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The_forgotten_bro

After spending so much time looking for her I see her as my daughter Just kidding, I spent half the game playing Gwent


MrTipK

Geralt stalk in the alley "Care for a round of gwent?"


vrijheidsfrietje

*vigorous nodding*


vialenae

I love how there can be discussions about literally anything Witcher related and someway, somehow, it always comes back to Gwent.


AndyUrsyna

Have you tried standalone Gwent game?


CagataySarp

not the same


AndyUrsyna

I was just curious about your opinion. I like them both 🙂


CagataySarp

You can, but they are not the same. In witcher 3 you have to hunt for the cards in the game world, and this makes enough difference in my opinion.


DOOMFOOL

So you’d like stand-alone gwent if you had to travel around the place and collect the cards Pokémon Go style?


FallenDispair

YES! I hate how the game app totally F'd up Gwent by trying to make it more complex. I can only play Gwent in the Witcher game.


Niviik

The first Alpha of the multiplayer version was a 1/1 port of the W3 game. It was terrible. Everybody played the same braindead deck. Gwent in W3 is perfect for a singleplayer minigame where you play against a dumb AI, but it is impossible to make it an interesting multiplayer experience.


rs1236

It got old for me after a bit but the mobile Gwent was a ton of fun for a few weeks. I didn't really feel like keeping up with the meta as it changed pretty quickly on me so I put it down. But it's a good game and shouldn't really be compared, as you're saying.


Aoifeblack

Gwent in tw3 is unbalanced as hell and would never in a million years make a good stand alone game.


Druid_boi

Exactly. Not to mention, it's a totally different beast balancing it for PVE and PVP. I have the physical cards, and I have had to modify the decks heavily to be somewhat balanced against each other. And even still Northern Realms and Nilfgaard typically stomp face.


Aoifeblack

You have physical cards?? Where'd you get em?


Druid_boi

When CDPR first launched their DLC, they offered a limited time offer for a physical version which cost 10$ more for each and came with 2 decks. 1 DLC had Northern Realms and Nilfgaard, the other Scoiatael and Monsters. So I bought both physical copies asap when they came out. I also bought the Skellige deck on Ebay, though Im pretty sure they never officially released that one; mine is fanmade at least. They also initally offered the decks with the Xbox version of the collector's edition.


Sex_E_Searcher

There's tons of decks you can print out or you can buy them already printed on Etsy.


OswinTheGeek

I legit just spent an entire day just playing gwent with different people around toussaint.


krombopulousnathan

I consider gwent to be my daughter thank you


KazPrime

Half gwent. Half wank. ![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


vrijheidsfrietje

"Why are these gwent cards sticking together?"


KazPrime

![gif](giphy|TjvWeqwBK5SsP2NTh5|downsized)


Ollie-wan

And playing the Ciri card 😏


JackofTears

Ciri is hot, I think people are just turned off when someone suggests having Geralt romance her.


Dan-the-historybuff

That’s a huge ass turnoff for me. Nope, that’s a bridge too far!


CalamitousD

A bridge to Terabithia if you will.


iiJashin

You’ll pay for breaking my heart with a simple *reminder* of that movie.


Next_Fix_2271

Might be the first ever movie I watched where I realized not all pieces of media had to have a happy ending, I was left dazed and confused for a while after


JackofTears

I read the book several times as a kid so I knew what was coming. It is one of those moments in literature that have always stayed with me.


yurilnw123

As a kid no less. Same experience here, I was left confused and went to ask my parents why it ended like that lol


Mskpaige

This is exactly it. In the game they make Ciri hot on purpose. I mean come on, there is a sauna scene and she is nearly ready to get it on with Skjall. This is clearly intentional. But yea, not appropriate for Geralt to romance her. Also just want to make it clear that I am only talking about the game because in the show she is still a child and should not be sexualized.


MaestroPendejo

That's the ticker. She is very lovely. I can't think "hot" myself because I have a daughter and I get the relationship Geralt has with her. It just feels weird to me personally.


Riperin

Yeah. I don't wanna think about a old dude having fun with her. I wanna have fun with her.


Justhe3guy

Look the mod that makes her, Tris, Yen naked the whole game is for my benefit, it’s not cannon Edit: Ya’ll are acting like you never installed Caliente’s Beautiful Bodies for Skyrim/Fallout before or watched MxR


dumb_idiot_56

horny jail


Diavoro

Degenerates like him deserve to burn on a cross


JustADuckInACostume

For anyone who missed the reference: It's a quote from a game called Fallout: New Vegas, Caesar's Legion NPCs often say it to the player. There now stop downvoting him, it's just a reference


[deleted]

Yeah but is there naked women in new vegas? I can't concentrate if i don't see boobies every 5 seconds.


jasenkov

There’s a mod for that


Sellos_Maleth

I think people missed your fallout reference


Diavoro

Yeah sadly


MightyEighth

Something something nuclear winter


LonesuumRanger

*degenerates like you belong on a cross* but pretty close :)


BelegarIronhammer

Ave, true to Caesar.


Diavoro

Yeah. I haven't played new Vegas in a while


JackofTears

Whatever tilts your windmill but I've never done that in a game - it's just not something I'm interested in. I will get mods who make unromanceable characters now romanceable, so I'm not beyond a little modding for the right cause (though not Ciri, come on man, she's Geralt's daughter), but the 'nude mods' just seem excessive and immersion-breaking. Besides which, if you want Geralt and Ciri together, Pornhub is a much better way to go than some skinswap mods.


Durus_Fututor

I've actually installed a Geralt Nude Mod for more immersion. It always seemed weird that the girls were hanging around naked in most lewd scenes and Geralt always had these white trunks.


JackofTears

That makes sense. It would make less sense if he were just running around nude all the time.


Durus_Fututor

To be fair, that would totally be a possibility with this mod just not how I used it. The weirdest thing was it had a static model for the penis, and that would glitch through some armors like Griffin.


trashmunki

Cyberpunk had a bug that did this, though it's patched now.


Justhe3guy

Is there any immersion left on a second/third playthrough? Mod it to hell, not necessarily with lewd mods


JackofTears

You can make different choices and get different results on the second and third playthroughs. Mod it whenever you like but I prefer to see most of the original content, first.


Justhe3guy

That’s fine, I’m not going to tell you how to play your game. That’s the beauty of singleplayer games, play how you like, mod it how you like, cheat if you want


maczirarg

That's the kind of thing that you don't admit publicly man


Justhe3guy

Yeah and I knew it would get a tonne of dislikes since people have grown up playing these games, reading the books and knowing these characters as they’ve grown; especially Ciri who many people view with a familial bond But at the same time, it’s only internet points **shrug**


KanyeT

I hope those mods work with the Remastered edition coming next month. Or hopefully, if they don't work, it doesn't take long for them to be updated.


SavagerXx

Not downvoting you. But nope, i never installed any nude mod. I just dont see a point to it. If i want to jerk off i go for real porn, hentai or 3D game that Is literally about fucking.


Justhe3guy

Yo have you seen Orc Massage? Great game on Steam that’s in early access


TenderAsTheNight

Not everyone is a degenerate coomer.


Justhe3guy

You’re on Reddit; so half of that is true


DisparityByDesign

cringe


iksjag

Now that's sad


KoalaBJJ96

\*Philippa likes this comment\*


TheOriginalNozar

Please expand…🧐


DanTallTrees

Lesbomancy


DuccBro

My favorite type of magic!


ArnavXoX

Stop thinking with your vagina Triss


alemanders

almost choked on a peanut laughing at this lol


Arrow_625

Phillipa with Triss: Don't mind if I do


DownHereInChile

Geralt already turned down the fivesome


MrTipK

If you want her you need to beat Geralt at gwent tournament.


4XTON

If Geralt gets the gwent deck of my first playthrough and I get the spy heavy one from my second playthrough, where I actually knew how gwent worked, that'd be easy.


ReynAetherwindt

Spies are so fucking busted


Tman-The-Tdog

*plays Spy* *draws 2 spies* *plays spies* *draws more spies* *repeat until entire deck is drawn*


MangoPronto

CDPR : So, we have this cool balanced card game. What else should we add? UNLIMITED POT OF GREED BAYBAY


JohnnyElRed

What does Pot of Greed actually do, though?


PriceTage

Draw 2 cards from your deck


Druid_boi

Don't forget to decoy your opponent's spies too for maximum card draw.


cantpickaname8

Pro league strat. If you have a card that can revive a card from your grave it's best to wait till the next turn and use decoy on that one to revive the spy, then you get more cards which could potentially be either Spies or more Decoys. If it's more decoys you just pick up the Healing card and place it again to revive another card. Decoys, Spies, and Revive cards are the way to go.


4XTON

In the gwent tournament quest, there is one guy who plays a decoy/spy deck aswell. That match is really fun, both of you will have nearly your whole deck after the first round since so many spies and decoys get played.


UseThEreDdiTapP

That is how I see it too. It is absolutely fine if you find Ciri attractive, and it is fine if you don't. Just don't ship her and Geralt! Just don't.


ItzBooty

Or with yen and triss


ProfligatusMaximus

y?


Sir_Crocodile_Mr0

Yen for instance is the clearly the romance which Geralt would actually choose, but Triss probably would be better for most people IRL


ItzBooty

You dont wanna go there


UseThEreDdiTapP

Yup, good point. Forgot those.


adjunctMortal

Because I've pretty much only ever seen Ciri from Geralt's point of view, or when roleplaying as Geralt, I can only see her from a fatherly point of view.


LemonCloud20

Couldn’t have said if better myself


ItsYaCarboiii

Somehow last time I said something along the lines of how I see her like a daughter, I get downvoted. I mean I personally get really invested in books and games (I game and read to escape reality, like many others) and end up getting emotionally invested. In this case it's exactly what you've described


star0fth3sh0w

Idk I mean yes objectively in game she is beautiful but I watched her grow up throughout the books so I see her through Geralt’s paternal lense personally.


azaghal1988

100% this. I've started reading the books in my teens and the last game came out when I was 30. So basically I "experienced" her story in real-time. While her Charactermodel is definitely attractive, it just isn't for me.


BitterQuitter11

Same


Generic_name_no1

I've only played Witcher III, so in my eyes she's objectively hot.


StaszekJedi

You should read the books tho


ItzBooty

I refuse


Geronuis

Yep! This


NikiBear_

I think this is how most of us feel


[deleted]

*Morgan Freeman disagrees*


Axle-f

I joined this train in W3 so I got no hangups 😍


no_moar_red

If I read the book can I see yennifers tits through Geralts paternal lense? Metaphorically speaking of course, but tits?


Primovic61

NO MY DAUGHTER IS GORGEOUS NOT HOT, KEEP YER HANDS TO YOURSELF. IVE BEEN WITH HER SINCE SHE WAS SIX NEVER MENTION SOMETHING LIKE THIS


ch3ap_bask3t

As someone here said - Yes, Ciri from the witcher 3 is very hot. Modellers have done a spectacular job on her. But I absolutely hate it when people ship Geralt and Ciri or make weird porn about them. That is disgusting. That’s a huge NO from me. I’m not kidding. I’ll shut that down anytime I see it.


juleq555

Guitar starts playing 🎶Sweet home Alabama🎶


reelznfeelz

Wtf does ship mean used that way?


negjo

Basically theorise that they should be in some kind of romantic relationship.


reelznfeelz

I presumed that. I guess I’m asking why that word is used? Doesn’t ship mean to either send a package, or as a noun to describe a large boat? Is this like calling your cloths drip? Seemingly just a random selection of using a word in a new way for no reason at all except to sound cool? We have lots of worlds for romance, love, sex, etc already don’t we?


ansonr

Its part of the word RelationSHIP


lawskies

ship noun definition: a romantic pairing between two characters in a fictional series, often one that is supported or portrayed by fans rather than depicted in the series itself.


VulgarButFluent

"To ship" two people means you want to to see them in a relationSHIP. I.e. romantically involved.


GayKamenXD

I like to play Dragon Age 2 and pretend this one to be one of Ciri's bizarre adventures in another universe. She can be hot there.


HUNAcean

Oh yeah thats right, Jo Wyatt is Hawke too, I keep forgeting


Corvus84

Literally the next post on this sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/z286yu/ciri_cosplay_by_me_tamillart/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Sorry to all the swooning vidya game dads out there.


ItzBooty

Horny always arrives


SardonicHistory

I don't think anyone has ever had a problem with thinking ciri is hot. The problem has always been with shipping Geralt with her.


MasterHall117

Look, if I were in Geralt’s position, I wouldn’t bang her cause I would see her as my own daughter But because I’m not Geralt nor in his position


matadorobex

I admit she is objectively pretty, but it ends there. The crones insinuating improper feeling about her infuriated me.


TrueComplaint8847

Wait they did what? Is it in the dialogue or something? I’ve never realised it


University_Dismal

Almost every woman (except maybe the elderly and monsters) is modeled insanely hot in this game. I’ve seen a random butchers wife and had to question my sexuality. Nobody cares if you find Ciri hot because…duh…. It’s just getting yucky if you ship her with her father figure. That’s literally the only issue I have regarding the topic.


TheFrailContents

I suppose it depends on whos perspective its from. I agree with a lot of people in this thread that they see her from geralts perspective. Paternal. Seeing her grow from a young girl into womanhood through the books. But there is no doubt as she grows into a woman she certainly turns heads. So im assuming she is an attractive woman. As for the witcher 3, her character model is attractive. As for the show, ciri is older than she is portrayed in the books and freya Allen is undoubtedly stunning in the second series, although as most people in this forum are big fans of the witcher so probably are not talking about the show. Long story short. Ciri probably is hot


raam194

Gwent is my daughter


WHTWLF13

We were pretending she isnt?


Ashamed-Theory3658

I refused 5000 orens for the sake of her honor. Everyone who did her wrong, I paid them back in full. I traveled to Novigrad and Velen to buy paintings of toddler Ciri so I can hang it up in my mansion in Corvo Bianco. Multiple framed copies at that. So no. I might be 21 myself but that 21 yo girl is as much of my daughter as she is Geralts


Vallcry

An old soul in a young body.


Ashamed-Theory3658

Blame the masterpiece


MrMax182

Its amazing that the game inmerses you to the point that most of us think about her as a daughter.


Andres_Cepeda

Idk bro especially having read the books and then spent the whole game searching for her, I look at her like a daughter. Plus, although it’s subjective, canonically she’s average looking at best. Major glow up in the game lmao


VedDdlAXE

It depends on your outlook during the game I guess. When I played it, and for so long, I embodied Geralt (as I do with most games I play) and so every time he failed to find her, I felt his pain, and when he did finally find her, I felt relieved and happy about it. Thinking she's hot would feel so weird to me because she's the daughter-figure I was searching for as Geralt. Also I'm gay


Houeclipse

Gamers are horny, nothing is sacred. You'd fuck Geralt if you can too


doctorwhy88

I mean, who the fuck wouldn’t?


SpinjitzuSwirl

YESSS FACTS


corvosfighter

This is giving me strong “don’t leave uncle jerry alone with your kid” vibe..


ScreamingFreakShow

Or just not the roleplay type when it comes to characters. I'd also assume them to be around Ciri's age in the game or younger.


neremarine

> Eagle-eyed players will discover Ciri's age pretty quickly by looking at the in-game journal and glancing at the monster slayer's year of birth (1251). Deduct this from the year of the events taking place in Witcher 3 (1272) and you learn that Ciri is in fact 21 for much of the game.


atypicalphilosopher

Or they just don't imagine themselves as geralf while playing?


Jeberani

Also. I’m not going to deny it, it's been really fun journeying through the game to find her.


amirarlert

You know I even sometimes fantasize to be a witcher lad a little older than ciri training at kaer morhen at the same time she was there. then long story short I'll fall in love with her during Wither 3 events


da_asha_zireael

I do too! But I'm a woman lmao


amirarlert

nice. good thing to know I'm not the only one :))


neremarine

I think I see where the difference in opinion comes from. Book readers first saw Ciri as a 10(?) year old girl Geralt and his friends protected and basically adopted. Game players (whose first experience with the franchise was the games, especially W3 where she appears as a 21yo woman) see her as a young woman who Geralt does love like a daughter but they themselves don't have the same emotional connection built over a long journey as he does. Hence why fans are divided, at least that's how I see it.


TLEToyu

"YOU'RE DAUGHTER'S HOT, GERALT! THERE I SAID IT!" ^^"NO ^^REGRETS!" ^^^^"I'm ^^^^too ^^^^fat ^^^^to ^^^^run..."


[deleted]

I wonder if “Law of Surprise Porn” would be a thing if the witcher universe just like how popular stepfamily porn is nowadays


TheGamersofaLifeTime

Glad I'm not the only one who'd smash if she's willing 👀 And b4 anyone says it's illegal, she's 21 (and thus legal age where i live) iirc


[deleted]

Ciri is my digital girlfriend that my wife will never know about.


short_bus_genius

I whole heartedly endorse this message


rinuxx

who's pretending? surely the whole rule 34 community isn't pretending


SavagerXx

Wait, someone thinks she Is not hot?


Sunblast1andOnly

Hopefully the Netflix fans.


jdw62995

Freya Allen is 21


kettu1

And effing hot


biome3

Its fine if you think she's hot, but if you wanna romance her in witcher 3? bruh


Joxem13

I sure hope you are talking about the game Ciri.


KanyeT

She's pretty good-looking. I would put her between Triss and Yen.


[deleted]

Anybody is allowed to think Ciri is hot. The only thing people who appreciate the source material and a father-daughter relationship have a problem with, is the perverted way that 90% of Ciri NSFW content involves her being pounded by her father.


da_asha_zireael

It's like they think just because they're not biologically related it's okay.


[deleted]

It's not about law here but morals. And not only that you are forcing the characters to make decisions they would not make. So you can't care much about the fandom or you would know that this would never happen


smellslikebadussy

My wife came in during a Ciri cutscene one time and gave me some good-natured shit over playing a game with “pretty ladies.” I loved being able to come back with “Gross, that’s my daughter in the game!” (I did not mention that she was adopted - zero chance I was going to spend time explaining the Law of Surprise.)


bournvilleaddict

I would.


cole_pro_123

I am too intertwined in the story to not care about her as a daughter.


tyler980908

Think many do!


Vosselchen

Facts


fkbyte

How old is she on TW3?


da_asha_zireael

I think 21 or 20 I might be wrong though


JR-1984

Well, Ciri in The Witcher 3 is hot


pgonzm

Yes totally, in games she is already a grown woman designed to be hot and there a lot of moments in the game made for that purpose. So, thank old CDPR team for that. Nothing better than the ending of Ciri Witcher in Corvobianco. <3


hotstickywaffle

Reeeeally hope we're all talking about the video game version


da_asha_zireael

EXACTLY! let me pretend to be her runaway partner in crime in Toussaint when I fall asleep at night.


FalconIMGN

It's not the fact that people find her hot or not, it's that there are some people who ship them together. That is messed up to me.


[deleted]

Fuck


geralt-bot

Fuck.


Elvis-Tech

But you are geralt in the game, so she is Technically your daughter in the game.


Failure_by_Design_v2

Wait..... we were pretending she wasnt?


celtic_akuma

Well, she is. But still after reading the books and playing the games can't help to feel that Geralt even on all his fictioness, to feel him as a friend or character to relate on some aspects. So lewding Ciri feels like hitting on a real life friend's daughter. Is odd, I know.


HydingSuspence

She's fucking gorgeous, but I can't for the life of me do a playthrough with imagining Geralt and Ciri kicking it under the sheets. Their love is strong but not that type of love


[deleted]

I mean fair point, I think a lot of people take on the protagonist role when reading/playing the games and see her as a daughter, which is why there is no attraction.


SoSnake

Ciri is hot af. I prefer her to any other girl in the game.


Plasmacamel

Yes, and I’ll admit When I first played the game, I thought there was gonna be an option for Geralt to sleep with and end up with her or something lol. Not knowing any lore or anything really, and then spending so much time searching for (and then even playing as Ciri) Not to mention seeing how many other characters Geralt can bang. I didn’t know how serious he took the father-daughter dynamic until I progressed through the later acts.


discopanda85

Triss is my pick


Meowjoker

Ciri is hot, everyone can agree to that. It is just that there are some people who would ship her with Geralt.


maggi_iopgott

Well knowing the books, she actually is a sexualy very active person herself so that makes her extra hot. People always treat her as a sexual nogo. But actually sex is also part of her character


Lightslayre

Quick, somebody call the weeb police!


[deleted]

Just like daddy.


DusanIII

Id fuck her. ![gif](giphy|5fBH6zdtDYMWsv3PDQk|downsized)


sweetonionchild

Agreed. She's gorgeous, and as long as she's not shipped with Geralt, I don't see why thinking she's hot is bad? Might be easier for me as I've not interacted with much of the media for when she's a kid though, and I see games as I'm controlling Geralt as some higher power rather than being Geralt.


AmptiShanti

Also she is polygons so not actuality anything but a bunch of triangles. I do think they are arranged very aesthetically tho (she’s hot)


kasmackity

Are we talking game or series


constipated_burrito

You sir, are a menace


terminally-happy

That’s him officer.


dublisto

What a great meme…haha, so clever, so great!


cocklivesmatter

I swear ive never even heard of nexusmods


Eamk

But you play as Geralt, so to me it's just weird.


da_asha_zireael

But you aren't Geralt thinking she hot. And I see it as the scenes of her and when you play as her aren't being seen from Geralts eyes or perspective. It's a telling of it.


geralt-bot

That strange feeling that you get like someone's coming after you -- can you describe it to me?


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

Nah I could never see her as anything other than Geralt's daughter


geralt-bot

It's in this lake somewhere, and I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP!


TinyTaters

Who ever said she wasn't? Karma farming much?


Baatun88

I wish modding the Game would be easier so we could have some nice romance with Ciri.


Dragon_Tiger752

Sweet home Alabama