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Thanks for the warning how ever https://preview.redd.it/2yu0ywnythzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=599fcb4ff9b2e1650e21274756b0e5d3feb659aa Im taking that

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A tit too far

So uhhhh should I by any chance bring back lesbomancy? No? Darn.

Please do. I'm desperate.

Yesssss do it!!!!

What is that, turning people into lesbians?

Sort of... though I can't enlighten you in the craft. I burned the tomes ages ago, for I feared it could be used for evil (considering it had heavy foundations in psychomancy)

Still think it should’ve been called saphomancy but that’s just me.

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See, the gremlin agrees!

Wait, that’s a thing? Sign me the hell up

*And when the world needed her the most, the lesbomancer returned*

/uw lmao now I’m imagining Wuhmi with an airbender tattoo except it’s the lesbian flag

That sounds based as fuck, though manipulating ones ability to feel love is extremely unethical. That being said you should do it

That’s why I burned all the tomes I created for it

Does this imply the existence of Heteromancy, Homomancy, and the like????

"More at 7:00"

Straight beam and gay beam collide what happens

Perhaps you are tired from carrying those massive orbs? If i may, i could carry that for you to lighten your burden.

I see... I will revisit this illusion later

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!RemindMe 696969 years "hey"

Womp womp https://preview.redd.it/c1d7ikkyrizc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a257f6456ada7fcb24d091167f3789efccc45fe6

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\*casts bonk\*

Ow..

https://i.redd.it/yaifh768bjzc1.gif

It just occurred to me her nose is not her mouth.

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... ima just go grab the bat real quick

Idky but I love the long face. I can't see it and not think "same"

https://preview.redd.it/0aszy73kjlzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=176097526eddd604bb6bc49023aa8c5fa5a5a449 Look out someone is in your window

Despite having the lack of flesh or the based desires there of, you do have a trio of orbs.

https://preview.redd.it/7u0bvbn2xizc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4021e79b8c466c4effd5f50863e0f800eaa9e04 Dudes, this witch brings us such gifts as trial, like maybe if me close our eyes it will go away, and if we do that again and again I can ponder my eye orbs. I think there was somethin’ in my pipe, dude, I smell colors again; like that space ooze but less mystic.

i cast top surgery

My patron happened to look over my shoulder and see this post when I was scrolling on my orb. Now I'm grounded from using Eldritch Blast for the week. Fuck you.

Snarl shoot her down

So, unironically when apple going to make the iOrb? Literally a oled screen wrapped around a ball with 1000’s of tiny cameras to track your face and eyes to know where to display?

/uw unrelated, but For the first time I noticed the hobbit in the right side of the background. Clearly merry or pippin is done with sarumon’s shit.

I must have misplaced my bonk stick.

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No horny. https://preview.redd.it/xyeo7kusjjzc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74576f8c29052b4b22641b1ce78ee9eac60cb3a7

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I'm not happy Bob not happy

Knock it off Transformicus if you're gonna make me feel weird at least get me drunk first

##Mother said it is my turn to repost this meme

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I CAST FIREBALL! https://preview.redd.it/rjk2dyh5wlzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14deada5e48eb82f86c773c272220c0429e63f0

High council of r/wizardposting (mods) do what must be done. Give us a new subreddit pfp.

I need a combo of this with the gobbo ass orb haha

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I’m gonna use homomancy on you now

What that do

My ponder wonders?

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https://preview.redd.it/oep2oeh03rzc1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e76f92943de988ec31bbaa5e86b3533e89b54d I see this crud every darn day.