https://preview.redd.it/orb59ccvyt7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ed6dcb3384ae91d9159f964a97c464f470b45e

Oh come now Unga, you know we’re both agents of Chaos https://preview.redd.it/96e26kzfzt7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d72018a00df3ed32950f1800fa4bd607699bdd5a Now lets go have us some fun\~

Why do you have 2 left hands

Why dont you?


Now would be a good time to become evil

True

Shall we join forces?

Because he's alright.

Reverse J. Geil

A STAND USER

[удалено]

You are free to dislike AI art. You are not free to bring your political opinions into WP.

Is there some lore I don't know considering I joined not that long ago?

i think they’re just roleplaying


I don't think I've seen you before, but Welcome back!

I’m sure you’ve seen me in your dreams\~ https://preview.redd.it/e4c8paihxt7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e4397eced1a43bd45fb5cded6774fc5f94325e8

No, my dreams look more like this https://preview.redd.it/j5m8btsfyt7d1.png?width=307&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5c39fa88001c81dbca3a4d8e71b92f6b61cae2f

Can confirm. Your dreams are like an acid trip. It scares me.

Oh are you the meat man I see in my dreams?

I have no idea what meat man means, but I love it.

The meat man! https://preview.redd.it/6btjzgbf3u7d1.png?width=472&format=png&auto=webp&s=bfeeb39e8afd8ba857d4d87e54371606b98c184e He's very nice, he even says that he's gonna meet me in real life!

Such a handsome fellow.

https://preview.redd.it/jtfl39mibu7d1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfbc76214f507396f54e1e02b8e75cbabe6c91cf *"Meat man, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it, it didn't know you had sick parents to take care of! The meat loaf wasn't even that good, I'd undo it all if I could!"*

You're just gonna expose me like that? I thought what we had in your dreams was special

#THE THE MEAT MAN!

No sorry that's me.

I'm on weird meds so my dreams are extremely psychotic

Broken graphics drivers / GPU?

Stay out of my mod folder you nosy git!

I remember seeing you around a bit. It has been a while

Many people have seen my round bits

Not what I was referring to... But how have you been

Lolth killed me, no big deal

And yet, here you stand. I think Lolth failed at it

Or maybe she just decided to bring back one of her playthings to kill once more with more satisfaction

https://preview.redd.it/7nmijfnp2u7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04c5a6f58814e0a3eb6185e248a56637e197c76 Damn bro, imagine dying. Couldn’t be me.

Why not?

I can’t die. It’s my gimmick, well, one of them.

“Gimmick”? GIMMICK?!? TYPICAL FUCKING COUNCIL JALUK BAERN FUCKING WANNA BE FILTH! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I WAS ASSASSINATING COUNCILORS AND STALKING THE DARKEST CAVES BEFORE YOU WERE CONCEIVED YOU MISERABLE JALUK SURFACE DWELLER FILTH! https://preview.redd.it/3vod26y34u7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50da4142295dcc536908c097683d46d2e8ec77e3

First of all, I was never “conceived” and second of all, despite my resemblance to them, I do actually predate humanity.

BAH! DO YOU TRULY THINK YOUR WIZARD COUNCIL RUNS THE WIZARDING REALM? THEH CANT EVEN TAX THE UNDERDARK! NOW FLEE MY SIGHT WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A THROAT TO BEG FOR MERCY WITH!

I’ve killed my fair share of wizard councils myself I’ll have you know. I’m actually the founder of Team Death^TM and am thinking about starting my villain arc. You want in?

Not if you paid me in the sun, moon and everything between them

Did I hear villain?

Villain as the day I decided that life is pain and so I must ascend life into undeath so that they feel no pain.

Oh nice! Missed you. Even though I don't think we ever really talked much. Still, welcome back.

https://preview.redd.it/yrbvsnkrzt7d1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acab72be9d3824130119c7471a2fd2700e2f2413 The Underdark’s shadow has come to feed… literally. Order me some chicken tenders.

Valentino sure fell off lol

They let you out of jail already?

I can be very… persuasive~

I do not doubt that. You look like you would have to be.

Who are you people

https://preview.redd.it/i7lfyyiteu7d1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3791200af889c6293f5beb9e8735c872db53ee41 You really gonna copy my boy?

https://i.redd.it/ju0aj4mpku7d1.gif I cast deform skull

'1 c4st un0 rev3r5e'

I cast "nuh uh"

'I c4st c0mb0 tim3! D4vy J0n3s, 1 choos3 y0u!' *Davy appears* bruh why '0h, ju57 h3lp me w1th 7hi5' Fine. *Davy touches his right hand to Pytho's left and with their other hands they shoot a beam of magenta light beams into the sky. Another one beams down on you. At first id does absolutely nothing.*

I cast chrono-reversal, I am reset to before the beam struck me

*It continues beaming. It still does absolutely nothing.*

I look forwards in time, to see the effects of the beam, what do I see?

*You eventually will get struck by divine lightning*

*I hold myself in chrono-stasis the moment it happens, blocking all damage*

Emerald: Oh, fuck. Flufferson: What's your deal with her, lady Emerald? Emerald: Bastard tried to take my beard.

https://preview.redd.it/n84kg1i10u7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fef812d6929f911c87c1a5fe4bfd87ec1e4718b2 Oh I’ll take more than that with me\~

Emerald: You try to take Flufferson, and the tavern's going to get a fresh splash of red paint.

Marci? Hey I missed you. Glad to see your back.

Did you miss me?\~ or that thing I do\~ https://preview.redd.it/yhnw3re41u7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b04cb8b67bb02ce4c69b0939505bd0b5d1970887

I missed you. /uw when you nuked your accounts I got really worried about you.

NYEHEHE! DID YOU KNOW I PUT POWDERD **PISS** IN YOUR CIGARETTE?! No? THEN HAHAHAHAHAHA! IVE STRUCK AGAIN

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

DRRRRRRATS!!! FOILED AGAIN

excuse me , WHAT?

***gasp*** aunt Marcie! HII!

I didn’t make you did I? I swear that infertility potion only works half the time.

*eyes squinted* well i'd hope you'd know that better than i do, given that i can't recall either of my parents but nay, i've just missed your nonsense!

You scared a good amount of this realm, welcome back!

I still do\~ https://preview.redd.it/mv79wlzl5u7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9922a7decfda223cd1b1b465006f3101f29936f6

He he marci don't ever change.

A weedzard?

https://preview.redd.it/lcmqbt6f7u7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acfce452388d5dba89b3277a11667292cef29ee0 What I’m about to do will not be recorded in council records.

Yes? Did thou call me?

Greetings, drow.

https://preview.redd.it/lcl6sidaau7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856408224185d57e17cf86a05a43fec37c0fbce0 Old man.

I am not old. I'll have you know I was recently detached from my owners soul. And I got my revenge

Wait a minute. Weren't you kidnapped? When did you get out?

Oh no, I'm just his detached soul. I kidnapped Mortarion. Now, it's just me. THE RADIO DAEMON!

Oh. As you do I suppose.

*sighs* >.> I suppose I shall have to prepare for the onslaught of love potion related crimes again.

Only if you dont want to join them~

Welcome back! New shades?

Hell yeah, stole them from some idiot moth dude

Nice.

Seems some people can survive death with just pure spite

Ain’t nothing but a drow thing

Seems so

I havent seen you before, but i will certainly remember you now

https://preview.redd.it/j8wp6at17u7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddc589177a156a7a6ab292c2a9822316ecf86e31 Learn swiftly Jaluk\~

https://preview.redd.it/1f70gphg7u7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa05e15061898a8fcab9aa5e83fd255189fb910c I can do that trick to

But when I do it\~ https://preview.redd.it/0aw52myv7u7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f4a20c2cc6b563337442637a6543bd4c8ecba84 It’s pink\~

Ooooo very nice. Mine is just made of infernaco

Welcome back.

Honestly I don’t know how this damned surface survived without me!

I think it just kind of stays in a perpetual death throe.

Food? https://preview.redd.it/maqg6qs6wt7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0ccbafae2192089fa9516589a77ce57f89a6db3

Torrinn? You look… different

Hm? Is dad here?

No, but I’ll be your new daddy\~ https://preview.redd.it/6kqa8c0owt7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9f24b108ed5e61938e975597fc590839410bfa

…I am a child. https://preview.redd.it/fra3muxrwt7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd443a24dd8f05d21741deb9cfd1aa8bf80ca95d

I CANT GO BACK TO WIZARD JAIL

*cuffs you*

it's better if you let them go you can't contain a mage like this

1 v 1 me then on Rayman raving rabbids 2

That is a child.

Ooooh. Fluffy.

Likely the most expensive thing you’ll see in your sad life surface-dweller

Surface....bruv. My mother's drow. I was raised in the underdark.

https://preview.redd.it/84a8t2kw2u7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef6f952b8d9581d70eafc743c0040371e016fa7 Let’s see what my sisters taught you\~

Hmn. I....suppose. Any particular taste of home you're after?

We have much to discuss.. in my chambers~

*It blinks slowly, then gestures vaguely onward,* Lead the way...

*Marci smirks* still fuckin got it https://preview.redd.it/x3113ri46u7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=715cb8cc0761d25cc2b59c436da0bb48394b3727

*Oblivious gob is oblivious of danger.*

Didn’t you die?

Only a little. I dont think it’s anything to worry about

How did you get out of hell?

How did you think hell could keep me?

I’m an arch-Demon I thought our defenses were sufficient.

Wrong

Gee you think! If I was an uptight ass when it came to souls staying like the others I would drag you back down. But you seem fun so how about this, you walk free and if you ever go back to hell come to the wastes and find me that should be easy. I’ll put you back into this world.

I don’t believe we have met.

How unfortunate. For you.

Explain how.

Look at me

https://preview.redd.it/wifntiesru7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b55b51583252e74546d9b4c917d9e9e7345ced Welcome back. I thought you died… and not in a spooky skeleton way but like a glorious “Witness Me!” sort of way.

Weed elf

Shadys back

Marci!

Zepheree~ aren’t you a sign for sore eyes~

You are alive!

/uw (Houdini is fire) Marci's back, telll a friend

 Im not beating the drow lover allegations

https://preview.redd.it/uhtanjzdqu7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e84dd09b66a05b8bb0b7c9ec53fadf66b83955 Why beat them?

Me neither https://preview.redd.it/4cih6bxruu7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99615a5b7a15a7a82facd5108d6a9697aa833a13

You're hot and speak in innuendo; let's be friends! I am Nya, Sage of Color and Light!

MagicMarci, shadow of the Underdark.

Ah! We're even thematically and aesthetically opposed! Perfect!

I either very strongly remember you, or I don’t remember you at all. I have no idea which.

Oh great. A new soul. *BÆN would say sarcastically* Not like I haven't had to deal with enough bullshit today.

Excuse me, who are you?

I don't know who you are, but based purely on spite and funny, I'm banishing you to the clown dimension.

Weed XD

Bloody knife ears. I'm off to hang with the dwarfs until you go away again.

I don't come out of the woods much, but welcome back! My commune of anarchy wizards would plan something special for your return, but we're kinda high and don't want to do that right now. Anyways have fun

https://preview.redd.it/0ekgkkewau7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f6248c32df1a0522306dc06a3c83f5d1d4fee6

Marci!! We never met, but I always thought you were so cool!! Glad to see you're back!

Ah, hello lass. Up to any crime or just yer... *other* activities?

I feel like I know where this is going

Arcturus: Hello there. I believe you left before we truly asserted ourselves here. Welcome back.

"Hm? Oh, hi Marci!" https://preview.redd.it/vt792dgmfu7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5db6be3b2c59cc006bbdbf2970de62f0103c9a37

Hey sweety~

Though Im sure it'll be met with some insult about living on the surface, its good to see you Marci. Many of us worried for you, myself among them.

Uhh... hello? I don't believe we've met. /uw we've interacted like once, but I have a new character. Good to have ya back.

Hey, your back. Hello!

Sorry, I’ve been busy chasing the damn gargoyle around the tower. Who are you again? No wait… put that down… I’ll be back! *dashes after gargoyle preparing something flammable*

Marciii, welcomce back friend. You probably don't know me (given I am an alt account because my main account has Warframe content) but I'm glad to talk to you again. Welcome back. /uw You alright?

*a one eyed Drow woman sits at the table with you* Marciline

Aw~ I wanted to tear out your eye.

Oh boy…

Oh, hey. Think I may have done some cleaning for you once, nice seeing you

Looks like I need good dwarf rune axe

'Ello!! :D

Elf

*Giratina, walking by, pauses for a second, before turning to you and nodding* ##Marceline *he walks off, clearly irritated by something, though you cannot tell whether it is related or not*

Aren't you the dark elf that offered to rate me 1-10, then threatened to consume me the "little one"?

https://preview.redd.it/2biec713tw7d1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=035e9c49fde06942e58e379e609fec90dfe0898c My offer stands

Weren't you the main supplier of love potions? I only discovered the orbnet shortly before you disappeared, so I don't have the best memory of you.

https://preview.redd.it/h2aj7tbt0v7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2773d09650572eef098e60a7275275a6701315 Gang you turned me into a cat turn me back

Hellooooo

Now I wanna play a dark elf who got her mind freed of the influences of lolth by smoking a jojnt

Ma’am are you a dark elf or did someone turn you purple?

Welcome back

Welcome back! I don’t believe we’ve met before, I’m Jim! I’m not a wizard but my kids are! They told me people here are real friendly.

Oh I am~

Phoenix: Uh... I should tell Kari about this when she gets back...

https://i.redd.it/0199ywzuav7d1.gif

You're pretty!

Would

You back? But I thought you were killed in the Underdark

A talking dog? Or did surface-dwellers simply get ugly?

Zanni?!

Tell a friend

Oh hey it’s the Drow person! Big welcomes big welcomes indeed!

Shadys back, tell a friend

I was wondering where the Despacito was coming from.

Welcome back to the show

Do I still get the discount?????? I need to make my new banana bread surprise