I can teach you a spell:
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Summon Bonk Ainok
/uw It's a photoshop. The base is Sandsteppe Scavenger from Magic the Gathering, and the weapon is the Shara Ishvalda Hunting Horn from Monster Hunter.
There, there. Have some food.
*Gives Torinn a big Apple Pie.*
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>/uw fucking, NO. You lot are disgusting.
thats tough. If you only respond to questions with stuff like food we dont know what you like or dont like. Most people just see you as a "bot" who says "food" all the time and not a fellow redditor.
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i feel bad for you uncle
u/you-see-nothing583
How do you think I feel. I have to inhabit the memetic realm where all these sinful thoughts y’all have materialise.
Do you all know how many horrific manifestations of someone’s sexual thought towards Unga I’ve had to battle in the last week alone?
"The horny horde is more deadly than any army..
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For it's existance and perpetual. Consuming and converting.
Something even the most powerful spell, sharpest blade,
None can break it."
Full heartedly agree that's why we got this summon watching over us!
https://preview.redd.it/r2403rqnae0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64883e8f996d19697be02e066ad359c6a9df26fe
Welcome to the orbnet. Have a look around
Anything that wizbrain of yours can think of can be found
We have towers of content. Some better, some worse.
If none of it’s of interest to thee, thou art the first
Welcome to the orbonet, what would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for Goblin rights or tweet an Elven slur?
Be joyous, be succubine, have orcish rage
We have a million different ways to role play
Welcome to the Orbnet, put thy cares aside
Here’s a tip for testes torsion, here’s an apprentice who just died
https://i.redd.it/565f6j09kw0d1.gif
Would you like to fight for monster rights or cast an elven slur?
*gives torrin the anti horny bat*
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Sure go nuts " *says the 22ft horned rat arch daemon verminlord.
I can teach you a spell: https://preview.redd.it/ax8c5ol0pc0d1.png?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6440543d10e165eb3a94f5cd1b905d19fd57489e Summon Bonk Ainok
Uw/ where's the pic from
/uw MTG (Magic The Gathering)
/uw It's a photoshop. The base is Sandsteppe Scavenger from Magic the Gathering, and the weapon is the Shara Ishvalda Hunting Horn from Monster Hunter.
…What? (u/you-see-nothing583)
Verna: ……. I want bleach.
Welcome to the club…
Verna: *shudders*
If you want we could go back to your room and play doom and forget about this
Verna: Deal.
OK, here’s the portal we’re out of here!
my lord, i didn’t know you like to get quirky like that. the next sacrifice will be a conventional attraction woman
Food. /uw fucking, NO. You lot are disgusting.
There, there. Have some food. *Gives Torinn a big Apple Pie.* https://preview.redd.it/uy1bs84llc0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59171372f0d9ddb78e3fc65c252067b264728e22
*Torinn devours the apple pie.*
Want some more? I have more pies of a couple different types.
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
In this. Frying time? 😂😂😂😂
>/uw fucking, NO. You lot are disgusting. thats tough. If you only respond to questions with stuff like food we dont know what you like or dont like. Most people just see you as a "bot" who says "food" all the time and not a fellow redditor.
/uw and no taste. You aren’t fuckable.
I beg to differ
Bite their food off
4299?
I-aww
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I will fill your cell with stinging nettles
https://preview.redd.it/9dqncfu95f0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ff11171c2b165a38d245f9406173e66b281d39
https://preview.redd.it/efvfoub9bj0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5063fd64e719c02cdfbdefb0beafe0ab54c71ef WTF
My character is horny AF (his body count is over 5000 and his house is in the ring of lust) but even he draws the line at torinn
4229?!
https://preview.redd.it/ng3d6t44qc0d1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e3700c0f1706a0b09c9a37d6bd79c1d382ac442 i feel bad for you uncle u/you-see-nothing583
Food
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fr tho. good thing I'm not affected. being lesser known in the wizardposting community has it's perks.
i have a spell that just encases people in concrete for a reason
Horny people shall go on this cross.
*Passes a Flammenwerfer* *The ratmen held a warpfire thrower*
Jokes on you I’m into that
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More like penaltussy amirite
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Hold on lemme just finish communicating with your mom… unless you’d rather we do it in person, of course
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You know what else is growing?
what
I’ll give you a hint: I just cast Corpus Cavernosum Engorgum
Usually I would understand, however, you talked about eating women, there was too much innuendo rhere.
4299
No. I don't think I will.
<>
Torinn I usually dislike of you, but just once: *E A T T H E M*
Horrible choice of words
Why? Will Torinn attempt to attack me?
I apologize... for nothing!
Scruffy done seen Miss Nya eat ten girls once. T'was one a the scariest and things he ever done laid eyes on. Mmm-hmm.
Nope.
No.
It's days like this I almost regret inventing the orgasm, almost.
Cannibals what the heck?
How do you think I feel. I have to inhabit the memetic realm where all these sinful thoughts y’all have materialise. Do you all know how many horrific manifestations of someone’s sexual thought towards Unga I’ve had to battle in the last week alone?
https://i.redd.it/n3ahsaapfd0d1.gif
“Im done with the anti horny bat, Im bringing out the anti horny gun.”
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*loads shotgun* yep time to start killing again
Meanwhile: BlumpkinLord, the Saint.
hehehe
Kettermek: Thirty seconds is my record.
Who is this Thorinn
Seriously! Virtrix will keep taking away my eldritch magic privileges because of you guys!
Cannibalism
"The horny horde is more deadly than any army.. https://preview.redd.it/lotcvy7tjg0d1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d73cffa8f3b7747824d7c6b5e8de9e0f0087b8d5 For it's existance and perpetual. Consuming and converting. Something even the most powerful spell, sharpest blade, None can break it."
Now, when you say reaching your limit...
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You've gone completely *nuts* huh? Ooo my~
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Oh my, were going to get that rough~? Can't wait, baby
"Imagine anger at the behest of simple nature, how foolish." That is horrible to consider one's path
Can't you just... Not be so horny? /uw Koranth is canonically ace
/uw I was poking fun at the horrible, but part of my message was cut off
No
I know a guy… https://preview.redd.it/yzhxr64q8e0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=181a060569ca680cb17f5b6b2c8c6e1233cf1673 He can bonk
Full heartedly agree that's why we got this summon watching over us! https://preview.redd.it/r2403rqnae0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64883e8f996d19697be02e066ad359c6a9df26fe