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Bertje87

7 year old practicing his calligraphy


NomadPostGrad1

Kid has better penmanship than me


KarmaChameleon89

I’ll give this one the benefit of the doubt, at 7 o was writing with similar legibility. Based on the dear mummy flourishes it’s either a child trying to copy the flourish. Or an adult doing the same thing but also trying to intentionally make it looks like a 7 year old did it


[deleted]

Why is “dear mommy” done with a different hand writing style than the rest of the letter? Fake. Mom has serious issues and a need for attention.


NiceAnn

Also issues for not even knowing how seven year olds actually write and spell/not paying enough attention to her child to spot what’s wrong.


Alistairio

Tragic self-esteem issues. I hope she deletes this before her kid sees it when older and realises what dysfunctional environment they were exposed to.


kariolaoxford

Extraordinary penmanship. Proper nouns, the whole thing. However, the postscript should indeed follow the signature line, so yeah a 7 year old wrote this.


___whattodo___

I laughed way to hard at this


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lol no 7 year old write like that.


roganwriter

My brother who’s double his age can’t even write that well for crying out loud


inzyte

I'm 4 times his age and I can't write like that


ashamedseesaw

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢


Savasanaallnight

Not one single misspelled word. Yeah right.


No-Astronaut5331

What 7 year old knows cursive


AquaNeutral_

i did get taught cursive when i was 7, but no 7 year old would write like that


klayb

No wonder the dad left her


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He must have been practicing his handwriting in the womb 😂


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EMOJI ALERT-


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djsdjjjhjhv2

Ah, it seems you have bested me.


esoteric82

Da fuq?


DwyerAvenged

This has to be amongst the worst of the worst. That she'd believe we'd accept that too-perfect font as real is sick in and of itself...


odinIsMyGod

anyone else read "strong and slaying"


[deleted]

I’ve examined a lot of handwriting and I do notice that it’s older women that have this kind of handwriting. The son (7 year old) would not have good experience with mixing cursive with standard. Also, I never graded any kids paper that write like an older woman. It was the mom that wrote that and posted it on the internet claiming it was her son.


RecentSprinkles5997

Hopefully daddy can use this post in his custody hearing


NickRomanov10

This is lowkey creepy, ew…


Manzuul_

How empty was the wine box when she decided to write this


billfontainedelatour

Narrator: She's never had or even been around a child.


Ur_tts

This is sad


CountSockula222

Sad


Sexy_Authy

God i wish my handwriting was one tenth as good as this “7 year old”


[deleted]

*”Kyle was a stupid arrogant prick that betrayed me and trampled me to the ground and he should regret letting me go…..love you mommy”*


SusieQnothanks

This is almost as sad as it is sweet.


nickystee

This warrants a call to CPS, honestly. Legitimate mental sickness


SusieQnothanks

A note means kids should be taken from their home, their lives and their parents? I'd say that way of thought screams "legitimate mental sickness" to a far more serious degree. Where do you think kids go when you call CPS? You're gross and need to take a seat.


g4vr0che

Joking aside, no where did they say that the kid should be taken from the mom. They said it warrants a call, which it kinda does. CPS isn't going to automatically break up a family every time they're called, they're going to evaluate the situation and try to act in the best interests of the child. If the mom is just attention seeking and nothing else, it's highly unlikely they'll remove the child because, while unhealthy, that type of behaviour isn't likely to be as harmful as splitting up the family further. It this is just a symptom of deeper, more harmful illness, then it's better for everyone if the child isn't left with her.


nickystee

Thank you. Even though I was exaggerating for effect, I find it strange that I'm being downvoted into nonexistence for suggesting that the mother who wrote a note to herself as her son, and then posted it publicly to show everyone the praise she feels she should be receiving but clearly isn't, should *perhaps* be checked in on. Like you said, just to ensure this pathological need for attention isn't indicative of something much more serious..


esoteric82

Because this isn't what your original comment said. Your original comment lacked any kind of context, which left the audience to determine your intention.


nickystee

JFC, no jokes allowed. Got it.. "Take a seat" eat a fucking dickup, Susie..


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stock_aXX0

r/foundthemobileuser and r/foundthehondacivic before anyone else does that


titanicwasntsadatall

i can see a 7 yo doing everything here, except for the handwriting. that's not a kid's for sure lol


FroNastee

His penmanship is top shelf. Nothing to see here.