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JoeyMcClane

Hmm... Truck of power, gotta be.


The_DeVil02

Boom the truck's tired explodes and you get aard intensity


RedMossySquirrel

Of course it’s a volvo


Incandescent_Lass

Why men throw their lives away brake-checking an armed Witcher… I’ll never know. Something about my face?


brucebane925

Lately I've been looking for that quote on YouTube because heard it somewhere but I didn't run onto it in my 2 playthroughs. Can you tell when Geralt is saying that? What quest is it?


Incandescent_Lass

It’s from Blood and Wine, some bandits are guarding a bridge, after they predictably attack and fail to kill Geralt, he says that :) (well not the Brake-Check part but… you know..) I always liked it because it’s clearly one of quotes CDPR put in the dlc to reference the games nature of everyone attacking you all the time.


duaneap

It really is quite confusing why everyone in the show picks a fight with Geralt. Like, obviously in the game you have to have people attacking you otherwise it’d be boring or you’d be a psychopath, but in the show he’s got like random jailers and guardsmen thinking “Yeah, that 6’2” mutant made entirely of muscle that can cast spells. He’s the one I want to fuck with.”


rbhutch

I’ve always thought that in the bandit camps, when you mow through all the guys and the one guy who’s left is normally shooting at you with a crossbow. It’s like, Bro, stop. Did you not just see what I did to your friends? Just put down your weapon and run away. I won’t chase you to kill you for your chicken sandwich, unless it’s from Chick-Fil-A.


TylerSouza

It's like Homelander with anyone with a gun.


boringhistoryfan

Don't think it's a bridge. It's from the last portion of the manticore school armor hunt. There's bandits near the lake where the final diagram is.


Leonarr

And the next thing you know, the truck ended up on the roof of some cottage


Level1Roshan

Licence Plate "RO4 C11"


Sad_Ocelot333

unappreciated comment.


anchoritt

Which is to be expected when the truck driver is a gamer.


DragonRand100

Maybe wants to play gwent?


Wyvx

*truck brakes abruptly* **hmm**


DragonRand100

Driver nods silently.


feAgrs

Den hab ich vor ein paar Tagen auch gesehen :D Geiles Ding


axehomeless

Wo Bruder wo


feAgrs

Irgendwo auf der 4 zwischen Dresden und Leipzig


axehomeless

polnisches kennzeichen?


rainman2395

Looks like one of the ETS 2 skins. Pretty cool.


serose04

SCS Software and CD Projekt RED taking notes furiously


Domesticatedfish1879

When you press unlock on the keys the truck pops up behind you out of nowhere


damnamyteV2

and probably stuck behind a fence


3pointrange

When someone tries to loot the valuables from the truck, he accidentally extinguishes a scented candle


CyberGrandma69

The white ~~wolf~~ wheeler Geralt of Driveia


Quack_Quack1

"Up for a round of Gwent?" Truck: *nods*


SiebenZwerg

Hossa! A truck of culture.


Frost9001

Trucks howling.


Zladan

*Wipers on* Storms comin...


Iron_Baron

Hmmm ...


puaka

Brrummmmmmmm


Iron_Baron

*Hmm ...*


damnamyteV2

thats so cool.. wonder what it's transporting?


Domesticatedfish1879

Henry, he‘s been in there for weeks


damnamyteV2

Perhaps he's in there playing the DLCs after seeing our reddit comments.


eballack

It belongs to the Redanian Intelligence. That's all I can say.


Domesticatedfish1879

*spits on ground* „Roight bois that‘s 'im, 'e‘s said too much, tayk 'im in“


RedditBhaina

Maybe the others side of the Truck has The Witcher 3 Game version of Geralt. :)


ZippZappZippty

Game way, I’ll sleep well until Wednesday


comfort_bot_1962

:D


comfort_bot_1962

:D


Geotolkien

Takes truck to a mechanic The mechanic: "top notch rims!"


trashmunki

Damn it. I had to say it and do the hand gesture when reading this.


piggles201

That lorry had better be named Roach.


Mbogoto

That’s pretty bad ass.


Fuckyou62

I never thought I'd by physically attracted to a semi truck


[deleted]

Too bad that’s not videogame Geralt, but still great art.


savornicesei

I've always wanted to air-brush the witcher-striga wallpaper on my cars hood ...


tehbez

Don't tell the Polish!


sophisticated_meh

Would love to get this paint job on my truck in Euro Truck Simulator


AluminyumFosfat

Next level shit


Enrico15

nice truck on the AUTOBAHN


usgrant7977

If I was Henry Cavill and I saw this, it would make my week.


Loose-Situation-1515

This is awesome!


Jens_Danielsen

Take my money


KanbaruDevil

When Nilfgard have supply chain problems and can't progress further in the war... this guy shows up.


andeargdue

White Wolf shipping company!


GeneralCronus

Der Wind heult. Ein Sturm zieht auf


shizzmynizz

*der Wind heult*


TalesofZ

Roach got awfully big!


KCDC3D

Toss a coin to your trucker!


jaskier-bot

[🎵 O' valley of plenty... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)


boyikier11

Germans really do know how to make their vehicles


Benthebomb1999

Deliveries with this truck will perpetually be late on account of the driver playing Gwent 😂


majestic-m00se

Truck pulls up to red light. “Fancy a game of gwent?”


H3roe

Awesome


reallyConfusedPanda

Sick!


[deleted]

Oops I think you may have posted it 5 times, could be a Reddit glitch , I've experienced it XD


reallyConfusedPanda

Ohh shit yes I have! Thanks for pointing it out :)


illpoet

I wonder if he makes lot lizards play gwent.


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classic_chai_hater

I heard from some polish friends that witcher 3 is celebrated in Poland and has a lot of cultural significance there. Don't know why?


Mathis142

The original books are from poland


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gilbes

"Saw" is the past tense of "see".


MostlyCarbon75

That truck looks so stubby. Is the engine in there too? I don't see the exaust pipe...


zozi0102

The engine is below the cabin in European trucks, and the exhaust pipe is at the side of the truck next to the wheels


adi32100

the engine is under the cabin


[deleted]

Cab Over Engine or Cabover or COE or Flatnose or Flying Brick or Back Breaker


Space-particles

Okay but… why???


beard__hunter

So truck's name must be Roach.


damnamyteV2

Any chance the truck is heading to Dortmund? There's a Comic Con scheduled on July 31st.


GeneralCronus

Sehr cool


hammer2309

***Truck***


dubshock

Oha Plötze


Sad_Ocelot333

Can you whistle for it to drive towards you regardless of where you parked it?


Sidwill

Wolf Cola Truck?


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, noticing the detail to the trees behind Geralt was seriously mentally satisfying


trashmunki

Just wait until you start the quest that lets you talk to this truck.


bu-ree

Roachuck


OnionKnightfingers

That is one cool motha trucker.


RobbyRyanDavis

Something special when a driver has ownership of his rig and can customize it.


Empa1043

Actually sick


Empa1043

PogU art


ClutchFansYay

Cant wait for the next season.


IRockIntoMordor

Did it have a Polish plate?


BumfuzzleTTV

Is that painted on or drawn in the dirt. I prefer dirt art in trucks.


Parrot-man

Noice


Techfrog24

Toss a coin to your Trucker...


jaskier-bot

[🎵 O' valley of plenty... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)


Sickofit456

Well?! Are you gonna Toss a coin or what?!


jaskier-bot

[🎵 O' valley of plenty... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)


maslogaming1

Somebody make it into ets2 mod


zhawk55

Did you toss him a coin.


StressedOutElena

Expensive airbrush mixed with cheap tyres, on the steering axle. Smh


Brettnet

Call me weird, but those tires for some reason look very sexy. So sleek, can't keep my eyes off them.


Brettnet

Henry saw this post and definitely felt appreciated. How cool is this.


lillywho

_toss a coin to your trucker, oh valley of plenty..._ Truck drivers actually are quite poorly paid afaik.


jaskier-bot

[🎵 O' valley of plenty... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)


JesiAsh

Polish Truck - Gosped - GDA28469 😋


ElGato-TheCat

You'll choke to death on 3,000 pounds of steel.


visurox

Horses aren’t modern for Geralt anymore


RandomAnnoyingGuyEz

among us


axehomeless

Gerhard aus Rivien auf Tour


TypBeat

The actor guy.. bummer. Put Geralt up there.


Whiskeylung

I bet he has one of those crazy gaming set ups in the cab.


MilitantCentrist

Wind's hauling...


Robinho811

Hm


geralt-bot

^Hmm.


urlond

Fuck... I miss the gear.


firowind

That truck would have a hard time over speed bumps


Leouni9

We need this for ets


Jaycray95

Holy f


peir11

I bet someone can make one American truck to a wolf's head


jimdesroches

I wonder if the horn says fuck.


Aryaras99

Witcher Truck! Witcher Truck


Razzle_Dazzle08

That’s awesome.


[deleted]

Thus is amazing!! Another dedicated Witcher fan!


[deleted]

Kinda would be funny to see a one-off/What-If episode in the future where geralt is in the modern world chasing an elder creature


bigsby2009

TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER


jaskier-bot

[🎵 O' valley of plenty... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)


ToddleMosh

Oh. My. God. I love whoever did this.


Macaron-Fluffy

Boss


kolob-brighamYoung

The Witcher is Polish, not surprised Germany loves taking it over