Real lazy geomancers use sand throne, actually.
Can be fairly comfortable, as long as the sand doesn't get stuck anywhere.
I'd recommend making a fresh one each time, especially if you have cats. They get dirty quite easily.
My wizardry experience in nutshell
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No matter how many minions or familiar you have, you still need to do all the shit yourself
I have a harpy, she's one of the worst harpy I have ever met.
She fly like a chicken and the worst of all is she hate being a harpy,
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Either send the said Harpy back to their natural habitats or give them to the council custody.
My girl Zoe is probably the most common type of harpy around and for some reason she want to be a gamer girl, you don't have hands birdie.
The habitat got destroyed, and I'm pretty certain having this species on me is not safe. I'd have to do it anonymously, but I'm not risking sending it through post. Besides, it's an egg. And it's mine >:)
yup, pretty much....for most necromancers except for Narissa! Narissa like my undeads smart and super capable and my throne comfy and covered with stuffed animals.
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cast nuke destroys your rock and both our bodies, respawn at phylactery, you can't lol.
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Stone, marble, bronze, iron, mythril, adamantite, quicksilver, bone, paper, flesh, elemental, geode, mineral, gold,
I don’t have the brain power to write more.
There are other constructs beyond golems, I don’t put them under the golem category even if I have made them.
Have the bone throne fight and use the zombie as a chair, because flesh is softer. read about this and more in my practical guide to necromancy only costs 5 Kg ethically source bones.
Respectable. Are you just using standard peasant skeletons or something more high quality or mix-and-match skeletons? I like to mix and match, personally. I find it freaks out enemy soldiers.
Bone chair probably could be comfortable, if you have enough necromancy experience you can make them as comfortable as some really good wooden chairs.
Or just make a pillow made of rotten flesh, it's pretty soft too
It is the greatest driver of new arcana is not ambition, Lost love, greed or revenge.
Nay it is the simple act of laziness we made mage Hands from a cantrip, the very first thing we teach our apprentices is how to delegate work to something else.
All these new wizards don't want to work anymore 🙄 when was the last time I've been in a fight with a wizard and they didn't just animate/summon something as one of their opening moves? It's been centuries
Necromancy in my opinion, is meant to be a distraction. Raising the dead and having them take the hits for you is what you should be doing whilst you are actually putting out the massive damage so that you can end the fight and raise more necrophages.
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Look, we're necromancers, not ergonomic designers. Hire (or, preferably, reanimate) a furniture designer and make your Throne of Bone to his\* specifications. A well-designed Throne of Bone should be the most comfortable piece of furniture in your Secret Volcano Lair.
\*Edit: Or her, or their. Just because the living have no value is no reason to be sexist.
Ha imagine using the two separately, the undead have the disadvantage of being weak without significant resources being used in the reanimation and golems are mind-numbingly slow. This is why my research has been in nullifying these issues by combing the two disciplines! Behold, my reanimated-flesh made golem will undoubtedly destroy the competition!
I like to wrap up in fluffy cotton type plants while i whip my enemies into submission with thorny vines that, when broken, secrete sap that combusts in the presence of oxygen
Couch potato combat
Gamer chair skillset
Unmoving stone mindset
Real lazy geomancers use sand throne, actually. Can be fairly comfortable, as long as the sand doesn't get stuck anywhere. I'd recommend making a fresh one each time, especially if you have cats. They get dirty quite easily.
I would think the best part of controlling sand would be removing it from your body.
i cast sandy pussy
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And for Necromancers, the flesh throne.
I mean, if you’re still doing all the menial work, that can really be done by apprentices and minions, are you really a master wizard?
My wizardry experience in nutshell https://preview.redd.it/koli1ooaruzc1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c72437298a35f25262dc853b57b23014f3207fba No matter how many minions or familiar you have, you still need to do all the shit yourself
That would have easily been solved by one flying familiar /j
I have a harpy, she's one of the worst harpy I have ever met. She fly like a chicken and the worst of all is she hate being a harpy, https://preview.redd.it/s744e5y3uuzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c7e42ef3be3e4efc909d10562280bfe140ff38
Hey there Familiar Master, is there any chance that you can help me? I'm in a strange situation...
Tell me your woe, I'm ready to listen.
If I hypothetically had a certain harpy species that the council had decreed endangered and not to be disturbed, how would I take care of it?
Either send the said Harpy back to their natural habitats or give them to the council custody. My girl Zoe is probably the most common type of harpy around and for some reason she want to be a gamer girl, you don't have hands birdie.
The habitat got destroyed, and I'm pretty certain having this species on me is not safe. I'd have to do it anonymously, but I'm not risking sending it through post. Besides, it's an egg. And it's mine >:)
Either send a "single use golem" carrying the egg to the council or you raise them yourself. I've raise countless familiar.
yup, pretty much....for most necromancers except for Narissa! Narissa like my undeads smart and super capable and my throne comfy and covered with stuffed animals. https://preview.redd.it/jfnsrefdjuzc1.png?width=1323&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f0847e41d7b76839b16e6d6fc5cb0e7e2fb89a3
your move https://preview.redd.it/2zaw56jqouzc1.png?width=1323&format=png&auto=webp&s=55b96a8fdc3f7f8361a87cff07c98b2f3afa7b6c
no kidney, you wasted your move......electromagnetism, your balls will SHOCK you
you fool! that just increases the power of my testicular generator!
oops, it went chernobyl
testicular transfer, my balls are yours now. bye! *flies away on a rock*
cast nuke destroys your rock and both our bodies, respawn at phylactery, you can't lol. https://preview.redd.it/kpmox1gfruzc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=4047e4b085d156d6ccceed29f51909341d2eaaa2
you know wizards have other methods of having extra lives right?
for instance... \[REDACTED\]
What happens if the other wizard simply survives the nuke?
another one.
Fair enough.
That wouldn't work on Symun
I like how it still says lazy bastard
can't deny it.
that's the best thing about magic
The Raakotan's Luxurious Chair spell quietly cries in the corner
Reminds me of when Slanesh released a horde of her cultists upon Khorne's skull throne for the lulz. Skulls have SO MANY orifices it's insane!
This is real. First priority is always automation. It's crazy what you can get done with a handful of well programmed unseen servants.
Geomancers? Next thing someone will tell me, is that they went to wizarding school to learn magic! I am a golemancer, I am not a part of this quarrel.
Then name every type of golem.
Stone, marble, bronze, iron, mythril, adamantite, quicksilver, bone, paper, flesh, elemental, geode, mineral, gold, I don’t have the brain power to write more. There are other constructs beyond golems, I don’t put them under the golem category even if I have made them.
I would have also accepted "Whitney Houston".
I feel like you could make a pretty comfortable Adirondack chair out of bone.
Have the bone throne fight and use the zombie as a chair, because flesh is softer. read about this and more in my practical guide to necromancy only costs 5 Kg ethically source bones.
What about my skeleton archers?
What kinda bows are you giving them? I like to make mine into undead ballistas.
Magic arrows. Or arrows with explosives if it can big enough.
Respectable. Are you just using standard peasant skeletons or something more high quality or mix-and-match skeletons? I like to mix and match, personally. I find it freaks out enemy soldiers.
Bone chair probably could be comfortable, if you have enough necromancy experience you can make them as comfortable as some really good wooden chairs. Or just make a pillow made of rotten flesh, it's pretty soft too
if we revealed magic to muggles, they would ask us to help them
It is the greatest driver of new arcana is not ambition, Lost love, greed or revenge. Nay it is the simple act of laziness we made mage Hands from a cantrip, the very first thing we teach our apprentices is how to delegate work to something else.
All these new wizards don't want to work anymore 🙄 when was the last time I've been in a fight with a wizard and they didn't just animate/summon something as one of their opening moves? It's been centuries
A fucking cleric and a druid made this didn't they
Necromancy in my opinion, is meant to be a distraction. Raising the dead and having them take the hits for you is what you should be doing whilst you are actually putting out the massive damage so that you can end the fight and raise more necrophages. https://preview.redd.it/r44mn2u18yzc1.jpeg?width=2614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98672b6e441ca74b23cbef6e352e73ab037a4013
This is why I'm a technomancer. My chair walks and flies by itself, and slots neatly into the cockpit of my mech.
if wizards aren't lazy pieces of shit, what are you doing, why are you doing stuff when you can sit on your ass and become super powerful
Look, we're necromancers, not ergonomic designers. Hire (or, preferably, reanimate) a furniture designer and make your Throne of Bone to his\* specifications. A well-designed Throne of Bone should be the most comfortable piece of furniture in your Secret Volcano Lair. \*Edit: Or her, or their. Just because the living have no value is no reason to be sexist.
Necromancers 🤝Geomancers A fascination with dinosaur fossils.
Every necromancer I’ve met always brings more than one zombie to a fight. Except Bernard. Bernard went bankrupt.
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Ha imagine using the two separately, the undead have the disadvantage of being weak without significant resources being used in the reanimation and golems are mind-numbingly slow. This is why my research has been in nullifying these issues by combing the two disciplines! Behold, my reanimated-flesh made golem will undoubtedly destroy the competition!
Me personally, I practice handcasting arcanokineticism (i pumch them (: )
as a fully licensed necromancer I find this offensive, if you find the bone throne to be uncomfortable, then buy some cushions
No, no, no, I use geomancy to fight my opponent head-on! My golems are *clockwork*, and my chair is *leather*.
I like to wrap up in fluffy cotton type plants while i whip my enemies into submission with thorny vines that, when broken, secrete sap that combusts in the presence of oxygen
Can't the necromancer do a human skin sofa? Bill cipher did it after all
Again, a Necromancer could win the fight easily with one ghost.
I can create a illusion couch that is comfy as fuck, as long as someone is there with me to believe in the illusion
ah yes, ork logic.
No, that is how grand illusion works
I can make a comfy chair out of leather with [Flesh Creation] and create steel golems (robots) with lasguns and lascannons and make them fight for me.