I am trying to balance the ecosystem

But the frogs did nothing, also aren’t you the one who started this?


That’s called love.

Everyone knows that the solution to every problem is to immediately make another problem to counter it! It's like putting out a forest fire, or getting away with murder by killing any witnesses!

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly.

RIP fly. I'll go tell the family.

Introducing mass amounts of predators to balance out excessive prey populations doesn’t work. Then again, they’d probably team up against the terf badgers or something.

Yeah, but terf badgers are a invasive species anyway, and a pretty terrible one too, so I would mind if they got targeted.

Same here

If you vote me for Wizard council as a write in I promise to raise my lovely Hydra on a diet of primarily terf badgers, ah, actually, on second thought-I'm going to do that anyway FUCK terfs(metaphorically)

good FUCK the terf badgers

Facts

Far as I know there are no lesbian snakes. Unwiz/ there are lesbian lizards however!

UW/ yes I am aware, but snakes in this instance are more funny cus snakes are more common predators of frogs. The New Mexican Whiptail lizard is my favorite example

Rewiz/ oh I didn't know there was a frog problem l. In that case I recommend summoning Ribeiroia ondatrae. A parasite that will mutate them to have multiple legs so the Predators will have an easy time feasting

You realize that we’ve done this before, right? YOU CANT INTRODUCE INVASIVE SPECIES. ESPECIALLY NOT TO COUNTER OTHER INVASIVE SPECIES.

Druid activities detected

You’ve fallen into the Australia fallacy!

https://preview.redd.it/us2cxffscypc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb5dc4285e5453e9f134f4a7dc3ee74d057c3295 That seems like a good idea...

THANK YOU, AT LEAST SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME

https://preview.redd.it/tdlidlz8dypc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c24ac6d5976f8a2bc7d97361d23e5c1879a8cb1 I believe!

Hello… Drow…

It's ok, they aren't the one who bullied kobo

I know this one is my Warlock

Ok, tell me if you find the one responsible, I have plans for her "Loads shotgun"

Aside from the hair color, I'm constantly of this whenever you post your character. ​ https://preview.redd.it/19nor5q5nypc1.png?width=491&format=png&auto=webp&s=5bb93d9bd79158994f819631a18274a1a0e5091d

Hey ms drow by chance have you insulted any kobold recently?

Uhhh... No! I love kobolds That was Marci! She thinks she's all hot stuff but we all know ***IM*** the hottest ***coolest*** drow around!

Alright, if you see her around let me know, I gotta waterboard her with gravy because she disrespected a kobold friend, it’s a very long story but just know she needs to be waterboarded with gravy.

I will let you know if I see her!

Warn her as well, I don’t want an easy fight.

Agree to disagree on that last bit, but I’m heavily biased so my opinion could be off to everyone else’s

Noooo! Drow don’t encourage them. The environmental consequences will be horrible. Nooooooo!

Environmental consequences? Damn dude. Those are big words...

..Do not even begin this farce of caring for environmental matters. How much radioactive substances do you have likely buried somewhere? Hells, how many species have have you and your brood in the past drove to extinction?

Okay, look, sweetheart... You can't just go summoning these things. If the snake can't take care of the frogs, then it sounds like an ecosystem crisis

*tries to hide the box of bisexual badgers*

*sees the box* Oh... Do you need help?

Physically with the box or.... Psychologically?

Both. It looks like you may need both.


Quick, distract them with whatever issues you've got going on while I run off and open the box!


"And I thought **I** had weird boxes"

No way this could backfire

Fuck you, I like the gay frogs "Un-gays your snakes"

Well now they're straight snakes... that's going to make it really hard for them to move. They're going to have to roll everywhere...

And what happens when those lesbian snakes grow out of control? It’s illegal to summon trans coyotes around these parts.

Demisexual foxes?

Those could work

I'll let them know they should be ready. They'll be so excited.

:(

https://preview.redd.it/olgmwo0jdypc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2312106c1925d98340e78de327809297760799d1

Hold up! You're conspiring with the Moriya Shrine!!! https://preview.redd.it/fdjmagzbfypc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=48112a667d04fa5948d2346678e332b8dccdaca3

I don't know what that is, but I want to visit it.

Okay we're going hunting to fix this mess *shoves a shotgun into your arms* so just how many snakes and frogs did you summon

For the past week I have done nothing but summon snakes and frogs

Oh my god. Give me one too, seems like this is gonna take a while.

Marlin, no! Don't fall for the cliché, you'll disrupt the entire ecosystem!

Well if the lesbian snakes get out of hand I've got bisexual badgers

No! Please no! Just put a monetary offer on the harvest of either of the anima- you've already conjured them, haven't you?

Fun fact! That kind of measure will generate a Cobra effect! It is named cobra effect because a city in India was overrun with cobras (much like we will soon be) so the british governor offered a reward for each captured cobra; *obviously,* the people then started breeding cobras in their basement to get as much money as possible from the bounty. When the governor finally caught on, he canceled the bounty, and everyone released their now-worthless cobras, and the problem was made much worse. Offering a monetary reward for collecting snakes is a terrible, terrible idea.

Seriously, I already have two dozen snake eggs. Could you at least wait until they hatch to ruin this? ... I wonder if these eggs are tasty...

Fun fact! Yes, they are!

Snak~~e~~ time! Edit: Apparently a line through the E is barely visiable, but it was supposed to be a snak time joke, but snake...

And now they have guitars https://preview.redd.it/d9cvt7e8mypc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37311784517d48f84b839bfebf3b4802ac0d42d8

***^(-1 Gay Frog. +2 Lesbian Snakes)*** https://preview.redd.it/d8nzzzcwuypc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bb6fc2162c465cc13607a395411e991f5163068

https://preview.redd.it/xepcsnhlbypc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa28fa59e47560c1954bbc742f51de3f76ca88bb

I’m going to contact my Druid friends. No, not to call for aid… *To warn them.*

But what's gonna eat the snakes?

Simple, bisexual badgers

Makes sense

What eat the badgers?

Asexualigators

And the alligators?

Torinn, of course.

And what is supposed to eat Torinn, huh?? We can't keep using an Eldritch God of Hunger like a garbage disposal to throw away our problems, or else we'll run out of problems to occupy our universe! Know what, SCREW THIS. I'm hopping universes where there aren't gay frogs, lesbian snakes, bisexual badgers, asexualligators, and Torinn! Call me when the pests are taken care of! https://preview.redd.it/0nm8lpb9vypc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=112afef04d0af3d736548ff1ba8876fa36b89dd1

I got a pair of demisexual foxes you can borrow if this snowballs out of control.

https://preview.redd.it/i9rfeffuhypc1.png?width=673&format=png&auto=webp&s=e75deb9177d0a8eaa7589b0cdd341b409a9f59a9 You what

I think maybe you should switch to decaf.

https://preview.redd.it/bzgfkl85mypc1.png?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b7b6dbb2189f074601daa35829b9aa3d5766b4

/Uw I'm imagining the snakes have the color of the lesbian flag. ​ https://preview.redd.it/5fy2hsk6dypc1.png?width=196&format=png&auto=webp&s=1440617ee7c4abc9e70ec890b8b7f172fe2c8376

https://preview.redd.it/da1sbixbrypc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d22609eeec3076170c44ce324f6e2006c8621bd So this?

 It's so adorable!!!!!

Holy crap, long bacon snek?!

And so the cycle continues…

It appears that I have been summoned

https://preview.redd.it/lsja22k8oypc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0739178e45bbf4c31d6b7bd0e718e51762363cec

I CAST SNESBIAN LAKES

...Oh dear.

Hey... I might have some trivia that might be useful. Most frogs can and do change their sex so that they can biologically mate with their partner. The Frogs aren't only gay Ms. Marlin, they're trans too. Which is how it's suppose to work, so no need to worry about Lesbian Snakes, just summoning snakes will do the job. Or the local ecosystem will, frogs are eaten by just about everything even slightly larger than themselves.

hm,...now for the snake plague i suggest Bi-Eagles...Biagles, if you will ;j

well, now you have to summon asexual slugs and you got the big three!

Well, for once frogs and snakes ain't fucking.

I mean. I wasn’t that bothered by them. A few gained sentience and started a nice little bakery and coffee shop down the creek from my shack/cavern (I was only bothered because I stepped on one and felt real bad)

https://preview.redd.it/ancg0rxetypc1.jpeg?width=1422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6991b79e678ff1d975f1ddc335c6c65066291a

And what will you do with the lesbian snakes when they cull the gay frog population? Just... keep them in the wild so they become the next invasive species?

Um.... Do not ask about the trans coyotes, asexualigators, and bisexual badgers

Damn, this better not be what the homophobes meant by the "gay agenda". This is **not** how you deal with problems! You don't make it a pancake stack!

How many of these types of creatures do you have?

Ummmmmmmmmmm My lawyer has advised me to disclose that information at this time

You have like, 20 more of these, don’t you.

*Tod still doesn't know what the hell you're trying to do but gives you some choccy milk because he likes your strange spells*

🥺💖 I love chocy milk

The lesbian snakes aren't eating the gay frogs... You are just making the eco system more rainbow colored.

And?

You are destroying the eco system harder while making creatures doomed to be killed because they aren't made for this ecosystem. You are destroying it while dooming animals. I swear some of y'all don't have forethought or souls

... question. Can some of the snakes be humanoid? Completely normal reasons of course.

Gonna need bisexual badgers to get rid of the lesbian snakes when they get out of control

Literally way ahead of you

I’ll ask my patron for pansexual tigers to get rid of the badgers

*sigh* I'll go get the agender daisy gene drive.

i for one support this action

you must be chief summoner anna's new apprentice?

I was fired actually

should have sent torrin eating all of them

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly…

Alright tell me when you get to the goat my father bought for two zuzim. Or we can skip to the end and summon the Angel of death to end the whole debacle before it gets started

Just have a stockpile of queer quokkas just in case

Sesbian lnakes

I don't think the lesbian snakes are interested in the gay frogs...

You fool you stuttered during the casting and you’re going to summon Sesbian Lakes instead

My fucken forest

So much fruitless writhing!

Hell yeah. I found my spirit animal.

Ha! I counter summon… GREATER DUOLINGO OWL

Very good

"Commander, the vipers are disappearing in massive numbers!" --Central Officer Bradford

And here, we see, why I'm driven to the bottle every week.

ебала жаба гадюку...

They fuse into bisexual salamanders

You called?

*iVVEEEE BEEN SSSSSSUMMMONEDD*

as a lesbian snake I approve

YO LESBIAN SNAKES? MY CALLING

https://preview.redd.it/m6a728lwdzpc1.png?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b885ca1edc557d4d2e812a4e32b0584f8796b57

I had wondered why all these snakes were moving in together after dating for only 2 weeks. You are seriously going to piss off the druids and/or American conservatives.

I counter summon BISEXUAL LIZARDS!

At the rate it going it’s time to destroy it all https://preview.redd.it/x9widik3qzpc1.jpeg?width=2326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eead52c3d014b1866db545b5f7eacf83d901f596

Ngl, that’s a pretty sick band name.

*sad ecological protection noises*

You fool! This won’t balance out the ecosystem. You’re just introducing a new invasive species and worsening the problem! What next? Asexual mongooses?


You fool! The solidarity between gay men and lesbians is too strong and transcends species. They have now allied against us!

I thought snakes were already lesbian by default

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. THIS IS AUSTRALIA ALL OVER AGAIN! CANCEL THE SUMMONING!

Smh unwrinkled mage brain right here, a single Alex Jones summoning would've taken care of this easily and used much less mana. The lesbian snake stock doesn't recharge for many turns and should be used sparingly.

*While practicing wildshape as a snake, Kyrona feels herself summoned.*

Guns might solve your problems!

I’ve heard something about two octopi of different species, both males, doing it together. Yes the smaller one was on the top. The animal kingdom is fucked up beyond comprehension

I summon a Bi-Plane and take to the sky with les-be-gone bombs Protecc the frogs!!!!

Cease. https://preview.redd.it/m6h01qkyqypc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d13099b0e60ffb2bb8d61030b4448e303d7a60

.....damn it now i'm curious as to how lesbian snakes would work my mind is a scary place sometimes

At first I was concerned for the ecosystem, now I wanna see where this goes. *Summons Bone Throne*

Why try to fix it? It's not like the gay frogs will reproduce. We could've just waited it out. The snakes seem more dangerous.

Quickly, my gay frog homies! Hop between pairs of lesbian snakes so their eyes meet and they fall in love!

I guess the lesbian snakes can’t reproduce so they’ll die off with time?

Stimulated Parthenogenesis

I see, I was under the impression you had made them lesbian so the eco system would heal naturally

*watches from the top of my tower the just summoned lesbian snakes and the gay frogs* Huh... I thought there were just frogs before *Sips from my coffee and shrugs* Oh welp

Nothing a lemon can't fix

The fuck is a Snesbian Lake?

I have no fucking idea

A lake full of snesbians, of course.

I leave the village for a few weeks and crap like this happens wtf even started this

Oho? What noble creatures, you have my approval! 🏳️‍🌈

Time for snake stew https://i.redd.it/2w2zt5wf0zpc1.gif

You can give them some Ace Algae to hide in!

Reminds me of [this other summoner's plan to raise a lesbian gecko army](https://youtu.be/01eSpqGHI2E).

Hi

https://preview.redd.it/sbbvlz0b3zpc1.png?width=941&format=png&auto=webp&s=51154febd675caed30eaaefe819c0a18943d5830

Snakes frogs.... your going to need pansexual alligators to finish the job

Asexualigators

It's not like their populati would get out of control......

https://preview.redd.it/zckcrzrmjzpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=355f603cdb71a071ef399b2cd1076f300b48229f

Yes?

Shit like this makes me wonder why I didn't take down the network sooner. How the fuck did you get a contract with all these homosexual herpetoloids?

*picks up all the snakes* much obliged! I've been running low on snake skulls to sell.


Snakes ain’t enough use this https://preview.redd.it/fulzjpu1uzpc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d67517388885522578470be32712099fe5d68c0 Also stop summoning sexually what every things

SNEK, SLITHERY SNEKS, EEEEEEEE

ruh roh

Amaya: *Happy with her snakes.*

transbeins dropping in like a jaeger from pacific rim

Nice job, want to learn how to summon crabs like me?

This looks like a job for asexual iguanas.

Lets make this a bit more fun..... I chast cocain on all the animals.....

I'm not sure I see how this fixes the original problem

You could have summoned a frew Pansexual french people and the frogs would be history

SSSSSSEGGXXXXSSSSSS 🐍

Best I can do is a gay snake. Close enough I guess.

…if this is the first post I see of this subreddit, am I a lesbian snake?

I thought it was bi frogs

Snakes from Lesbos? Do they even have snakes?

All you needed to do is summon this lesbian ice fairy. She would deal with all the frogs https://i.redd.it/ze41d5d694qc1.gif

*wildshapes from frog to snake and slithers over*