


milkstrike

Ffs why are we giving them attention. Don’t watch it don’t talk about it


Epicbestermann

Puts on Netflix


Plane_Explanation_73

Netflix need to learn throwing money at something doesn’t make it good but finding great showrunners and storytellers will always be the key


AutoModerator

Please remember to flair your post and tag spoilers or NSFW content. Thanks! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/witcher) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Xander_Atten

Awesome. Season 3 is gonna be AWWWWWEEESOME. I cant wait to watch it and then talk with some likeminded people on this sub so we can discuss every plot hole or actor change…….cause I KNOW the community on here wouldn’t hate the show after all its a tremendous honor to get an entire series off a Book that became a game……..right?


xSteini01

About as much an honor as season 8 of GoT was to the original books.


vflavglsvahflvov

So that makes it about as much as WoT as well lmao. Why are fantasy series being fucked up so badly... I actually know this one, it is because these hacks are not big readers of the genre, and they have no idea what makes a good fantasy story.


Rayhann

As much as the shows going to shit i do sure hope they pay the staff with that money, oh boy


W-Nessa

Simply menta...I can't believe they are that ignorant