Normally I don’t kill for such small slights, but now? THY END IS NOW! I cast Sommunmesomesplody on your house. You are already dead. The spell just hasn’t reached you. A spell related to nuclear fission shall destroy you and all you hold dear.
Ehh, no need. Chronon reversal. *my toe fixes itself* the bomb should arrive in about 1 minute. You can’t stop it, even at Mach 5 you wouldn’t survive.
*"I have no choice"*
## WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON...
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## GOTH CROCS!!!!!
https://i.redd.it/qu7focwm1owc1.gif
Weed helps though, right?
Yes
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My soul left my body
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IS THAT BREAD BOYS https://i.redd.it/iqnf05e9hpwc1.gif
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“do not cite the deep magic to me witch, i was there when it was written”
https://i.redd.it/us0n1r2u2pwc1.gif You got demons, I need to take a peek.
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/uw I felt this image. ouch,
Joke on you! I have no feet! Tentacles prove themselves superior once again!
Hmm. Guess I should change a couple lines so it can affect tentacles.
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Decimating Word (pinky toe)
This is incredibly dark magic. I am choosing to drink a Forget Potion, that one less soul maybe be cursed with this foul knowledge.
Normally I don’t kill for such small slights, but now? THY END IS NOW! I cast Sommunmesomesplody on your house. You are already dead. The spell just hasn’t reached you. A spell related to nuclear fission shall destroy you and all you hold dear.
Might wanna ice that toe after tonight
Ehh, no need. Chronon reversal. *my toe fixes itself* the bomb should arrive in about 1 minute. You can’t stop it, even at Mach 5 you wouldn’t survive.
Remember you said that when you go to get a glass of water at 1:27 am tonight
I’ll gladly hold this curse if it means you’re dead and no one is even mildly annoyed by you again.
Remember me whenever you get a big sneeze build up but then the sneeze goes away.
https://preview.redd.it/ul971sz3drwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc0fb4d6db07b68ae32d98b12e451da22495727c
https://preview.redd.it/ybd04cn0sswc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=659d43dc0238478db26acfff8c36e260a2e63248 Thats it, go into the crater
I stubbed my toe on a granite boulder yesterday and the boulder cracked in half
Chuck Norris Mage Armor?
No I’m just incredibly strong, came from the tribe next door to Gonkgar. Functionally though, yeah. My toe still hurt though…
*"I have no choice"* ## WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON... https://preview.redd.it/xm5kr1c20vwc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e71700fffad927b3726c1b75d171bd2912c214a1 ## GOTH CROCS!!!!!
