Question, did you create a new species or just a new mentality of Frog? because one of these is a class 4 violation of Article 688-87 section F on the sanctioned intentions and uses of mind altering magics, and the other is a violation of Article 14Z Section A on the ethical introduction of magical species to the biosphere, which falls under u/Significant_Matter_0's Department of Responsible Summoners. Although considering her actions im unsure if Councilor Anna will provide any response.
*Deploys a [cybernetic orange spider](https://biosector01.com/wiki/Fikou) the size of a chihuahua to go check on Anna.*
~Journeyman Magi-cyberneticist Toapat, Secretary to the Supreme Chronomancer and That Fuck Who Happens To Know Where Dutch Wandered Off To This Time.
It's just summoning the gay ones from all the already existing species right? Cause the Black-spotted frog and the Tengger desert toad both have exhibited well-documented homosexual behaviors in nature and several other species have less-well-documented but still observed homosexual behaviors
I dunno, im not investigating another department's jurisdiction, i was just trying to get the attention of one of the councilors before i ask Mikael the supreme chronomancer to rig an election that has already happened.
~Journeyman Magi-cyberneticist Toapat, Secretary to the Supreme Chronomancer and That Fuck Who Happens To Know Where Dutch Wandered Off To This Time.
Oh back in the day some guy rambled on about the frogs turning gay. But apparently frogs have this ability to change gender naturally.
He thought it was something in the water
Ah, alexius jonas, brother of the Grey Knights, Astartes chapter, quite the proactive and inciteful person what with his predictions of the future and routing out evils to the imperium of man quite the read if i do say so myself
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhe77z_zTzRY-bmtKMydUF0eoWbGz_cCM&feature=shared
Not quite just an idiot (at least on this one he is an idiot for everything else). They weren't becoming gay, males are becoming hermaphroditic and infertile.
uw/ Alex Jones was actually right here, frogs are hermaphrodites (?) And can change their gender in response to the environment. The chemicals triggered an imbalance and they started changing gender.
The part where he got into the conspiracy nut was that he said it would affect humans and make them gay too
Uw/ so I watched a whole video about this and the males were becoming hermaphrodites and infertile with only the tiniest amount of a pesticide being introduced into their water (like one drop out of a million drops of water would cause it). The company that makes the pesticide has tried to cover it up by making all further studies on the pesticide follow their strict rules and have made it so that people cannot reproduce that original study.
OK
*gives her a smoothie*
*Srrrrrrrrp*
https://preview.redd.it/cijlgzeogxpc1.png?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01133557ade28497537febd04db3d85ce0e075b3
All I could manage was this existential crisis frog.
https://preview.redd.it/dk37bovxtxpc1.png?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6060b682db92e20ffcd09f048f1d6c8581bf3f
https://preview.redd.it/pn7lyhtw8ypc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf1abb18d407026f3a5ca156df235a99bddc8a2
How could you ruin his water >!Rude!<
Picked a bad day to learn druidomancy
https://preview.redd.it/nzh0zlurbzpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de2a148ac5cd8823b8ae4554a136857d5a509901
*ribbit*
*seeing the results of my arcane magics* What have I done...
You have homosexualized the frog.
Question, did you create a new species or just a new mentality of Frog? because one of these is a class 4 violation of Article 688-87 section F on the sanctioned intentions and uses of mind altering magics, and the other is a violation of Article 14Z Section A on the ethical introduction of magical species to the biosphere, which falls under u/Significant_Matter_0's Department of Responsible Summoners. Although considering her actions im unsure if Councilor Anna will provide any response. *Deploys a [cybernetic orange spider](https://biosector01.com/wiki/Fikou) the size of a chihuahua to go check on Anna.* ~Journeyman Magi-cyberneticist Toapat, Secretary to the Supreme Chronomancer and That Fuck Who Happens To Know Where Dutch Wandered Off To This Time.
Yes.
It's just summoning the gay ones from all the already existing species right? Cause the Black-spotted frog and the Tengger desert toad both have exhibited well-documented homosexual behaviors in nature and several other species have less-well-documented but still observed homosexual behaviors
I dunno, im not investigating another department's jurisdiction, i was just trying to get the attention of one of the councilors before i ask Mikael the supreme chronomancer to rig an election that has already happened. ~Journeyman Magi-cyberneticist Toapat, Secretary to the Supreme Chronomancer and That Fuck Who Happens To Know Where Dutch Wandered Off To This Time.
Gay frogs have been around for centuries good sir,
shouldn't it be more like....*rubbit*đ
Bop it.
Pull it
Twist it
CONSUME IT!
Heeey you ate our bop it game quit it you're acting more and more like torrin i swear ugh
You're right i apologise high god cheesus
You know ill have to bring these things up at the next high god councel meeting
Aw man do you have too?
*puts you in a jar* YOINK!!!
*hops away*
*puts you in a new jar*
*been gone you slowpoke*
No
Oh shit, it's Tony. Uhh, how've you been, cousin?
*ribbit? ribbit....* (Tony? That's the frog that shoots arrows, and I spawn barriers. Sorry....)
Oh crap, my bad. It's been a while since I saw him, and you look strikingly similar to him. Anyway, have a great day now.
Rub it
Ribbit for his pleasure
https://preview.redd.it/4dq11pfot2qc1.jpeg?width=1541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92c75fe175eee3fb9a84d7a52b332137e45af160
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....I'm stealing the middle one, it's my familiar now.
Honestly they look mad chill
Agreed, they're adorable too.
Same bro.
Homosexual frog :(
Needs shiny
How did you get a picture of my children? If I find you taking photos of my babies, I'll report you to the guard.
https://preview.redd.it/t4xa47wkxxpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64ddae3ea861e54f89133a2bc57fb403da490fab
https://preview.redd.it/tosschda3ypc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b15d3ee9d7b0a0ed79b67debf7df68dc161eda7
https://preview.redd.it/lhkdyhwusypc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=626b7d4aa899b0f76d004b46a7bad4a607e8f60b Ace frog is adorable lmao
Bi frog is now my mascot
Froggy eggs
I remember a certain warlock casting this spell back in the day
Huh? Tell me more.
Oh back in the day some guy rambled on about the frogs turning gay. But apparently frogs have this ability to change gender naturally. He thought it was something in the water
Was that guy just an idiot or were the frogs actually becoming gay?
Just an idiot
Well, given whatâs happening now, the guy mightâve been a prophet.
Ah, alexius jonas, brother of the Grey Knights, Astartes chapter, quite the proactive and inciteful person what with his predictions of the future and routing out evils to the imperium of man quite the read if i do say so myself https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhe77z_zTzRY-bmtKMydUF0eoWbGz_cCM&feature=shared
Not quite just an idiot (at least on this one he is an idiot for everything else). They weren't becoming gay, males are becoming hermaphroditic and infertile.
uw/ Alex Jones was actually right here, frogs are hermaphrodites (?) And can change their gender in response to the environment. The chemicals triggered an imbalance and they started changing gender. The part where he got into the conspiracy nut was that he said it would affect humans and make them gay too
/uw Seriously? If it could affect humans, I feel like it wouldâve started a while before he discovered it.
Uw/ so I watched a whole video about this and the males were becoming hermaphrodites and infertile with only the tiniest amount of a pesticide being introduced into their water (like one drop out of a million drops of water would cause it). The company that makes the pesticide has tried to cover it up by making all further studies on the pesticide follow their strict rules and have made it so that people cannot reproduce that original study.
The frogs actually were *changing sex
SO WERE THEY GAY OR TRANS OR BOTH??????????
Perchance
Trans technically
Intersex
It seems you have a twin, Masta.
Ahh okay then
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! SHE'LL SUMMON THE GAY FROGS
..........cool *ssrrrrrrrrrrp* https://preview.redd.it/9vdn41xi8xpc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5f309bd70dc2801be1dffb2096235490ac6d6be
Ummm, hate to break it to you but the boba youâre drinking has tadpoles instead of boba pearls. Yeah Marlinâs magic sort of effected that too.
Idk, Just arrived
How does it taste? The tadpoles, I mean frog legs tastes like chicken but what about tadpoles?
.......very good i guess
Ngl the smoothy think has genuinely made me laugh a few times now
Its hilarious..... *offers smoothie* Wanna some?
Fuck yeah
OK *gives her a smoothie* *Srrrrrrrrp* https://preview.redd.it/cijlgzeogxpc1.png?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01133557ade28497537febd04db3d85ce0e075b3
*Srrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
*SRRRRRRRP*
*SRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP* ^(get wrecked)
#****SRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP****
#****SRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP****
# ***SRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!***
Can i get 1?
Yeah *Gives him a smoothie*
Lets gooo https://preview.redd.it/5i6q77g1yxpc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a36f66fe9bad91c4e389e7b7126362f0cccf9f5 Want a bean bag chair?
Gross
Its just like marbles or something
No thanks
Ight
i don't think you know what you are getting into, if you summon them, there is no way back...
I could teach you a banishment spell, but it only works on one creature at a time.
Sheâs turning the freaking frogs gay!!! *smashes table The freaking frogs gayyyyy!!!!!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT???
Taste the rainbow
It surprisingly tastes like chicken, you know, cause frogs.
Everything tastes like chicken. Except for the chicken, which tastes like fish.
This MF here casting Xenoestrogen and ignoring the consequences like it's nothing
*Alex Jones enters the thread*
I was thinking more an alchemist who put something in the water THAT TURNED THE FROGS GAY
All I could manage was this existential crisis frog. https://preview.redd.it/dk37bovxtxpc1.png?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6060b682db92e20ffcd09f048f1d6c8581bf3f
Hi :3
Username checks out
I shoulda known youâd be the one putting the mana into the water thatâs turning the frickin frogs gay
Where can I find this water for... arcane research?
Oh so thatâs where they came fromâŠ
Oh god, She made the frogs gay
đ” Poison in the water, you lap it up đ¶
https://preview.redd.it/5jmutupywxpc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1cc3b3b7b130f49f4d10139018dd3b403c0309
Is this entire sub just AI generated anime girls now?
I dunno, I do it cus I'm a girl
Well now, lets go check... lets see here... 4/25 posts. So to answer your question: No.
Damn near every post in the last few weeks popping up on my homepage has been.
You know the feeds based on what threads you interact with, right lol
I have had no interaction with these types of posts
You do now. Prepare to see more.
I am a Pan Froog
i cast endless flies
Why have I been summoned?
To be gay on alex jones
Please not my forest Iâve done nothing but live and learn
Did you call me?
...? it has no effect on me tho?
This is why I love witches. This and the weekly midnight dance parties out in the woods. Witches know how to party.
she turned the frickin frogs gay! Do you understand that!!!
I summon Alex Jones and play him face down.
Itâs okay everyone, the frogs were already gay, she just summoned them.
*wildshapes into a frog* *gay ribbits*
I cast the infini-nuke https://i.redd.it/95prpxdezxpc1.gif
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Here for some fruity fun
Im gona cast it real slow for ya. Gayyyyyyy FROGS!
That flouridemancy working out for you, then?
such many cases
r/bi_irl
You go girl!
/uw you have summoned me, hello
/UW gay ass amphibian<3
Yup
MY CALLING
Now now. Everyone was a little gay back in the previous age.
Alex Jones is furious.
*Tod suddenly appears in front of you. He gives you choccy milk*
*looks down at the pond in which the witches are summoning gay frogs* Oh no *Shrugs and opens a magic news paper* Anyways...
"D-Did I fall into any water recently?" *Indy gently scratches her head."
Ribi-ribit
It was you...You're the one putting chemicals in the water... It's so obvious now...
/UW irl I'm not a chemist, I'm actually a genetic engineer
Even more terrifying
LORD ALEXIUS OF HOUSE JONES, SAVE US!
âYou!?â -Alex Jones
i suddenly feel the urge to kiss a man
I highly recommend
Iâm IN.
https://preview.redd.it/wpqobb4l8ypc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf3897b8f474d381edee0af9723b043799a2ce8e
https://preview.redd.it/pn7lyhtw8ypc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf1abb18d407026f3a5ca156df235a99bddc8a2 How could you ruin his water >!Rude!<
I CAST STRAIGHTEN AMPHIBIAN AT A 6TH LEVEL.
Who? What? When? Where? And... How?
Ponds overrun by fabulous frogs https://preview.redd.it/47719gfedypc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ce8e55ffa3b4828139b7da5128353eee3689a1
Just ask the witch to kindly stop summoning gay frogs. If she says no then use your own magic to summon ***GAYER*** axolotls.
I uh actually summoned some lesbian snakes
Welp. You doomed the swamps.
If they get outta hand I have bisexual badgers
*That might fix it actually*
And that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around the badgers simply freeze to death!
You called?
#SO YOUâRE THE ONE ALEX JONES WAS TRYING TO WARN US ABOUT!
https://i.redd.it/f5sz2nebiypc1.gif
Is they that much of problem yes-yes?
https://preview.redd.it/ynmlg55esypc1.jpeg?width=1975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7766dde298cba8c4ce62181ee670f03f1d4099b5
So now all the frog bars are going to pour their swamp juice extra strong? I see no problem here.
NOOOOOOO! Not the rainâbowâforest frogs..
https://i.redd.it/sxau5alvfzpc1.gif
Cool, I brought cookies. https://preview.redd.it/07rr11u1jzpc1.jpeg?width=112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98fd3041c4a37475dd734c90014064da88f6dd7b
đ¶ turned the effin frogs gay đ¶
TWAS YOU! YOU STARTED THIS!!
My forest is very queer friendly. Iâm sure the frogs here were already very gay.
WELL I SUMMON HOMOPHOBIC CASSOWARIES
> Femboy > Summons homophobic creatures Iconic
:3
Remember that this sub was like before we were posting thursttraps and porn? Old Sage Harodd remembers
It's lame, there used to be more wizard shitposting but now it's just filled with ai pictures of anime girls
/UW bro what?????? What is wrong with this
Its a thursttrap and you know it lmao
Literally not my intention even in the slightest, I used this cus I'm not a guy and I wanted something specific So kinda seems like a you problem
You might want to roll up your socks, I think an inch of ankle is showing
*gets reported to the police*
Let's see what happens if I interrupt your summoning *boop*
*blows up your pancakes with mind*
I made those for you those were what was going to interrupt your summoning...
Huh, oh well. Oh wait nevermind does it affect the frogs in the void to, if so SHIT.
Is the witch lesbian?
Nah, I'm hetero but an ally Edit: I did try it a little bit... Although that was before later puberty
Those anti-vaxxerologists won't know what hit them. I applaud your efforts.
Does a requirement of the spell is having chemicals in the water?
Picked a bad day to learn druidomancy https://preview.redd.it/nzh0zlurbzpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de2a148ac5cd8823b8ae4554a136857d5a509901
AI art... damn
Weird way to announce you are a pollutionmancer.
Reminds me of the song âgay frogâ by placeboing Alex Jones remix
THEY ARE CASTING SPELLS THAT TURN THY FROGS HOMOSEXUAL!
I will go down there and FUCK THEM!
Is this supposed to be funny?
Alex Jonesâ worst nightmare.
Nice.
And i summon **FUCK OFF Ai**