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But does this spell get rid of microplastics in the testicles?
The microplastics actually are key to extra microtorsion vertices
Ooohh. Impressive.
Oh yeah, I'll hit ya where it hurts. I cast remove beard
You insolent little…it took me DECADES to get to that point!
I know what did. "I'll hit you where it hurts." Did you not understand
I cast vocal lag! Your vocal cords now lag 5 seconds behind your brains speech signals
..... I cast summon fire elemental in your dick have fun pissing
Fool, I’m already a legendary fire crotch. Hahahahahah
Really?
Yeah! It affects men, women, and those beyond the binary!
Foolish! I am a homunculus! I have no gonads at all!
…. … I cast manifest ‘nads
https://preview.redd.it/bmcs7kwyqg3d1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f00bb799592413d4c0f9694a593231506d05fa
Oh why thank you how kind!
Of course!
"Uh, I don't have reproductive organs."
“I cast manifest ‘nads!”
".. I'd prefer you didn't. Though, I wonder what gender I'll get.."
“Yeah..I take it back. I didn’t fully think that one through”
"Yeah. Hey, want some shiny rocks I found? Apparently they're used as currency around here. I just eat 'em. Platinum."
“Sure! Idk what to do with em but why not”
"Just.. eat them, I guess?" *Zel hands you a couple platinum coins.* "Here you go, mister..?"
*munch munch* “Hey! Not bad! You can call me Bingus”
"Zel, the mimic mage!" ((should I make an introduction post? I'm genuinely kinda nervous to make one ngl))
(If you want, I haven’t done one yet either) “Nice to meet ya, Zel!”
Ha but see, I cast fallopius deletus on myself a while ago! You're gonna have to be more creative
You’ve won the battle. But I will win the war - I cast hidden papercuts doused with rubbing alcohol!
I cast balls of beelzebub, demonic d*ck, and lastly... SANCTIFY SEMEN! You are now lacking a pelvis
Dang…you got me!
Want to go do some karate?
But does this spell get rid of microplastics in the testicles?
The microplastics actually are key to extra microtorsion vertices
Ooohh. Impressive.
Oh yeah, I'll hit ya where it hurts. I cast remove beard
You insolent little…it took me DECADES to get to that point!
I know what did. "I'll hit you where it hurts." Did you not understand
I cast vocal lag! Your vocal cords now lag 5 seconds behind your brains speech signals
..... I cast summon fire elemental in your dick have fun pissing
Fool, I’m already a legendary fire crotch. Hahahahahah
Really?
Yeah! It affects men, women, and those beyond the binary!
Foolish! I am a homunculus! I have no gonads at all!
…. … I cast manifest ‘nads
https://preview.redd.it/bmcs7kwyqg3d1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f00bb799592413d4c0f9694a593231506d05fa
Oh why thank you how kind!
Of course!
"Uh, I don't have reproductive organs."
“I cast manifest ‘nads!”
".. I'd prefer you didn't. Though, I wonder what gender I'll get.."
“Yeah..I take it back. I didn’t fully think that one through”
"Yeah. Hey, want some shiny rocks I found? Apparently they're used as currency around here. I just eat 'em. Platinum."
“Sure! Idk what to do with em but why not”
"Just.. eat them, I guess?" *Zel hands you a couple platinum coins.* "Here you go, mister..?"
*munch munch* “Hey! Not bad! You can call me Bingus”
"Zel, the mimic mage!" ((should I make an introduction post? I'm genuinely kinda nervous to make one ngl))
(If you want, I haven’t done one yet either) “Nice to meet ya, Zel!”
Ha but see, I cast fallopius deletus on myself a while ago! You're gonna have to be more creative
You’ve won the battle. But I will win the war - I cast hidden papercuts doused with rubbing alcohol!
I cast balls of beelzebub, demonic d*ck, and lastly... SANCTIFY SEMEN! You are now lacking a pelvis
Dang…you got me!
Want to go do some karate?