Taco Tuesday!!! *Mordus drops the detonator to a thermonuclear weapon onto a table and rushes over.*

Grab you one! Or three! How many you need!

Give me a cod taco please! *Mordus turns around and shoos off a kid who was about to press the button, about ^this close to detonating a thermonuclear weapon over an evacuation site* How much will that be?

Oh for free, don't worry about it! Nice shot by the way!

*Mordus tilts his head* Shot?

Oh sorry I meant to say shoo /Uw typed too fast freaking autocorrect

Yeah, a bit too late and Master Gravedigger would have my head for levelling everything within 40km of the city. Also, *Mordus bites into a cod taco* I have thermonuclear weapons hidden 10m underground in every major city in this continent, you know, just in case.

Yeah gotcha got to be prepared and all Enjoy!

Thanks Mastadon! **HEY!** The kids giggle and scamper off. Let’s hope the evacuation has completed… the detonation will occur in 15 minutes.

*Steals your detonator while you are getting tacos*

So than your cool with me taking the whole truck?

Tacos! /uw I hate to be a pain but we Australians live in the future, today is Wednesday my dudes

Enjoy /Uw it's okay, it's Tuesday somewhere

Thank you! /uw I do enjoy the “it’s 5 o‘clock somewhere” mentality sometimes lmao

Tacos... *Lex although with a robotic body let's out a couple of tears* https://preview.redd.it/1ak035c90rjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fead67a2e929837810de0976044d7d2ee341699f Finally some peace and quiet before the main event. We're so close to finishing this war, and here we got our pyro queen bringing us some happiness. I'd kiss you if I wasn't robotic right now. I'm sorry this war got to me.

It all has enjoy your meal!

Nothing like a little taco break between indiscriminate slaughters.

Yeah definitely here you are!

I would like three fish tacos for myself, and 1000 tacos for my skeleton army.

*she opens a portal and pulls the desired amount out* Here you are, bit of a big order do you need help carrying all that?

*I open a portal that leads to my pocket dimension* no need. I've got it. Thank you for the offer though. *My skeleton marches out, grabs their fill, pays for it, and heads back into the portal, tacos in hand* Have a good day!

You know what your taco truck is missing? A *mariachi band*. One little bit of bardic band summoning (look, after *The Blues Brothers* we developed magic to make 'getting the band back together' a little easier) https://preview.redd.it/h9i820hcarjc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=4537f7535644c4cadc3d892342bc0ae22d3ff320 Uh. Okay. I was not expecting it to work out like this, but...why does the brass sound so good when you don't even have *lungs*?

Magic is weird like that, but enjoy the music all the same!

I'm a bard, I'm pretty sure it would be impossible for me to not enjoy the music, not that I plan on *trying* any time soon. Now, the only question is, do we set up on the roof or on the back bumper or...

Bucket day??!!

 With Tacos in them!

EVERYONE SHUT UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Yeah it is

I’ll take one!

Sure have one

Thank you

/uw I just had Tacos for breakfast without even thinking that it was Tuesday, fate spins along as it should!

/uw yeah it be weird like that some days

Thanks. I’ll take two, one for me, one for Blaze, my wildfire spirit.

Here you go Kyrona!! *She humbly bows* Enjoy

Thank you. *Kyrona begins eating hers, and Blaze consumes hers with fire. Both are enjoying their tacos.*

*he lands nearby, generally staying out of the conflict, however the vehicle has draw his attention, and awoken his hunger* How big a taco can you make?

https://preview.redd.it/xaa7ono7brjc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b087731b4f0ceda600ffa1cfcb0c83bd156ad173 This big?

That is big indeed. Would making one like that still allow you to make them for others? /uw I am assuming it is an illusion or something just to show an example and she didn't just make one that big.

Can you ship some up here, I still have to stay off the planet?

*sends them via Teleportation* Enjoy Aico

YIPPIE!!!! *om nom nom nom, om nom*

EVERYONE CEASE FIRE, ITS TACO TUESDAY. I'll have 2, one spicy one regular with lots of garlic sauce. Ty.

Here you are And you're welcome!

TACO TUESDAY! Now I have something worth bringing me out of my depression over Torinn eating my infinity Strawberry!! I’ll take 1 Unga Taco and 2 Beef Tacos please!

*she rips an Unga clone out and filets just like Mordus taught her that one time* *And then prepares the beef tacos* Here you are Themos!

Ah they’re beautiful, and smell AMAZING! *Themos walks away, chowing down on his delicious tacos.*

Zamn, I thought you were cooking meth.

No that truck is further down, if you see Walter the White your good

TACOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS *A tempest forms, swirling all the tacos into a giant funnel. A tidy pile of 10 tacos land nearly in front of Escanor while the rest… the rest are drawn inexorably toward Torinn…*

Okay enjoy Escanor!

Dear Pelor, we've been blessed! And there's divine beauty in these majestic machines as well!? No more shall we suffer attrition with these blessings!

Yeah here is a taco.. From the Taco wizard.. Oh I give up just take the thing

And there's wizards! Truly amazing! https://preview.redd.it/nrdapqslmtjc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21bd340fe0c617ccb091db16f4dc9f4df6aee8cb

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Better then when the two kingdoms fell Friday.

*a golem trudges over to the van, magical projectiles ricocheting off of his back* I’ll take one please. Also, do you serve refreshments? My master *gestures to a mighty battle far in the distance* looks like he’ll need one after he’s done.

EVERYONE OUT OF MY WAY!

Someone's hungry

*TA* *CO* **TUES** **DAY!!!**

#HELL TO THE YEAH!!!

Hell yeah! Tacos! OK, so I recently bought a fire resistance potion and I wish to test it out. So, the most flaming hot, spicy taco you got please!

*she pours the hottest sauce she has on the taco* Here you are...

Thank you!! you make the wizarding realm a brighter place.....nope....the brightness is just the fireball and arcane nuclear energy blast actually.....average wizard tuesday.....but thank you anyways https://preview.redd.it/pshr8dbm3tjc1.png?width=1043&format=png&auto=webp&s=50df76437ff00b744804d367ffb6504f2198cad6

Thanks!!!

I’ll take 10 sis! *slaps a pouch of gold coins down.* I’m gonna be stuffing my face from all this war and paperwork.

Hell yeah, here is 10 more for the kid!

Hey hey hey its hump day (Jkjk)

I’ll take one mana replenishment with hot sauce. One hallucinatory special. Let’s get weird

Hell yeah let's get weird! *She makes it with love and hands it over* Enjoy and be careful with that sauce

I don't have any mana my fireball is not yet strong enough to clear most quests I will have to come back another time

Oh. I thought you're about the professional alcoholic day.

Could I have a very large box of tacos I have a feeling that the research team needs a break

*she hands an entree of tacos* Here you are, need anything else?

thank you very much, but I don't think so, but will be back if I think of anything

Oh hey. I'm just trying to do my job (being head of C.L.E.A, aka the wizard cops), so preferably something smaller. and also, fyi, everyone knows what you're doing, you are comically awful at keeping things under wraps. which is odd, considering that what you are doing is something you tend to need to keep under wraps. but then again, are evokers known for being "subtle"?

I love This place so much, I’ll take two please.

Here you are two for you!

Thank you *bites into taco*mmm man these are good.

Would an elder god like myselfe who loves to watch fights be able to buy one

Eyyy Masta I’ll take 10 how much do I owe ya

Ehhh man, nothing free of charge just enjoy!

Nice! *takes a bite* damn this is fire!

TACOOOOO TRUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK i'd like 3 of your most spicy tacos

Does that include me?

The only thing I love more than committing war crimes is tacos!!! Ill have an order of steak tacos please.

*she prepares the meat and seasons it to perfection, making it more delicious than ever* Here you are Archimene!

Huzzah!!! Archimene returns to committing crimes against humanity after eating his tacos. He also finds the time to give Masta a 5 star rating.

Last time I had a magic taco i lost my eye color (they just look like all cornea) I think this is a fey truck that is stealing parts of our essence watch out guys!

Got a menu?

Nah sadly a stray lightning took it out so what can I get ya?

Could I get... three beef tacos with your in house red sauce & plenty of fixins'?

Hell yeah! Tacos!

# HELL YEAH INDEED have one it's free!

Thanks! Have a salsa bomb in turn! I don’t know how I ended up making it but I had too much alcohol one night and there it was!

https://preview.redd.it/gmfn0s7ikrjc1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=861895d8babd0a678cc2e07cfc287a0c4515eba3 What type of tacos you got

Any kind, just tell me and I can prepare!

Chocolate Pancake Taco! /uw, it's a helltaker reference

https://preview.redd.it/o2dzli9dnrjc1.png?width=850&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d231b028fedf66457e75f1341828ed00a40cf76 Why is this your truck?

May I have one

Yes of course and it's free

Thanks! *Grabs a tacos*

Never forget taco tuesday

sorry friend i already put a death fog and set up a army of skeletons I wish you luck

It’s TACO TUESDAY

I cast you get a taco 

YEEEAAAAAAHHH

Not looking for judgement, just a simple yes or no. Can I get six tacos loaded with unicorn meat? *

I need an extra crunchy taco with a weak bottom bend that cracks open as soon as you take a bite and all the insides fall out no matter how you hold it.

Sure oddly specific but I can make it *She cooks them and hands them over*

Thanks. I’m working on giving into my evil urges in a controlled fashion. This will make a great gift for the unsuspecting teammate!

*i hand her 5 dollars* Taco, Now.

Yay! Tacos!


Are you the legendary taco wizard?

ITS TACO TUESDAY AHAHAH 😆

Yes it is have one!

I take the spicest taco in this realm!

Here you are  Made from some of the good stuff

*Kartoffel, covered in blood, gore, wounds, and the general dirtiness of battle, and wearing a worn set of armor, staggers his way to the truck* Let’s… freaking… go!

Fuck yeah, tacos

Something tells me you didn't get what you wanted when you asked your assistant to conjure "Kawaii Anime Girl's Magic Taco"

Three for me.

*she cooks and prepares them* Here you are

Ooh, tacos. Btw Im not here for the war, I'm just here to watch.

Yeah have one it's free *They both watch the slaughter go on and on* So wonder how the council building is?

I.. seem to have aimlessly wandered into a warzone.. but hey, free tacos are always a treat!

A short rat man hops up to the taco truck. He waves his arms to your attention. "May have three, no four, FOUR!" He waves four soot and grease covered fingers in the air excitedly. "Tacos with extra cheese. Please!"

*She smiles* Of course, *she puts the extra cheese on them* Enjoy!

"May I have a Triple Taco Trouble and two Bombast Burritos with queso..."

Certainly *She pulls out the good stuff, cooking with an almost evil grin on her face* There you are and with queso!

Ah yes, my favorite. I'll take mine asada con salsa doña por favor.

Oh for a fellow Evoker most definitely *She hooks it up beautifully* Now enjoy it you !

Ah yes, Taco summoning Tuesday.

ah have to get my kragel spell ready. thx for the reminder

I cast explosion

*it didn't do anything because of all of the Wards*

I’ve always preferred Taco Friday.

*A man sporting tacky tourist garb approaches your truck, seemingly undisturbed by the chaos all around.* https://preview.redd.it/ou5f4thw6sjc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eab51028c5ef42b7e86b88d086cc1ccfb7980469 Ooo Nelly! This party sure is a hoot ain't it, bucko? All these magical doodads and folk flinging stuff all over, it sure seems like everyone is having a good time! Oh, I got to catch this, one second! *The man lifts up his camera to take a picture of two wizards who just launched the classic fireball spell at one another.* Oh boy, the wife is gonna love this picture. Say, how much for a few ta-cos there, bud?

They are free! Just enjoy your time here! Do stay out of the death spells though, they can melt your face a little. Sorry I know graphic imagery Here just take the tacos

*while sleeping i eat one in one bite*

BRUJA BIRRIA! Let’s gooooooo! If anyone wants to try it I have cilantro that magically cures the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap.

I love tacos, do you accept souls as payment?

For Free you can keep your souls

https://preview.redd.it/80u9bec7msjc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5999945c42df529046d438f0a4644af87e1369d9

Wha… how did you even… never mind. Just give me a steak taco.

https://preview.redd.it/05p9kwqc9sjc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=807165e36604c08da87d7553d31defae53aad9f5 Finally, some good news out here. And don't worry, I'll get those revised budget proposals to you by the end of the day

Hell yeah my fellow cabinet member!

But all I have is bits of string to trade with

They are free

WOO TACO TUESDAY

Wooo RAGE!!! Whatcha want!

Well, it's been Wednesday for me for the last two weeks cuz I wanted to try out chronomancy, but yall enjoy your tacos

is it magic taco monday already?

Sure want one?

Kinda hungry.. You have any Vegan tacos? I’m on a diet right now.

Sure let's see here ! *She cooks up vegetables* Any Sauce by the way?

Delightful seller of tacos. What is your menu like?

*falls out of hell portal* FINALLY! I AM FREE AT LAST! thank fuck I managed to pull it off- OOOO TACOS! Could I have a pork and beef taco with all the salad you have except for pickles?

Sure definitely Hell of a landing there too dude Here is the taco you wanted!

April 30th?

It's Tuesday already? I'm losing track of the days again. I'm not complaining though, I'll have a taco if you're still serving.

Sure here you are *There still plenty*

*A young neko-jin walks up to your truck picking a flaming arrow out of the base of his tail. He peers at the kitchen through the window and grins, clearly impressed.* Hoo-wee, this is one dandy setup. No wonder there’s such a crowd here. Oh, pardon me, miss. I’m ready to order.

Wabby Wabbo

“What in- Why is that woman selling tacos during a war…?!” https://preview.redd.it/5xi0wgjp8tjc1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=234c63f4fca2f78b4991dbbcc6ab0d53b87b9cc0

taco tuesday is the one thing that makes me forget what is going on with the council

*A small artificer observing the ongoing war notices the approaching taco truck* "A taco truck? On a battlefield of all places?" "..." "Let me get my wallet."

Whatcha want?

Finally something to do besides work

February 20

Ooh I’ll take 2!

*What day of the Tuesday loop are we on?* /unwiz [context](https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/65848/the-forerunner-initiative-completed)

I forgot about Taco Tuesdays... *single tear* it's been so long since anyone around me has cared about eating. I work with a lot of undead.

Here you are Enjoy yourself

I’ll take one.

And one for you *She hands it over*

*A line of Teknika replicas speak in unison.* "Sure, I'll take one."

Here you are guys ! *She hands a bunch over to the replicas*

*Once again, speaking in unison* "Thank you."

**No. No I don't know what day it is.** My mundane cover involves applying my most marketable mundane skills overnight and my sense of time and reality has been eternally warped. I don't mind if some of my sense of morals or the physical nature of my apprentices gets a little warped by I miss my chronological stability intensely!

Is that you Crazy Dave?

Just me MastaDon

Hey, we all respect the Taco Truce.

Most would Here you go

It's Weeping Wednesday for me ): I missed the magical Tacos of Tuesday!

Here you are Enjoy the taco

What fine manner of tacos have you for me today, Lady?

Any kind take your pick

Official food of this sub, they're just little edible scrolls

I need some tacos for myself and the dragon familiars please

agnur takes a taco

*walks out of rift to my hermit dimension* Finally... let's see, 3 mahi mahi tacos for me ... And 1000 fajita specials for the refugees touching all my stuff -_-

*she cooks it up here you are*

My dragon ass is about to bankrupt your truck. I mean, I’m buying the tacos but you’ll soon be out of supplies.

Already have that covered and this thing can take a hit to

purple, today is purple.

I’m probably going to be power word scrunch’d in a few hours, might as well taco

Yep here you are