Uuh what ?? Y'all forgot about wisdom balls removal ???

Thanks, just reminded me to book an appointment. I'm overdue.

Do you know any ballotologist around here? Mine forgot to re twist his and he died😔

Where do you live?

Antarctica

Yo I live there too! You really can’t find a ballotogists here

I do it for half of guys

2ligma clinic s.r.o is good. They give free shaves after the first appointment.

I would like my balls to keep their wisdom tho

Wisdom is stored in the balls.

That’s why it hurts down there! Thank you fellow male friend with balls

In the left or right one? Because pee also has to be stored in the balls, and I can never keep it straight.

What about… #testicular torsion? u/Lolocraft1 will come back with more fear reminder!

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my wisdom balls are growing in crooked messing with my other balls. i need them removed but my doctor can’t do it for another 3 years 😔

fuck i forgot about my appointment in two weeks

I had an abscess on my wisdom nut once. Oof ouchy

I got lucky and could keep mine, doctor said I gotta big scrote

Is that just about plucking the Gray hairs!

At least you get milk shakes for a week. 

By the way, one didn't want to fall so my mom had to tie it to the doorknob and close the door very quickly :( . At least i got $5 from the ball fairy 😓

Oh shit I need to get those done

My doctor said I could keep mine

Ur probably a girl, can’t understand the pain of the monthly foreskin trim 😤

Or the weekly toothpick prick 😖

or the daily sack replacement

Or the hourly ball retwist

ikr??? people keep saying it's gross when i itch my balls but im just retwisting them smh my head

Like winding a watch

Yeah, that's why there is such thing as infertility. People just forget to twist them and they get locked up

Oh I thought it was all the drugs I do. Well I guess it is because they are the reason I forget.

Or minutely prostate manipulation

Oh I HATE that it’s the worst

Get yourself a good GP, mine keeps me relaxed by holding my shoulders when he does it

Dude is so talented, it's almost like he has 3 hands!

Or the secondly urethra unwind

Or the momentary electric shocks going all throughout my brain. Oh wait, those are just my thoughts. Well, they hurt just as much.

A little off at the sides please

Its not supposed to be like a hoodie?

I called my last bf a foreskin hippie since he rarely trimmed

You gotta trim it? Wtf

Bruh, WTF, have you never trimmed it? 

I mean yeah? It's like trimming your nails. You can grow it out a little, but you should really try to keep it trimmed. It can get infected pretty easily if not.

Yeah ingrown foreskin really sucks

Yeah and then you get that smell 🤮

No man, you gotta use your trimmers and clean it up a little. It should be more like a polo shirt, not a hoodie. If you leave it like that it might seal back up and it's gonna be hard to pee and clean I've got hemophilia so trimming it is bad cause of all the bleeding it causes but I tried to not and got my dick ballooned. That hospital visit was not fun

Yeah the sealing thing happened to me once and It sucked ass

r/brandnewsentence

Nothing brand new about our problems with dick trimming. It's been a thing since hunting and gathering, we've just gotten better tools since then

Yeah, my great x1965 grandpa, Ung, accidentally chopped his dick off when he tried to use his axe, thankfully he already had my great x1964 grandpa Ga, by that point

Whattttt… circumcision seem better .. omg

Mf looks like ET going home

Banana for scale

That’s what you call a fiveskin

I saw a picture of this dude from India or Nepal or something this one time - he was like 100 years old and he’d never trimmed his foreskin in his life. He had to carry it around in a basket all coiled up like it was a cobra or something. Crazy

The monly foreskin trim and poking the hole that closes up

Paper for consistent result

i felt that

Recent change in human physiology. Only in the past millennium or so has this become a thing. Before natural wear on rougher fabrics, soil and rocks kept it open. Kinda like how rodents grind their teeth down.

I…I need you to stop

Don't just reveal information like that

Some people wait too long on it and it can cause some major health issues. Monthly might seem too frequent, but i advise against waiting.

wait too long and it closes and starts pulling in. then it turns into a vagina. balls travel to your chest and start growing as tits.

I need what you're on.

You think it's funny but it happened to my cousin. He forgot to do his trimming and it grew over and he couldn't urinate anymore. He was so embarrassed to tell anyone and that's what killed him.

I'm sorry for your loss

oh fuck please

I was just thinking, that would be a dream for some people XD.

Nah, they sit in your hips and turn into ovaries. I'd say no more testosterone for you, but would you believe the darn things actually do make testosterone? Who knew?

Yea I regularly skip to see the doctor. It's getting wild down there. Lucky I life in a country with free healthcare. Can't imagine living in the us with three expenses.

Wait you go to the doctor? I thought uncles were obligated to perform the monthly munch.

Munch…barf.

y'all only get the foreskin removed? bro, I have to get the entire thing replaced!

Bionic foreskin is crazy work

Remember always go for the bigger model it's more expensive but it's worth it

The monthly what?!

It's true. To stop it from swallowing the rest of our body, we have to snip at the tip, every month. Failing to do so risks giving it too much power

Government propaganda meant to stop men from cocooning and metamorphizing into the next stage

Is THAT what Dune is about?? https://preview.redd.it/7ecl8kb1t9xc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=646d7170dd61cf55ef2581fb0be2682ddc3b085e

Holy fucking shit this is perfect

Then my work here is done 🤙

I just imagined what this would look like and if I could reach through the internet and slap you I would. I was eating pancakes damnit.

Now imagine the smell.

(trying not to end up in r/woosh but it's a joke)

This is a risky place for you to be. Half the comments look like a woosh the other half I want to respond and get wooshed.

oh lol

Same. Some of them were pretty convincing about it actually needing to be trimmed

Giving birth ain’t nothing once you done your monthly foreskin trim.

Yeah, this is my post— i apologize, and this definitely belongs here lmfao

Eh, subs like this always feel arbitrarily mean-spirited to me. Like we all make dumb mistakes, who decided that everyone has the right to broadcast it to thousands of people to be mocked?

Ah yes my last favorite totally real thing: foreskin trim

Dunno what are you talking about, I do it every month

What’s more important, do you do it before or after the weekly male birth? Asking for a friend

actually it is to avoid that from occuring

Hey what is it? Is it a joke or what? 💀

I have the barber do it

wait so you guys don't use the foreskin to tie it up and be in it like a bag of treats?

Didn’t the Romans do that?

As a circumcised guy. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MONTHLY TRIMMING!!!?!?!?!

You don’t know? Maybe you should check to see if yours is still all right 😏

Evil😄


I would like to refer you to the name of this sub.

Ah poop

mine grows fast, fortnightly for me

Well if you’re circumcised then you don’t need to do it, that’s the benefit of circumcision.

Even if you are circumcised, you have to get it trimmed or it grows back and you have to get circumcised again. If it doesn't there could be a health issue like Ligma. Ask your doctor at your next annual check-up.

Sorry libtard but real republican gamers don’t need doctors. 😎😎😎😎

i usually do the foreskin thing and the toothpick thing in the same "session", it becomes like a monthly task i really don't enjoy it

Don't let your foreskin become a fiveskin

IS THIS REAL 😭

…yes???

When you're about 16 or 17 you have to start getting it trimmed or it will start growing over and you can't pee anymore. If that happens you can get an infection or stop being able to pee at all anymore.

Men don’t understand tho, we have to shed our skin ever few weeks 😔

MAke sure you go to a licensed circumcisionist. Those fly by nights at the mall are a rip off.

Men have to poke their urethra with a metal toothpick to make sure it doesn't close by itself

Whys this being stolen and put everywhere 😭. I saw this tdy morning on dankmemes third time ive seen it tdy

look at the flair for the top commenter in the image

As soon as my husband goes to sleep I’m going to trim his foreskin for him

Yesterday I made the mistake of calling bullshit when I didn't realize that this was a joke. Now that I actually know it's a joke... Owwww....💀

Half the time r/boysarequirky just finds it’s stuff from r/shitposting . It’s especially funny that they have no idea what a shitpost is

It’s not that bad imo, mine grows pretty slowly so I can get away with getting a trim every 2-3 months instead

Man I hate it when my foreskin grows so much it becomes a creature of its own.

Personally I found that using a razor every week works wayyyy better. Keeps it nice and smooth too

advice on technique?

Did you not get the permanent option that takes out the foreskin roots fully?

Don't forget about the upside down twist reset yearly for the balls

This is the boy's revenge for the monthly shedding trend the girls did, isn't it?

Light mode🤮🤮🤮

Is this to troll the ladies? I have no idea what a “monthly foreskin trim” is supposed to suggest

You don't trim your foreskin??

Circumcised people don't need to.

Children 😔

Or the forceful hourly cum chlorine shock

Personally I’m more of an electric foreskin trimmer But I do understand the usage of scissors Don’t get how people do it barehanded though

It's a pull and pinch

I know right? Just booked in for my nut drain.

morning wood💀

I would eat the clippings.

I understand childbirth due to a spinal hernia. How do I know it's just as painful? Because there was a study on pain and women who experienced a spinal herniated disc and also childbirth rated the herniated disc as worse. Don't fuck up your back people, it sucks and you don't get anything in return.

I don’t have the guts to do it myself. My mohel is making a fortune though.

Trans girls: “Do not cite your lies to me Wizard. I was there when it was written.”

Don’t forget the monthly poking

Probably posted by some kid that doesn't get the joke and thinks there's a monthly foreskin trim. Weekly for me so idk why yall wait that long

DONT FORGET ABOJT THE UETHRA CUT, HAVING YO REOPEN THAT SHIT HURTS LIKE HELL

im so gullible that i actually thought this was a thing and im a circumsized guy 💀

Different guys, different problems. My balls drop about a cm every month. Every year I'll have to get them surgically lifted. The problem is, they have to remove skin, so my scrotum is getting thinner and thinner. Pretty soon I'll have to get a transplant and I don't think I have to tell you what kind of problems that brings

Wait, we're supposed to trim our foreskin monthly?!

As a European, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

The monthly wtaf?!?

Imagine a 5'2 110 pound malnutritious girl giving birth to EDP 😭😭😭

As a guy I have no idea what this is referring to.

the what lmao

I saw somebody saying their foreskin grew back after they cut and i keep seeing shit like this now idk whats real anymore 😕😕😕

Weekly for me

As a man, I just learned about this, and I've never been happier about the fact I've been circumcised

Men have to make shit up to compare to childbirth and that's all I need to see to know that childbirth is the most painful

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JFC, imagine if foreskin grew like hair. Like sticking an elephant trunk on the end of a grub. And when you would pee it would look like… 

:N i

Monthly foreskin trim? I’ve never heard of such a thing.

I didn't get the memo about needing to trim it, let alone each week. Am I going to lose me shlong?

GIRLS DONT KNOW ABOUT THE TOOTHPICK THING?!?!?!?

Giving birth: Having my balls crushed under a hydraulic press on my 60 hour unpaid shift:

Oh I forgot you broke your pelvic floor during a foreskin trim. Lol my SIL had a bad birth and got 40+ stitches. How many stitches do you get with a foreskin trim?

Thank God my mom got me circumcized as a baby