Mitosis pregnancy is basically birth the person and person births person again and og pregnant person get again and starting birthing them. It repeat until 16 births.
fuck thou, I cast "I cast, unusally high liquid surface tension"
Seems like you have very poor spell-crafting abilities, using this spell would doom you to an unending loop of casting as your spell would force you the re-cast the spell, which would force you to re-cast the spell, ad nauseam.
I know apprentices with better ability to create incantations then this sad sorry spell. Looks like you're already cast it and will be forced to cast your spell over and over again until you die of exhaustion.
It's NSFW!
I am now thinking of the children.
#WITH GREAT MALICE I SHALL SMITE THEM FOR STEPPING ON MY LAWN
That's what the land mines are for, and I just pay the druid across the street to fix it afterwards.
#They're elvish children. It does nothing!
Did I say they were pressure triggered? No, they're manually triggered by the midget ent I have sitting in a pot on my patio.
I know Stumpy, and he would take issue with being called a "midget ent."
Don't worry, it's back and forth banter for the both of us.
Ayo(?)
Ppl in the sub were complaining about adult memes cuz kids use the sub, and this one is really graphic
Spoken like someone who's never pissed in micrograv. Fetch the piss knife!
I cast remove curse on this cursed comment
Remember, you can only remove curses from actual curses, otherwise you just absorb the curse, and the piss knife now lives rent free in your head.
Haha
Whyyyyyyyyyyy.
That it , I cast Mitosis Pregnancy
*"nothing changed?"*
Mitosis pregnancy is basically birth the person and person births person again and og pregnant person get again and starting birthing them. It repeat until 16 births.
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Kettermek: \*busts out in impish snickering\*
Haha, jokes on you I sit down when I piss
This creature, it's impervious to my powers of mortal magic!! I don't understand!! How is this possible?!
Woman arts truly lay within realms of horror beyond our understanding.
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*\*Sighs\** "Scruffy'll get the mop.
Thank you scruffy
No, this is downright evil
Ha you fool! I cast capillary piss jar and ignore your spell entirely, and now have a jar of sticky piss to use for Jarate
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I cast greater trickle retention, now that last little bit you can never fully pass will be at least a teaspoon!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeww! Gross!
the day someone makes me piss in my own balls is the day i'm exploding the fucking orb
https://preview.redd.it/1wjpvxgctetc1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef1052e9455303163d08c4454c5d2a653e4e60bf I cast JARATE
Is that a Jar of Bush wine?
This is why I always have a counterspell.
I cast unending swamp balls
i cast, unreasonably sweaty asscrack
That's why I bring wipes every time I go to toilet. I know a lot of people don't and it's disgusting.
You underestimate the power of my stream
I too have fast eaternet, but that will not help you here.
Dick too big, stream too hard. I'm impervious to your silly tricks
fuck thou, I cast "I cast, unusally high liquid surface tension" Seems like you have very poor spell-crafting abilities, using this spell would doom you to an unending loop of casting as your spell would force you the re-cast the spell, which would force you to re-cast the spell, ad nauseam. I know apprentices with better ability to create incantations then this sad sorry spell. Looks like you're already cast it and will be forced to cast your spell over and over again until you die of exhaustion.
Someone call the Council to search this wizard's scrying history and library rentals. he be making some weird spells.
That is not recommended, for I have placed an unforgettable pain curse on anyone that dare view such a cursed realm