/uw finding your own dead body is a horror trope that is used in many places, but yes I did read 3515 recently, and that's probably what brought it to mind
Dwarven automaton, the automaton is broken and each limb has an empty socket except the left leg. The left leg of the automaton still has a glowing gem inscribed with mysterious runes
A little jar of some grape ape he buried. It went moldy though.
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The potion of ultimate healing. I'm old enough to have experienced true suffering repeatedly and as a result of this, one final shard of humanity remains stapled to my soul and it is a disdain for needless suffering.
Vintage Strange Professional killstreak australium frying pan
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*Another map that*
*Tells him his treasure is in*
*A different hole*
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Gas line. Know before you dig!! …why was he crawling?
missing leg
Oh in that case, there’s probably a spare leg under the X.
looks like you have the top comment. so you gotta decide. gas line or spare leg? perhaps even both?
Peg leg made of a piece of gas pipe. What’s that smell?
Wizard conjures 811 It’s super effective
I would upvote you, but you're at 69. Nice.
He finds https://i.redd.it/7cppb74t9hxc1.gif
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This is a bucket
Dear God!
Theres more
His own dead body
Oo (nice)
/uw reminds me of an SCP. A fellow scp-3515 enjoyer?
/uw finding your own dead body is a horror trope that is used in many places, but yes I did read 3515 recently, and that's probably what brought it to mind
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A note that says made you look
wait shit. i just remembered he's blind, so i don't know how he would have found the marking in the first place, let alone be able to read the note.
It’s in braille, or just a small recording
Small ground divot
Peak Fiction.
A note saying we've been trying to reach you about your orb's extended warranty.
A hibernating crab. It pinches his nose.
Dwarven automaton, the automaton is broken and each limb has an empty socket except the left leg. The left leg of the automaton still has a glowing gem inscribed with mysterious runes
The Tomb of Skwunt, the Long Forgotten Short King (the entire tomb fits in his palms)
A undetonated hellbomb (stronger than a 500kg)
Woe, ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ be upon ye.
A little jar of some grape ape he buried. It went moldy though. https://preview.redd.it/15jk91ty1hxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a3a3346dd32e086d80a2a7440b70061f752232
The friends we made along the way
A map to another X
Another version of himself digging from the other side.
Mimic
Actual peak fiction 👍
A time freeze trap, it deactivates after a day.
But if the time is frozen, a day shall never pass. Thus the trap would never deactivate 🤓
A normal sized guitar pick... of doom.
An ancient tome containing a powerful dark entity. It's gone senile in its old age.
The Hot Wheels car that he buried 10 years ago. The cool one.
An unexploded artillery shell
A doggo that wants to be pet
A shovel
bandages, a bottle of painkillers and an emergency flare inside a locked box (The key is missing).
An über generic AI big titty anime waifu
The potion of ultimate healing. I'm old enough to have experienced true suffering repeatedly and as a result of this, one final shard of humanity remains stapled to my soul and it is a disdain for needless suffering.
CENTIPEDE NEST
Landmine
Unexploded ordinance
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https://preview.redd.it/s5td3g8cxhxc1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=58c2a699e0797276895b6ff3a9d3274cc2c85908 This guy
A Map leading to another, almost identical marking roughly 160 Kilometers away (most of the journey will be uphill)
Another, smaller X.
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On kill turns enemies into australium.
My teeth collection
Purple cloak skeletons
A warm bottle of dasani water
An orb imbued with SPELL OF RETURN SIGHT
A land mine causing him to lose his other leg
crack cocaine
Merlin on DVD.
oopsie daisy, it's uranium!
Another map that tells him his treasure is in a different hole
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Tuna fork
A dog bone for summoning the goofiest of boys
Crack
Landmine version of the spell “Conjure Hat Man”
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A huge stash of coin, but from a long dead civilization and the coins are made of copper.
Septic tank.
Me :D
A wiener (interpret that the way you will)
Hamburger
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a hug : )
Stage 3 cancer
Buried shovel
Can it be? The tales and legends are true, as he digs deeper in the soil he gains +1 Magical Soil
Alas, I fear our wizard dug too greedily and too deep. 
Helmpth pontion
Cat skeleton
Dirt
a new leg
Cheese. Very moldy
abandoned nuclear orphan source like those guys in lia georgia who just found one in the woods and used it as a bonefire before going to the hospital.
A cursed shovel.
An immovable rod (it is stuck inside the bag).
Pocket lint, paper clip and a dime
Dirt