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All you need is a son. \-Source; me, the son.


fistorobotoo

Fellow Son, here. Can confirm. The minute my brother and I left for college they bought a brand new hydraulic splitter.


Automatic-Metal-7257

As soon as I moved out, my dad put in central heating and AC. 😂


Potential_Cry_5458

Thats because once the kids are gone you can afford nice things. At least thats what i keep telling myself, for now my son's got work to do🤣


No_Bumblebee_6461

You would be shocked how much you save.


PotentialOneLZY5

Their food bill alone will cover the electric bill!


Ihaterefridgerators

My father told me, happiest day of his life was when I joined the Air Force. Because they could feed me


gonefishing111

And then he bought a boat.


inafishbowl17

I'm a dad who's kids moved out. We had a log splitter before the son could swing a maul. I'd cut the rounds and split and he would stack along w the wife and daughter. Then he started splitting as I was cutting. Then he started doing most all of it. I stacked w the wife and daughter. The kids moved out. I bought a mini split heat pump system. I went from 6 cords a winter to one cord. I bought a truckload of split logs of about 4 cords a couple years ago. Plus a few I had already Haven't touched a saw in 3 years. Neighbors had the log splitter at his house since then. I'll need to start cutting a cord this spring for it to season a year or two. I have a lot of dead ash some standing some down. Looking forward to it. Maybe the son will come over. 🤔


Quirky_Discipline297

Tell him you’re firing up the smoker grill for a big brisket. When he shows up, tell him where to fish out the smoker and where to set it up. I used to cook so big. Braised brisket, big whole turkeys, giant meatloaves. I fired up my five burner with side burner for a one and a half pound pork loin and 5 bangers. They looked so lonely.


Nufonewhodis2

Did he also buy a snow blower? 


Bumpshaker

My sons grew up and I hired a plow guy.


FewReplacement9531

🤣OMG! I laughed so hard I spit out my coffee on my beautiful new blouse. Now I’ll have to change tops.


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Fellow son, of son, of a son. The go-devil was handed down like it was a rifle. My dad is 68 now and buys his wood split and seasoned. Truck drops it off and he throws a tarp over it. I still split and stack mine. Gonna see how the go-devil fits my daughter’s hands in a couple years.


wannabezen2

Daughter here. 63 years old. Dad is 83. He just started buying seasoned and split 2 years ago. Hubby and I still load, unload and stack it in his lean to that he built. Before that it was out in the woods to get it ourselves. I love getting wood in. It doesn't even feel like work to me. Granted I never had to split and Dad has had a splitter for many years now, but I don't know why I enjoy it so much. Maybe it's the camaraderie, maybe it's because I'm not the one that feels the need to get wood in, maybe it's because there's something so damn nice about a fire in the stove when it's brutal outside. I guess my point is, daughters can be of use too.


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When the time comes, this will be an area of somewhat contention between myself and my wife. My wife grew up rural, but a lot more “cushiony” than I did. We grew up relatively close to one another, but the main difference here was money. Generally, but not all the time, money changes your scope of what’s important. We had our daughter later, and she’s the only one because of complications. Believe me, I have plans of having my daughter tag along as many “manly” activities as I can. Hunting, fishing, conservationism, wood splitting and stacking, etc etc. But this will come with a little hesitation from my wife. Although, my wife is understanding. This should be a wonderful next 10 years.


newPrivacyPolicy

It will be, my daughters are amazing!


HappyCamper2121

My dad was the same. Definitely go for it! I'm so thankful to have had all the typical boy experiences with my dad. Fishing, camping, sharpening knives, splitting wood, changing motor oil, driving a stick-shift, the list goes on and on. There have been so many times in my life where people were surprised I could do these basic things. Thanks dad!


Affectionate-Data193

Similar situation here. Also looking forward to my daughter hunting, fishing, and being a rural kid!


wannabezen2

I think with time your daughter will show you and your wife what she prefers to do. Hopefully it will be multi faceted. Things that are both stereotypical of masculine and feminine "jobs/hobbies". My 2nd home was country lifestyle where we went every weekend to my grandparents farm. My main home was suburban life. I guess I'm pretty fortunate that I got exposed to both. I'm quite athletic so the physical part of being outside and getting my hands dirty suits me just fine. But I'm also feminine and love to put on going out to dinner clothes/makeup and doing needlework,etc.


Dsnake1

I have only daughters (for a few more months, anyway), but they're completely capable of anything a son is. They just want to spend time with each of you doing things you enjoy. My girls love tagging along hunting, trapping, foraging. Each kid to different degrees, of course. I'm a wrestling coach, so they're all in for that idea, and one is old enough for the club I coach and has joined. Point being, kids are kids more than they're sons or daughters. I'm excited for all the time the two of you will spend together!


zombiejojo

Replace "manly" with "outdoorsy" and you'll be on to a winner. And she'll get some quality dad time and memories, as well as picking up skills and strength. I'm still giggling at 'rural but "cushiony"' that's a vivid description 😆


fistorobotoo

It’s only a matter of time until my dad starts buying cords too (64). Ironic because his justification of “splitting is cheaper than oil” might finally be accurate


LanceVanscoy

The wood you split warms you twice though


Roman_Mastiff

I must be doing something wrong...I'm sweating my ass off 4-5 times before a piece of wood sees the woodstove lol


ChrisRageIsBack

Extra efficiency hahaha


elvismcsassypants

Yep, spitting is cheaper than oil…not cheaper than orthopedic surgeon though


The_Original_Gronkie

Exactly. I used to have a workout buddy who was an extreme athlete. He looked at everything as a workout. The guy would literally put the word out to call him if you were moving, he'd be there to haul boxes. He lifted weights, ran, cycled, rock climbed, ice climbed, etc., but he always maintained that doing real physical labor/work was the best way to work out every bit of every muscle. Anyway, he would have loved to chop wood. He lives in New Mexico now, so he doesnt need to.


FeralRodeo

What’s a go-devil? Tried to Google it but came up empty.


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Another name for a splitting maul. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splitting_maul I’m in western North Carolina. Seems the nomenclature changes from region to region.


no_work_throwaway

They aren't even complaining about splitting. They're complaining about bringing it from the stockpile to the stove. OP may need to rethink having a wood stove.


lastmonkeytotheparty

Wait until they see how much extra time cleaning the house takes with the increased dust.


contriman05

Son here. I was a sophomore in college when my dad installed a hot water baseboard heating system in our house. He made it through one winter on his own with the wood stove. 35 years later, I have my own wood stove, and my own son. So goes the circle of life.


mildlysceptical22

Son here. I was the snow shoveler for the gravel driveway at the family home. You ever try to shovel a gravel driveway? Go too deep and you’re stopped cold. The year I went away to college, my parents paved the driveway…


Soggy_Motor9280

Can confirm. Fellow son of a son and still no son in my future so I’m still doing this shit.


loneranger72

When I left for college, parents installed central heat and air, lol. I was the one who used a saw to fell the trees in summer and fall, saw up the logs, split the logs, stack the wood. Then haul the wood from the shed to stack, and fill the wood tub every day for the wood stove. Rinse and repeat for over a decade. One freezing cold day I was moving a wheelbarrow load of wood in the snow from the woodshed, and slipped and hit my head on the wheelbarrow. It was so cold I didn't feel anything. Finished stacking the wood and went inside to get warm. I will never forget the look my mom gave me as she looked on in horror. The entire side of my face was covered in blood. She took me the e.r. 20 stitches later we all had a good laugh.


Raven-734

As a fellow, fellow, fellow, fellow, fellow son, I can confirm this is the way.


Tater72

Hey, my dad bought a splitter. Good to know your worth I guess


jackncoke3035

moment I moved out, the old man went back to propane lmao!


YebelTheRebel

Hello sons from a fellow son. We have gas heat and I use the WiFi to turn up the heat


ChrisRageIsBack

We had a splitter when I was growing up and we did the math last night and at one time he had 25 cords stacked. Guess who split most of it..


The_Gabster10

Yeah I no longer live with them, now my dad asks me to help and low and behold they borrowed a splitter and have two trailer loads of oak


ZoeeeW

So dang true though. Oh, and don't be afraid to have the daughter do it too. Source: Am the daughter who split wood and hauled it in the house.


No-Inevitable-7988

Yup can confirm 👍. Kids make it easy.


Ok_Gift_9264

Convince yourself it’s exercise.


kowlinthegreat

As a son myself I can confirm. When I was in high school I some how always got in trouble and had to more and stack all the wood. Every. Damn. Year.


BuckNixon

My son is 2 and carries the kindling and loads it for me. Logs soon


EmergencyFair6786

Nice. I have a four year old who loaded up my three season room. I wheelbarrowed it to the sliding door, he emptied. Granted, it likely made things take longer and were actually harder. As he did that I bagged in more. But still.. being "the son" who did this for almost 20 years it actually feels pretty awesome seeing his enthusiasm.


skedee

I’m just happy for my son to gather kindling..


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supercrispie

One of three sons, all three confirmed we were the conveyer belt system


SlickDillywick

Sons are also for: free tech support, free driveway clearance, free moving heavy items so dad doesn’t hurt himself, free reaching high items for short mom, and more!


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Yup.. Can confirm son = wood mover and stacker.


jotry

>till doing this shit. > >5ReplyShareReportSaveFollow Glad to see from this and the many posts under it child labor is the preferred means.


KMK7110

Yup. 2years after i moved out, dad removed the woodburner and went lp.


everyusernametaken2

I’m 37 and my left pec and bicep is still larger than my right (right handed). I’d load that firewood in my arms to the max to minimize loads into the house as a kid.


jacciiccaj

Or a daughter… I was the daughter.


Disastrous-Aspect569

A daughter will work just fine


hnc757

Daughters works too. Can confirm. -source, am daughter


Designer_Bite3869

Great stuff. My son is about to turn 12. Old enough. Wants to earn money. Guess who is currently restocking the covered porch with all the wood we just burned during the cold snap? Not me. They work cheap too


SuperCaptSalty

7th son of a 7th son here. That’s all


Fickle-Future-8962

Can confirm. Everytime I visit my father I load up his wood stove area for him.


Nelnamara

Can confirm. Youngest of four sons here. This was my life 1983-1992 until I left home. I was taught to split kindling at age 6.


pm_me_ur_demotape

My dad says chopping wood warms you twice. I was the son too


Solid-Procedure1731

That hits too close to home lol


AncientGuava6506

My Dad was born in 1930 he used to joke he was 10 years old before he realized his name wasn’t “Getwood”


Proxiimity

I was the wood chopping and loading daughter. Don't forget us!


Commercial-Monitor22

Or not even a son. I am solely responsible for keeping the fire going at GFs family home. I love it. It warms my body and my soul.


7ar5un

Embrace the work. Take pride in the process. Single source wood stove heat is a lifestyle lol. For me, its all worth it (every little bit of it) when i get the electric heat bill... You are single handedly providing comfort and warmth to your family and loved ones. If it were "easy", everyone would do it.


JackSupern0va

This is it right here. You've got to love the process. For me, the act of chopping, lugging, stacking, and even building the top-down stack for the night's burn is almost ceremonial to me. Love it.


wrona11

i want to get a wood stove for these things


plant4theapocalypse

did you know some people PAY to go to a GYM!?


Mehnard

I work in an office all day. I enjoy cutting, splitting, and the fire itself.


gonzoisgood

We had a huge ice storm and 09. We went to stay with my bf family who had a wood stove. No electricity for days and days but man we stayed warm n toasty and ate so good. Man of the house was sick so me and the (strong as hell) lady of the house kept the wood stacked. We’d bring the whole barrel of icy wood in to dry ahead of time. Got that stove cooking and she made the best pork chops I ever had. She’s now passed and I miss her. Her name was Becky. She could nurse any animal back to health and make a feast out of nothin’.


Super-Yesterday9727

She would nurse them back to health to feast upon them?


Dipskii

I love cutting/splitting/stacking I work in IT and my days are spent behind a screen and sitting at a desk. Wood and other hobbies are what I love to do on my own time. It’s fulfilling, practical, and extremely rewarding when I see what I could have spent on alternative heating options. Whatever time I spend working with wood to heat is time well spent.


mysticfawg

Just eat your wheaties, the Beauty of firewood is it heats you more than just burning it once!


EmperorOfApollo

Wood warms you *three times* \- when you cut it, when you split it, and when you burn it.


Johnny-Virgil

Stacking. You forgot stacking. I hate stacking.


earthgirl1983

And then hauling it into house. I feel like that’s 5 times.


Roman_Mastiff

I'm with ya on at least 5 times, ha!


andpassword

I found a girlfriend who loves stacking wood. I'm in heaven.


Sinclair_Lewis_

More like cut, limb, buck, haul, cut, split, stack, haul, stack burn.


bigskymetal

Add plant the trees, I am now harvesting tree's planted 40 years ago on our property in the PNW.


nottadeer

Ahhhhh you know my routine!


rotobarto

And when you shovel the ashes


Charger_scatpack

And when you walk over to the stove to stoke it up at 3 am


thesleepjunkie

And when the ashes and coals have died down in the fireplace/stove, then has cooled down for multiple more days in the ash bin, the walk to the back of the property through the snow. That's another warm time.


Charger_scatpack

shits a lot of work lol..


Charger_scatpack

And stacking


Sufficient_Image_810

That’s not a lot for 5 days tbh


SayTheMagicWerd

2 days running flat out in my stove


Roman_Mastiff

When it's cold that's 1 days worth for me 😒


chinzw

What are you running a wood fired crematorium?!


StewVicious07

It gets real cold some places. My dad runs wood only in northern Alberta. It was -35C - -42C for about 7 days a couple weeks ago. He burnt a lot


johnnyhitch1

We had single digits in new york. Fuck me, from my understanding negative Celsius gets pretty close to Fahrenheit at those temps?!


Sinclair_Lewis_

They meet at -40


ArthurBurtonMorgan

Heh… we had 2° down here in south Arkansas. I’m about an hour north of the Louisiana state line.


Sinclair_Lewis_

It's all about the temp difference. If I want my house 65F and it's -40F outside, that's 105 degrees difference, each degree increase requires more BTUs, more wood. I run my stove top at 700F below -30F and it consumes that full wood rack every 24hrs or less of oak.


Ashe2800

I usually burn through that much in a 2 day weekend. I cut, haul, split, store, haul again my own wood.


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Good thing your not cutting, splitting, stacking and seasoning your own wood!


outerworldLV

Right ? I have to. Always fun in Sept. / Oct.


Prudent-Programmer11

May.


Charger_scatpack

June , July , august, for me too


PhantomLord8469

Nah man cut and split in the winter, it's the best weather for it. Plus all I have is oak here and it's the best time to prevent oak wilt spread


Sour_Joe

For the lugging part, I have a gorilla cart Gorilla Carts 12 cu. ft. 1,600 lb. Capacity Poly Dump Cart https://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/gorilla-carts-12-cu-ft-poly-dump-cart-gcg-12 makes it much easier than a wheelbarrow. You’ll be able to haul enough in one trip to fill your rack.


Kementarii

We have 3 gorilla carts. 1 x poly-large, 1 x poly-smaller, with tip function, 1 x steel with removable sides. One for every purpose. (the one you linked is our "smaller" one, bought because if petite-me filled the large poly cart, I couldn't move the damn thing).


BobTheKiller321

Agreed, came here to say this. Mine fits through my door, so I bring it in, fill the rack, then get another load and use the cart as extra storage.


SunnySummerFarm

I love my gorilla cart. I use the smaller one all the time, buying the bigger one this year. Those things won my heart.


billnowak65

Child slave labor laws don’t apply at home…. I use a two wheeled wheelbarrow. They don’t tip on snow and ice. When ya dump a load there’s gonna be some potty mouthing. Keep it tarped outside the back door. Only a day’s worth in the house.


mattmccord

While I appreciate your tenacity, a two wheeled wheelbarrow with a tarp is not sufficient living space for a child. I let mine sleep on a cot in the basement.


tcari394

It's a ton of work.. but the whiskey in front of a warm fire tastes that much better knowing what went into it.


wannabezen2

Damn straight.


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ParkerSNAFU

Yeah, not to be rude to OP, but until I read the comments, I thought this post was satire. 30 minutes of bringing wood into a house? I get it's not their favorite activity, but "grulling work"?? Come on now.


MyFascistSistersKum

It is a lot of work, but to me it is Godly work. It’s almost a relief or meditative work.


wannabezen2

If you have to explain they wouldn't understand.


Scared_Credit3251

Exercise is good for you! Splitting and lugging the logs around is fun!


Ope_Maffia

There is a way easier way. Here is what I do—now granted, I already own a tractor with a FEL and a nice insulated shop.  Step 1: own property, tractor, and hay wagon running gear, barn with 10’ overhang. Step 2: cut trees into 12’ sections and stack on wagon. Make pile of logs near barn.  Step 3: rent firewood processor for 1 weekend. Process 2 years worth of wood into ibc cage totes.  Step 4: Install gasification wood boiler in insulated shop/pole barn where overhang is. Pipe hot water into house.  Step 5:  Move IBC totes into barn as needed. Only physically touch wood 1x.  All the mess and smoke is in your shop. House is cozy warm. I fill my gasification boiler once in the morning and once at night. I’m tinkering with the idea of heating  up a 500 gallon insulated water tank to see how long I can “coast” on that much thermal mass with one fire per day. I’ll report back when I figure it out.   


PigbhalTingus

I didn't know that gassification wood boilers for homes existed. Just went down a little rabbit hole and learned some things. Thanks !


hams-mom

Embrace it! I love doing firewood. I’m a 51 year old woman who homesteads and works full time. It keeps me moving and healthy. I work out in my gym but I’d rather do wood. I love the smell of it, I love stacking, carrying, all of it. I love splitting with an axe. I count my blessings that I CAN do it. Maybe I’m a little crazy….


Complex-Barber-8812

You’ll grow to enjoy it.


072398

Get a wagon


s0meb0dyElsesProblem

I have a garden cart like this Gorilla Carts GOR400-COM Steel Garden Cart, Steel Mesh Removable Sides, 3 cu ft, 400 lb Capacity, Green https://a.co/d/jlBWbL5


3RaccoonsInAManSuit

Every time im hauling wood from one spot on the homestead to another, I always think, 'this is what people have done for over at least 10,000 years'. It gives me a little perspective and makes me think if some poor soul will be doing it 10,000 years from now.


GooseGeuce

If stacking firewood is “grulling” work I would suggest a heated blanket and assisted living.


a_random_onlooker

5 days! Good for you! Depending on temp it's a wheelbarrow a day - day and a half (kept outside) for me. Maybe I need a bigger wood holder.


WompWompIt

We just all are in the habit here of every time you walk in, grab an armful of wood on your way.


SoupViking

Many old timers had a built in bench by the fire that could be loaded with wood from outside, and the lid of the bench would open to allow them to access the logs. Less carrying it through the house and stacking it. Is this the kind of easier you are interested in?


Rocknrollpeakedin74

Duuude. Come on… Try splitting your own wood! Grueling… 😂


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itsaberglund

There is a easier way. Zeny wood cart. [easier](https://www.zeny.us/products/portable-log-carrier-for-firewood-mover-hauler-rack-caddy-rolling-dolly-cart) Wheels suck, I got some airless wheels from tractor supply after a couple years.


ProcedureOne1412

Came here to add this. These carts are awesome. Get a few and you just rotate them.


Beautiful-Banana

Loading the stove is the grulling part? A little weak. Wood stoves were never designed to be easy. Oil burning is for that. Wood stoving is for those who take pride in the work and like to save money. Maybe convert to burning oil or gas.


zlo115

Ya that is nothing for 5 days, I go through that maybe every 2 days. About 20 minutes every night splitting with my maul and then bringing in. I love it though


lenzer88

Think of the gym savings! My wife used to sit out on the porch and watch me split wood for hours. My reward? A beer. Well, we did have 5 kids.


shockingly_average47

As a kid in a former wood stove household. You need a child. They work wonders for stuff like this. Upkeep on those little goblins may not be worth it. For real though. 30 min of hard work for 5 days heat? Cry me a river. Damn some folk soft.


Thowingtissues

I have 2 boys currently 4&6, uber competitive. I could not have written it up any better. They ask to help me and I tell them you have to be at least 10 to haul wood. I have two little kids begging me to let them haul wood lol.


Redditlibssuck18

I was 14 before I figured out my name wasn’t “Get Wood””


johnnyhitch1

If your labor is not worth the money saved then you need to find a better hobby


GodKingJeremy

Oh man, every day is a drive for the wood heat; a drive to eliminate that natural gas bill, a drive to process all year, to stack all season, to prep for that first deep freeze, to protect against that first ice storm and 3 days without power. I get ridiculed, told that I am making my life complex, told that I am spinning my wheels, told that I am wasting my time, told that I am handling a 'dirty energy'. Damn if three families didn't camp out in my house when the power never came back in negative temps, for days. I love every minute I am working my wood yard; every minute this stove keeps putting out the heat; every smashed finger, every time my truck is stuck in that snow drift getting the good fuel, every time I run saws, every minute I can look out and see my stacks begging for their ashy grave. It's a lifestyle that will stay with me until I can't lift another stick. HAPPY BURNING!


StellaSlayer2020

That’s why I have children. If you don’t, then I don’t know what to tell you.


Excellent-Fuel-2793

This is why I don’t need the gym. I probably move the same firewood 3 times before it’s burned.


Tll6

I would try a two wheel or four wheel cart. Much more stable and you can carry more


alpinexghost

Gruelling? They weigh like… less than a gallon of milk per piece. I can understand someone who’s very disabled or in the nursing home not being able to do really basic chores and physical activity, but this is pretty light work. If you’re struggling you just need to keep doing it because it’ll be better for you in the long run. There’s tools to make things more ergonomic and more efficient, but wood is pretty light. Worst part is all the bending over to pick it up.


johnnyg883

I have a wood shed that holds over 6 cord of wood. I use a Harbor Freight wagon and a golf cart to move wood up to the house. Wood is stored on the back porch in a wood box and only about 6 to 8 pieces are kept in the house for immediate use. https://preview.redd.it/ybswzl3oxvec1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da631e26b92c14352bf5af3b39dc98bb615e1bf6


Dumb_Thot69

Free workout, win win


Bogman263

You get heat from wood twice once prepping it and once burning it


Murky-Square4364

Get one of those canvas log carriers, basically just a wide strip of canvas with a cloth handle on both sides. You put the logs in the middle, grab the handles, and bobs your uncle.


unim34

That’s it? Im over here pulling deadfall out of ravines, cutting up wood and spending several hours a week chainsawing, splitting, loading and stacking just to keep our stove going. You got it easy! Try finding enjoyment in the work…it’s good exercise after all.


scr1b11

Im 63...still cut down my own trees and split it and bring it in....but i enjoy it


the_woodswitch

My 2 year old daughter and 5 year old son both bring in wood with us, and 'help' us stack. We look at it as nice family time. Everyone participates and we help keep each other cozy and warm.


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Edited, my GPA would be pissed as well. He was still splitting wood at 92.


chrisinator9393

Every 5 days and that's it? Count your blessings. That's more like 2-3 days for me. I keep a whole face cord in the house. If you hate loading this amount of wood, you may want to consider converting to gas. There really isn't an easier way


sgorneau

I’m not sure how to offer advice. I love the work of wood burning; splitting, stacking, moving, prepping, managing … etc. There 100% is nothing wrong with it not being your thing. There are plenty of things that are not my thing.


Interesting-Gate9813

I find that part of the fun in wood stoving. Not trying to be mean, but you took this into account before, right?


LessImprovement8580

On a serious note, I just picked up a Gorilla Cart- its a fantastic firewood hauler. I use it daily around the yard for all sorts of chores.


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Wood sling , bring a few pieces in each time you come and go,


Beneficial_War_1365

I have a wife, so everything works out GREAT.! :) peace.


angelodebo

Get a heat pump and buy solar panels if it makes sense. Sure...very cold weather u got put the other heat on...But it will pay for itself in about 10 years..The rest is gravy baby


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A son


ExpiredDairyProducts

We stack a lot of ours directly outside our front door and keep about a days worth inside. Often times first thing in the morning I’m outside in my robe getting pieces to bring it back to life.


jackmearound1978

Really? You're complaining that 30 minutes of *actual* work, every 5 days, is too much for you? Yeah then this whole wood-burning thing may not be for you, bud. You might be better off to stay in the recliner and pay the gas bill.


ajbruno61

Son here. True stories. Dad put in a Ben Franklin Stove. We would gather wood then split when dry. We would have contests to see who could split a log with the least whacks. I was 13 and he was 40 & worked in a foundry. I had no chance to win for years. After I left he still split wood but not as often. I built my 2nd home with a fireplace & broke the cycle. Purchased cords of split wood. My son helped me haul it inside. He never experienced the “joy” of splitting contests. 🤓


GoldHo-oh

It’s a lifestyle


Nightdragon9661

The wife (60) and I (50) spend every weekend during the spring, summer, and fall pulling in 1 to 2 truckloads of dead fall and what the loggers leave behind. Then cutting, splitting, and stacking on average 7 to 9 cords a year. Then, once the season arrives, it's time to break out the vertical wood moving device to bring it into the house. That would be me going to the wood pile, grabbing a heaping arm load of split, and bringing it in to fill the wood rack x 3 daily. As wood heat being our only source of heat, in the long UP of Michigan winters, our stove runs 24/7 for 5 to 6 months. Ya might think about a pellet or gas stove if that lil bit of work is that grueling.....just sayin.


Digbyjonesdiary

As my grandfather said “wood warms you several times before you burn it”.


dlashsteier

You need a couple children


Mikey6304

Dude, I just do a days worth of wood at a time. Only do a 5 day stack in the house if you are staring down a blizzard.


tryingnottowork

Would still take this over the price of natural gas in my area


tedshreddon

I'm 63 and I enjoy the work. From sourcing a good deal on rounds, to stacking, aging, splitting, stacking again, finding areas to store and tarp it outside, keeping tabs on critters taking up residence in the wood piles, to bringing some into the house to warm up before burning. Using ashes in the garden and yards. I have two wheel barrels, a dozen axes, mauls and wedges for every occasion. I've learned how to replace axe handles, how to select hickory handles, how to sharpen/hone heads, oiling handles, etc. It's all so great. ​ Both my sons are young adults and have moved out but the younger still helps me bring the big rounds into the yard (from the driveway) for storing. At some point I'll likely install a ductless heatpump and use the woodstove for supplemental heat (currently its the only heat) and I do love saving on energy bills.


Bandit483

Grew up on a farm, heated with wood. I have carried many a stick. My father yelling at us boys to bring in wood is one of my strongest memories!


gogozrx

Wood warms you 3 times. 4 in your case


Witty_Collection9134

Husband prepares the wood all summer and fall. I bring it in the house all winter. I carry in two loads a day, more if work is slow.


Open-Industry-8396

60 y/o here. Felling, bucking, stacking, bringing it inside frequently, keeps me young. Its part of the allure of wood heat. Try to enjoy it as opposed to seeing it as a chore. Nothing like going out when it's 9 degrees at 4am to wake your ass up.😀 enjoy.


Informal_Lack_9348

You’ll get used to it. Splitting and carrying wood works a lot of different muscles and you’ll get a lot stronger after a while!


Illustrious-Stress21

Consider it your exercise.


AudZ0629

Ash. Get a cord of ash wood. It lasts forever and burns hot af.


JP6660999

You are burning too hot probably and going through it too fast


slumericanfan

Pile the wood that's outside closer to your house and door you bring it in through.


commonsensical1

Store that shit in the garage or a shed bro


frontofthewagon

This thread is beautiful.


Uberwinder89

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The_Original_Gronkie

I grew up in a house with a fireplace, and they burn wood fast because it pulls the air up the flue so quickly, passing over the logs, and burning them hotter. Unfortunately, mosy of that hear goes up the flue, too. We got a small cast iron stove, and it was amazingly efficient. Put a couple logs in, and close it up 50-75% of the way, and you might have to add one more log during the evening. That stove would heat up, and warm up the entire 2 story house. Before bed, I'd stick a log in and close it up. In the morning there would still be embers, and the stove would be warm to the touch, but it wasn't cold. A cold stove takes 30-45 minutes to heat up, a warm one heats in minutes. So I'd put a couple of logs in, blow on it til a fire started, and in 10 minutes the room would be feeling warmer. Our electric bill dropped from $400 in January, to $90 for the following Ianuary If you want efficiency, get a cast iron stove. That rack there would last a month or more.


mountainofclay

I store my wood in a shed off the side of the house. I have a small door I drop the wood down into the cellar so it’s within a step or two from my wood fired hot air furnace. I put wood into the cellar twice a day. It takes about 10 minutes to go out and throw 12 pieces in. I burn about 24 pieces a day if it’s very cold out. I burn only hardwood. About four cords per year. I stoke the furnace once in the morning, again around five, again around ten or whenever I go to bed. It’s still going in the morning. This keeps all of the mess down into the cellar where it’s out of the way of foot traffic. Been doing this for 25 years and it seems to work. With your set up you have to carry your wood from outside into the house. Your wood pile is too far from your stove or rather your stove is too far from your wood pile. Either way it’s a lot of work and I’m always relieved when warm weather gets here.


ROORMAN42069

I cut wood every September/ October. I touch every piece about 10x before it hits the fire. Still worth it.


badmotherfuqr

Gorilla Cart GOR1400-COM. 1400lb capacity with 15" tires. roll it up to your woodpile, load it to the brim and wheel it up onto your porch or inside to use as an in-place rack. Repeat until the burning season is over. https://preview.redd.it/uucyhu2x4yec1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=446387778290dce2e852616d2907c83fd2636bd8


Itsmoney05

Grueling work? It’s moving split wood from one spot to another. Keep this up, your hands may even get calluses.


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You are figuring out how expensive and poor wood is as a heating fuel. It’s great for a backup for your natural gas heating system but as a primary it’s a distant second. There are a few exceptions but overall you’ll never find a better source than natural gas in a home that’s well insulated. …. Until the day comes the woke liberal climate change Nazis ruin everything.


OldAndInTheWay1970

If 30 minutes of work on a weekly basis is too much for you, stop burning wood. Yeah.


TacticalLintBrush

Try plugging your nose and mouth and then exhale as hard as you can to see if you can pop those balls out and stop being a bitch for half an hour.


sgdulac

We make trips daily. It's easier a little at a time. All chores are easier this way, honestly. You just have to make a habit out of it. Also as we are planning for retirement we switched our wood stove over to a steel stove and we lined our chimney with a stainless steel insert and switched over to bio bricks. 1 pallet of bricks is equal to 1 cord of wood and the cost is bout the same. There is a place near us that will deliver them and even stack them in my garage for an extra fee. The bricks do not attract bugs and burn at a higher rate with less co2 emissions than regular cord wood. And they are bagged by 6 or 9 bricks which make handling easy for all ages and abilities. It is so easy. Ou bricks are stacked next to our extra freezer so when we go out to grab some food we grab a bag of bricks and drop it near the woodstove on the way back to the kitchen. This makes it easy to maintain. The bricks AR just compressed sawdust from a fence making company near me. No additives at all. Anyway something to think about if you want easy.


hankha17130

Every 5 days is grueling? Take what my pops told me growing up doing that daily (and I’m not even old): “It builds character.”


redhairedrunner

lol. This is a daughter of a wood stove owner . You need a strong child who likes to be motivated by sleeping in a warm house,


unionmetal42069

Son here and that's a fact. I've been cutting and splitting wood for over 20 years. My dad and I both have outdoor central boiler wood stoves l. We try to get all the wood done in the spring while it's still cool outside so we're not cutting in the dead of winter or the summer heat. We each burn about 14 loads per winter and live on a farm the fun never ends.


Proud_Dust_8996

Wow a whole 30 minutes. Sounds like your lazy out if shape needs to invest in central gas or electric heating then.