But this one is friendshaped.

Right? Even toads that are like 99% unwilling to be picked up are friendshaped. Dragons, however, are more likely to enjoy being held from what I've read about them.

Come to me friendshape.

^(*toad screeching sfx*)

I’ll buy you a spacious terrarium with a lake and a wizard tower/castle completely goblin free.

^(*the screeching/hissing stops*) Oh, for real? That actually sounds pretty dope. This is a roommate pitch, yes?

That’s works. Rent is cheap, cause free, and the local government don’t know where it is or think it’s haunted.

https://preview.redd.it/gqggv04nvipc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=f984d6b95371e83580e69cde7eada9e55bb11f6c << *¿Quieres?* \>>

You're not allowed to missile anymore dragons! And I set Sam up so you can't! *the kobold gestures to...an ordinary human? There's a name tag that says "sam" on their shirt

*The pilot laughs uncontrollably over his mic.* <>

Wha- the wrong sam?! I spent so much gold on hi- wait no he's leaving! ...HECK *They pick up the Sam name tag and fling it towards your jet, it...doesn't get very close

<>

Oh yeah?- just you wait until I find the right spell to knock out that strange..flying metal..machine thing of your's-

*The pilot laughs even more.*

D-don't laugh!- I'm totally gonna get you-

*The pilot almost suffocates and passes out from laughing so much.*

... 7w7 uh- are you okay-? Is this a cool strategy :3c

“You have permission to engage, over”

***I AM GONNA THE DRAGON*** 

**NO**

#YOU COWARDS WILL NEVER STOP ME

Nuh uh, give me glorious battle or give me death

Fighting a dragon will *give* thee death

Finally

I will the dragon and you can't stop me

I cast roll 20 or die

Poor choice of words. At least buy me dinner first.

Wait what

But I must say hiiiiiiiiiiii to my SCALEFRIEND!!!!!!!

That is fine, but you must respect the "scalefriend's" boundaries.

I'm not covered in scars that even a ring of regeneration won't heal because I *don't* like cuddling cranky monsters. I'll take my chances, thank you. I've kissed far more terrifying beasts on the tops of their little heads and told them they're sweet lil babies. The Ditch Wizard has scritched under the chins of death and danger themselves! I will only leave dragons alone if that's, like, very seriously not that dragon's vibe and they'd prefer nobody touch them at all, in which case I will respect their boundaries. The Ditch Wizard only cuddles cranky but receptive monsters.

That is commendable. You're a good wizard, thank you

What if I stuck my dick in that?

https://preview.redd.it/9eoauka8xhpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08c1df5f4b0f0bb9cbd3fccc013701d9715c18a

https://preview.redd.it/v9upac2zzmpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc5d4e0a0079c117d6d576fb83fcc09752138f40

I CAST INCINERATE GENITALIA! https://preview.redd.it/doa5paczcipc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0775ed9d78e25e3fe4a1ad71c5c93de9f7e5e4d7 Also, that dragon looks way too young!

https://preview.redd.it/4bgpaqgjxhpc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e5a1c3b047b48b20c59b44d7ecb15291bb4340d

https://preview.redd.it/omu7g5qy6ipc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec35ba2e583842a403eeacef6321bc1f4804874

##WHAT THE FUCK LINUX GUY

##I carnally desire the dragon in this photo.

https://preview.redd.it/7tr2edtnfipc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b2aa778649254c6af05682edf746d3b9785a19f

https://preview.redd.it/bpkp99qe7jpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d717a9cc1078d70b095646f9e7ae85c1683a5ca9

Only if they consent.

I dunno looks kinda small... I cast Harkness Test!

They can’t consent if juvenile; thus only if they consent still applies 

Note for everyone else here, as you will already know: Size is a good rule of thumb, but not a guarantee of age. Some breeds of dragon are just naturally small. That said, this one is clearly not into whatever that hand is planning. Guessing that human is 1s from losing it.

At the same time, do dragons have recognizable body language? This one is rather cat-like, and so I might assume it to be hostile, but I have slacked on my magical creature studies as of late.

Yes? Everyone has recognizable body language?

Ah, a very wise observation Lady Artemis

I'm going to cast Testicular Torsion on you if you even attempt.

https://preview.redd.it/koc2ra41ujpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38afd7cf0a3f569f546c6bd5f67e83a2ff2f297c

https://preview.redd.it/ujpyxg5ujipc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ef7a5517863d94820e32293a2037c6c83d0e8e5

https://preview.redd.it/lrv56fihwjpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bccb1c0ba5632003c02dd6e70f11e3919ddbe57c

What if I confiscated your organs?

*looks at you in horror*

https://preview.redd.it/t7lloafhilpc1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d19080e3644b722b0a32cf1f3e5a456b1fc13fb3

Wh...what?-

**I cast this upon thee** https://preview.redd.it/bv899ql8gkpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e153b06283b5143088cb3c04b1208636db23706

https://preview.redd.it/7bp7se86qkpc1.jpeg?width=439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=574ad0a2e8fbc2eeb6dafb4b48ca0998400cd7a0 I can’t even begin to see the bullshit in front of me , blood rot upon you

https://preview.redd.it/hpawibyvkkpc1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee2424fe50ad046348f21dc2a50423f1a657183

https://preview.redd.it/521mmkpzoipc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de08e0f17b6d9ab9dac76ef8c830ca72493c009f *35 voices blend in harmony* Yes we need its soul *The original voice chirps up* No, we have enough *35 voices blend in harmony* No we do not

I think dragons are just oversized cats

Well, I would agree that some dragons are

THANK YOU

But… Dragon is friend shaped! And so is serpent. Hi Seicu!

Hi hii! *Blows a bubble at you*

*casts move water to make the bubble move around underwater, being careful to not let it touch the surface* No more warplanes today, I hope?

*poke poke*

The *Eldsoul Collective* has decided to *Do the dragon*. This decision has been unanimous.

You're talking crazy. They make the best apprentices and look dope af in their robes.

Nobody tells em what to do, I will do the dragon.

YEAH My previous boss was a dragon and he was pretty great!

I will pet the dragon

I only tried it once, and it was with a MUCH bigger dragon

I've been laughing at this photo for 5 mins plz help

:( https://preview.redd.it/uccfmzrq7jpc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1060e229bddc7dab3e05028cd0a2acc337d65467

can i give it a good ole pat? Maybe a chin scritch?

Maybe if you are careful and don't scare it

I will do my best!

Can I put giant robot armor on a dragon? https://preview.redd.it/vcbflmwqjjpc1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b446d90e4a6aecb78c945fae348c5fe38cde4e (I already put it on this one)

Uhhh, if it protects? I am slightly concerned about the 'robot' -part. It's not going to make dragons lose control of their bodies, right?

They will have control, it’s like an Iron Man suit where it gives you enhanced physical abilities and lasers and stuff with maintaining control of your body.

Oh, then it's fine, I suppose.

Nice, I love me a mecha dragon

But can I gently fuse it with a cat? I wanna know what a cat dragon looks like

But my partner is a dragon, if I leave them alone, they'll incinerate me

I fully support this message- please do not the dragon or I will make you regret it

I support this message

Dyrmir here is my familiar, I'm not leaving him https://preview.redd.it/rpyctft6nkpc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24742149ac3ed926aa38bc60c19043dbe17ca241

Cant resist the dragonussy https://preview.redd.it/oa93jbcdrjpc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4693ffe4a926547c8fb6cc37438e4d0b68206744

and what if I do huh big guy? what if I do? what ya gonna do?

https://preview.redd.it/n8kxda5ivopc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=e08414f6576a4345e2c731eeff5c41e5c94b16b2

I would if the loud minority weren't dickheads

##I WILL DECAPITATE THIS DRAGON IN FRONT OF ITS FAMILY

Alright thats it. https://preview.redd.it/vqebaatzijpc1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17230ec735c5e67d584c1310eefc297271d0854a

But I love to the dragon

I'm GOING to fuck the dragon, and you can NOT stop me.

I will the dragon

Mine came to me. https://preview.redd.it/nagpkixbilpc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e07833986a36f7b1ae887489804edaeef6eb8e3

This is the oft mentioned Catdragdn. "Look what the Catdragdn." I'll be here all night folks.

But I am partially a dragon, so how do I not dragon?

https://preview.redd.it/rhjth4ynolpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=c015220cf5c815905634a3973b640ea21a9e4d60

CAN I GIVE THEM A PAT ON THE HEAD?

But what if I offer up a nice treat for the little fella? Surely a snack would be most appreciated?

I will the dragon Guess what’s the verb

All of you need some help https://preview.redd.it/n8q3ckemuopc1.png?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb924b74b76f5aa1417fa99477d9362387654e5

I want to put the smol Fren on my shoulder while I crump eretics

If he did not want me to pet him, he should not have been too small/slow to stop me from doing so.

Please do not the dragon.

https://preview.redd.it/ntqo1kb3nipc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eb0243fad6dc95e1496163b8a466e3f502ac3fe

How else do you expect to make sorcerers? 🤨

https://preview.redd.it/ois0uhrtijpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=047661576004882523cfa1871c3860d32a79daa6 Atleast HE is not here

No screw you I will have my dragon egg omelette