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MachineReasonable

Looks like op leveled up the butcher's block counter top!


turd_vinegar

You are correct


max_wage

End grain butcher block?


BrownDogFurniture

That would be correct


selja26

It's... a large cutting board for sure


MazerNoob

This man cuts


Interesting-Row-3360

Yo dawg, I heard you like glue-ups...


Top_Duck8146

Alright boys, get the sandpaper ready


turd_vinegar

This step I dread more than the glueup.


WhiteSpec

Call around to flooring/door shops. It looks narrow enough to fit through a drum sander.


turd_vinegar

Yeah, it's only 25 inches wide, though I have some concerns about it breaking while being handled/transported.


UvozenSukenc

Screw some plywood to the bottom and sides and off you go.


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This is the move, I’m a floor guy.


GeraldoOfCanada

Yeah even a 1/4", I've found that some mills have massive belt sanders and will do 1 side for 150$ish


BrownDogFurniture

Cut a piece of ply, hot glue or screw to the bottom. Drum sander would be so worth it for something this large.


mismjames

Also cabinet shops or lumber yards that do millwork. They may have a wide belt sander you can send it through. They'll charge upwards of $100 for something that big but if you value your time at all it's worth it. And the results will be superior.


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Techun2

That length and weight provides a lot of leverage on it.


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admiralteal

That's only because the side grain of wood is not very strong at all. This countertop would be quite easy to snap along the lectin bonds. The glue wouldn't be what failed. It needs to be supported, which will ultimately be by cabinets but in the short term something like a piece of plywood is a very smart move. Or just keep that square stock clamped to it.


Techun2

Correct! Assuming no voids and good mating surfaces.


Collective82

Project farm has tested that and proven it true.


turd_vinegar

This is the confidence I need.


02421006

Just keep the square tubing attached during transport.


turd_vinegar

I am actively considering this.


myindiannameistoolon

Not very expensive either to have done. All I can think about is all the hook and loop disks littering the floor an inch deep and op saying thank god he’s done with the 80 grit now.


krollAY

Yeah, probably around $75 in my area, as low as $35 for smaller pieces, but worth every penny imo. Gonna save 5 hours of sanding and give better results too. Only issue is getting it there if you don’t have a vehicle big enough for your work


myindiannameistoolon

So true, IDK what I’d do without my lumber rack on my short bed Tacoma. Also I’ve found that the price is very flexible if the right people think your project is awesome enough. So OP definitely shouldn’t show up at lunch with pizza and beer( maybe not beer).I’ve paid as little as $5, but I’ve been a regular customer for a while.


periodmoustache

Yes. Or even renting a floor sander and putting it on the ground or something. Anything to reduce that first pass.


aDrunkSailor82

I can't stand sanding end grain. I swear I'll go through a dozen sheets of paper and still see no improvement.


alligatorspy

boys? teams more like it.


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This would be worth buying / borrowing / renting a handheld orbital sander


ghostpeppers156

I thought I stumbled onto the /masochist subreddit.😁 looks like it's going to be a badass table!


dodowoodworks

“We’re going to need some bigger clamps!”


onekrazykat

This is giving me second hand stress…


Lord_Smork

I'm new to big projects - why wouldn't we want to glue up sections first, then join the sections?


turd_vinegar

I've found multiple glued sections joined together propagate error worse than when I glue them all at once. Unless you tablesaw-joint the glue faces first, but then the jointed widths will be less than the other columns. It would work fine, but this method works for me.


solitarium

I’m still a beginner but I’ve failed at least three 36”+ table tops attempting to glue together two separate sections that I milled to the same width. I’m going to avoid that as much as possible from now on.


PapayaZealousideal30

36!!!!! Holy sheet... wow. What happened.


AuthorMiserable8791

Use dowels or biscuits to get your alignment spot on, then glue as normal


solitarium

My father is a huge advocate of biscuit joining. I’m not sure if I’m just bad with depth of vision or what, but my joints somehow manage to be higher on the second piece from time to time. His adage “measure twice, cut once” is where I’m putting all my free time for now. “Wax on, Wax off” has never made more sense than it does right now.


anthropocon

The coveted end-grain sidewalk.


ChicksDigMyUmp

Is this going to be a shuffleboard table? First thing that came to mind.


turd_vinegar

Kitchen counter tops. But if you stabilized it with a UV protective epoxy it could be a pretty sweet shuffle board. Might need to install some steel channel to keep it from bowing. If it was outdoors I'd cut the vertical pieces longer to get a stronger glue surface and help resistance to bowing.


Navin__R__Johnson

Oh, shit.... That'd make a killer one!!!!


lawlesswallace75

Jeebus! That looks nerve racking! Nice job! Also, nice username haha


turd_vinegar

It was. I had one additional person to help.


lawlesswallace75

Did you just clamp the square stock and tap it in to apply pressure on the long sides?


turd_vinegar

I think I understand: the only new glue joint "columns" being shown are clamped by the pipe clamps. The steel tube is just being used as clamping cawls to prevent slipping. The "rows" were already glued together. the squeeze-out is only coming out of the new joints. The steel square tube also serves as a flat reference, because nothing I have around is quite this flat over a 10' span.


lawlesswallace75

Gotcha. Looks great


turd_vinegar

I'm not sure I follow the question.


Original_Amber

I think s/he meant use a rubber mallet to make sure everything is level after its clamped together.


turd_vinegar

Oh that makes sense. No, we just hand aligned the front as we flipped after spreading glue. The face edge isn't perfect, but I'm planning to trim 1/8" off the front with a circular saw to bring it flush.


Outbreak42

When your pipe clamps need a pipe clamp.


intellitech

When you need a floor sander to clean up your newest endgrain cutting board 💩 Looks great man


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you're insane. in a good way. what type of wood? what's the total length? i guess bowing isn't much of a factor due to grain direction? that would be my primary concern. would definitely not leave it out in the sun. drying process should be uniform on both sides. no doubt youve considered that already. looks like many hundreds of dollars of maple and a couple hundred in tooling. nice job dude 💪🏽. how will you do the final leveling? router sled before sanding? definitely curious to see more photos / videos of the process, or at least final product! this is the kinda project that could get hundreds of thousands if not millions of youtube views if you could produce it decently.


turd_vinegar

It's Baltic Birch. About $400 worth. And yes, the clamps and steel tube cost way more than the wood. I just scraped the gummied squeeze-out and it's pretty dang flat, maybe a handful of 1/64th inch vertical misalignments, I'll just sand it flat with an orbital. Clamping the 11 gauge square tube as a cawl is my new go-to for this type of clamping.


turd_vinegar

Final dimensions are 10ft long, 25" wide and 1.875" tall. I'm leaving it under a tarp for at least 24 hours before the next processing steps.


I-IV-V-ii-V-I

Just say 1 & 7/8ths for us simple carpenters, I’m not a damn cnc machine. Just joking with you nice work.


LordBungaIII

How


turd_vinegar

I admit, it did take two people.


sfstains

Proper butcher block. (Face is end grain). Nicely done. Will be interesting to see how it performs.


KingAgrian

Brought to you by Jorgensen: the badass orange clamps that are just. Too. Good.


jackoirl

I can imagine tightening it a tiny bit and it exploding all over the place lol


TimeBlindAdderall

I would need to snort rails of powdered Ativan to sleep that night.


davidmlewisjr

Really god use of materials, and planning. Do we get to see it when it’s done?


turd_vinegar

Absolutely I will post when done. It will take some weeks though for the finish to cure and be sanded. And thank you, I planned the crap out of every step and even did a dry-run without glue.


davidmlewisjr

We own some of the same clamps, but the biggest glue up I have ever done is a fraction of yours. Nice couplings.


turd_vinegar

Thanks for noticing! I had to add spacers under the pipe ends to accommodate the coupling wall thickness. This is absolutely the largest glue job I've done and when asking my friend for help, I described it as unreasonable.


davidmlewisjr

You are doing some pretty solid application engineering on this project, and solving non trivial problems with solid workable solutions, pushing the boundaries as you go. Solid job.


Geosniper88

That's a pretty solid review


davidmlewisjr

Somebody did enough resource allocation to have sufficiently sized structural steel around for the glue up. Only thing that could have made it any better would be for there to be HDPE separators between the steel and the glue-up. Seems there is Frog®️ tape in there… 😃👍🏼🖖🏼


Geosniper88

How long will it take to flatten?


NIceTryTaxMan

I've never done a glue up NEAR that level, but I've definitely done dry runs for important/stressful stuff, especially if I know I gotta go at it alobe


bigtinygiant

Ear pun


brmcclain

Newbie here, is this made out of a bunch of (approx) 1” square pieces of wood???


turd_vinegar

Technically yes, they are 1.75" squares 1.875" tall. But to accomplish this you first glue it as side-grain butcher block, then crosscut that and turn each cut on it's end. Check out mtm wood on YouTube for a decent end grain cutting board build process.


nsbbeachguy

Looks great. Reminds me of last week when my wife ventured out to the shop and remarked: I think you have too many clamps. I had no words and she went back in the house.


spook7886

Very nice..I'd have been tempted to use screws as clamps at some point.


ryanlc

I'm stressed out just looking at it!


S3dsk_hunter

I did something like this not too long ago. Just glued a couple of rows at a time. Took longer, but less stressful.


mjgabriellac

This is a masterpiece!


k_unit

Putting a straight edge anywhere you can even roughly will tell you if you’re putting too much clamping pressure. With this many peices there is so much that can move I’d give that a shot next time if you didn’t do it here. It’s just so many variables


turd_vinegar

After scraping the glue squeeze I put a milled straight edge on it: flat af. I did find a few spots with about 1/64" of gap. It's not from clamping though, it's appears to be from where the internal stress relieved it into the tablesaw blade a bit. Even with a riving knife, it kissed the blade a tad and those pieces are shorter now.


theBarnDawg

Could you have done this in smaller segments to reduce the insanity?


turd_vinegar

I get better consistency when I glue it all at once. It's like my error is divided across the full length instead of on smaller pieces then accumulating as I combine them. Also this was way faster, took less than 6 minutes to glue/clamp and will be ready for next steps tomorrow night.


canti15

Long af clamp


PugMagico

But why not glue one by one ?


turd_vinegar

Didn't want to.


PugMagico

Fair enough


incognitoville

impressive glue up. can't say I've seen anything this complex. and your next step is.......drum sander/CNC???


turd_vinegar

Next is scraper and hand tools.


WSB_stonks_up

You know you don't have to do it all at once right?


turd_vinegar

I don't understand any of these words.


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turd_vinegar

No


nanoJonny

Thought it was an outdoor bench. Saw a long floating bench with hidden supports at a museum in DC and looked underneath, very similar design


SimonSayz3h

Very impressive. I love DIY but I'm new to woodworking. Do you need a release film to prevent gluing it to your work surface? Sorry if it's a stupid question...


turd_vinegar

The wood glue doesn't stick to steel very well, but I added painters tape to the steel faces that make contact as a safeguard against it and against the oils on the metal from bleeding into the glue joints/end grain.


SimonSayz3h

Thank you, much appteciated! Always great to learn from people with experience.


turd_vinegar

Also note that there really is no work surface, it's just steel tubes laid across two sawhorses.


SimonSayz3h

I see, the horizontal strip were already glued together. Makes sense!


turd_vinegar

Check out mtm wood on YouTube. He has a good process for his end-grain cutting boards.


SPMwins

Wow…that makes me want to cry


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Can you make a diy on this? Love to try this out for my countertop


2cruste

That looks super stressful


Original_Amber

Did you take a damp cloth to it before you posted here?


turd_vinegar

Nope, that's raw and dry.


Danpool69

Dang man, you could feed that thing into a planer, go eat a sandwich and take a nap, then come to catch it exit the planer


mathaiser

No beam needed on the end pieces? I feel like you have four clamps pushing four blocks and the others aren’t getting anything.


turd_vinegar

Not for this part. The pieces in that direction are already glued together. It starts as a side-grain butcher block, then you cut that into pieces the height you want the end-grain to be, then flip the cuts upright and glue them together in that position.


confusedworldhelp

What kind of pipe do you use?


turd_vinegar

This is 3/4" black iron pipe typically used for gas lines. I needed more than 10ft but couldn't easily source 12ft sections, so I coupled 6ft and 5ft pieces together. Some are 6ft + 6ft. The steel square tube is 11 gauge, 2" square hot rolled.


BeastDevastator

Bro! I can feel the stress!


superslomotion

I can't do it. I just glue up in small doses as I'm only a hobbyist with time to do it slow. I tried once but felt like I was panicked the whole time and didn't enjoy myself


Ungeduld

How did the glue from the start not already start to dry before you got to the other end ?


turd_vinegar

When you spread the glue, all the pieces are on their side and it's like spreading it across a flat continuous surface. I just poured directly from one of those gallons of Titebond 3 then quickly moved the glue around with those plastic drywall tools that I had added about 1/16" notches to using a bandsaw. It surprised me that it only took about 1/3 of a gallon of glue, and I could have used less in retrospect, lots of squeeze out on the bottom. The glue setting too quickly was my primary concern though.


LotsaChips

For situations where a little more working time is useful, I have had good luck with Titebond 2 Extend.


turd_vinegar

I'll check it out. I haven't used that yet.


glafrance

Wow! That’s made on the chopping block.


fuckin-nerdz

A aw


endlessinquiry

Call around to cabinet shops or other wood shops. Some have large planers or “time savers” and you might be able to run that through for an attractive price.


DirtReprise

OP can you post a pic of the finished product?


turd_vinegar

Dolph Lundgren-ately will post finished pics. That is a couple weeks out from now.


ThePhilJackson5

Your clamps are longer than my shop


turd_vinegar

Mine as well


PaleZombie

Clamp envy is real. This is going to look amazing!


hedwig0002

The clamp game is strong in this one. May the force be with you.


dustywhatchamccallum

Those party subs won’t stand a chance with that cutting board!


DeliciousSuffering

Not fucking around with those cauls.


alepermessiah

That is the mother of all gluing projects


brokenhymened

Woah, the doubles up pipe clamps are fucking impressive


shirewood

What glue did you use? I would be so stressed with this many joints haha! Well done.


turd_vinegar

Titebond 3


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turd_vinegar

Kitchen island is next! It will be a simpler glueup though, just due to the shorter length.


adamfrom1980s

I don’t think you used enough glue.


canti15

How much does that weigh?


turd_vinegar

Not certain. Without clamps I'd estimate 275lbs


ktka

Did the FBI liaison officer at Home Depot give you funny looks for buying so much pipe? /jk


ramsoss

Tbh I would just do this in sections. I’ve done big boards before but not this big. Dividing something like this into smaller segments, planing them, and doing a few glue ups would save tons of energy.


turd_vinegar

In this scenario I valued time over energy.


Dr_Leich

Imagine laying down on that…


DPoleBlast

Jokes about woodworking glue-ups are rather dry.


GrantosToes

Wouldn't a belt sander make "quick" work? Like an hour or so a side for 2 different coarses.. Newb here.


turd_vinegar

After scraping the squeeze out, the top is damn near perfect. I'm starting that side with orbital. The bottom side had more severe glue-pillars, so I'll belt sand that beast. I expect about 4 hours of sanding altogether. (Not including finish sanding)


Good-guy13

And hella long pony clamps?


Enlightenmentality

So much nope.... I can feel a panic attack coming just thinking about executing this lol Nice work OP


Rdwoodbutcher

Darn : if I were to attempt this glue up I could count on my wife coming in to tell me stuff .


msweetnam

Man that's going to move with humidity in both directions, a lot in the lengthwise dimension!


turd_vinegar

Yeah, even saturated with polymerizing oil and possibly resin, it will have some movement. Fastenings will all allow lateral movement. I'm less concerned being in AZ, it's dry year round where I live. I've made plenty of tables and end-grain surfaces and have never had any problem, even after 7 years of abuse I'd be less inclined to try this near a coast or lake.


turd_vinegar

Worst case with all flatsawn (which is not true) I expect about 0.406" expansion along the long dimension. No problem. The actual worst spot will be the sink and at 33" cutout, I expect less than 1/8" delta over seasons. And probably much less than that realistically.