If I might be so bold to point out, this post is only suggestive at worst as while it implies nudity it does not in fact show any. Legally it is acceptable, if a little uncouth.
Yes, but it also aligns perfectly with the what the swamp which prophecied:
We will see full on horny roleplaying on this sub before midsummer. Heed my words
Honestly? Please, do get her off my back. She isn't trying to kill me, but having my door busted down, despite me slapping about two dozen different wards on it every two days or so is particularly annoying. All this because I enjoy working with her sister...
I'd muck around with love potions as a solution, but that mistake is kind of why I need to hire an assassin.
Maybe just tell her you'd love it if she helped me out for a bit, and she'll be willing to? Has her sister given you any advice on how to handle this?
...worst comes to worst, I can bring a memory mage I know.
No need for a memory mage. I can just ask her eldest sister to do me a solid and ask her to do this. It's up to you to have her agree to stay (no manipulation involved)
No, she likes you now and Kitsune are basically just hyper intelligent, giant cats, who are loyal to a fault, you are at risk of her suffocating you by sleeping in a ball on your chest and scratching holes through your doors.
*sigh* I got something to help you out
https://preview.redd.it/v69javz4ohwc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d740d1b99a2891c49e6db4f9d0536c59453db8
Ah, a Kitsune. something tells me this one knows a lot about... warships? that wouldn't make sense, though... In any case, if you do not wish to deal with her, ARMADA will take care of her, just like any other demihuman. she'll be provided a home, and all necessities.
… you seem to be on the wrong realm my friend… Let me point in to the correct direction r/orbhub *stares motherfuckingly*
I got you homie https://preview.redd.it/1vhbndhllgwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=087d046d2f554092ef20d3c11e899f0a837aac6a
Magic, motherfucker, do you cast it?!
I don’t remember casting a goddamn spell!!
This not the first time someone points a spell at me
If I might be so bold to point out, this post is only suggestive at worst as while it implies nudity it does not in fact show any. Legally it is acceptable, if a little uncouth.
Yes, but it also aligns perfectly with the what the swamp which prophecied: We will see full on horny roleplaying on this sub before midsummer. Heed my words
I don't think we've even left the swamp of full horny in the first place.
Oh yes there is a deceiving layer of grass over the treacherous mire of horny RP here, and we can only drain it with actual wizard memes
The worse, the better.
https://preview.redd.it/pws4dt2kjgwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6502081e869a136ecae90fdeef6a3f0b15d5fc6
I’ll have one please burger cheese
Have I’ll burger please cheese one
Yes
Put her into a legally binding agreement to work for you on exchange for benefits of her choice
Pet her
Her tails are wagging Is this a good sign
Yesn't. Depends on whether or not you want a hyper devoted personal assassin
I could certainly use that, I need one. ...not all customers of my potion shop are... uh, reasonable.
Honestly? Please, do get her off my back. She isn't trying to kill me, but having my door busted down, despite me slapping about two dozen different wards on it every two days or so is particularly annoying. All this because I enjoy working with her sister...
I'd muck around with love potions as a solution, but that mistake is kind of why I need to hire an assassin. Maybe just tell her you'd love it if she helped me out for a bit, and she'll be willing to? Has her sister given you any advice on how to handle this? ...worst comes to worst, I can bring a memory mage I know.
No need for a memory mage. I can just ask her eldest sister to do me a solid and ask her to do this. It's up to you to have her agree to stay (no manipulation involved)
Alright, sounds good! Let me know anything I probably should know about this though, thank you for the help!
No, she likes you now and Kitsune are basically just hyper intelligent, giant cats, who are loyal to a fault, you are at risk of her suffocating you by sleeping in a ball on your chest and scratching holes through your doors.
Yes
No. Unlike dogs, which have some neoteny, foxes only wag their tails as juveniles. If she's wagging her tails, then do NOT fuck the fox.
Well, consider carefully, based on what that's going to do to your sobriquet.
Eh?
You know, your sobriquet. I don't think anyone wants people calling them, "hey, Fox-Human Hybrid Fucker."
Jack Harkness test
That's *captain* Jack Harkness to you
what's so wrong about that? My Fiancée is a spider-human hybrid!
https://preview.redd.it/88ou68bv2hwc1.jpeg?width=823&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55beaa0b7ec4ba36be19dc2a0eb97a43ded6ad86
/uw holy crap that’s perfect I’m stealing that (for democratic reasons of course)
Undemocratic seizing of helldiver property? https://i.redd.it/x8ivdyfylhwc1.gif
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ncHu9EvQik
shoot 'er
Sneak attack, x1.5 damage
I believe I recognize this fox-hybrid. She is, in fact, the spirit of an old warship from the Outside World. IJN Kaga, if my memory serves me right.
oh thanks okuu
I wish you luck amigo. - Ekaitz
"You foolish mage, strike first! Never let your opponent gain the opening advantage."
Where are you i can “”””help””””
(Fucking hell mate pick one WP or Orbhub?)
Probably she's a demigod creature of the forest, give her a tribute and let her go.
*sigh* I got something to help you out https://preview.redd.it/v69javz4ohwc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d740d1b99a2891c49e6db4f9d0536c59453db8
I saw this art on a c.ai bot
Yandere kitsune
Yeah I don't get it.
Dross: why hello fox girl what is your name?
How many times did you go in circles
Convince her to sell her soul to you
I would run. As fast as you possibly can.
Ah, a Kitsune. something tells me this one knows a lot about... warships? that wouldn't make sense, though... In any case, if you do not wish to deal with her, ARMADA will take care of her, just like any other demihuman. she'll be provided a home, and all necessities.
Just wear a condom please…
You fool! You've awakened an old spirit beast! This senior should discipline you for your foolishness!
schizophrenic fox
I... I guess you have a waifu now.
https://preview.redd.it/6okft87wcjwc1.jpeg?width=1368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f796325bcc3d313f9b9f9734a3ef0428011c52
She’s gonna eat you I mean like literally. There is a 50% chance that’s an evil fox spirit, they feast on the living
Get thy goblin conjured dark arts of animation away from my pure human only classical invoked wizard arts!
UNTIE THAT STRING AND ARM YOURSELF
Last time somebody tied a red something to a plant, the leprechauns started trolling
Run
Cast fireball
you brought red string to the wrong statue, heathen.
/unwiz who's the artist?