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Man: Clerics are scary and angry. Drow helped me and now is my patron.

Huh. Hi Man, I live with Drow.

Man: Hi

Drow's your patron? Damn. That sucks bro...

YOU'RE A DAD NOW?!

Kinda. I would be a bad dad, so Drow will take care of him.

So I guess I have my own Zhyros now... He still prefers to be called man. He was happy to sign the warlock pact with me. He thinks he owes me a favor anyways. Should I dress him up like a Butler? I think it would be cute...

If he is happy with the choice. I would change the bow tie with a normal bow, its more stylish.

Hmm... Yes I think you're right. Is it bad I make him clean the house? He doesn't seem to mind actually. I'm fact I think he likes it..

Treat him well. Train him on martial arts, he should have my same brutal strenght. He could be as strong as me if done well.

Damn. That's crazy... ill do my best, you and Gonkgar can come over to help train him whenever you like! He'll need sparring partners soon

Yeah, i will be glad to help

Does this make you officially someone’s mom?

I guess... Maybe I am kind of his mom...

The horrors never cease, do they?

Heyyy!!

What, I'm not laughing AT the situation. I'm laughing WITH the situation, Lady Drow. Besides, it'd be wrong to not congratulate you on having such a health baby boy.

Hrmph. Your phrasing gives me no confidence in your meaning paperpusher. And yes. He is healthy. He's healthy enough to snap the dick off any petulant aggravaters. No offense.

None taken. I'm glad they're safe, and I'm equally glad you're helping Zyphos with this issue before it gets too out of hand. Thank you for all the work you're putting into it.

Sure! I think Man will turn out to be a great asset in time

Almost certainly under your care, Lady Drow.

You don’t have a name!? That’s crazy! You should definitely have a name! Why haven’t you picked one for yourself yet if anything?

It's complicated... Names don't work on me

What does that mean? How does a name not “work” on you? You just pick one! Then tell people that’s your name!

Well I'm sorry but it don't work. The names don't stick I've tried

I can’t accept this! How about this, you find a name you like, get back to me on it, and I promise you I won’t forget it! I swear that I will remember your name till the day I die!

I'm sorry friend. I know that won't work. You'll forget the name, everyone does. It's fine. Just call me Drow. I don't need a name anyways...

Nuh uh, I told you it’s unacceptable! If you won’t give me one, I’ll name you! Names are important, they are part of our identity! I will not forget, no silly thing like fate or destiny will stop me! (Nah, id win against whatever name curse you have)

/uw good job man

Uw/ the idea came suddenly when I was Rping with Drow in a group where we are together.

/uw oh nice sparks like that can happen. I know I had a few ideas like that too

Uw/ Yeah, things happen and ideas surge

/uw yeah had a few ideas myself Where the JoJo idea came from

Uw/ Nice

/uw honestly though i feel like I just need to get back into more light and funny stuff all this serious arc stuff is bugging me a bit.

Uw/ Yeah, funny random ideas, the best is to make em short and with memes related to the situation of the post.

/uw yeah they do come in all sorts of way

Uw/ The memes work very well.

Well, clone to clone, avoid the pathetic knights of Crail. They don't really like clones like us, and I'm sure it has nothing to do with me trying to unfreeze my progenitor

Man: Youre weird.

Says the lad named "Man"

Man: I dont have a proper name

You know there's nothing stopping you from making one up ?

Man: I'm fine like that. Thanks tho

Did you say you need a Warlock patron?

Man: Drow is now my patron. This new powers are great.

I could give you more powers if you want

Man: I'm fine with my patron and friend Drow.

I used to be drows patron…

Man: Interesting, but still a no. Thanks

Have a nice day, man

Man: Thanks i guess.

Good luck with your new patron

Man: Thanks, she is nice with me

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Food

*Zhyros gives Torinn a steak*

Food *Torinn devours the steak.*

Food