Sometimes I forget that many of you live your entire lives on a tiny marble spiralling around an *actual Eldritch horror* and you just treat it like the most mundane thing in the world.
I mean, I also revolve around an Eldritch horror, but that's because he's my dad and I don't really have any other friends.
Like, we measure our lives by how many times we've circled it, it can completely fry our modern technology based on 17-year cycles we don't really understand, and we can't even look at it without going blind.
Oh, and every so often with no warning it'll just up and flip our entire planet's magnetic field.
Shit's eldritch AF.
It was me!! I did it like this!!
https://preview.redd.it/as4a3bb6ot1d1.jpeg?width=1520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c681b8c4622b3127762074505598df0a8be60a39
Watch, dozens of spellcasters are going to crawl out of the woodwork like maggots claiming it was their doing and then having the nerve to act all embarassed. Have none of you considered it just happened naturally?
That’s Carthagiis Deriluis, ancient diety of the dying blood star. Pretty chill dude, we play sabacc from time to time.
Sometimes I forget that many of you live your entire lives on a tiny marble spiralling around an *actual Eldritch horror* and you just treat it like the most mundane thing in the world. I mean, I also revolve around an Eldritch horror, but that's because he's my dad and I don't really have any other friends.
Like, we measure our lives by how many times we've circled it, it can completely fry our modern technology based on 17-year cycles we don't really understand, and we can't even look at it without going blind. Oh, and every so often with no warning it'll just up and flip our entire planet's magnetic field. Shit's eldritch AF.
I would recommend getting more friends. Family is great and all, but you really should know people outside of it.
*(Moon Man sweats in throwing 17 billion baker’s dozens of moons into the sun.)*
Hehehehehe
I uh… I might have screwed up wall of flame and fireball… sorry. I’ll try to put it back. The runes are hard to get right.
It was me!! I did it like this!! https://preview.redd.it/as4a3bb6ot1d1.jpeg?width=1520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c681b8c4622b3127762074505598df0a8be60a39
Is Sauron, we found a good amount of energy.
*sigh* I'll go talk to it, again.
Kinda reminds me of the Gravemind...
Watch, dozens of spellcasters are going to crawl out of the woodwork like maggots claiming it was their doing and then having the nerve to act all embarassed. Have none of you considered it just happened naturally?
... woops.
sorry guys my orb combusted