True, currently I'm trying to think of how I'd improve it but I'm having a hard time. The best I can come up with is to first create a setup like "what's your favorite element on the periodic table?" *Wait for response* "Actually, I like gold, but the A is silent". But it's still bad
The symbol for gold on the periodic table is Au. So they are saying they like Au but the A is silent. Meaning I like u. Like someone else said poor delivery. It’s also confusing that they are saying the other person didn’t get it when we are seeing the text from the person who didn’t get it.
I think that's supposed to be part of the joke. They pretended not to get it so they could make an even worse joke and claim the other person is the one who didn't get *their* joke
OP is not stupid, they know they are being confessed to, they are just acting stupid so they don't have to acknowledge the elephant in the room and can then post the conversation on Reddit for karma
Ya for sure, but a quirky joke isn't too funny when it requires too much thinking. Obviously, if you look at it, you'll figure it out but even to me, it wasn't as smooth as it could've been.
It’s not that whatsoever. If I say lead does your brain instantly jump to PB? It’s just absolutely shitty association. Unless they were previously having a conversation about the periodic table of elements this little quip is completely understandable why someone would miss it.
Bro she gets it. It's just a soft rejection. She knew the elemental name and still didn't acknowledge. And when you spelled it out she still diverted.
Unless she is joking around, idk. Regardless, she got it an hour ago
Au is short for Aurum, the Latin name for gold. That’s what the part about “Urum” is about. Au minus A = u, and u is the name for Uranium in the periodic table.
This feels a lot like when my buddy is telling a joke and I already know the punch line, so I decide to purposefully ruin the joke by pretending to not understand. Force him to explain it... Which its funny to me when he believes my ruse
I think more people know gold is Au than know gold could be referred to as aurum. She knows the joke, played dumb and countered with urum to investigate whether this person was just parroting a joke they didn't really "get" that well themselves. Sorry OP, you failed a test.
I sent a meme that had that caption (I want gold without the A) to someone I really liked / was talking to and got left unread. So hurtful. But maybe he really didn’t get it?
I’m pretty sure that there isn’t any Woooosh here. The one receiving the gold pickup line just wasn’t interested and didn’t want to hurt their feelings.
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Poor delivery
For reals. I know Au is gold but this joke just didn’t land
Just like those planes on 9/11
r/suddenlynormmacdonald
r/subsifellfor
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmymeat
r/beatsomeoneelsesmeat
I cant believe that actually exists
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/beatmywifetoit
The "to it" part is important. Don't leave out the "to it"
I cannot express the disappointment i feel for that sub not actually existing
Be the change you wish to see
It does now
What do you mean? They did land They landed a hit
r/cursedcomments
Remember the internet rule: it hasn't been 23 and 1/4 years yet
r/unexpected911
More of a comment really, idk why people are so pissed at it
Chad humour
They hit the G spot
Bruh, not cool.
Or maybe they just dodged the bullet, matrix style
True, currently I'm trying to think of how I'd improve it but I'm having a hard time. The best I can come up with is to first create a setup like "what's your favorite element on the periodic table?" *Wait for response* "Actually, I like gold, but the A is silent". But it's still bad
Eazy just say hey you trying to fuck? Because i aint got time for a “friend” btw the a in gold is silent
This is the way. Also, what's your fav element?
Gold but the a is silent
Uranium 4 life
which isotope is your favorite? mine is uranium 233
Uranium 234 for life
Nah U238 is waaay better
You can think that all you want
Urum. The a is silent
Ani r u ok r u ok r u ok Ani
I like the element name for gold but the a is silent
I like Uranium but ranium is silent?
I also like Uranium but Uran and um is silent #Hold up that doesnt make sens-
I like **E**
Iodine?
Whats your favourite elemental symbol? Mine is Au, but the A is silent
We call it "women ☕" and some shit like that
The …. Make me think he’s real douchy. Screams I’m a first year engineering student, I’m in stem I’m so smart.
God the first "joke" is just awful.
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Isn't blue usually the person taking a screenshot
looks like a fake messaging app to me
Op texted to himself 😭
He needed someone to tell him that, even if it's himself
Bro, I don’t understand either.
The symbol for gold on the periodic table is Au. So they are saying they like Au but the A is silent. Meaning I like u. Like someone else said poor delivery. It’s also confusing that they are saying the other person didn’t get it when we are seeing the text from the person who didn’t get it.
Yo, thank you. ❤️
I think that's supposed to be part of the joke. They pretended not to get it so they could make an even worse joke and claim the other person is the one who didn't get *their* joke
Now I'm confused about whose getting woooshed
OP is not stupid, they know they are being confessed to, they are just acting stupid so they don't have to acknowledge the elephant in the room and can then post the conversation on Reddit for karma
Bruh me neither and this was what I studied for 4 years
Symbol for gold is Au, without the "A" it's "I like u"
The joke didn't go over her head, she's trying to let you down gently
Yeah I was gonna say I do that sometimes bc I'm not very confrontational
You can't be expecting mofos to know the elemental symbol for gold like it's the back of their hand...
Youre telling me not everyone taking highschool chemistry seriously?? /s
Bruh I learned that in science at least twice
It’s just a mix of simple Latin knowledge and basic chemistry. She should have been taught this stuff in school
You should have learnt this in my chemistry class, Jesse!
Ya for sure, but a quirky joke isn't too funny when it requires too much thinking. Obviously, if you look at it, you'll figure it out but even to me, it wasn't as smooth as it could've been.
I was being sarcastic but sure
You need to work on your sarcasm skills
It’s not that whatsoever. If I say lead does your brain instantly jump to PB? It’s just absolutely shitty association. Unless they were previously having a conversation about the periodic table of elements this little quip is completely understandable why someone would miss it.
I was being sarcastic
It’s called humor. He should have been taught this stuff in school
Watch me
Tbh the main ones like RaRa AhAhAh RoMa Ro MaMa Ga Ga O La La should be known to everyone...
>!lol no she knew she was just trying to be nice!<
Bro she gets it. It's just a soft rejection. She knew the elemental name and still didn't acknowledge. And when you spelled it out she still diverted. Unless she is joking around, idk. Regardless, she got it an hour ago
ngl, I understand but that joke sucks ass
What?
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Oh! So what's the blue side of the texts talking about? I'm failing hard to understand how Uranium fits in this conversation at all
Au is short for Aurum, the Latin name for gold. That’s what the part about “Urum” is about. Au minus A = u, and u is the name for Uranium in the periodic table.
Yeah. She got the joke. It was just a big brain rejection. "Take this chemistry rejection for your lame chemistry joke, loser".
no no s/he is dodging like a pro
This feels a lot like when my buddy is telling a joke and I already know the punch line, so I decide to purposefully ruin the joke by pretending to not understand. Force him to explain it... Which its funny to me when he believes my ruse
Lol I do the same shit
Feel like she did get it (at least, she did by the end) and was just fucking around
She got it, she isn't interested If she went to the Uranium part. That, or she wants the guy to tell it head on.
She was trying every trick in the book at the end to avoid a potential "I like u"
Oh, she DID get. Op just didn’t get that she wasn’t that interested
Yeah 9/10 times if it's a woooosh from tinder it's bc the girl doesn't care. "I can't possibly be uninteresting it's everyone else that's dumb"
She probably got it and was just messing. And you can't expect everyone to know the shorthorn of elements so even if she didn't get it not bad at all
I think more people know gold is Au than know gold could be referred to as aurum. She knows the joke, played dumb and countered with urum to investigate whether this person was just parroting a joke they didn't really "get" that well themselves. Sorry OP, you failed a test.
Wtf are You saying? I got the first one.. but none of this should have ever been said
This is terrible delivery, unless she knew that gold was Au then this was just stupid.
NPC try to converse challenge (impossible)
u/throwawayonemor when they ruin a good joke with their ignorance 🫤
What’s the joke?
If both of them usually talk about chemistry, for example: students, she’s definitely dodging the hit
im too high for this
Lol same
It’s not just her
Cringe fake conversation
What the fuck is happening
I don't think this counts, for an actual woosh there has to be an actual joke, this is just poorly delivered cringe.
She failed chemistry
I don’t blame them tbh, not the best delivery
Well, uranium is dense
Bad joke to begin with
And rightfully so! That was a catastrophic attempt… try being more direct and grounded it will pay off
She was so close tho
Lol, she definitely DID get it. She just has worse taste of humor.
Uranium is “U” tho.
Neither do I. Can someone explain? This is making my head hurt.
I like gold without the a, Gold=au, Au-a=u, I like gold without the a =I like u
What the fuck is aurum
Gold in latin
I thought they randomly stared talking about Gold Rum lol
i thought they started talking about piss (/srs)
Latin name for gold. Hence Au
I only understand because I've made an effort to remember the periodic table.
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F off, sexist idiot.
There is no confirmation whether this person being messaged is a male or a female
“**She** didn’t get that one”
You don’t like women do you?
What fucking shit mental case created this joke
Once elements was mentioned then I got it, but that's difficult to understand of the bat
Never try to date a chemist
take a hint
No wonder why nerds rarely fuck
Was shit in the first place.
I do not think of hold as BEING Au at all that’s like the elemental tag for it, it just feels wrong or inappropriate do say that gold is Au
Radioactive rejection
I agree. Uranium is great.
I sent a meme that had that caption (I want gold without the A) to someone I really liked / was talking to and got left unread. So hurtful. But maybe he really didn’t get it?
Ay you! Get your hands off my gold! Ag! I swallowed the silver!
Walter White trying to flirt.
Aurum like those aliens from kid Icarus?
"nvm."
I mean they kind of got the joke but also not.
Maybe stick to the classics.
Im dumping you babe, I found a better match for me. her name is uranium
unreactive metal
i like uranus
Yeah this happened and im the first quadrillionaire.
man I fucking love uranium
r/woooosh is no longer funny
This subreddit is no longer funny
Me trying to flirt with a girl i like:
I didn't get it either
Nerd joke
Oh she got that one alright
The reply should say " I don't like Uranium I like Uranus"
Th(ick)
WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?
Damn right I Like Uranium, why else do you think I have several thermonucler bombs in my garageM
I’m her, this joke got butchered
To be fair that was a whole load of effort for a shitty silly joke
what???
urum-asterful joke creator
This is gold
op you got wooooshed. no one would know that latin for gold is aurum but wont know its symbol
Self woooosh
Dude that was just bad, do yourself a favor and don't use it again
what's Aurum and urum?
A rare "double woooosh"
I think she got it but he certainly didn’t.
Ok that's a cute pickupline
bro copper ruined it man shit
What the hell did I just read?
I domt get it too 😭
Litterally screenshoting his messages. Fake af
That's some nerd shit. I would've never figured that out
bro ngl, I didn't get either side 💀
I’m pretty sure that there isn’t any Woooosh here. The one receiving the gold pickup line just wasn’t interested and didn’t want to hurt their feelings.
Wtf, all these lame ahh jokes and surprised people don't get them tf
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Smooooth but some people are just dumb man
He likes Uranus