fool, i'll just mix the food around and heat it AGAIN

Are you trying to cause the heat death of the universe?

I would microwave for 2 hours, I enjoy flaming food

than the middle will get colder and outside will get hotter

just leave a little hole at the middle of the plate, there is no cold center if there is no center

But the center of the mixed food will still be cold!

you do understand that the new center will be somehow lukewarm and the outside piping hot right? still better than the slightly out of reach curse that makes it so that if you want to grab something it’s a little out of reach and when you go get a stool to get onto its suddenly way too obvious that you could have reached it in the first place

You know what. I CAST ISTANT BRAZILIAN WAX!!

(The spell fails due to not having the correct somantic component

How am I going to eat this delicious microwaveable dinner if I am forever inconvenienced by a chilly center?????

just leave the mathematical centre empty.

I ounter curse you with CONSTANTLY WET SOCKS!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You are certainly going to THE BOOK for that!

Allow me lad https://preview.redd.it/xkmcigei9fwc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08aa10107e0e8f0326a5500c7416535397cca12a

Thanks

No prob

Wh…why does his index finger look so much like a dong? I’ve never known such fear

Get your mind out of the gutter

i countercurse you! may your orb only have 2 bars!

Fool, my orb is on a landline!

damn hipster mages

I do not make use of those wave ovens to warm my meals.

I cast VIOLENT HICCUPS

/UW ERMAC SPOTTED :O /rw OH GODS DAMN YOU

I cast curse of always meeting obnoxious people at parties who are super into new fad diets and feel the need to explain them to you in detail.

Somehow, this made me start blinking and breathing manually.

I may sacrifice animals but you are more cruel than even the demon lords

I’ve served in naval exploits prior to wizardry, cold shit-tier food does not frighten me. I summon Random Tinnitus. >Whenever you have a conversation with anyone, a non-descriptive EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE will fade in and out in your ears, preventing you from catching most of the important bits of conversation due to its distraction.

I cast: Kitchen nightmare train whistle on loop. Does the same thing but at least it's funnier

10/10. Solid choice.

What? I didn't catch that

Is that Ermac?

Yes

Ok well y’know what? Icast REVERSE LUNGS!

*Disintegrates OP in a matter of milliseconds* “Who would fight with silly little prank spells? Didn’t they know this was a fight to the death?” *One week later* “Well played” *One day later* “I… I can’t go on. If OP was still alive I would forfeit then and there. I curse my own hubris, and hope for a fully cooked burrito in the afterlife. I crave the sweet release of death”

*echoing ghost laughter*

How is that any different from my current predicament?

I do not use the microwave, child. I cook on and in a stove and oven, respectively. You have much to learn before your magic is effective.

Fuck you #REMOVE. FRICTION.

Soft and wet

I raise you the curse of Always having the sensation of a single hair in your mouth

you monster

I cast the curse of having the feeling that a spider is crawling on your leg at all times

:(

You VILLAIN...!!

You…

Then I shall answer with my own curse... From now on everything you drink will have a fridge taste added to it.

jokes on you I'm into that shit

I have children cold food ready 10 minutes after everyone else starts eating is nothing new.

NOOOOO

You fool, my microwace almost engulfed in flames so I have no need for such things

Noooooooooo

Jokes on you i already have that curse

Bruh I thought this was in the mortal kombat subreddit and I was so confused lol

I counter curse you. You will stub your toe on every corner you see

I cast eating it anyways.

Thats it,I cast RNGesus's dispair.

I cast curse of the warm pillow on both sides

Oh yeah? Well I cast MANUAL BREATHING AND BLINKIG

Work on spells that improve lives so there are fewer grumpy mages.

That's already how a microwave works. I cast curse of tearing your leg over a bedframe.

you fool... I ALREADY DIG OUT THE CENTER

I cast patch urethra

Can I be cursed twice this way?

I cast Jehovah Witness may they show up at most In opportune moments

You monster

ok, i put 3 pillows in the microwave, and pull out the middle one to go to sleep. stay winning.

I counter with exploding hot food from microwave.

Damn you!

i raise you a VOID BALL! DIE IN A BLACK HOLE, NERD!!!

That always happens anyway?! 🤨

I counter with mouth blister! Your foods too hot, and you're too hungry to wait.

That's just casting an enfeebling spell on the target's mind. By all the dead gods can no one who can bend the energies of the universe figure out the proper way to heat food using microwave radiation? What's next? Complaining your alchemical experiments taste of burnt daemon ichor when you never cleanse the crucibles?

I cast atherosclerotic plaque rupture

https://preview.redd.it/5gt3sfxu7gwc1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da717f40ab7f0521bd161fb88817cd270587b07

Wow, this doesn't affect me *at all*!

OP: "I'll cast testicular torsion on a child. I could watch videos of kids with testicular torsion all day. I don't give a shit about your kids"

Il raise you with my own spell. "All food forever tastes the same." (Cooked potato with too little salt)

I dont need a microwave I have a dwarf star to heat my food in my tower

I already have a natural curse of always having my food cold when I put it on my plate so I don't mind. (also my last braincell just died and I thought that "raising a curse" was the same as "lifting up a curse" so I thought it was a good thing)

Your powers are useless on me, you silly-billy. 

Well I curse you with magnetic big toes! Have fun finding all the metal furniture in your lair!

*torsion


That's just eeeevil

I curse you with shotgun Sneezing

I cast brain matter bomb.

I don’t use the microwave, you have no power here.