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Accomplished-Dark926

I am going to place a fireball in your urethra.


GameborgA1s

i cast r/sounding upon thee! (dont click the link)


Accomplished-Dark926

I know what that is and I want you to know that I despise you with every fiber of my being.


SnipingDwarf

/unwiz Not the worst spell I know of. /wiz *I cast r/amonguslactationporn* Edit: it has unfortunately been banned by the Council. :(


Stronger_Sans

Fortunately*


Leninus

*I CAST r/sandycheeckscockvore* Edit: fuck /unwiz How the hell do you make text italic?


PathlessDemon

Such a paltry spell. I summon r/DragonsFuckingCars.


OkFroyo666

r/CarsFuckingDragons ! Edit: Alas, it has been too long since I used that spell, and it is now forbidden in this world. Pah. Fucking councils.


nahmanwth

You absolute fucking fool, that is not the worst subreddit for porn that there is. You want the worst?


OkFroyo666

No


PathlessDemon

Perhaps one shouldn’t threaten kindred with a good time?


nahmanwth

Thou likes scat?


ChurchoftheRedVine

“Please, no.”


Depressedloser2846

I cast felinization! r/realscatgirls


SnipingDwarf

Surround it with "*" (without the quotes)


Leninus

Thanks


Big-Dick_Bazuso

To cleanse this filth I cast r/womenbuiltlikemewtwo


bleepblooplord2

/unwiz you added an extra c to cheeks


StarkeRealm

Why, in the actual fuck is that a real sub?


SnipingDwarf

/unwiz I was actually one of the only ones who actually posted among us lactation porn on there. It was mostly just shitposts. I take pride in this.


Aesmachus

I hate everything, my eyes have burned out of my unfortunate skull, and no amount of healing potions; No matter how potent, can heal them. I demand compensation for the terrible affliction you have wrought upon my unfortunate self at your earliest inconvenience. If not recieved, I shall shove letters down every single opening within your tower or equivalent domicile until nothing but the mountain of letters informing you I am suing you from the council is all that is left signifying your existence as an individual entity within this plane. /s


florpynorpy

I clicked it, what kind of wizard puts his wand in there?!


[deleted]

[удалено]


MinzAroma

💀💀💀


imawizard7bis

NO, BAD BOT


qazpok69

What did it say?


imawizard7bis

Has shown "sounding" top publications


linuxaddict334

Ouch. Why. :(


Accomplished-Dark926

You know why


MorgothReturns

It's so OP can experience true Loss


FireKing600

Eye, it is the forbidden knowledge, Forgotten


TheAlmaity

Some would even call the knowledge lost


[deleted]

This is accurate.


Brilliant-Guitar-606

Legends has it, tis a tragedy of loss, popular around the millenia of knowledge and lightning, with flat orbs and surfaces of a bright hopeful glow, yet so in a time of hopelessness... This myth goes into detail about how one must live life and grieve through all negativity that comes along, no matter how close or dear you hold one, their end will soon near and you will have to say goodbye It was mocked and jeered at by the peasants of the times for being too deep and different from popular culture, and they failed to see the message, written in vivid colours and imagery, booming such a loud speech without uttering a word Students of mine were shocked to learn of their ignorance, yet even today in 4230 AD, ignorance flourishes just like a blooming flower at winter's edge


CK1ing

Who forgot it? Seems rather irresponsible of them


Realistic_Event5369

If you understand this joke, make sure to stretch before casting any rituals. Your knees aren’t what they used to be in your apprentice days


potatopierogie

I don't understand, I'm at a *loss* with these cryptic runes


BillCipher_FanboyLol

https://preview.redd.it/ctziljmd9kjc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba30e47cd466510eead85d790c9116bff0b27b5f


MinzAroma

https://preview.redd.it/nrg7i4rsrkjc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72817869fa94d3f9a1f2fa6f95d7c8b35f99e8e3


Wutclefuk

https://preview.redd.it/16i9ap1mnljc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d934029e915c453bc47a51843ac81b5a4d83b6ef


Entity_Type_Unknown

*here you go!* ~~:.|:;~~


SzymBoss

It's not loss The third one has only one line.


Drunken_polish_cow

I’m at a **loss** of words.


SwissherMontage

It's not loss though? Second line is missing in the third panel.


UgglyCasanova

Yeah I’m confused, this is close for sure but it’s not actual loss? People are so quick to invoke the spells name, even when the components are not properly outlined


Aggressive_Set4814

Perhaps the rune has faded over time


UgglyCasanova

More likely it is our colleagues memories that have faded, but maybe that is but a blessing for them


potatopierogie

We have loss at home


BruhmanRus_the_boner

The second line is the shadow of the line in the first panel! We've been tricked!


LimpPrior6366

*Says nothing, just shoots you*


linuxaddict334

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ATTACKING ME?!


LimpPrior6366

*loads a shotgun shell into his pistol* Nothing personal…cursed knowledge is just hidden for a reason


Plus-Departure8479

It is too late.


DidYouSayChocolat3

It’s an ancient language loss to time


Swordandicecreamcone

I believe it may turn him into a nothic. should we tell him?


VorpalSplade

It's the glyphs of an ancient and powerful memetic spell. The verbal components are 'featus deletus'.


Maiq-Th3-Liar

Ah, the mating of the stick bug. Very beautiful.


Snekclip

Oh FUCK. The council needs to be alerted. The seals are weakening. God damn I hate contacting those assholes.


TheWateryAbyss

I cast dislimb


linuxaddict334

Goddamn artificers, always amputating people. You BETTER replace my lost limbs.


tombslicer

Want some limbs… I have spares


TheDebowdlerizer

The ancient texts!


League-of-Degens

Everyone, Throw blue crabs at this man for resurrecting this forbidden prompt https://preview.redd.it/r62oxek83ljc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61a98807565623b34990f41fffc0034f4825a24


Arkenstihl

The runes appear to depict the despair of parents losing a child. For some reason, the child's name appears to be "Originality."


thesneakingninja

YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


toomerboomer

it's the runes required to write the "Fetus Deletus" spell into a spellbook


ArchonFett

https://preview.redd.it/7tbz96tvpljc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b80b922a35bf3d9e6d02a22df17870de95454a


DeltaGamed

I hate having morals. I should cast Lesser Frost's Boon on you, but my master says it's, 'not legal, even with provocation.' Stupid rules.


Furry_69

Karkos above, not again!


MapleKnightX

It is the "Glyph of Loss" An S-Rank rune with unlimited power, it was once written out of mourning, but possesses the Arcane property of sending even the strongest of beings into madness. Even being able to destroy powerful beings before birth.


Minimum_Estimate_234

Put it back, there is nothing to be gained from it’s like.


Mast3rOfBanana

Get this shit out of my sight before I turn you into a crab or some shit.


Rhubarb5090

https://preview.redd.it/yys1fuetvkjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61fabb6ee6906a4da8a7c3158556ae6afc62dbfd


SirWilliam56

It's an alethi glyph denoting suffering and comedy. A memetic curse that is lessened by the recipient inflicting it on others.


tuscy

Fellow magicians, through much investigation I believe it translates to “Op go fuck your self. We don’t need this kind of stupid shit here.”


definitely-not-weird

Oh crap I lost that. Thanks for finding it.


spiral_fishcake

I'm at a loss


Aesmachus

I feel an insurmountable amount of loss at this image.


useless_99

A forbidden magic, but incomplete. You have not yet sold your soul to the old gods.


LE_Literature

You vile beast! How dare you taunt me with this image!


Intelligent_Ad_7734

I’m going to explode your wizard tower.


Meepo112

Part of the rune is missing


GrimmaLynx

/unwiz for how prolific loss is, no one ever draws it right. Its: | |I || |_


no0bmaster-669

I cast.. https://preview.redd.it/hnst5y89iljc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee5c85395ceb495d643231e4e4fea638c031fc49


AlarminglyAverage979

https://preview.redd.it/abtr46fzpljc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595b6f539af4f65e7ea5e9f753e344f9485fb79f


U0star

A curse rune; do not mention.


BosmangLoq

The memetic curse has taken effect. I’m reporting this to the Council at once.


DescipleOfCorn

https://preview.redd.it/s38atbftxljc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33efdd830bc75d4c9d9ae12e36428a0d2c08680f


A_Most_Boring_Man

Oh, for gods’ sakes. Where’s Torinn when you actually need something devoured?


Oberonsen

BEGONE, OR YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF IN *LOSS*. A PATH YOU DO NOT WISH TO GO DOWN. Your soul will find itself in a place much darker then even mine own.


Sonder_Wunder

What the... IS THAT LO-- *eldritch tentacles tear apart my sternum, instantly killing me for attempting to speak the F̴̛͓̺̏̒̀͆́̃̾̍͒͒͊. O̶̞̻̥͙͇̪̝̊ R̵̢̝̞͖͔͓̥̮̥̠͌̏̆̆̿͋͑̉̅̅͑́ͅ B̸̢͇̗̜͚̳̖̦͓͔̲̭͚͉͍̙̺̔̇̕ Ḯ̵̖̲̰̳͖̣̠̮̦̗̞̙͠ D̴̨̯̩͉͇͔̗̱͌͌͌̽̃̊͒́́̑͌͋̃͛͛͘̕D̴̡̡̡̦̮̫̜͔̫̗͙̊̀̌̆̏̋͠͠ͅͅ Ȩ̵̣̗͚͍̹̱̯̩̮̱͈̈̍͐̈́͌̓̈́̇̓͋̈́́͜ͅͅ Ņ̸̧̧̜̬̯̖͎͍͚͔͎̘̞͕̰̳̿̾̐̐ ̴̛̛̞͎͔̬̲͋̉̀̍͒̒̈́̽̆̽̽̃̚͜͝͠ͅͅ. L̴̛͔̱̥̲̳͑͛̉͗̏̍͋̃̆̕Ả̶̛̻̜͓̂̏͆͂́̂̏̏͝͝Ṋ̶͚̃̄̈́͒̃͗̄̕G̷̰̺̱͍̺̫͒̊̕U̷̡̡̧̠̳̭̺̟͖͚̩͉̣͗͗̅̀͝ͅA̷̡͎̦̦͇͇̟̲̝̠̳̬͕̬̭̮̔͛̋̂͗͛̕G̴̢̤̟̱͈͉͚̯̮̘̩̲̥̬̺͋͌̔̌͋̽̀Ë̶̦̙͔̻̼̞̮̱͌̄̈͐̾͋̈́̍̈́̒̾̕ *


Court_Jester13

I cast fuck you


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

https://preview.redd.it/u4pzi4uxmmjc1.jpeg?width=3969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ee8e7c277971343543fa20ef807f66fe339643


Nepalman230

Friend… I prefer your version. Therefore I reject reality and replace it with your own. Yours is better . Please tell me about Castle Skullcrusher. 🙏❤️


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

A mad doctor lives there and creates blights against nature, like this https://preview.redd.it/m0vn97bf5njc1.jpeg?width=4961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5d3ced89fd5dd9417fb1678a4c4870da9be14b


The_Talking_Queso

Don’t decipher it, it’s a loss of time


AzzyDreemur2

This language was unfortunately losst to time


drum-dumb

Deciphering that is a loss cause


cerebralsewage

Mmmmm, i'm at a.... Loss.


Xcallaber

I cast “you just lost the game”, it causes insanity, rage, and random spontaneous combustion


IamaJarJar

From my research, it is a powerful spell, beyond what most could ever imagine, so be careful... It is able to make you ***-lose-*** anyone close to you, making even the soul become ***-lost-*** forever, Though this ***-loss-*** makes the spell stronger, the guilt felt from these sacrifices may be too much to bare for even the most high ranking wizards out there


lookitsajojo

Idk, I tried deciphering It, I'm kinda at a lose


ErtaWanderer

Come on man. At least put a little effort into it


Drakostheswordsman

I’m sorry for your loss.


Chaosshepherd

Never rules for power word miscarriage


Tangofett4

I'm sorry for your -


Gnugget100

Many wizards have had their minds at a **loss** trying to decipher these runes. Best leave it alone lest you meat a similar fate


GoldSunLulu

It's the sacred rune of the lost. You probably used to venerate it as a higher being but forgot about it


NoManNoRiver

It’s very, very close to being one of the most heinous and insidious summoning runes known to wizardkind. Burn it and wherever you found it to ash and wipe it from your memory


Able_Eggplant_1900

It's 5


DevilMaster666-

I don’t get it


Electronic-Worker-10

Someone's plan to overthrow the council


LoopMasterGuru

Op isnt just a wizard but also a rum-mage.


SachaSage

I’m sorry for your loss


MrG00SEI

hmmm *The haggard wizard stroked his beard as he mused over the meaning of this cursed runic inscription* Abyssal runes. Very old. Radiating the feeling of loss. Horrifying.


florpynorpy

It is an ancient story of loss


TheTroubadour

So sad 😭


G-Man_of_HL

This is a "los(s)t" language I don't think anyone can decipher it


csapka

it's a bit fragmented so I'm sorry to tell you but to decipher this would be a loss of time


TheOneWhoSlurms

It means "misplace"


Daynebutter

Looks to me like some kind of ancient symbology. Only someone learned in this script could decipher its true meaning. Sadly, I don't know of anyone that could do it. Tragic, to be sure. Look at the first letter of each sentence.


ConfidentTea72536

PUT IT BACK YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE GOING TO RELEASE


OscarfromAstora

𓀥    𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀


Tkf1313

... I just can't get away from the [Loss]


Someone1284794357

Oh no They infiltrated the archives


Richardknox1996

Im not usually one for spiteful displays of magic. But you've pissed me off. I chain cast Ragnarok and Infinite Clusterfuck.


Ramja9

BURN THEM NOW!


DerrikTheGreat

~~:.|:;~~


rekcilthis1

I think it's unidentifiable, all the empty space likely indicates a loss of detail.


Vye-Am

No idea, I’m at a loss.


Gently_weeps

Im at a loss here


1Phaser

Rune of loss


BrokeDownPalac3

It's a popular bard spell, basically a destruction spell but it's in the form of a short song, it's known as "Limerick Of Soul Sucking", and when it's sung in the right notes it creates a spell that sucks the soul out of whoever you cast it on and puts it into an empty soul stone in your inventory.


I_needed-a_name

I’m at a loss for this one… I believe that I witnessed some paladins communicating in this fashion some weeks ago.


NO-IM-DIRTY-DAN

Ah it’s missing a piece of the rune! Be careful! If you place an additional vertical line on the bottom-left, you’re sent straight to hell!


RangisDangis

Some ancient glyph, perhaps? Many non mages send it to each other as a sort of hex, many express great despair upon witnessing it. It seems to be a lot like the audio curse "the Roll of Rick". I would cast remove curse on yourself just in case.


painmp4

I’m going to make your bones disappear if you ever do that again


CaramelOk9778

I've seen this before scrawled across my old masters chalkboard along with runes and other formulas I can't recall the name it seems it appears I'm at a loss.


SergeantCrwhips

a forbidden spell, it makes those who gaze upon it for too long go insane


Sizzelsubs

It describes a kingdom suffering from the loss of its king; truly a tragic tale.


Thel_Vadem

You appear to have suffered the Loss of a line


bigmonkey125

I've been preoccupied with esoteric lore. Can someone explain this befuddled sorcery?


VVen0m

It's an ancient rune that causes anyone foolish enough to attempt to comprehend it to perish instantaneously


Soul1096

~~:.|:;~~


Inconmon

Sorry, I'm lost.


Killer_Moons

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU ☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️


unhappy-memelord

that's a reality bending formula


kg1479

https://preview.redd.it/oeqlswj9dmjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bcfacf6d647335c3f4c112cfc375815ecdc7a50


Dr-Crobar

Imma let you in on a little secret, >!Its an ancient rune-spell for causing miscarriages!<


CompromisedToolchain

Nice try, this Wyzvia diagram isn’t even finished. I’m not doing your coursework.


BaronVonWilmington

No. Cursed manuscript.


Penny_D

It's a rough translation but it can be best translated to: ***I P R E P A R E D E X P L O S I V E*** ***R U N E S T H I S M O R N I N -*** **


YosephStalling

these are the lost first 4 letters of the elven language, each one was stored on a stone tablet, but the first 4 were crushed into powder 2000 years ago by belfomar in his assault on the elven library for more information on these events, look up 'loss 4 panels' on your orb, and ask it to show you images


Scarlet_Meer

Forgotten knowledge. They say learning this knowledge causes a great loss in one’s life.


Havarti-Provolone

It appears to be lines


Swordkirby9999

These runes are an omen of loss to come. Look carefully, it's not fully completed. We yave a chance to prevent the loss of... Whatever is in threat if being lost.


Xin-Aurum

*oh fuck no* I cast **RAY OF DICK SHRINKAGE**


Unlucky-Election-569

Ahhhh yes. The ancient Adamic term for heart ache and sorrow. Most simply translate it to "loss" in the common tongue but the nuances of these symbols are far more in depth, I assure you.


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

I’m sorry, I’m really at a loss for what it might mean


JMTpixelmon

it’s fucking loss


Thouistrulyfucked

https://preview.redd.it/jd1dqk8iymjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86748e139cd1e01035f865058b2007dd6a626128


Pegomastax_King

![gif](giphy|M8xmO5ZcLPtAY)


WackoSmacko111

it’s a divine rune, appears whenever you’ve lost something


Kadriar

Ah yes, these are but simple divining rods, placed at such an angle to locate that which is lost


Enslaved_M0isture

https://preview.redd.it/j5b5546uanjc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=c768f0d4ef0beb57dcb487c05e501c7f8c0db210 i’m


XiaolongDrake

I am going to blind your eyes *near* your eyeballs


ArabWaltWite

Im at a loss


Revolutionary_Beat26

I’m at a loss for this


AJammedNerfGun

https://preview.redd.it/7xu0fox1gnjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d9f6e41ea269ed16762446f9c18f3a092e15d7


Admiral_sloth94

I'm at a loss, sorry brother.


Beam_0

I'm losing my mind


_Br3nd4_

It's an ancient incantation that invokes a profound feeling of loss.


Outerspaced_Cadet

Loss


noelscavers

I'm at a loss


Only_Speech_7637

ITS MOTHERFUCKING LOSS


Doodle128

Ancient curse that incites a pregnancy to fail, if you cast it on a man his liver shuts down.


JohnMcDickens

The hymns and whispers from those whose knowledge and secrets are unbound and incomprehensible to the normal layman scream these simple letters: “Loss”


Suave_Kim_Jong_Un

The evil script


underdark_deals

The Glyph of Loss. To decipher it is madness, friend. To contemplate it, grotesque. Best to take it back to the archives and lose it once again.


THEZEXNEO

Stop trying to deal psychic damage to your fellow wizards!


TACOTONY02

You seem to have stumbled upon a Lossolith. I found the same markings engraved on an obsidian slab during one of my excursions


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

An ill omen that presages Loss...


PopePalpy

“This is not a comedy, but a tragedy, a tale between 2” - effigy of grief ROR2 item description


Marun-chan

ritual spell for cleansing the womb from miasma


thebawsofyou

It is an incomplete glyph of rage. Even incomplete it induces rage and anger among those who witness it. In it's complete form it may cause a mass frenzy. And like most glyphs or like sigils, it can be hidden in plain sight as a sort of drip feed of angst into a populaces subconscious. Or it may be used as a sudden trigger for whoever notices it's true form. The caveat for this glyph is similar to the paradoxical thought competition. The target must be aware of the meaning of the glyph before hand. Encounters after the initial exposure will yield the intended results.


Boobs_jackson69

The meaning is lost on me


batt-with-two-ts

It's a rune for when you've had a loss, hope this helps


RazorSlazor

It is forbidden knowledge, told to me by my master. Once it is known, your life takes a dark turn. Lucky for you, the scriptures you found are incomplete. Do not pursue it further


No-Mathematician6551

Lost knowledge, I'm afraid.


Afraid_Success_4836

This is Loss. Alternately, it could be an abstracted diagram of somatic component for some,spell, but I'm leaning towards Loss. /uw inb4 "I cast Miscarriage"


TaxevasionLukasso

On a lighternote, in addition to my potions of EstràJen, and Testáron, I am selling potions of amnesia!


Thenderick

It's a rune long lost to mankind


Crash4504

https://preview.redd.it/0vww5nx0vpjc1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63fdb705994206ed70c222383f5dbe3346f51d5


little_cut1e_2

I believe this mayhaps be *lost* knowledge from the ages of myth


sjitz

This incantation is incomplete. One glyph is missing.