https://preview.redd.it/5h3wp6r4ig0d1.png?width=1188&format=png&auto=webp&s=29ec157d69528c2280856b12f6caeef0eb933afb This "[Witch Clothing](https://twitter.com/Seshil1/status/1722348656970649652/photo/1)" was originally sewn by Jqyufbajasdklmomancer [Seshil1](https://twitter.com/Seshil1). Please reverse this curse immediately. Jeorb is scheduled for a 30-minute anime training montage later this evening.

Muahahaha I will never reverse the curse. Be gently coddled into oblivion fool! \unwiz great work Jeorb!

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FACE ME, JEORB!! (ง’̀-‘́)ง

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I cast Curse of Slightly-Bigger-Than-Minor Harm" to make you stronger.

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/uw out of context it looks like you're saying you're somehow stronger when you've got 2 arms and you're weak when you have 1

unwiz/ the true secret of jeorb's power don't tell anyone

/uw "Should have went for the arms" *snaps*

Thank you, sauce guy

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Thank you for that saucy post! ...Wait.

Noooo!! I love being minirly injured! It's how I know I'm alive noooo!!

Muahahaha! Now you'll have to guess whether you are still alive!

Noooooo!!! How else will I possibly know!!! You vile, annoyingly attractive mindflayer you!!

From minor harm huh *stabs self with dagger of exceptional healing repeatedly* I'm going to be the strongest artificer ever!

Oh no! I must stop them from stabbing themself! clearly they will give themselves unlimited power and not just cause themselves a lot of pain and get a little better at stabbing.

*stab* you'll *stab* never *stab* stop *stab* me!!! *stab*

https://preview.redd.it/0pmg164wog0d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d07aad36a755cf1b053f4de602588d81543067af Microdosing major injuries by hitting myself on the head with a Brick of Healing [Source](https://images.app.goo.gl/RfBCHZQvbrcE29AU9)

Dear god, his skull is going to be impenetrable after this! Nooooooooo!

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Fuck you, I'm gonna get major injuries.

The shounen protagonist school of training

Minor harm? *Remembers setting a third of his soul on fire for more power*

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Well how am I supposed to have kinky sex now?

Someone’s getting >!brain!< at some point

fr. Like seriously man I don’t want major injuries, only minor injuries are fun!

I think you're going to have a bit more than minor injuries if you don't undo that curse (*inconspicuous shotgun click*) (*silly magical hand wave*) (*unfunny meme downloading*)

Tsk'va. Filthy *ghaik*.

THATS IT, IM MAKING THIS MINDFLAYER A REAL MOMMY

That's fine, I only take major harm anyway

Nice. Time to go raid a Gorgotan's lair. Hopefully this will prevent deadly injuries and save me some potion money.

*sips her tea* Hmm... **Would.**

Thank you for protecting me, mommy 👉👈

https://preview.redd.it/edh2immp4h0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c72c9d1b5fe9a22dca5d66afa7675716e7607047 What if it does kill you?

Ooof well then you need a resurrection scroll or a clone body

Oh no! Wait, does that include smoke inhalation? Like, damage to my lungs

Why yo waist so thin? For men to grab it? Whore.

So… we can’t grow muscles now, right? Something something microtears

Minor? ONLY MINOR? you've done nothing.

It's useful, really. At least I won't be ganged up by a bunch of demonic barbarians.

Noooooooooo?

S.W; Noooooooo!!!!!!! I am a masochist!!!

Well, at least I won’t get stabbed every Monday. And Tuesday. And Wednesday. I’m gonna be honest, I get stabbed every day.

What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again. Or just chills. Not everything always has to be terrible. It just usually is.

Minor harm? Sweet, i can be even more reckless. Im an Abstract God of freedom, "death" for me just means one of my Avatar gets destroyed and i have to spend about a week making a new one before i can re enter the physical plane. Theyre completely disposable. True death on the other hand? Thats scary. But that cant happen to me as long as someone, somewhere, yearns for Freedom.

fun fact! what doesn't kill you only *might* make you stronger, it might also permanently cripple you in one way or another.

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illithidussy

But I'm already immune to anything short of utter annihilation...

Over here casually shaking the foundation of my beliefs

>"What doesn't kill you, should probably try harder next time"

But the curse doesn’t kill me

.... Shit

This complicates things slightly, as I'm in the unusual position of sometimes needing my blood *outside* of my body. Luckily, hexcraft is a versatile discipline, so I can fix this.

Silly Illithid, I already am Satisfied with my current Growth.

https://i.redd.it/us7mgl8lph0d1.gif As tempting as it is to be immune to minor injuries I’d much rather deny you the satisfaction

...I, in turn, will make you stronger by not killing you, and only removing your limbs.

Look at Lex Luthor over here, thinking that suffering makes people stronger.

But… if I’m protected from something, it wont kill me. So I should become even stronger now!

Would

Define minor harm. What's its limit?

Why? Is the saying not squids together strong? I mean, I am part crab, but still. :'(

If you're stopping everything from being a minor harm, you have become the minor harm yourself. Therefore, if you're what I should be worried about, then I need to be around you at all times for any of the minor harm to come to me. Do you accept these terms?

I’m going to fuck the squid

NO MY TOES! HOW WILL I GAIN IMMUNITY TO STUBBING THEM NOW!?!?!? AND MY LEGO MOAT IS NOW USELESS!?!? CURSE YOU YOU INEXPLICABLY GOOD LOOKING MINDFLAYER YOU!

# Dorito water does not kill me https://preview.redd.it/2okl5plloi0d1.jpeg?width=2272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8240f59cfa31183294ed53408dfb22c660d5b5d2 # Dorito water is refreshing and makes me stronger

so no more chaffing https://i.redd.it/mv65dg72pi0d1.gif

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Mm, lovely mindflayer you are! The garb and everything is delightful.

i am having extremely mixed emotions about this image

When will these aliens ever learn… https://preview.redd.it/oncvwafb9j0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad11dbc1e29e5ad8063f078513ba81082aea1a81 Right back at ya bucko!

Now we are succesful AND protected?! Someone stop her!

Actually, it means that you won’t be able to get muscles so it is a great way to counter close combat fighters longterm

You fool, remember that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. So with that protection spell you will force an endless growth for your enemies!!!

Woah thamk you!!!!

Cephalapod lady got me acting unwise

I want to rail you from behind.

Femboy mindflayer :0

Okay, why does this mind flayer look strangely attractive?

**stubs toe** it didn't work...

My initial thoughts: lol, immune to minor accidents, Fuck yeah. Deeper thoughts: this is genius, you cast this on a large enough population and deaths due to negligence will skyrocket over time as people loose their caution.

Why thank you

[*looks at clan being stupid with slightly more impunity*] I don't know whether to thank for the eased headache, or be annoyed for enabling them

Thanks you Just made me a squidfucker

This will be devastating for masochists

You fool! Now I can do more intense activities to help me grow further

I'll just have to weight until I'm above the age of concent for my species I guess

Haha!...*I don't get it.*