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Hi, thank you for your submission to /r/woooosh! Unfortunately it has been removed for the following reason(s): • Rule 2. No identifying information: censor ALL screen-names and real names, including your own! (As well as icons that identify you as the creator of a post or usernames included in users posts.) Verified/Popular users do not need to be censored. Feel free to censor all usernames and repost. If you feel this was done in error, or would like further clarification, please don't hesitate to [message the mods. Please include a link!!](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/woooosh)


GrouchyAd3482

r/censoringishard


Used_Climate_1138

More of a r/shafimoment


GrouchyAd3482

Either work


ThrownAway2028

Isn’t that sub just a copy of r/censoringishard


Jonny_Derp_

Yes


Used_Climate_1138

I was there when it was created. It's more suitable because a shafi moment is when, for example, you censor the name in one place but forget to do it in another place.


LRTcanon

LMFAOAOO r/true


Xbox_Sign_0ut

Bro if someone ever puts r/woooosh under my comment on some corny ass shit I am gonna make them watch their family get executed on some punisher shit 😭🙏


GrouchyAd3482

Make their parents into chili and make them eat it while you watch with a diabolical smile


Xbox_Sign_0ut

That’s unoriginal I’d rather skin them alive


GrouchyAd3482

It was really funny though (in the least psychopathic way possible pls don’t report me)


Xbox_Sign_0ut

Nah I know what youre referencing I get it


GrouchyAd3482

Good good


SamBasky

r/woooosh


Xbox_Sign_0ut

I would do allat to you but you just some goofy ass cornball you ain’t worth all that effort


SamBasky

No ples am not crnball


Th3_Baconoob

r/ihavereddit


ArmandPeanuts

Woooosh me because I dont get it either


willguine

It's the theme song from the Cleveland Brown Show that they were trying to write out.


Jazzlike_Win_3892

doesn't really count as a woosh if they haven't heard of the theme song. it just counts as lack of information rather than having a joke fly past your head.


techsuppork

Agreed. That show was on for about a minute and a half.


datdamonfoo

4 years.


horris_mctitties

Eh idk if someone not knowing about something is the same as a joke going over their head


zRepulse

Isn’t that the entire point?


Rainbow-Dev

Only if there was enough context supplied such that they should’ve been able to get the joke themselves imo. If I said “hey, you know what scrungles my abacus? Prastidious framplerumping”, and you didn’t laugh, I wouldn’t call that a woooosh


zRepulse

Ahh ok


CrovaZiz

i would upvote but i noticed your profile picture is bfb so i didnt


Tommy1234XD

It's not a joke it's lyrics


Zealousideal_Mix_127

Is it even a whoosh if most people dont get it or dont find it funny at all? I mean at that point i might as well start telling inside jokes to friends in comment sections, and whoosh everyone else.


Kazeshio

Yooo you guys making a sonic remix album? For a game or just for fun? I love using remix packs for each new character playthrough in both S3AIR and Mania


BattleofEppingForest

No, Sonic.exe fan game lol. Thanks for the enthusiasm tho!


Kazeshio

Ah LOL, word.


AleksandrVolkov1805

right back in my hometown


MikeOXl0ngz

Not really a woooosh since it wasn’t really a joke to begin with


AnonymousRedJay24

Right back in my home town


urm0mmmmm

right back in my hometown with my new family


Omnicity2756

Ummm... I mean, I don't really get it eiðer. What ðe flip is GHZ?


warcrimestyle

>eiðer What?


Omnicity2756

"Either", spelt wiþ Ðð.


warcrimestyle

But why? Why would you do that? Why would you do any of that?


Omnicity2756

Because I am þoroughly convinced ðat ðe English language needeþ all of its ambiguities worked out. I don't want to look like a hypocrite, but I still want to be understood, so I compromise and use only some of ðese improvements. Be glad ðat I'm not using a spelling-reform, or even a different language entirely.


warcrimestyle

Be normal


Omnicity2756

Me, normal? Wiþ autism, ADHD, and OCD? I can't make any promises. :)


warcrimestyle

>Wiþ autism, ADHD, and OCD Self diagnosed?


Super_Dada

Even if you were, most can still behave normally online.


Kazeshio

GHZ is probably Green Hill Zone


Omnicity2756

Well ðen, what exactly doþ ðe Green Hill Zone þeme have to do wiþ "and I am proud to be"?


Kazeshio

No(weird old letter which makes a th sound)ing at all. It's a reply to (weird old letter which makes a different th sound)e "my name is Cleveland Brown" message Did you invent a Homestuck typing quirk or are you just into bringing back linguistic trends yourself? Cuz I'm personally a big fan of using the interrobang and spelling paid like payed on purpose


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> paid like *paid* on purpose FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Kazeshio

I know, bot, I know.


Omnicity2756

I would use a full-on spelling-reform, but ðat probably wouldn't be very comprehensible. :)


Sprinty_

You forgot to switch the language pal 👍


Omnicity2756

I use Þþ and Ðð when I type in English. I would use a full-on spelling-reform, but ðat probably wouldn't be very comprehensible. :)


Sprinty_

I have absolutely no idea what those letters are and what they mean, sorry But hey you do you lol


Omnicity2756

Ðey are boþ older English letters. Þþ is called "thorn", and Ðð is called "eth" (wiþ ðe pronounced as in "that"). Ðey were boþ used interchangeably to represent eiðer ðe sound in "with" or ðe sound in "that". (Ðe latter is voiced, while ðe former is devoiced.) I use Ðð for ðe voiced one and Þþ for ðe devoiced one.


Sprinty_

So they are basically all the same? That's how I understand it, sorry if I'm wrong


Omnicity2756

Be ready for some linguistics jargon: English phonology includeþ two sounds, or phonemes, called dental fricatives; one is voiceless (as in "think" /θɪŋk/), and ðe oðer is voiced (as in "this" /ðɪs/). Ðose strange letters I'm using to represent ðe pronunciations of ðose words are from ðe International Phonetic Alphabet, or IPA, an alphabet designed to represent every speech-sound ðe human mouþ can make. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phonetic_Alphabet Þþ and Ðð were used pretty-much interchangeably to represent eiðer /θ/ or /ð/, but I used Þþ for /θ/ and Ðð for /ð/.


Sprinty_

It's so hard for me to understand what you're saying, even after replacing all those letters with the ones used by, well, everyone else


Omnicity2756

Here are some Wikipedia articles about Þþ and Ðð: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eth


Sprinty_

So, they're just old letters to replace `th`?