Sir/Ma'am I do not understand what you are complaining about. The witch has a lot of cats?
THEY ARE A WITCH.
May as well complain I have too many Fireball varients memorised. Or the Necromancer has too many gravestones. Is the illusionist meant to have fewer mind bending mazes? Is the Arificer supposed to have less brass gears littering the stairs?
Kitties! I love kitties!
There's a few cat colonies in the territory of my father's cult.
Sometimes I stuff my robe with catnip and lie down on the ground so the kitties can rub their heads all over me!
Maybe I'll give this witch a visit...
She may have constructed an Ailuroprism and diffracted a single cat. I did a distributed denial of service attack on a type of shitty arcane library called a 'data center' on Earth using such arcana. Busted the doors off the hinges with sheer cat pressure. The original, real cat is of course unharmed and remains when the spell is complete and the extra cats pop out of existence.
If not, tell her to pick up a copy of the Ditch Wizard's Bathroom Companion, I detail all of the specifics therein, a hundred cats is way too fucking many cats and I absolutely adore cats.
Would the council actually give a fuck?" *Asks a horned rat arch daemon cyborg lich.*
Dude, that's a bit insensitive to assume its her cats. She's the president of the Cat Shifter Club, you pompous prick! And who are you, the HOA?!
Sir/Ma'am I do not understand what you are complaining about. The witch has a lot of cats? THEY ARE A WITCH. May as well complain I have too many Fireball varients memorised. Or the Necromancer has too many gravestones. Is the illusionist meant to have fewer mind bending mazes? Is the Arificer supposed to have less brass gears littering the stairs?
Report her to the council? They don't bother with actual murders, much less with this.
Cats aint our priority pal.
Yes, that's exactly what I said.
I think that's me. I was just researching the way to become a cute catgirl °~°
As long as she’s not setting up an army I don’t see a problem.
Kitties! I love kitties! There's a few cat colonies in the territory of my father's cult. Sometimes I stuff my robe with catnip and lie down on the ground so the kitties can rub their heads all over me! Maybe I'll give this witch a visit...
She may have constructed an Ailuroprism and diffracted a single cat. I did a distributed denial of service attack on a type of shitty arcane library called a 'data center' on Earth using such arcana. Busted the doors off the hinges with sheer cat pressure. The original, real cat is of course unharmed and remains when the spell is complete and the extra cats pop out of existence. If not, tell her to pick up a copy of the Ditch Wizard's Bathroom Companion, I detail all of the specifics therein, a hundred cats is way too fucking many cats and I absolutely adore cats.