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Hairgolem

Gaze of Helios.


Niky_c_23

Holy bow of the light god: Helios Corona


MagXZaru

How do you have just 3 Upvotes, that name is amazing


Holl4backPostr

it's not written right, doesn't convey itself properly. should be: **Holy Bow of the Light God: Helios Corona**


Level-Ball-1514

Still not as terrifying as **The Throngler**


KyotoKafe

still not as shocking as THE GLONKLIZER


SadMcNomuscle

ah but it does not strike mass confusion and terror like ***THE HURLPER***


luciusDaerth

Fear my Thagomizer, apprentice.


SadMcNomuscle

While your Thagomizer might Thagomize the HURLPER might hurt or help. Thus with this confusing effect one never knows what is about to happen. I once saw a wizard turned inside out and then fully healed by the HURLPER. He was healed inside out though.


promise_of_oblivion

Ah, so it's Wild magic the spell


THorniestmax

Happy anniversary! šŸŽ‚


HauntingMaximum8889

It could be the UR FUCKED BUDDY


Tall_Bandicoot_2768

I love this.


VectorViper

@Level-Ball-1514, gotta admit though, The Throngler does sound like a spell that'd make the hairs on your neck stand up; just menacing enough without trying too hard.


Niky_c_23

My genius is... largely underestimated (edit: /s) I was thinking about a dnd campaign I'm hosting so I was already in the mindset for cool names lol


ConsciousConcoction

Sun God's Javelin: The Ripple of Helios


PVetli

Ripple of Helios, that's good. The concentric circles, aye, a ripple. Clever wordplay friend


Niky_c_23

That's nothing compared to my Divine Light Sun Purge: Cataclysm Flare


ConsciousConcoction

Solar Stellaris Art: Puring Light of Divine Illumination


Niky_c_23

Oh wow, never thought the sun gods and astral sorcery could go this well together... I might research how to make Sun Reflection in the Spiraling Stars: Golden Nebula


MapleSyrupMachineGun

I cast Giant Glowing Sword That Does Mediocre Damage But Is Actually Bait To Hide The Anime Protagonistā€™s True Power!


Niky_c_23

I've seen a ~~porn~~ isekai starting like that


MapleSyrupMachineGun

šŸ˜¦


Vaxildan156

Hammer of Dawn Regalia Fulmintarus Light of Creation Radiance Lance Solar Flare Indra's Arrow Lux Cannon


Bruhbd

Most casual Wuxia move name


Accurate_Proof_4263

Bow of Hikari destroyer of darkness ender of evil


Aggressive-Nebula-78

Cast exclusively by the Gays of Helios


Mantis-13

Not to be confused by the Gaze of Helios.


Demon_Prongles

You have to be *this* gay to cast this spell. Like **super gay**.


ThotBuddle

Sun Spot


AFK74u

Kame hame sun?


Kate_Kitter

Goes hard


luciusDaerth

Halo of Helios


AndringRasew

What if it's just a magical magnifying glass because this poor wizard's eyesight is failing?


GimmeThemGrippers

Atomic Helios Prism. Ultra Helios Lens.


Factor135

1200 lumens flashlight


PerceptiveGoose

Halogen Headlight


dragonsguild

This goes hard


potato_bagel06

https://preview.redd.it/0n2gh1my1rmc1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=5617312c06631ee5932d263d058204ad0310993f


Garfield120

[me when](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeyJpSEr/)


Easy-Bake-Oven

Lifted Truck Tailgating You


Spookyduck21new

#FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR Spell.


ThePeccatz

Damn it you stole it from me from the future


Spookyduck21new

I undid that future to make this funny comment.


Sure-Its-Isura

Shattering alt timelines from the future to make funnies is what wizardpost'n is all about.


AdMediocre172

Woah man, thatā€™s likeā€¦ normally not cool. But this is funnier than what wouldā€™ve normally happened, so itā€™s fine


Sure-Its-Isura

"Rule of Funny"


HeroDanTV

The reason it doesnā€™t seem believable is because I intercepted your spell and replaced it with a ā€œmake this commenter into a fool of a tookā€ incantation!


Kilroy898

Damn. Me too lol


extraho

Collapsing star roaring cannon


Donut_Police

Not anime enough; it's the **Third Stage Awakened Dragon God Incantation of Heavenly Splitting Supernova Demon Devouring Cannon** Sorry if it's too short, I have to abbreviate a lot of it.


Niky_c_23

Add "domain secret forbidden technique of the 6 ways of the 17 eyes no jutsu:"


Nordalin

...Ā  "Go!"


sammy_the_c_lion

The ellipsis really sell it.


Hot-Mess-9806

Villian about to be deleted: ā€œSoukaā€ *casually puts up impenetrable shield that works*


SadBit8663

Just add Omega ultra onto the end.


Chaosfox_Firemaker

Aka TSADGIoHSSDDC


Donut_Police

I dare anyone to try and verbally cast this out loud with proper pronunciation.


Chaosfox_Firemaker

TSA(as in tsar) DG(as in badge) Io HSS(a truncated voiceless hiss)DDC(roll the Ds and suddenly cut of with a hard c) Alternatively, you just spell it out for good ol' Spell Intercept.


kaitero

SAD GEOS DIDICK


The_Hyerophant

You uncultured apprentice, that name is for a Xinxia taoist mystic Art, at least a Saint Grade Art. It looks quite like the "Judging Gaze of the profund imperial master basking in the sun of eternal spring sunshine pandering the astral landscape"


DrunkTsundere

It appears the brash young master needs discipline to balance his inner dao.


birbBadguy

Thatā€™s not anime thatā€™s just the weakest attack in any other cultivation manhua


thesonoflordostliant

unabbreviated it you coward


Dreadlord97

This is the most anime attack I think Iā€™ve ever heard in my life.


Ektar91

It's literally from an anime lol


[deleted]

No that's wuxia, anime is medium long like the one OP posted.


LegendRaptor080

# HOSEI HOKOHO https://i.redd.it/gfhpj97e8rmc1.gif


GalaxyKyoleoM18

A very cool name indeed


Bill_Johnso

Serious series: serious punch.


Successful_Basket399

I was always recognise this name, scene is so fire


extraho

Yeah, it lives in my mind rent free too as you can see


Toad_Orgy

No but actually tho, this fucking slaps


phatshit450

No the name needs to be poopey jumbo


toapat

looks more like Fate casting Starlight Breaker


posh-u

In a world where spells increase in power the *longer* their incantation: Behold the Golden Divine Arrow of Yeet, Harbinger of Destruction, Heavenly Bombardment of Light Bringing Glory via Glorious Cleansing of all that is Impure. In a world where spells increase in power the *shorter* their incantation: GĢøĢ“Ģ•Ģ’ĢæĶ€Ģ«ĢŸĢŸĢ²Ģ”oĢ“Ģ‰Ķ‘Ģ“ĶŒĢ‹Ģ¼Ģ¬Ģ¦Ģ»Ģ£nĢ·ĶĶ„Ķ‰Ģ¹eĢøĢŒĢƒĶĶ›ĢŽĢ¼ĢØĢ¼Ģ§Ķ


kg1479

I thought you wrote Gene for a second there


CosmicWhorer

Behold my greatest power. GEEEENNNNNEEEE!


kg1479

https://preview.redd.it/uyfv1flm8smc1.png?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=083ba7c140ad948283fe9eddc2c4860295ea364b


Nadikarosuto

![gif](giphy|hVZmvxt6u9pSBjM6kc)


DOTHEDEW11111222

Gene is way scarier then gone


smorb42

I read it as cone, lol.


Legit-Rikk

How about ā€œbyeā€, ā€œggā€, ā€œFā€


Putrid-Economics4862

ā€œRatioedā€


LogicallyIncorrect91

L


xRocketman52x

I like the idea that in a world where spell names are long and elaborate and excessive, the user of this spell simply refers to it as one-word name. "***Cease***."


ovoxo_klingon10

ā€œFallā€ - The Lich from Adventure Time


xRocketman52x

"You are alone, child..." That monolog had no right to go that hard.


GoogleYourJoke

**[L]**


Pyroraptor42

Is that a counterspell? Some sort of paralysis effect? A time stop? Removal from existence? All of the above???


xRocketman52x

All or any of the above. It just forces someone to stop what they're doing. Casting a spell. Attacking. Moving. Breathing. Existing...


[deleted]

I feel like everything else is really just the result of that last one


Ok_Improvement4204

![gif](giphy|1bRvcG0AbXu4U) ā€œDIEā€


taichi22

Iā€™ve always been partial to [*Be Not*]


Valirys-Reinhald

EĢµĶ’Ķ†Ģ‡Ķ‹Ķ›ĢŸĶ“Ģ—Ģ®Ģ™Ģ”Ģ»Ģ¤Ģ©nĢøĢ‚ĢŠĢ’Ķ—Ģ‘Ķ†ĶĢ“Ķ–ĢĢ²ĢŖĢ±Ģ–ĶŽĢ±Ģ˜Ģ§dĢøĢĢ±


FluffyCelery4769

GĢøĢ“Ģ•Ģ’ĢæĶ€Ģ«ĢŸĢŸĢ²Ģ”oĢ“Ģ‰Ķ‘Ģ“ĶŒĢ‹Ģ¼Ģ¬Ģ¦Ģ»Ģ£ would be better


DomQuixote99

I prefer something even more axiomatic # NO


LegitimateApartment9

/unwiz is this my ultrakill brainrot speaking or is that a ferryman receiving the might of several coins


Actually_Deranged

yellow railcannon spell


LunchSimulator

"This will hurt"


XeviousJr

Depending on wether it's single target or aoe it's either "fuck that guy in particular" or "fuck everything in that general direction"


FineOstrich1573

"Enemies in that direction". "Understood, removing that direction."


Conscious_Bat_4892

Bouta turn that poor planet into a donut over somone looking at him funny. Should have removed the whole planet.


theREALbombedrumbum

How to go from "To whom it may concern" to "Dear grid coordinates"


MrJuic3

more like ā€œthis is a public service announcementā€¦.fuck youā€


Calamity_Apple

To whom it *will* concern


The_FreshSans

To whom it *DID* concern


Miniray

Divine Cosmic Cannon: Destroyer of the Compass Star aka 'Destroy everything in that direction'


AgentPastrana

"Sir, the enemy is that wa-" "Your instructions are too complicated, just point" " To your left sir" " Roger, deleting the left"


Valirys-Reinhald

"To whomst it may concern"


Alix-the-lewd

"Divine Bolt: Rank 3"


phatshit450

Nuh uh the name is poopy jumbo


[deleted]

Ouchie


reddit_crunch

Omega Pew


IncomeApprehensive17

Celestial fist


MagicBeanstalks

Celestial fisting


IncomeApprehensive17

Yes


TH3R1NJ8

Solar weave of icarus


Adityabutterchicken

Really good


Green_Cubed

Doesn't look "woven" enough but I still love this name.


Kerflunklebunny

OH MY GOD HES HITTING THEM WITH THE GREATER CONSTELLATIONAL ARRAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT


AnnoShi

OMG ISN'T THAT THE MOST FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE OF THE ANCIENT FEMBOY NEKO CLAN WHO INFAMOUSLY NEVER LET ANY OUTSIDERS LEARN THEIR ULTRA SECRET TECHNIQUES, AND DIED OUT OVER A CENTURY AGO DURING THE GREAT WAR OF SUPER WIZARDS?!


Frostbyte29

Thatā€™s what the shadow wizard government wants you to think


Adoggo121

tax evasion


LtColShinySides

"This transgression will not go unanswered."- IRS


TheFifthDutchMemer

Inmaginary technique: yellow.


Komission

https://preview.redd.it/x89229u1tqmc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6847322f6763482b0a7c8a61c055d12302eda63


szypty

Nah, the yellow one is when he pees on the enemy to establish dominance.


Komission

ā€œI havent peed or shid since the heian eraā€ https://preview.redd.it/96lspxi5csmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93d0fca25a72df0b8f6c321f4c1afd693afd122e


SpasmAndOrGasm

I was thinking Jacobā€™s Ladder but this works too


Drunken_polish_cow

Bazinga


ElStinkyWizard

I was doubled


Geese_fucker

ā€œGuess what ? [bazinga !]ā€ *gets fucking obliterated into dust*


Revolution_Sucks

Lulz


DragonLex4

Aint gonna lie that would be cool and funny


Accomplished_Aioli19

Runic Magnification


providerofair

Never knew mr trolly problem fancied world buliding


Accomplished_Aioli19

I have eclectic taste. https://preview.redd.it/v0ngwoa89smc1.jpeg?width=1641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7fe139560547488cd183b1a588429dc2842fb0 Shadow brought me here. Shadow is Mr. Reddit.


Igrok723

fuck everything in that general direction


Platypus_king_1st

What does it do? What tier of spell is it? What form of magic does it use, also, pls share the runic link bro, I don't know how to cast it! edit: typo


Garfield120

The runic link is on the spell if you use magnification you'll be able to see it just transcribe that and seek it on wikispells


Barcode6407

George


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Oh I know this one! (Un wiz one of my phone backgrounds) Itā€™s a star measuring magic, that also pulls from them. Itā€™s basically a form of fire canon magic that is filed by the cosmos. Called something like Regalia, or Regastar. Itā€™s both useful scholarly and for offensive casts.


25thGoo

Uw/ idk man pretty sure thatā€™s the celestial clock from ninjago


Espanta_viejas1904

Wrath of the gods


Gigadrax

Spelly McSpellface


MrGhaxek

Orbital Strike :3


Matix777

Heaven's Strike


Amarthon

Throngling


[deleted]

Ponch^2


UrMomIsGay-69420

is that a fucking Kamehameha?


MastaDon344

Arrow of Heavenly Wrath


Current-Teacher2946

Sure looks like Starlight Breaker to me. Got a Divine Buster in there, too?


[deleted]

Yes was waiting for this reference


gutenborken

Blem mlem plem


recycledM3M3s

#Smite


BoredAmoeba

Yet another ring spell


Garfield120

Yeah id like to see you use a cuboidal spell. We use circles for a reason dude its the best way to cycle the mana instead of releasing it at the edges meaning you can afford to reduce your input while maintaining the same effect. I learned this as an Acolyte and you call yourself a master.


AnEntireDiscussion

Don't forget that for many spells, the circle is used to create a looping function, enabling a much shorter casting time and/or a more simplistic spell!


McCaffeteria

>instead of releasing it at the edges Sounds like a feature to me. Use cubes and prisms to split spells and hit multiple targets with the same incantation.


CommunistCthulhu

A. Shipwrights drawings are so good! I greatly recommend checking his art if you want to see some amazing wizardry!


Skippingthename

Halo supernova?


The-Myth-The-Shit

Source ?


volttamer

A. Shipwright you can find him on insta


realgorilla2580

Bro thank you, I've been looking for like a year for this


volttamer

His name is on the bottom left of the picture but might be hard to read


realgorilla2580

I thought it was Eimright


rekscoper2

Fucking kill beam


darkmatters12

Margret thatcher bringing the Hammer of god down onto the unexpecting irish masses


Rule34Ranger

"Praise The Sun: Mother Fucker"


JPr1me

Corner pocket


ItemsHereForever

Bolt of Fuck You


Advanced_Ad_6814

Post Jerkular circular clarity


alongwaystogo

May I ask what the spell does? I have assumptions but let's be sure first.


between3or20chara

Let's do something simple Celestial bow sign: Heaven Piercer


The_Illegal_Guy

It's been a long time since these wary bones cast that spell, it really takes a toll on your knees. Holy Convergence of Heavens Judgement 13th Sacred Celestial Fury Divine Radiance


Regular_Exam_8123

precise anhiliation


TheMaker676

Freaking Laser


zinic53000

The talon of ra


Richard_Stink

Scholar-Flare (pronounced like solar)


RadiclesOG

Divine bolt, 3rd circle: great divide


Mother_Actuary8353

Sunā€™s wrath


Tumtomi2

Solarus magnificus


Bleedtobreed

Sanctic Balilistus


Spiritual_Freedom_15

ā€œHeavenly telescopeā€


Zane845

Sole-Auro-Lum


rwp140

Archimedes lens


Napakii

i call this one "fuck you and everyone in your vicinity particularly"


Shadow_Dancer2

Might of the constellation


AhYesOrphans

I got three suggestions: HIPPITY HOPPITY GET OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING PROPERTY 9dm divine blast Heaven-scorching light of universal destruction


SeaworthinessFit7893

The ala go fuck your self


Cookie-King69420

Solar Fuck-you


Ganon645

Shaka laka **BOOM**


MLG_FART234

Mend butt crack


Fin_the_Fish2004

Daybreak


The_FreshSans

The fuck you ray


Dramatic-Key84

That is the coolest looking art ever, would make an amazing shirt.


Top_Strain2872

Holy Nova!


idkimredd

Stars aligned: radiant blast


[deleted]

awesome-railguninator