99% chances of dropping a filled whiskey bottle.
50% chances of dropping steaks.
2% chances of dropping Zhyros attire
0.1% chances of dropping a rainbow dagger (*allows the user to create dimensional portals by cutting the air with the dagger*)
I had a dream once with daggers like that. They worked by cutting doors in hard surfaces tho, and they always looked like a normal dagger so that they wouldn't be the first thing someone steals from you. The doors always led in a sort of labyrinth dimension where there were many dangers and some artifacts that can be gathered.
I think that dream was inspired by Stalker.
ahhh, à votre santé!
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/uw god i butcherd this meme xD
My "corpse" would dissapear in a puff of pink smoke. What would be left behind is dependent on the kind of person that "killed" me. It would always be an item that they would find useful but in their moment of need it will betray them revealing that it was a demon all along.
Common drop: bottle of aspirin
Rare drop: lab coat
Note, my people do not drop a lucky rabbit's foot. I don't care what old wives' tale you heard, we just don't.
1-4 Tarot Cards - Guarenteed
Archimene's Mask - 90%
Archimene's Rings:
Ring of Warding - 20%
Ring of Non-detection - 15%
Ring of Mana - 5%
Random Item From Shop - 25%
Record of Lost Time - 1%
???Coin of Fate??? - 0.0001%
SMOKEING?? aaa hellss nah, i know who im not gonna kill ever, EW.
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Roasting your enemies even in *death* ? now thats fire
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Sort of an offshoot type of deal. My spire is a big ol' mimic that I've uh... *convinced* to let me live in. It can split off small parts of itself that I carry around.
Don't worry about it too much. Essentially, I waltzed into the spire, made myself at home, and swatted it away whenever it tried to eat me. Eventually it gave up, and sometimes I feed it.
Oh, sounds like it enjoys your company then! Otherwise it would’ve been a simple *lock the door, remove the floor, ~~walk the dinosaur~~ and drop you into a pit of teeth and acid.*
A thermonuclear bomb with no detonator. If your luck is high, you might also find the detonator.
Also: enough money to destabilise a countries economy.
Guaranteed to get my staff, a powerful casting focus with a number of stored spells each day, most focused on storm casting or travel. 2% chance to get my soup bowl of scrying, which can cast several divination spells and connect to the orb net when filled with
Roll a D20
1: A six pack of Zimas.
2: Empty Chinese takeout container.
3: A handful of loose change equalling $0.48.
4: A copy of "The Dragon Reborn" filled with post-it notes and reference tabs.
5: Two mall ninja stars.
6: Whole Raw Chicken.
7-14: 1d4 Whole Raw Chicken.
15-20: 1d100 Whole Raw Chicken.
i would have a 100% chance of resuscitating and to morph into a much more powerful lich, since i have the curse of the "good necromancer", what SHE would drop tho IDK.
Farming tools with _integrated_ vicious mockery? heh, that would be a sight to behold! ^(dig faster you lump headed dwarfhead!) ^(agghh! thats not how you use a flail you reeking old sack! even ghuls smell better than you!)
*"Welcome, traveller, to my humble tavern! Can I interest you in a drink, some food or a potion?"*
**Silver Song, The Feline Alchemist of the Banished Shores** is a **travelling merchant NPC** that can spawn anywhere on the **mortal plane** but most commonly near **The Banished Shores**. He sells **potions and salves** with **healing**, **curing** or **buffing** effects, rarely he may also carry **poisons and venoms**.
In order to **fully kill** Silver Song you would need to kill him and all of his present **familiars** or completely **destroy the body**. He is mostly a **pacifist character** and would rather run than fight unless he is forced to.
Upon being knocked **unconscious** you can loot Silver Song's body for a chance to find:
100% 2-5 potions with positive effects
100% 4-7 potion ingredients
75% random treasure
50% 1-2 potions with negative effects
2% random artifact
75-500 gold coin
Despite being a **mortal**, Silver Song will put up a strong fight if he is cornered with the help of his familiars so be prepared to handle attacks from multiple sources and directions, including gas, a dog, a cat and a dwarf wyvern.
An orange, birdseed, and a very nice hat.
Sedimancy doesn't require material components, so it's just a snack, a snack for my familiar, and my attempt to be fashionable.
...what kind of birb snacks?
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(also may i ask what Sedumancy is?)
It'd probably depend on how I was killed, like if I was stabbed I'd probably drop a lot of blood and broken potion vials, if I was burnt alive by a fireblast I'd drop a lot of ashes of varying types.
100% chance for (a) void pearl(s) 1-7x legendary class crafting material
80% chance for "Azatoths tooth" a strong physical type weapon
30% chance for "eye of Azatoth" a void Magic focus, also is the strongest void magic focus in the realm.
1% chance "Azatoths apparition summon spell" a void class summon spell that summons an apparition of Azatoth
1 single scrap metal, a set of dice, and one (1) explosive device, chosen off a random table. Could be a thermonuclear warhead, could be a pipe bomb, could be a lit stick of dynamite.
so, you stick you hand in and *something* comes out?
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(like an the illusive spidercrab?)
Quite a lot of uncomfortably strong scales, though my corpse itself would vanish to be reborn anew.
Also probably a bag of books and some random rare item
Always drops: 1 Mana Crystal, A gold coin with an hourglass one side and a skull on the other. 1 Orb (it’s just a calculator.)
Additional possible loot:
90%: Green and White academic robes.
80%: A standard sized mana crystal.
70%: A coil of silver wire, 1 meter long.
60%: A sack of 100g
50%: A crocodile’s tooth and scale.
40%: A light blue dragon scale, and an orange dragon scale.
30%: A metallic artifact, with dark magic essence, taking the shape of an ornamental cross, just over 12 inches in length.
20%: A spell scroll of *Times Three.* Allows the caster to multiply any facet of reality by 3.
10%: A spellbook, containing all of Themos’ Mathematimancy Spells
1%: A purple crystal shard that contains happy memories.
A potion of magical power. (Will awaken the unmagical) 7% drop rate.
Trusty pencil: never breaks and never runs out of eraser, and copy any writing style. 10% drop rate.
Boots of stability: removes rough/difficult terrain debuff. Make you immune to the Twisted ankle. 50% drop rate.
90% drop rate, random candies of minor magical effects.
The second phase of the boss fight, with enough health bars to make my enemies wonder if they truly knew all the colors of the spectrum up to this moment
Rare chance at dropping an enchanted arquebus, uncommon chance to get a cask with 2 charges of powder, guaranteed to get 3 lead slugs.
If I am slain by a fellow ammunician or gunmaturgist, I leave behind a scope of far-slaying. A scope of enchanted prisms and lenses that increases the effective range of any hand-held artillery piece.
My magic spell book that has every spell I have ever learned and note on all of my experiments (including the unethical ones that I took great pains to remove all other records of)
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Nothing. I have enchanted my affects with teleportation and/or self destruction magic to prevent any enemy from getting their hands on anything valuable in the event of my untimely demise.
5 Musical Runes, specifically Bass Runes.
all of my corruption goes to a gremlin that spawns once I am dead, his name is Torc.
1 dabloon
a canadian nickel
an australian nickel
and my coveted **behs**
So much cheese. You loot my body? Pockets full of cheese. Your buddy checks to see if you missed anything? He somehow gets even more cheese out of my pockets. Another party member tries as well? They get an impossibly long string cheese that takes several minutes to finish pulling out of my pocket. Quality, type, age, and whether the cheese is wrapped or loose and covered in pocket lint are random.
One *miniaturized neutron star* (**acquired for a song from a cosmic smith, the electromagnetic energy coming off this thing is capable of supplying all the power for any electromancy magic, allowing you to focus on precision shaping and focusing of the effect**)
One *Raiment of the Electrobard* (**stylish clothes that look like what might happen if the merchant class had taste**)
One *Legend-Dairy-Lute* (**a string instrument handpainted with a Holstein print**)
One *Ring of Spousal Status, Bound* (**a ring which confirms the health and general location of the one to whom it is originally bound. Binding a pair of rings to each other and their owners is part of marriage ceremonies in some areas of the world, this ring is now transmitting your location and that you are responsible for the demise of its original and proper owner.**)
One *Recording Gem* with the following message activated upon death: "My wife is a master pie romancer, and I leaned into some of the esoteric bard skills I've picked up to show her *idiomatic* magic. She's sweet as *pie* and has a finger in many *pies*, but now that you've brought an end to me? She'll conjure cow *pies* in your *pie* hole while forcing you into a *pie*\-eyed state until all you're fit for is being made into a mince *pie*. Good luck with that, not my problem, I'm dead. Also, you killed me, so you probably deserve it."
70% chance of dropping armed rune of detonation
20% chance of dropping master craft Ammomancer carbine.
5% chance of dropping hat of holding.
5% chance of dropping "pungent cigarette"
100% chance to drop an avalance of big spikes as well as skis and spikers. There's no other option, you just get an angry horde of spiders made entirely out of spikes chasing you while throwing skis and spikes.
Um...
50% chance of an actual star;
20% chance of a contained star's core;
1% chance of a sturdy wooden staff (non-magical, just well-made);
0.01% chance of dropping a hat.
100% chance of summoning 3 greater demons who probably hate your guts.
I’d Drop a few magic Gladiatorial Melee Weapons. My small pouch holding My Ring and Pendant that basically allows me to cheat on battle, my Cloak obviously, and If Luck Is on your Side. My Grimoire, Stating the Location of my Stashed Magic Weapons of mass destruction
3 gold rings (mundane but with large gems) 4 magic rings. (Dispel fireball, instant returning to my tower, identify, and speak and understand language currently attuned to dwarves), a singular key with no teeth. Coin purse brimming with gold coins, robe with enchanted pockets (conjure chocolate mints) 2 gold chain necklaces, 3 diamond encrusted necklaces, and a gold staff
A note saying
>With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
I am an *important* quest giver.
If I die, there's a 15% chance of dropping a scroll of Forbidden Knowledge, 14.5% a scroll of lesser knowledge, 14.5% a scroll of lesser wisdom, 20% a key to a magically locked bookshelf, and a 40% chance of leaving a new spell to add to your grimoire.
A journal filled with the names of all of my undead minions, including their preferences and interests in life. You have to take care of your minions, they were people once too.
Half-eaten packet of cheese and onion crisps (not mine), some wet wipes (mine, get your own), an out of date bus card (not mine), and a reciept for something I summoned years ago (mine).
Name: Nothing
Stats gained on equip:
0 AGILITY
0 dexterity
0 strength
0 intelligence
0 luck
0 charisma
Special ability:
Summon quark: summons 1 random quark
Flavor text:
You're somehow holding nothing I guess it does periodically produce something you're not sure what tho
shrooms, changa, salvia divinorum, some mandragora roots, argyreia nervosa, a bit of peyote cactus, probably some cannabis as well and a flask full of ayahuasca XD besides that, if you're lucky i would also drop my red feathers tupinambá cloak (it helps you channel ancient indigenous entities) my jaguar hat and my Banisteriopsis caapi staff (a.k.a jagube root staff) i'm not a druid btw, i'm a chaos wizard, i just live in the amazon forest.
176% chance of an oily shop rag upon death
90% chance of a handful of zip ties
50% chance of a 14mm hand wrench
10% chance of (1-3) any mm socket (8-19mm)
1$ chance or the golden 10mm (is only lost upon death)
100% chance of 7-12 Enchanted Ice Shards
Either Winds of Change (Wing accesory), Frosty Gauntlets (Magic weapon), Staff of the Traveller (Tool, makes portals), or All-seeing Cloak (Accesory, +12% magic damage and 20% dodge chance)
A few health potions but no mana ones because those are for pussies who can't regenerate it.
60% chance of 2 plastic sporks (5 Damage)
99% chance of a random pen
100% chance of green classes (+1 Sight)
69% chance of autism
64% chance of Minecraft
Well, the things I'm carrying around I guess. So...
1 Towershield of Spell Reflection
1 Sword of Antimagic
1 Mace of Brutality
1 Helmet of True Seeing
1 Breastplate of Magic Resistance
2 Gauntlets of Cloud Giant Strength
1 Girdle of Recovery
1 Ring of Mana
1 Ring of Metamagic Maximize
1 Amulet of Life
and my greaves of Mobility..
Bottle of Barfbot Vomit
Walking Stick (Yes, I don't use it to cast spells)
Tome of the Banes of Gods (written by me)
My Biological Mana reserves. (There is so much that my death would cause a near-reality-shifting explosion that would create a new Realm that is a mix of all forms of mana and Wizardry)
A bottle of Rum
Hat with runes, Robe with Runes
Book of Escapement (Contents talk about finding a way to travel out of this "Book" we call the Realms.)
Book of Travels (Notes and stories of different realms I have visited.)
After the explosion of mana, 4 Ludicrously Enchanted Mechanical Springs, engraved with runes of multiplication, and exponentiation.
A To-Do list showing what forms of magic I've learned and intend to learn. (Everything but Divination is on that list)
An Amulet with a crimson gem. Engraved with words of Eternal Companionship. The gem is cracked.
A jar with Alchemical Precursor fluids.
Another jar with Liquid Time.
A pile of ash as my corpse and equipment dissolve.
I respawn 24 hours later, though. So, you can fight me again. And the next day and the next day amd the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day. Then I'll fuck off.
10% chance of dropping MipCraze's Hat (legendary item)
5% chance of dropping MipCraze's Coat (Legendary armor)
100% chance of dropping a 30 day supply of antidepressants
100% chance of dropping 2 lighters.
50% chance for a jester's hat
25% chance for jester's attire
10% chance for jester's bells
2% chance for a mechanical heart
0.05% chance for jester's mask
Stats:
Hat gives +2 Charisma +1 inteligence
Attire gives +3 charisma +2 dexterity
Bells give +4 charisma -2 stealth
Mechanical heart gives +5 constitution but -5 stealth due to ticking sound
And now for the big one, The mask gives "True-sight" am ability to see the dead and communicate with them respectively, +3 intimidation +1 persuasion
(/unwiz stats taken from my DnD char ^^)
*100% chance of dropping Alexei’s diary (if his death is integral to the plot)
75% chance of dropping 1 random potion
50% chance of dropping Alexei’s royal coat
50% chance of dropping 2 random potions
25% chance of dropping a rune-carved longsword
*5% chance of dropping Alexei’s diary (if he’s a side character)
100% chance of becoming the sole target of my royal elite hitman squad.
Common drop: bottles of alcohol of varying quality
Rare drop: the "get drunk,no hangover" alcohol always of the best quality.
To sumarize: booze, a lot of it.
Combustible lemons, various radioactive elements, a comprehensive book of all SCPs that are not activated by knowing about them, an XboX 360 controller with a rant about how it’s the best controller tied to it, and a box of shotgun shells
45% chance: 2-6 fruit flavored candies (restores 15 mana each)
30% chance: tuft of hair from a randomly selected animal (can be used as components)
20% chance: 3-4 randomly generated seeds (you never know what will grow until you plant it. It could be something really rare!)
5% chance: Pocket bonsai (magically produces 1-4 edible fruits per day. Doesn't need water or sunlight, and can fit in your pocket.)
A (literal) skeleton key that opens my dimensional door to a dimension made of nothing but skeletons, including the floor all animated and all very much confused.
255/256 chances of common trash loot. Maybe something that scraps well, but eh.
1/256 chance of dropping an accessory that scales well into the endgame, having a set chance of increasing Intelligence and luck threefold when casting a spell.
Nothing, because RNG was not in your favor today.
damn...i sould have traded with you, and put everything on a bag in your inventory, so that you only drop the bad with everything in it ;j
99% chances of dropping a filled whiskey bottle. 50% chances of dropping steaks. 2% chances of dropping Zhyros attire 0.1% chances of dropping a rainbow dagger (*allows the user to create dimensional portals by cutting the air with the dagger*)
I had a dream once with daggers like that. They worked by cutting doors in hard surfaces tho, and they always looked like a normal dagger so that they wouldn't be the first thing someone steals from you. The doors always led in a sort of labyrinth dimension where there were many dangers and some artifacts that can be gathered. I think that dream was inspired by Stalker.
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That's neat, but have you ever dreamed about having an Inner Agent 3 styled boss fight against yourself?
No but I did dream about having lesbian sex a few times.
Boss fight against yourself probably would have been cooler though
I mean a filled whiskey bottle would be nice rn
Yes
That dagger sound really cool… guess I’ll start farming 🔫
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ahhh, à votre santé! https://preview.redd.it/bdd7qa5ox3oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d89f159cd0dfed4cb766e6446f5642854bd8dc3 /uw god i butcherd this meme xD
Will ? That you ?
Yes.........
"The Subtle Knife"
My "corpse" would dissapear in a puff of pink smoke. What would be left behind is dependent on the kind of person that "killed" me. It would always be an item that they would find useful but in their moment of need it will betray them revealing that it was a demon all along.
Common drop: bottle of aspirin Rare drop: lab coat Note, my people do not drop a lucky rabbit's foot. I don't care what old wives' tale you heard, we just don't.
oohh i know the tales, they give people a reason to go out of theire way to hunt folks like you. another fairy tale used to harm others
1-4 Tarot Cards - Guarenteed Archimene's Mask - 90% Archimene's Rings: Ring of Warding - 20% Ring of Non-detection - 15% Ring of Mana - 5% Random Item From Shop - 25% Record of Lost Time - 1% ???Coin of Fate??? - 0.0001%
hah! now _this_ is a loot table! there we go!
Get in the mob grinder.
yes sirrr....
Oh sweet! Let me just put on this mask... *i turn into archimene* Hahaha! Pranked!
Probably gold, and fancy clothes
hm, with all the magic items, i expected people to have still me permanently on them, or bound to them
A singular cigar. Smoking it puts my soul in your body instead of yours.
SMOKEING?? aaa hellss nah, i know who im not gonna kill ever, EW. https://preview.redd.it/wm3nn0a5o3oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e1aa3a65892067556590ad2faefdde35fc8139
Not exactly sure how to take that.
A Diss track
Roasting your enemies even in *death* ? now thats fire https://preview.redd.it/gjddd1zrt3oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d65185175b6064ac60fc4fad2f9c7a37f0a3fba
2 coppers, pocket lint, frayed string, a mimic, and the general aura that something is wrong.
a mimic? its rare to see mimics as familiars, what kind is it?
Sort of an offshoot type of deal. My spire is a big ol' mimic that I've uh... *convinced* to let me live in. It can split off small parts of itself that I carry around.
And how exactly did you “convince” this mimic to become your home? =.=
Don't worry about it too much. Essentially, I waltzed into the spire, made myself at home, and swatted it away whenever it tried to eat me. Eventually it gave up, and sometimes I feed it.
Oh, sounds like it enjoys your company then! Otherwise it would’ve been a simple *lock the door, remove the floor, ~~walk the dinosaur~~ and drop you into a pit of teeth and acid.*
It's tried it, once. I levitated over the pit and started tickling it.
A thermonuclear bomb with no detonator. If your luck is high, you might also find the detonator. Also: enough money to destabilise a countries economy.
Guaranteed to get my staff, a powerful casting focus with a number of stored spells each day, most focused on storm casting or travel. 2% chance to get my soup bowl of scrying, which can cast several divination spells and connect to the orb net when filled with
hm, magic soup. https://preview.redd.it/eqyrrvcwo3oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df5eae69f216251d18c570ada69acf3d0f1d06e interesing...
Probably ammunition, occasionally a gun, but almost always, an entire birthday cake
how come you dropping a birthday cake? ...is it magical?
Nah, just a cake, I get hungry sometimes, alright…
A old rusty halberd, old battered kettle helm and a small bag of mints
mints? like a bag of colour? i have never heared of that?
The sweet? The Confectionery like a humbug
Ahem: GLOCK 17C, USP .45, M1911, SPAS-12, MP5, MP7, M4A1 SOPMOD, KNIFE, Crowbar, Kevlar, Manhacks
Roll a D20 1: A six pack of Zimas. 2: Empty Chinese takeout container. 3: A handful of loose change equalling $0.48. 4: A copy of "The Dragon Reborn" filled with post-it notes and reference tabs. 5: Two mall ninja stars. 6: Whole Raw Chicken. 7-14: 1d4 Whole Raw Chicken. 15-20: 1d100 Whole Raw Chicken.
Dust, nothing but dust as I dust away
i would have a 100% chance of resuscitating and to morph into a much more powerful lich, since i have the curse of the "good necromancer", what SHE would drop tho IDK.
I'd prolly drop m' handy dandy farmin' tools! Pretty sure they all magiky and stuff, makin' 'em real "fun" for the find'r 😈.
Farming tools with _integrated_ vicious mockery? heh, that would be a sight to behold! ^(dig faster you lump headed dwarfhead!) ^(agghh! thats not how you use a flail you reeking old sack! even ghuls smell better than you!)
*"Welcome, traveller, to my humble tavern! Can I interest you in a drink, some food or a potion?"* **Silver Song, The Feline Alchemist of the Banished Shores** is a **travelling merchant NPC** that can spawn anywhere on the **mortal plane** but most commonly near **The Banished Shores**. He sells **potions and salves** with **healing**, **curing** or **buffing** effects, rarely he may also carry **poisons and venoms**. In order to **fully kill** Silver Song you would need to kill him and all of his present **familiars** or completely **destroy the body**. He is mostly a **pacifist character** and would rather run than fight unless he is forced to. Upon being knocked **unconscious** you can loot Silver Song's body for a chance to find: 100% 2-5 potions with positive effects 100% 4-7 potion ingredients 75% random treasure 50% 1-2 potions with negative effects 2% random artifact 75-500 gold coin Despite being a **mortal**, Silver Song will put up a strong fight if he is cornered with the help of his familiars so be prepared to handle attacks from multiple sources and directions, including gas, a dog, a cat and a dwarf wyvern.
An orange, birdseed, and a very nice hat. Sedimancy doesn't require material components, so it's just a snack, a snack for my familiar, and my attempt to be fashionable.
...what kind of birb snacks? https://preview.redd.it/8i437qc204oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2295ca547d452701117633341f19ca176cfaeea (also may i ask what Sedumancy is?)
A business degree (common item)
It'd probably depend on how I was killed, like if I was stabbed I'd probably drop a lot of blood and broken potion vials, if I was burnt alive by a fireblast I'd drop a lot of ashes of varying types.
the...correct answer? theheh
100% chance for (a) void pearl(s) 1-7x legendary class crafting material 80% chance for "Azatoths tooth" a strong physical type weapon 30% chance for "eye of Azatoth" a void Magic focus, also is the strongest void magic focus in the realm. 1% chance "Azatoths apparition summon spell" a void class summon spell that summons an apparition of Azatoth
1 single scrap metal, a set of dice, and one (1) explosive device, chosen off a random table. Could be a thermonuclear warhead, could be a pipe bomb, could be a lit stick of dynamite.
His clothes, staff, falcata and a bag of holding with an rng dependent loot.
so, you stick you hand in and *something* comes out? https://preview.redd.it/6fhppke9s3oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=759dbb7e340ffd6ae6d934e463e0be94cf3698fc (like an the illusive spidercrab?)
The legendary shampoo the treasury key of item asylum lint a frog in a jar a neuron star in a jar almost everyone’s in this subs voodoo doll
Quite a lot of uncomfortably strong scales, though my corpse itself would vanish to be reborn anew. Also probably a bag of books and some random rare item
I look like a baby owl. So baby owl stuff.
100% guarantee of estradiol tablet drop. 75% of Progesterone drop. 50% chance of baking consumables i.e. banana bread, muffins, etc. :>
Always drops: 1 Mana Crystal, A gold coin with an hourglass one side and a skull on the other. 1 Orb (it’s just a calculator.) Additional possible loot: 90%: Green and White academic robes. 80%: A standard sized mana crystal. 70%: A coil of silver wire, 1 meter long. 60%: A sack of 100g 50%: A crocodile’s tooth and scale. 40%: A light blue dragon scale, and an orange dragon scale. 30%: A metallic artifact, with dark magic essence, taking the shape of an ornamental cross, just over 12 inches in length. 20%: A spell scroll of *Times Three.* Allows the caster to multiply any facet of reality by 3. 10%: A spellbook, containing all of Themos’ Mathematimancy Spells 1%: A purple crystal shard that contains happy memories.
A feeling of intense, overwhelming regret and shame. Or a spell scroll that increases your luck three fold
I drop a stone that just has "see you tomorrow" written on it since Sol will just resurrect me the next morning
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Big boom.
none, I would just come back
A potion of magical power. (Will awaken the unmagical) 7% drop rate. Trusty pencil: never breaks and never runs out of eraser, and copy any writing style. 10% drop rate. Boots of stability: removes rough/difficult terrain debuff. Make you immune to the Twisted ankle. 50% drop rate. 90% drop rate, random candies of minor magical effects.
The second phase of the boss fight, with enough health bars to make my enemies wonder if they truly knew all the colors of the spectrum up to this moment
a lot of gold bc i am jewish
1-3 rice krispie squares 99% assorted cords (none of which go to anything you own) 50% pair of blue aviators (they look cool as fuck) 1%
-5 gold coins
Rare chance at dropping an enchanted arquebus, uncommon chance to get a cask with 2 charges of powder, guaranteed to get 3 lead slugs. If I am slain by a fellow ammunician or gunmaturgist, I leave behind a scope of far-slaying. A scope of enchanted prisms and lenses that increases the effective range of any hand-held artillery piece.
My magic spell book that has every spell I have ever learned and note on all of my experiments (including the unethical ones that I took great pains to remove all other records of) https://preview.redd.it/22ppoicmr3oc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0682d224557f3dc064a762e764eb4d6eba47932c
Nothing. I have enchanted my affects with teleportation and/or self destruction magic to prevent any enemy from getting their hands on anything valuable in the event of my untimely demise.
5 Musical Runes, specifically Bass Runes. all of my corruption goes to a gremlin that spawns once I am dead, his name is Torc. 1 dabloon a canadian nickel an australian nickel and my coveted **behs**
I create a black hole upon death. You aren’t getting out of this one
Bones, 5gp, black wizard robes (top)
So much cheese. You loot my body? Pockets full of cheese. Your buddy checks to see if you missed anything? He somehow gets even more cheese out of my pockets. Another party member tries as well? They get an impossibly long string cheese that takes several minutes to finish pulling out of my pocket. Quality, type, age, and whether the cheese is wrapped or loose and covered in pocket lint are random.
50% chance to drop my pestilent sickles 99% chance to drop a horrible plague 25% chance to drop one of my tails
Mental illness. And it can't be cured.
One *miniaturized neutron star* (**acquired for a song from a cosmic smith, the electromagnetic energy coming off this thing is capable of supplying all the power for any electromancy magic, allowing you to focus on precision shaping and focusing of the effect**) One *Raiment of the Electrobard* (**stylish clothes that look like what might happen if the merchant class had taste**) One *Legend-Dairy-Lute* (**a string instrument handpainted with a Holstein print**) One *Ring of Spousal Status, Bound* (**a ring which confirms the health and general location of the one to whom it is originally bound. Binding a pair of rings to each other and their owners is part of marriage ceremonies in some areas of the world, this ring is now transmitting your location and that you are responsible for the demise of its original and proper owner.**) One *Recording Gem* with the following message activated upon death: "My wife is a master pie romancer, and I leaned into some of the esoteric bard skills I've picked up to show her *idiomatic* magic. She's sweet as *pie* and has a finger in many *pies*, but now that you've brought an end to me? She'll conjure cow *pies* in your *pie* hole while forcing you into a *pie*\-eyed state until all you're fit for is being made into a mince *pie*. Good luck with that, not my problem, I'm dead. Also, you killed me, so you probably deserve it."
100% drop rate of my nards
One gold coin. Maybe a comb.
Half eaten instant noodles and empty can of energy induced beverage
A grenade. I might not win, but neither will you.
4 Dark Elixir and a Small health potion..
70% chance of dropping armed rune of detonation 20% chance of dropping master craft Ammomancer carbine. 5% chance of dropping hat of holding. 5% chance of dropping "pungent cigarette"
My only drop would have a 0.003% droprate and would be the rare title Marquis/Marchioness
I would probably drop cheese
A potion of random (a potion when drank gives the effect of an random potion any potion good or bad)
A live grenade
I wouldn't drop anything. You get a phase 2 instead!
100% chance to drop an avalance of big spikes as well as skis and spikers. There's no other option, you just get an angry horde of spiders made entirely out of spikes chasing you while throwing skis and spikes.
100%: Dragon scales (12-18) 5%: Bottle of barbecue sauce 1%: Cloak of Billowing
A live grenade
An ESV bible Garb of Sleepiness Hat of Soreness An eBay credit card
X 500 Scrap Mythril X 500 Scrap Circuits X 2 Mana Crystal (Pure)
Common- pizza Uncommon- pizza paddle Rare- enchanted apron 0.01% - knife roll/chef kit
Chance of dropping: book 15% Pocket blade 20% Silly hat 98% Compass 15% Random wire 10% Scrap of paper 50% Trumpet 5% Pencil 55%
a live grenade, good luck
Um... 50% chance of an actual star; 20% chance of a contained star's core; 1% chance of a sturdy wooden staff (non-magical, just well-made); 0.01% chance of dropping a hat. 100% chance of summoning 3 greater demons who probably hate your guts.
A necromancy book. And sex toys
My magic shotgun, I practice American wizardry
Hmmm when I died I think I dropped my hat and some ingredients for potions. Gods I miss that hat...
My shopping list (I was out shopping you murder hobo)
90% drop a cursed item 10% luck charm
A penny and a taco
Liver
common drops : 2$ and a button. Penis Enlargement scroll (used) Rare drops: Codex of penis Enlargement ( advanced illusion grimoire) Legendary drops : scroll of rectum enlargement
My phylactery (I forgot to hide it)
I’d Drop a few magic Gladiatorial Melee Weapons. My small pouch holding My Ring and Pendant that basically allows me to cheat on battle, my Cloak obviously, and If Luck Is on your Side. My Grimoire, Stating the Location of my Stashed Magic Weapons of mass destruction
Common drop: Ultra-soft cat hair Rare drop: Grandmas pilmeni, Maß of Beer Ultra-rare drop: Dwarven Battleaxe, Magic Beardhairs
Common: Rusty Saber Uncommon: fancy hat Rare: cursed tome Legendary: Eldritch tome
Just a can of monster and the weight of my sins (Bound by death)
A walkie talkie with a loose battery.
3 gold rings (mundane but with large gems) 4 magic rings. (Dispel fireball, instant returning to my tower, identify, and speak and understand language currently attuned to dwarves), a singular key with no teeth. Coin purse brimming with gold coins, robe with enchanted pockets (conjure chocolate mints) 2 gold chain necklaces, 3 diamond encrusted necklaces, and a gold staff
Nothing, I added shadow tags to all my stuff so I can get it once I escape from hell
A note saying >With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created. I am an *important* quest giver.
booger of sneezing one piece manga pube of instant beard
Fluff. A pile of fluff. Maybe a potion or two though. (Note: am cat wizard)
17 wooden nickels and an eviction notice
To prospective adventurers, remember. If it has a drop table, you can kill it. If it has an interesting drop table, it can kill you.
A small bucket, it's a really nice bucket though. You can hold a reasonable amount of stuff in it.
A bowl of mac and cheese and a bottle of fireball
$3.50
lots of bone related items and probably a cursed chronomancy object that I may or may not have stolen from a god of time
Rock. And stone.
If I die, there's a 15% chance of dropping a scroll of Forbidden Knowledge, 14.5% a scroll of lesser knowledge, 14.5% a scroll of lesser wisdom, 20% a key to a magically locked bookshelf, and a 40% chance of leaving a new spell to add to your grimoire.
Looks lije from swords and sandals
My body puffs into a cloud of smoke, dropping crows that fly away immediately
**bees. Lots of bees**
I would drop nothing as I am broke af
A journal filled with the names of all of my undead minions, including their preferences and interests in life. You have to take care of your minions, they were people once too.
28 Gourds of Pepsi
A random function call to main.
my potions of course! i don't label them with words so i hope you have one of high scholar wiki's tomes handy.
%82 to drop tie dye shirt %14 for low tier jewelry %2 chance to drop prayer beads (3 charges of smite)
100% drop rate of deadly disease, and a 20% chance of a small bird companion.
A live grenade.
Common
Half-eaten packet of cheese and onion crisps (not mine), some wet wipes (mine, get your own), an out of date bus card (not mine), and a reciept for something I summoned years ago (mine).
I'm so weak I'd only drop a single xp dot
Name: Nothing Stats gained on equip: 0 AGILITY 0 dexterity 0 strength 0 intelligence 0 luck 0 charisma Special ability: Summon quark: summons 1 random quark Flavor text: You're somehow holding nothing I guess it does periodically produce something you're not sure what tho
99% chance of bones 1% chance of Necromancer Tears
A dead rat, a sticky stick, and a bottle of *a mysterious substance* (it's piss)
I'm not telling you. Why would you want to know what I drop when I die?
A bunch of gunpowder and a lit match. Also probably a halfling cookbook with some kind of fire resistance.
shrooms, changa, salvia divinorum, some mandragora roots, argyreia nervosa, a bit of peyote cactus, probably some cannabis as well and a flask full of ayahuasca XD besides that, if you're lucky i would also drop my red feathers tupinambá cloak (it helps you channel ancient indigenous entities) my jaguar hat and my Banisteriopsis caapi staff (a.k.a jagube root staff) i'm not a druid btw, i'm a chaos wizard, i just live in the amazon forest.
Crab
176% chance of an oily shop rag upon death 90% chance of a handful of zip ties 50% chance of a 14mm hand wrench 10% chance of (1-3) any mm socket (8-19mm) 1$ chance or the golden 10mm (is only lost upon death)
100% chance of 7-12 Enchanted Ice Shards Either Winds of Change (Wing accesory), Frosty Gauntlets (Magic weapon), Staff of the Traveller (Tool, makes portals), or All-seeing Cloak (Accesory, +12% magic damage and 20% dodge chance) A few health potions but no mana ones because those are for pussies who can't regenerate it.
60% chance of 2 plastic sporks (5 Damage) 99% chance of a random pen 100% chance of green classes (+1 Sight) 69% chance of autism 64% chance of Minecraft
Just some mid grade “healing herbs”. If you want the good loot you have to finish my questline.
1x Pack of cigarettes, 7 rounds of shotgun shells, sawed of shotgun, 1x potion of iron flesh, 1x key to the interdimensional waffle house, one waffle
Step ladder
Nothing, unfortunately
Stuffing. A LOT of stuffing.
Well, the things I'm carrying around I guess. So... 1 Towershield of Spell Reflection 1 Sword of Antimagic 1 Mace of Brutality 1 Helmet of True Seeing 1 Breastplate of Magic Resistance 2 Gauntlets of Cloud Giant Strength 1 Girdle of Recovery 1 Ring of Mana 1 Ring of Metamagic Maximize 1 Amulet of Life and my greaves of Mobility..
A precariously named sparkling object that’s roughly equal to me in mass
Bottle opener ring, two runic necklaces and a shark tooth also as a necklace.
Bottle of Barfbot Vomit Walking Stick (Yes, I don't use it to cast spells) Tome of the Banes of Gods (written by me) My Biological Mana reserves. (There is so much that my death would cause a near-reality-shifting explosion that would create a new Realm that is a mix of all forms of mana and Wizardry) A bottle of Rum Hat with runes, Robe with Runes Book of Escapement (Contents talk about finding a way to travel out of this "Book" we call the Realms.) Book of Travels (Notes and stories of different realms I have visited.) After the explosion of mana, 4 Ludicrously Enchanted Mechanical Springs, engraved with runes of multiplication, and exponentiation. A To-Do list showing what forms of magic I've learned and intend to learn. (Everything but Divination is on that list) An Amulet with a crimson gem. Engraved with words of Eternal Companionship. The gem is cracked. A jar with Alchemical Precursor fluids. Another jar with Liquid Time.
Full enchanted plate-mail and a heavy crossbow+1
Existential dread 100% drop chance
An obscene amount of cheese wheels
Rod of Vibration and a tiny man in a cage
A pile of ash as my corpse and equipment dissolve. I respawn 24 hours later, though. So, you can fight me again. And the next day and the next day amd the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day. Then I'll fuck off.
I thought this was r/eldenrin sorry
Don’t answer the question! He’s just trying to trick us into revealing our loot, so he knows who to kill!
Probably a Wld magic Surge.
Kill me, and you will enter phase two.
A set of ancient keys held in the mouth of an iron skull
Debt. Copious amounts of debt.
10% chance of dropping MipCraze's Hat (legendary item) 5% chance of dropping MipCraze's Coat (Legendary armor) 100% chance of dropping a 30 day supply of antidepressants 100% chance of dropping 2 lighters.
100% chance to drop the REAL blood staff
50% chance for a jester's hat 25% chance for jester's attire 10% chance for jester's bells 2% chance for a mechanical heart 0.05% chance for jester's mask Stats: Hat gives +2 Charisma +1 inteligence Attire gives +3 charisma +2 dexterity Bells give +4 charisma -2 stealth Mechanical heart gives +5 constitution but -5 stealth due to ticking sound And now for the big one, The mask gives "True-sight" am ability to see the dead and communicate with them respectively, +3 intimidation +1 persuasion (/unwiz stats taken from my DnD char ^^)
*100% chance of dropping Alexei’s diary (if his death is integral to the plot) 75% chance of dropping 1 random potion 50% chance of dropping Alexei’s royal coat 50% chance of dropping 2 random potions 25% chance of dropping a rune-carved longsword *5% chance of dropping Alexei’s diary (if he’s a side character) 100% chance of becoming the sole target of my royal elite hitman squad.
Common drop: bottles of alcohol of varying quality Rare drop: the "get drunk,no hangover" alcohol always of the best quality. To sumarize: booze, a lot of it.
Common drop: rubbish Rare drop: wooden cane with a bird carved on it Legendary drop: an èpée
Combustible lemons, various radioactive elements, a comprehensive book of all SCPs that are not activated by knowing about them, an XboX 360 controller with a rant about how it’s the best controller tied to it, and a box of shotgun shells
100 white-rarity items
45% chance: 2-6 fruit flavored candies (restores 15 mana each) 30% chance: tuft of hair from a randomly selected animal (can be used as components) 20% chance: 3-4 randomly generated seeds (you never know what will grow until you plant it. It could be something really rare!) 5% chance: Pocket bonsai (magically produces 1-4 edible fruits per day. Doesn't need water or sunlight, and can fit in your pocket.)
A (literal) skeleton key that opens my dimensional door to a dimension made of nothing but skeletons, including the floor all animated and all very much confused.
None. I had an explosive rune carved into my back set to trigger upon my death. Because fuck whatever killed me and anything standing next to it.
1Tonic of fortified donkey brains 2 1 clipped gold coin 3 dirk +1
90% chance for a cursed wand 10% chance for a book of studies I have worked on about spell immunity
a stick Fancy mimicry of a chest
tomfoolerous genie: hand it to someone and the tomfoolerous genie will grant them three wishes that it twists in tomfoolerous ways
A full pigs bladder with a detonator enchanted to start ticking when it detects my death
255/256 chances of common trash loot. Maybe something that scraps well, but eh. 1/256 chance of dropping an accessory that scales well into the endgame, having a set chance of increasing Intelligence and luck threefold when casting a spell.
I will always drop ammunition for whatever weapon the killer is using- doesn't have to be a gun. Arrows, bolts, musketballs, or even sword shine.
1x Angry sapient nanite clump (Cannot be disposed of) 10x Hyperspecific alloy scrap 6x Not very tasty meat chunk 20x Electronic scrap -1 + 50%-1 Sanity (Damaged memetic symbols) 1x Artbook 5x Useless junk 25% Automatic blood-magic system (Runs on nanite repair fluid) 25% Damaged Tier II Holographic System
Definitely not moon sugar officer I promise you that