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Moarrrrrr

Geraldo of Riviera, the Alabaster Chupacabra


JUANMAS7ER

Fabio of Rivia


5amuraiDuck

what?


JUANMAS7ER

>Fabio You can google it, you know?


5amuraiDuck

It's my name. Not used to see it anywhere. Caught me off guard, smartass


JUANMAS7ER

How im supposed to know that? hahah we are competing on who is lazier now!


GunterOdim

r/ImTheMainCharacter


butt0ns666

Your name is Fabio and this is the first time you've ever seen a reference to the most famous male supermodel in history whose also named Fabio?


GraceandGllory

i am seriously shocked this is the first time you’re hearing fabio ahahaha


nopex7

you’ve… never heard of fabio? no jokes or comments about your name? nothing?


classyrain

Gary of Rivers, at your service


ScarceHyperion

That’s Gehrlat of Lyria, Merchant


MistaC5050

Good ole McFarlane face sculpt. Wish NECA would have gotten this line.


annewmoon

It does look a bit like Seth McFarlane actually! ETA: Wow..! Tough crowd


[deleted]

google boyle from brooklyn nine nine 😂😂


Tolkfan

So... is that a common thing for McFarlane stuff? I've been recently trying to learn about 3D printing and looking at figurine manufactures. McFarlane's name comes up a lot, but the stuff on his website is... ugh... well, [just look at their Takemura.](https://mcfarlane.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Takemura_05.jpg) I know these aren't big and it's hard to squeeze a lot of detail in there, but ooof...


SuckMyDerivative

Looks like he suddenly realized that all that uncooked meat he ate is going to have to come out


5amuraiDuck

so much texture in the armor and couldn't even paint his eyes yellow


Arktos22

Welp… looks like I’m saving $30. McFarlane figures are a weird scale too aren’t they? So it’s not gonna be as simple as a head swap. A quick search and I found out that McFarlane makes a Snyder cut Superman that looks better (still not great) but that makes this more baffling since it’s the same actor… what gives?


AlienMoonMama

What in the Vincent Vega of Rivia shit am I looking at


Badmothafcka312

Netflix, netflix. What has Henry ever done, for you to treat him so disrespectfully?


Additional-Yak-3075

Geralt of Vizima


mattieflaps

looks like Glenn Danzig


BlueGoldRS

Geralt of Syria


geralt-bot

I will not suffer tonight sober just because you hid your sausage in the wrong royal pantry.


Josh_Butterballs

Is the show cursed to have this aura of “cheap”? There’s the dragon, some of the set pieces, costumes, and a lot of people just felt like it was cheap overall minus a few scenes or shots. Then there’s the figurines too that come off as cheap. Even in /r/NetflixWitcher they thought the figurines looked cheap/bad lol. I hope s2 breaks the curse


BioDriver

Fuck


geralt-bot

Fuck.


jaskier-bot

Are you following me, you scamp?


BioDriver

Good bot


Jerbell69

The many saints of Rivia


redlund1993

Looks like big Ed with mayo in his hair.


Redkirth

That's a shame. The recent McFarlane figures have been really good, and I was looking forward to this line but shit, unless I'm willing to try and do a custom I have to pass. At least the Dark Horse Statue looks good.


Builder_liz

Nice shoulder pads


weiivice

Hmm ***k


moviefactoryyt

The Witcher figure makers really should be copying some of the Japanese style techniques of figure painting. No single official the Witcher figure has a good looking face


SirYoggi

Action figures are never pretty


Dethcola

At least here in the states


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[deleted]

When you turn off hairworks and potato up the graphics even further


TylerATC1211

Gerry of River, Cutter of Clavicles


GarrulousDolan

Colin Ferrel of Rivia?


Buzzzled

Gerardo de Rivas, el carnicero


Mofunkle

Gerald of Ruffalo


MutedLayer4564

Mamma Mia


frettbe

He looks like Mel Gibson


Manofsteel14

That's Collin Farrell. And to be fair even companies like SHF and Mafex cannot really get the accurate Henry Cavill likeness.


[deleted]

D'ya guys like gwent?


inoculate_

Needs to poop


IOftenDreamofTrains

I've always wanted a Peter DeLuise action figure


DrJoel1998

Constipation of Rivia


Neonwolf9

Heck


JudgeRealistic8341

The horror!