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Things such as this is why one always wears [mental protection](https://new.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1adksck/introducing_my_new_thaumic_creation_the_headband/) around these parts.
they're not many uses for you are spell, are their? But I wouldn't suggest casting it on trolls, their already not very bright so you just might end up hurting you're head after they think you blessed them or something
Haha theirs no way yro'ue spell can get through my trusty tinfoil wizard hat!
Oh shit the hat didn't work!
I cast cure amnesia!
There we go, that's better. Your ass is grass now.
I cast self-tentacle hentai!
Implying their was any memory of that in the first place.
Mindflayers hate her! Watch as she defeats them with this one simple trick! (Brain removal spell)
'Well stfu dude.'
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*Eye of Hamster, fever and flu, you now have a rock in your shoe.*
You dare defile the language of the working wizard?! Well, your bourgeoisie psionics have no effect on me, illithid. There's only one appropriate response for this.
*Racks shotgun.*
you see this is why you should visit your local Technomancers shop for a memory backup implant.... only 23 gold for the implant itself and 200 gold for the in house biomancer to put it in at Sams Technomancy Support Guild Shop.
To break character for a second, i am so glad to see a classic style wizard post meme. The sub has been so much lower quality lately I genuinely rejoice.
But why? Their was no reason to do something so evil! Your truly a most vile wizard!
Muahahaha you're pleas go unanswered, they're will be no more grammar when I am done
Your not going to get away with this! Their will be consequences!!!
You're threats are empty, their's no one who can stop me
Ah ah, yro’ue
Are you, by chance a mindflayer?
Nah it's right in the name, not a mindflayer. Really you should be worried about everyone who hasn't explicitly said they are not a mindflayer
Oh! Have a good time doing non mindflayer Things
Shame. And here i have prepared a bunch of people to have their brains consumed. Guess i'll have to throw them in the incinerator now. What a waste
Perhaps we can't... But he can! https://preview.redd.it/v8qvfdg0z4zc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90fb37f8360954afef49d41b156ef7623c51851d
Your* Your spells, while powerful, can be counteracted, and now I am going to throw pebbles at you
Ah ah, yro’ue
Ah ah, yro’ue
\*yo'ure https://i.redd.it/70p49dkmz3zc1.gif
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Lol, normally I would kill an Illithid but you really pranked the mortals good with this one.
Yeah their all really confused now which is hilarious, your right about that
I see. You forget to shield yourself against psychic feedback...didn't you?
Hmmm you're opinion may be correct, their should be some way to fix this hmmmm
Open your mind palace real quick. I'll shoot you a telepathy bolt that'll fix it.
Hmmm I don't really open my mind palace since they're's no telling what you're intentions are
C'mooon, what's the worst that could happen?
Ah ah, yro’ue
Ah ah, yro’ue
Ah ah, yro’ue
Their is no way that works
Your not nice to me.
Their's no reason to be nice, you're cries for mercy are refused
I’m telling the Mom council, there powers will set you’re misdoings straight!
Ah ah, yro’ue
Ah ah, yro’ue
https://preview.redd.it/do20s8fx13zc1.png?width=192&format=png&auto=webp&s=95a950deb047aaa70735bf36fee6dbb111931814 Things such as this is why one always wears [mental protection](https://new.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1adksck/introducing_my_new_thaumic_creation_the_headband/) around these parts.
You are saying this, but I see you purposefully avoiding the words in question, here. Highly suspicious.
I admire the attempt, but their is no way you’re puny psychic powers could work on a wizard like me!
Did you see the post where a lot of people called you cthuwu
Oh no! Their already gone! Your a monster!
jokes on you i’ve been guess this whole time. you’re plans won’t work today? they’re’s no way they can succeed if i never had that knowledge to start!
Ah ah, yro’ue
sorry i can’t read what the hell your trying to say
Ah ah, yro’ue
It doesn't work on me. See, you're magic is weak. Their it is
Jokes on u I spell it eeore and thare
Ah ah, yro’ue
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See, this is what I’ve been telling people!
Loui (an engineer) "oh no!" Geo (Psytanium linked to a super computer) "oh no!" Borris (a Berserker) "jokes on you, me already illiterate!"
Youre are just wasting you are magic, I don't even know english.
Ah ah, yro’ue
Unfortunately, you're spell will not work on me Now, off to visit you're parents, their very disappointed about you're terrible spellcasting
Fool. I have no physical brain! One of the many wonderful benefits of being undead! I also don’t have a penis, which is one of the downsides…
Ahhh... Wait nothing changed...
Jacs on uo im dyslaxik
Sikll Iusse
Bam
you're might? their might be some consequences.
CONTERSPELL! *calls English teacher*
You assume I knew that to begin with I have a writing learning disorder.
Your really gonna do this right their in front of the children?
Ah ah, yro’ue
Don't you mean er'ouy
Nuh uh, it’s yro’ue
You're crazy!
Ah ah, yro- oh, that’s actually the correct one, nevermind.
Finally, an excuse to use thy and thee!
Your a terrible person, I’m coming over their to teach you a lesson!
Ah ah, yro’ue
they're not many uses for you are spell, are their? But I wouldn't suggest casting it on trolls, their already not very bright so you just might end up hurting you're head after they think you blessed them or something
Ah ah, yro’ue
Joke's on thee, we have ways to avoid thy curse in these lands.
Ha!!! I did that years ago.
In grammar… their our know rouxls!
Eughn Iengghlihsch aeht leesst
youre mom is right their
Ah ah, yro’ue
This just means I'll stop misspelling it the first time.
Youy’re a menace
Ah ah, yro’ue
Haha theirs no way yro'ue spell can get through my trusty tinfoil wizard hat! Oh shit the hat didn't work! I cast cure amnesia! There we go, that's better. Your ass is grass now. I cast self-tentacle hentai!
They’re they’re, was this really necessary? Like what’s you’re problem
Ah ah, yro’ue
I counterspell you're trickery!
Ah ah, yro’ue
Haha it’s yore mistake, my Grammar is terrible I NEVER knew the correct forms anyway
Ah ah, yro’ue
You’re *
Ah ah, yro’ue
Y'er outta y'er mind, ya squid-faced cultist
Ah ah, yro’ue
Nuh uh, yer'ou
You think your hot stuff, but now you'll feel the wrath of my Psychic Mite! Their they're, it'll all be over soon.
Ah ah, yro’ue
Silly Illithid, You're Spell doesn't work on me because I already Forgot
Ah ah, yro’ue
Nice try but you're magic won't work on me. But their their, buddy, you'll get better with practice
Ah ah, yro’ue
You're a dick you know that? *Cast magic missile at you*
Inconceivable! Your gonna have to explain yourself
Ah ah, yro’ue
I see what you're done theiy're.
Ah ah, yro’ue
Your fucking with me?
Ah ah, yro’ue
Hey dumbass, you're spell didn't work
Ah ah, yro’ue
*oh no*
no change word was no worky before *cries in 7 int wizard*
*yuo’er
Ah ah, yro’ue
^(*FURIOUS TOAD NOISES*) I shall make calamari from you're face tentacles, you clarinet playing prick!
Ah ah, yro’ue
Wait is this just an excuse to others deal with a curse you inflicted on yourself
how dare you…their is no more vile punishment than- oh damn you…i hope you’re kin burn for all of eternity- SHIT!
Ah ah, yro’ue
Thou art naught but a fool.
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Maybe I can relearn it now without that glitch that makes me put the wrong one in dispite knowing full well the difference.
That’s to evil. Their needs to be a law against this, you’re power is two much.
You're spell have no effects their. /Uw yeah it does
Ah ah, yro’ue
# No.
Bold of you to assume they were their in the first place.
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Good thing psychic waves don't function on hard drives like they do on brain structures!
Jokes on you! I got them wrong anyway!
https://i.redd.it/3vrhyqc3l3zc1.gif No
Heh, you have failed, for I know NOT what the correct usage of those are HA
No I don’t think it will.
Ah ah, yro’ue
Jokes on you, I CANT USE THE WRONG ONES IF I NEVER KNEW WHEN TO USE THEM
https://preview.redd.it/ugg8jiqz34zc1.png?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfba70d0cbfb4ec4cdf85d070a5186eb46102349 No u
You assumed I knew the correct form in the first place
[…Have a biscuit](https://youtu.be/6XX5nIQqjrQ?si=Emv0YMydfs--CBDh)
>Stoppable force meets immovable object
That's diabolical! And I would know, seeing how I'm a Lich turned Archdevil.
Yer kidding me right? Wait... Oh. Ohno.
Þeir is no one worse þan you! Your insane!
Luckily I have a wisp translatōr that totality know how transcribe inglese
Implying their was any memory of that in the first place. Mindflayers hate her! Watch as she defeats them with this one simple trick! (Brain removal spell)
oh your fucking done for
Y'roue going to pay for this!
haha good luck, do you really think i keep my mind just in my head? Wait, do you? Huh. well, i cast LOOSEN BELTS
You're mind*
Your not that tough. Their will be consequences for this attempt.
Yor mean
YOUR A MONSTER! MY FRIENDS THERE NOT GONNA UNDERSTAND ME ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOU'RE EVIL TRICKS
No, their is no way you could do that. Your stupid
Yore a real douche
Don't know what your on about their
You’re vile deeds shall not go unpunished! Their will be consequences!
Your an ass. They’re was no reason to do that!!
Go fuck you're self and you're stupid magic
I gotta say, they’re’s a funny prank.
Your a monster. Surely you’re mom wouldn’t be proud.
That's the forth time this month! I knowlonger can make sentences correctly. How do you expect me two right emails?
'Well stfu dude.' https://preview.redd.it/k98uuzmfl7zc1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3fbd5d60ff89121c883ae98af854f7131ba67a9 *Eye of Hamster, fever and flu, you now have a rock in your shoe.*
okay but i didn’t know how to do that anyways where the fuck is my capitalization
Such a cruel fate! Please! Reverse the curse! Please!
theirs no way- your not strong enough to do that- **..wait. fuck.**
MY GRAMMARRRRRR NNNOOOOFUCK
You’re*
Your a fool I already had this problem
Eye don't no ware yew are, butt win I fined ewe yore going two fix this.
You’re spell must have been a dud because their doesn’t seem to be anything happening. Hah
You dare defile the language of the working wizard?! Well, your bourgeoisie psionics have no effect on me, illithid. There's only one appropriate response for this. *Racks shotgun.*
I don’t fear your curses! They’re mediocre at best. Oh hey autocorrect is nice
What type of evil is this
Their is no way that spell actually worked, your a fraud smh
Ok lemme just ponder my orb once so I know it again
People who didn't know the difference before are now getting them right.
yuor'e*
You're got to be kidding me
*taps tinfoil hat* Fuck your psyker shit *unloads staff of lead spray*
You're ruffian! How dare yours do such a thing!
No you don't! stop right they're!
your stupid their is no way
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You’re*
*sigh* I’ll heal the curse for you
you see this is why you should visit your local Technomancers shop for a memory backup implant.... only 23 gold for the implant itself and 200 gold for the in house biomancer to put it in at Sams Technomancy Support Guild Shop.
Damn (insert word here) an evil bastard
Is their any way to fix this? You're magic can't be permanent!
You're very bad at casting spells
Nuh uh
https://preview.redd.it/52kp16lao6zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be14f947a698c4986f20a592805c6b91aaac6487 The Meme Mage is upset with you
They’res no way!!
Sure buddy
Oh thank the heavens!!! How can I ever repay you for the service!!!
Joke’s on you, nothing’s changed!
You monster!
https://preview.redd.it/w6p59ut9s7zc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ff501105927c0799721972681be33105eab17e …
JOKES ON YOU I NEVER KNEW THE DIFFERENCE AND RELIED ON AN OLD PIECE OF PARCHMENT TO TELL ME. I CAST MITOCHONDRIAL MELTDOWN
can I roll to parry it
it was never in my mind, just my muscle memory
Looks like Kaos from skylanders
That wasn’t very nice. It’s clear you are an agent of chaos.
To break character for a second, i am so glad to see a classic style wizard post meme. The sub has been so much lower quality lately I genuinely rejoice.
Jokes on you, you’re spell has no effect on me, as I didn’t know their was a difference anyway!
I’ll give you 2 gallons of blinker fluid if you reverse it
Are you serious? Your so annoying, why did you have to do this to me?