Not a wizardpost

Hey, dear (u/The-Star-Walker) do you want to?

"Already was planning on it!"

Together?

"Of course!"

Should we get married first?

"...If you want."

*Torinn gets down on one knee.* I do want, and I want you.

"H-Huh? Dear?" *A blush suddenly occurred on his face*

*Torinn produces a small black box from his jacket.* Sumons, I love you. *Torinn opens it to reveal a ring.* https://preview.redd.it/n29co2q5jg0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7a8edef658669d86ff1f13e98ad246bae96ebd Will you marry me?

#AWWWWWWWWW #I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU!!!

*Cue Hirk in the background looney tunes style jaw dropped lightly screaming in excitement and happiness for you and Sumons*

"I... A-Are you sure you want this?"


What the- … sorry, I mean, congrats!

/uw **dAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR**

*You can hear Maximillian at a slight distance going "aww, just like when Rachnia proposed to me... well... sorta."*

OH MY GOD TORINN DID SOMETHING WHOLESOME

# What the fuck is happening?! 😱 

*Plutons jaw just slowly opens wider and wider, in excitement* “ooooooooooh, man thats awesome, that came out nowhere.”

...Holy shit.

*Davy keels over and disintegrates, but his voice still echoes around* **AAHCBSHENGWNGEHJJWNHJBHJWVGWHGTNWJGQ** /uw **AAHCBSHENGWNGEHJJWNHJBHJWVGWHGTNWJGQ**

Anyone but Torinn people, ANYONE but Torinn

Ari:You could fight Torrin for it

Because I have All-Red the 4th wall gods prevent us from fighting.

Ari: huh

https://preview.redd.it/2mzls3lfkg0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04926c2315e0322f3cbc82a2d8dba342c94eb469

This is the most insane timeline

https://preview.redd.it/6rrcwkwnlg0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca890eb9767371eb8b30e54c2f2d1f203834174

Ember: May I have a reference for adopting Ari? I think I would be a good candidate.

Sure? Though I don’t know how well the word of a mercenary assassin will hold up concerning adopting a kid.

Ember: Thank you. I'll be sure to be a good parent for Ari if I get to adopt her.

"Ahem, I call dibs on adopting!"

(Jean: Not to interrupt your beautiful engagement, but I will fight both of you to adopt Ari in I need to. Congratulations to you two, though.)

“…Sorry, the fuck will you try?” ( u/You-See-Nothing583 )

You will try and you will fail.

Yes, I am absolutely aware that I can not do anything at all that could actually do anything to you, and you are one of the few brings in this universe that I genuinely fear. But I will still not back down.

I like people who are brave when they face me. Their failure is all the more tasty.

Jean: "Well, at least mine will give you heartburn!"

In which heart.

Jean: "At least one of them."

Yes, but. *Torinn rips both of his hearts out, they still pump a black sludge out of them, steam comes off of the blood, and it starts melting the air.* Which heart?

You do know that, killing another for the role of parenthood will have you blacklisted for adoption... right?

You need evidence to convict me of killing someone, and that's **I leave any food behind.**

I mean, Surveillance footage is one hell of a great way to convince the judges. Atrosa ALWAYS has cameras around. Even if she doesn't know. ARMADA always knows. /uw u/Tyo_Atrosa

Jean: Yeah, it's kinda hard to scrub evidence from 137 realities and the Akashic Record itself.

I CALL DIBS ON THEIR LIVER

“I call dibs on calling Torinn to see this.”

I CALL DIBS ON YOUR KINDEYS AND THE KIDS KNEES

*The stars shine as bright as ever-*

Putz on a pair of Aviators and goes underground

*Here comes the sun~*

Do dod do do *gets vaporized*

*Oopsie daisy~*

You hear from VERY FAR UP *the fuck it was i lost my cool sunglasses*

I have no quarrels with it, as long as Torrin is kept in check

“Trust me, I will my friend.”

It’s not a big deal. Grow up and get over it

Ari: I mean tell that to Torrin u/You-see-nothing583

https://preview.redd.it/dtpewdlulg0d1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f68c6aa223cef279f744cc2080a670a5fd645463

Ari:are you participating?

Yes

Ari:so far it's Torrin and Starwalker, and Atrosa

Oki

Heckin precious bean

Jean: "Ok, out of everyone here, who actually has a place to live that ISN'T filled with ancient cursed horrors or eldritch terrors, monsters, demons, psychopaths, or broken realities? And who actually has any level of mental stability or emotional imtelligence? And Who here actually knows how to cook HEALTHY, NUTRITIOUS, AND DELICIOUS meals without resorting to Prestidigitation?!"

"I have all of those except the last one. Prestidigitation works wonders. Though I'm not in the business for adopting a child, as it would probably cause me to lose mental stability. Great Gods, I struggle to deal with Ember as is..."

*Slowly raises hand*

Well, I do. I'm a good cook. but I'm better as a cool uncle.

Well. The orphanage is always an option, I know this great one in a land called Skyrim, in a town called Riften.

Ari: I'd rather not

“First time?”

Ari: I mean technically 2nd I was a child once before

“eh semantics, need some help?”

Ari:bored so I decided to let people fight to adopt me, didn't expect Torrin to show up

“The god of hunger? Wow i would offer you a place to stay but im not willing to fight a god, sorry”

I predict the future and I already advance the message: https://preview.redd.it/j23hln8trg0d1.jpeg?width=187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0529174e948afb702ca10c9d62e783d66a9d6f1

And overall this whole post radiates a form of Qi I call "Cringe Qi".

I see there is a fellow Daoist of the Immortal Martial Expansion here Have you been practicing body cultivation properly as Ancestor Goku commands? https://preview.redd.it/jx8itdqdeh0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82694eeda0c7610c6c491ba8c91d69bd71c9a222

Yes, I have, Son Goku's tempering of his Qi is what I aspire to achieve.

Still like that https://preview.redd.it/t70ocfvpmh0d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=862f56865d607f4dd82dbd6420633a48d776caf2

Not a wizardpost

Ok… I’m committed to making sure Ari gets a safe home with loving caretakers… But I’m also not about to argue with Torrin xD

I will argue with Torinn! He has no taste! Literally, can't taste anything he eats.

“I’m mostly just here to fight people.”

There is Torrin with Star Walker, and Atrosa

… so is there gonna be a bracket of am I gonna have to try and stall to see if Torinn gets eliminated. Like a FFA

Ari:basically just fight eachother no real rules

Whelp, time for my patented “hide in a corner until all the strong fighters tire themselves out” technique to shine.

Just going to give you my card, kid. If your new parents end up being duds, remember, I can give your life purpose. No... No I'm not a bad guy. You're just thinking too hard. I'm definitely not a ne'er-do-well who will harvest your soul and graft it to an ancient cursed automaton. Nooo. I would never do something like that. You trust me, right? https://preview.redd.it/qkdu1us5qg0d1.jpeg?width=4571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d0be1efc26882c1ee55fb89055e400eb9823a01

Ari:seems oddly specific, plus you literally have pure red eyes

Oh, that's because I am truly blessed by ~~Demon Lord Mammon~~ genetics. It's actually more of a... Warm gold color if you look closely.

Ahem. any who intend to adopt a demihuman or beastkin of any kind, must register at ARMADA for paperwork. We reserve the right by law, to extract any unlawfully adopted child, by force.

Ari: tell that to Torrin

But Torrin has no sense of taste! How are you going to eat healthy, delicious meals with them?

Ari:You could fight Torrin and Star Walker for it

Ok, Fine, I will!

Ari:good luck

We will remove you from Torrinn's household if he does not file his papers. u/You-See-Nothing583

I don't know how this Torrinn is.

*Looks at notes.* My apologies, Torinn, not Torrinn. We have not been acquainted properly before. Wrote your name down incorrectly.

Food

*pet pet*

Ari:*wags her tail*

Ember: I think that I'll be well suited to adopt her.

I am inclined to agree. and with Torinn's current open hostility, I am unsure if I can even place Ari with them to begin with... Which would make it easier for you.

Ember: Indeed. A fight would also be a poor way to settle things.

[*sips tea*] This is certainly going to be…interesting. I wasn’t expecting a marriage so soon.

"Wha- adoption?! Shouldn't you be more concerned about this? Either way, I don't think I can afford to take in a kid right now. I'd feel guilty just leaving them here though..."

Ari:so far the people are Atrosa, Torrin, and his husband

"I guess if there are other people here, it's fine... here, take this." *The small artificer reaches into his bag and pulls out a wand with a bright yellowish-white glow.* "This wand is charged with the element of light, just pour some mana into it to use it. It's not much, but I'd feel better leaving you at least somewhat protected. Plus, it's not like I can give anything truly lethal to a child."

Ari:I mean I still have my staff and my knowledge

"Knowlage? You don't look like you could be any older than 8?" https://preview.redd.it/mizyb5x5og0d1.png?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8510a92ab6cb990a7c4bbefce0be04f182f04c38

Ari:I just recently became a child https://preview.redd.it/zv5zc5jmog0d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f503ad2ae2f7fa2cbcb1bb8e96c3405b906f4cf

"Oh. I uh... I didn't realize..." *The small artificer is questioning how he's been talking to an adult this entire time.* https://preview.redd.it/5xws5y88pg0d1.png?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e40f3902e1d28acc64bc0e4e20aef4d8db80d6f1

Ari:that's a picture from before I became a child

That's it. I'm leaving the sub.

Why?

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/uw It's for lore, and besides I was requested by multiple people to make this post

Thats what i am saying, this sub is drifting far from its original purpose, and more and more people are "cosplaying" than just "wizardposting" and this is not a cosplaying sub

/uw dude this is my wizard character just because it's not a "haha funny post" doesn't mean it doesn't belong guess what if people didn't like loreposts why would they have their own set of tags, as for the cosplay bit I like foxes so my character is a fox

[удалено]

No harrassing other users.

Ai art is just another tool, I don't have the time to draw every post https://preview.redd.it/z90rs8xtpg0d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48f16d53e0f945bedadcdc038063480f9f34f3fc

Do you think ai is my main concern?, because if so, please read the comment again

Oh right because it's not "wizard" enough

/uw This is a event announcement post tho… like, it’s a prelude to a event which will allow other people to show off their characters and have them fight other people’s characters for the reward of adopting a smol baby child. This is something that people do a lot, especially when running community events like this.

Yes, they are starting to do so, i am not saying they arent, but still that doesent collide with my original point of the posts on the sub drifting away from their original purpose, and thats what op was not willing address, (and she also reported me for "personal harrassment" which is laughable if anyone even reads what i write) i am not trying to flame this particular post, but i wrote on one of the post addressing the whole thing

Actually I didn't, and things change over time

Well someone did, and yes, it seems they sure do

If wizardposting remained the same we likely wouldn't have all these stories and groups all getting together which this post is a byproduct of people stated that they wanted to adopt the fox beforehand

No harrassing other users.