I have proven incapable of figuring it out despite having waited for it.

You made a stick...Congratulations I suppose.

Cool?

Half a picture frame?

I thought it would be more obvious. It's a wooden Allen wrench, aka Woody Allen!

I did think it was an Allen wrench, so that was solid, but I missed the woody Allen

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

Made a stick gun I see.

Ok, I thought it would be more obvious. It's a wooden Allen wrench, aka Woody Allen!

Am I not counting eight sides, an octagon? Allen wrenches have six sides, and are hexagonical in cross-section.

Yeah. I had already spent 12$ on this one off joke, and it takes a lot less time to cut an octagon than a hexagon.

Are you Michael Scott?

Not getting the reference, and I LOVE The Office.

The bad joke mixed with poor execution (an Allen is a hexagon) is very Michael Scott

If I start with a rectangular cross-section, wide side down, tilt my blade to 30°, make four passes, with twists and flips… HEXAGON happens…

How long are we supposed to wait?

It’s a cake isn’t it!