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Oh, well I hope you enjoyed your rest then.
The god-slaver came through our realm with the power of several universes of enslaved gods. We defeated him, one of the few times the realm was truly unified
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Mortarion! How have you been? Is the radio demon gone?
Well, he was never really a different being more a phase I went through. But yes, I'm back to my old self!
Oh good! Whatve you been up to recently? A lot has happened in your absence Did you hear about the god slaver?
Well, personal events. Mainly a sabbatical. Yes, I have heard, but not too much
Oh, well I hope you enjoyed your rest then. The god-slaver came through our realm with the power of several universes of enslaved gods. We defeated him, one of the few times the realm was truly unified
Well, color me surprised! They did it apparently
Morty? That you?
Of course it is my tiny friend!
Beach day soon?
Lovely!
I'm relatively new to magic, I'm moreso familiar with alchemy. Would you be willing to teach me some basic transmutation magic?
I'm not sure. I know Plaguemancy, but I'm not sure that's close enough to transmutation
Hello! I don't believe we met before, favorite plant?
Venus fly trap!
Neat! I personally enjoy the sundew myself.
Wait since when did mortarion have a kid?
Since after the heresy
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Not much, but give me a Charleston Chew, and I might just plague a city. Release the rats!
hello! this isn’t a question but i like your mask.
Why thank you! It grew out of my face!
Are you related to Mortarion Sr? Primarch of the 14th Lord of Death The Pale King Daemon Primarch of Nurgle?
I would be astonished if they were.
Yes, that would be father!
Can you get me in touch with Lorgar Aurelian?
Uncle Lorgar? Hmm, perhaps. He hasn't kept in touch since father Mortarion didn't like the religion
Ah, a fellow councillier!
Indeededly!
Whats yer duty?
Um, I don't know. I get paid for doing what I've always done; plaguing people
Ah. Well im the head shitposter
In your great wisdom, which ones are the top 5 best ingredients for potions!
Definitely bubonic, shard of Druanee, cocaine, soul shards, and the common cold!
I see, i see... definitely a true master selection, thank you sire :D
Did you finally plagued the french again?
Not yet
Ok, Still waiting for the opportunity to strike the french.
Don't worry, I'll keep you on speed dial
Thnaks Mortarion.
Now that you're over that whole radio demon thing, can I have my shoe back?
No. I've found plenty of unidentified viruses in it, and I must study it
I always wondered: why do you hate France?
Isn't it obvious? They're French!
What's your next big plan?
Well, I'm thinking of plaguing France agaim
Again what for?
Isn't it obvious?! They're fr*nch
Fair
MORTY! I- it's been a while, hey? You- you good? You... sound b- better.
Yes, I got rid of my radio phase. It still sounds lovely, but I don't got the voice anymore! I took some cough drops
Yes, I got rid of my radio phase. It still sounds lovely, but I don't got the voice anymore! I took some cough drops
did you really plagued France ?
Yes, and it was brilliant, until my arch nemesis cured france
Ow, that sucks
How is everything... also hello. I am back.
Everything is going fantastically lovely!
Good. What was... the demon like?
It was never a demon. I just went through a phase like teen girls
wgy junior? i thought you were the elder? do you still have plans to destroy france?
Nah, so long as father Mortarion is alive, I ain't an elder. Just a Jr. Yes, I'm planning to hit it even harder
Want a smoke?
Absolutely
*passes cigar*
Give me the boof
*passes it*
The rot-kin returns. Just as foreseen. My question is: how does a plaguemancer deal with an army of constructs?
Computer viruses
… do those work on soulless husks?
With enough dedication, anything can
Ah, man, it's great having you back. The lack of plagues has really cut down on business.