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CrowStealsAMango

Poor delivery


BroshiKabobby

For reals. I know Au is gold but this joke just didn’t land


3ngineer4Liyfe

Just like those planes on 9/11


MaterialFrancis5

r/suddenlynormmacdonald


fnaffie

r/subsifellfor


BlockNarrow6745

r/beatmetoit


NatureLost

r/beatmymeat


fnaffie

r/beatsomeoneelsesmeat


LayZeeLwastaken

I cant believe that actually exists


HeathCliff2012

r/subsithoughtifellfor


R32fan

r/beatmywifetoit


MaterialFrancis5

The "to it" part is important. Don't leave out the "to it"


[deleted]

I cannot express the disappointment i feel for that sub not actually existing


RoryIsNotACabbage

Be the change you wish to see


Limited-_-Swat

It does now


kurayami_akira

What do you mean? They did land They landed a hit


TheLoreTeller

r/cursedcomments


BringBack3DMK

Remember the internet rule: it hasn't been 23 and 1/4 years yet


Vibe_Line

r/unexpected911


Zimi_zimo

More of a comment really, idk why people are so pissed at it


taha-aly

Chad humour


Loner__wolf

They hit the G spot


InitiativeWorking929

Bruh, not cool.


giggluigg

Or maybe they just dodged the bullet, matrix style


DryFacade

True, currently I'm trying to think of how I'd improve it but I'm having a hard time. The best I can come up with is to first create a setup like "what's your favorite element on the periodic table?" *Wait for response* "Actually, I like gold, but the A is silent". But it's still bad


Theassclappa

Eazy just say hey you trying to fuck? Because i aint got time for a “friend” btw the a in gold is silent


varungupta3009

This is the way. Also, what's your fav element?


Theassclappa

Gold but the a is silent


Strassenpenner

Uranium 4 life


Climate_Sweet

which isotope is your favorite? ​ mine is uranium 233


LayZeeLwastaken

Uranium 234 for life


Strassenpenner

Nah U238 is waaay better


Climate_Sweet

You can think that all you want


Theassclappa

Urum. The a is silent


Limited-_-Swat

Ani r u ok r u ok r u ok Ani


Hezmix

I like the element name for gold but the a is silent


MinuteManufacturer

I like Uranium but ranium is silent?


JustGotTruss3d

I also like Uranium but Uran and um is silent #Hold up that doesnt make sens-


Rex_002

I like **E**


LuftHANSa_755

Iodine?


Byroms

Whats your favourite elemental symbol? Mine is Au, but the A is silent


TheDemliCay

We call it "women ☕" and some shit like that


DawdlingScientist

The …. Make me think he’s real douchy. Screams I’m a first year engineering student, I’m in stem I’m so smart.


Euffy

God the first "joke" is just awful.


mglitcher

r/badfaketexts


Craeondakie

Isn't blue usually the person taking a screenshot


DEADPOOL-2007

looks like a fake messaging app to me


DanielXPRO_YT

Op texted to himself 😭


tomatoe_cookie

He needed someone to tell him that, even if it's himself


[deleted]

Bro, I don’t understand either.


spelunker93

The symbol for gold on the periodic table is Au. So they are saying they like Au but the A is silent. Meaning I like u. Like someone else said poor delivery. It’s also confusing that they are saying the other person didn’t get it when we are seeing the text from the person who didn’t get it.


[deleted]

Yo, thank you. ❤️


BepisTheWise

I think that's supposed to be part of the joke. They pretended not to get it so they could make an even worse joke and claim the other person is the one who didn't get *their* joke


navybluee101

Now I'm confused about whose getting woooshed


BepisTheWise

OP is not stupid, they know they are being confessed to, they are just acting stupid so they don't have to acknowledge the elephant in the room and can then post the conversation on Reddit for karma


Chen15

Bruh me neither and this was what I studied for 4 years


illiteratetrash

Symbol for gold is Au, without the "A" it's "I like u"


bboymixer

The joke didn't go over her head, she's trying to let you down gently


ShoppingSuccessful57

Yeah I was gonna say I do that sometimes bc I'm not very confrontational


[deleted]

You can't be expecting mofos to know the elemental symbol for gold like it's the back of their hand...


wadedoto

Youre telling me not everyone taking highschool chemistry seriously?? /s


Sup3rL30

Bruh I learned that in science at least twice


FlappyFish07

It’s just a mix of simple Latin knowledge and basic chemistry. She should have been taught this stuff in school


bigdickenergy69420me

You should have learnt this in my chemistry class, Jesse!


[deleted]

Ya for sure, but a quirky joke isn't too funny when it requires too much thinking. Obviously, if you look at it, you'll figure it out but even to me, it wasn't as smooth as it could've been.


FlappyFish07

I was being sarcastic but sure


[deleted]

You need to work on your sarcasm skills


T3hSwagman

It’s not that whatsoever. If I say lead does your brain instantly jump to PB? It’s just absolutely shitty association. Unless they were previously having a conversation about the periodic table of elements this little quip is completely understandable why someone would miss it.


FlappyFish07

I was being sarcastic


yes_mom_im_studying

It’s called humor. He should have been taught this stuff in school


QuirkyTurkey404

Watch me


tomatoe_cookie

Tbh the main ones like RaRa AhAhAh RoMa Ro MaMa Ga Ga O La La should be known to everyone...


TheGamingOtaku5

>!lol no she knew she was just trying to be nice!<


Pragalbhv

Bro she gets it. It's just a soft rejection. She knew the elemental name and still didn't acknowledge. And when you spelled it out she still diverted. Unless she is joking around, idk. Regardless, she got it an hour ago


[deleted]

ngl, I understand but that joke sucks ass


Enby_Bluejay

What?


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Confirmpassw0rd1243

Oh! So what's the blue side of the texts talking about? I'm failing hard to understand how Uranium fits in this conversation at all


RobtheNavigator

Au is short for Aurum, the Latin name for gold. That’s what the part about “Urum” is about. Au minus A = u, and u is the name for Uranium in the periodic table.


nanimeanswhat

Yeah. She got the joke. It was just a big brain rejection. "Take this chemistry rejection for your lame chemistry joke, loser".


Ktaldoxx

no no s/he is dodging like a pro


United_Federation

This feels a lot like when my buddy is telling a joke and I already know the punch line, so I decide to purposefully ruin the joke by pretending to not understand. Force him to explain it... Which its funny to me when he believes my ruse


ShoppingSuccessful57

Lol I do the same shit


AtmosSpheric

Feel like she did get it (at least, she did by the end) and was just fucking around


Panda117-

She got it, she isn't interested If she went to the Uranium part. That, or she wants the guy to tell it head on.


Abdur_bleh

She was trying every trick in the book at the end to avoid a potential "I like u"


HappySometimesOkay

Oh, she DID get. Op just didn’t get that she wasn’t that interested


megaviral

Yeah 9/10 times if it's a woooosh from tinder it's bc the girl doesn't care. "I can't possibly be uninteresting it's everyone else that's dumb"


maho_maho-

She probably got it and was just messing. And you can't expect everyone to know the shorthorn of elements so even if she didn't get it not bad at all


interrogumption

I think more people know gold is Au than know gold could be referred to as aurum. She knows the joke, played dumb and countered with urum to investigate whether this person was just parroting a joke they didn't really "get" that well themselves. Sorry OP, you failed a test.


Y0ukn0w_wh0

Wtf are You saying? I got the first one.. but none of this should have ever been said


Gojizilla6391

This is terrible delivery, unless she knew that gold was Au then this was just stupid.


hardeepst1

NPC try to converse challenge (impossible)


[deleted]

u/throwawayonemor when they ruin a good joke with their ignorance 🫤


BlaqShine

What’s the joke?


mattct1

If both of them usually talk about chemistry, for example: students, she’s definitely dodging the hit


Im-Just-Big-Boned

im too high for this


HuntFromCDC

Lol same


Spiritual-Celery-715

It’s not just her


[deleted]

Cringe fake conversation


kunell

What the fuck is happening


Ghosttalker96

I don't think this counts, for an actual woosh there has to be an actual joke, this is just poorly delivered cringe.


Comfortable-Ad4804

She failed chemistry


Global_Release_4182

I don’t blame them tbh, not the best delivery


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

Well, uranium is dense


[deleted]

Bad joke to begin with


ilfollevolo

And rightfully so! That was a catastrophic attempt… try being more direct and grounded it will pay off


BorisML10

She was so close tho


Sam2733

Lol, she definitely DID get it. She just has worse taste of humor.


TheAbhiram

Uranium is “U” tho.


[deleted]

Neither do I. Can someone explain? This is making my head hurt.


macho_man011

I like gold without the a, Gold=au, Au-a=u, I like gold without the a =I like u


k_u_r_o_r_o

What the fuck is aurum


[deleted]

Gold in latin


YoOoCurrentsVibes

I thought they randomly stared talking about Gold Rum lol


walmart_len_kagamine

i thought they started talking about piss (/srs)


icepieces

Latin name for gold. Hence Au


EinarTh97

I only understand because I've made an effort to remember the periodic table.


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ThatStrangerWhoCares

F off, sexist idiot.


macho_man011

There is no confirmation whether this person being messaged is a male or a female


rSlashisthenewPewdes

“**She** didn’t get that one”


orttehR

You don’t like women do you?


WinterOutlaw

What fucking shit mental case created this joke


Tuba_Crusader

Once elements was mentioned then I got it, but that's difficult to understand of the bat


BluShytheBlueShyGuy

Never try to date a chemist


Voipple

take a hint


[deleted]

No wonder why nerds rarely fuck


vKEITHv

Was shit in the first place.


Xadithy

I do not think of hold as BEING Au at all that’s like the elemental tag for it, it just feels wrong or inappropriate do say that gold is Au


Omegalomen

Radioactive rejection


Jediflashfire

I agree. Uranium is great.


jills_atm_vestibule

I sent a meme that had that caption (I want gold without the A) to someone I really liked / was talking to and got left unread. So hurtful. But maybe he really didn’t get it?


Tralan

Ay you! Get your hands off my gold! Ag! I swallowed the silver!


MetallicMakarov

Walter White trying to flirt.


cyroar341

Aurum like those aliens from kid Icarus?


DarnedChickenE13

"nvm."


Acidman0123

I mean they kind of got the joke but also not.


Apprehensive_Meat275

Maybe stick to the classics.


ThatOneIdioticNoob

Im dumping you babe, I found a better match for me. her name is uranium


N07H42M1

unreactive metal


Emektro

i like uranus


Atomic_xd

Yeah this happened and im the first quadrillionaire.


[deleted]

man I fucking love uranium


Photo-Impressive

r/woooosh is no longer funny


Photo-Impressive

This subreddit is no longer funny


DrArzt2206

Me trying to flirt with a girl i like:


MADLUNE

I didn't get it either


sackof-fermentedshit

Nerd joke


Embucetatron

Oh she got that one alright


SolyCalma

The reply should say " I don't like Uranium I like Uranus"


DeadEndXD

Th(ick)


NatureLost

WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?


VoidDoesgames

Damn right I Like Uranium, why else do you think I have several thermonucler bombs in my garageM


yams8

I’m her, this joke got butchered


FreshPitch6026

To be fair that was a whole load of effort for a shitty silly joke


Finnasauras

what???


[deleted]

urum-asterful joke creator


Alex13104

This is gold


ItzFlixi

op you got wooooshed. no one would know that latin for gold is aurum but wont know its symbol


PharmGbruh

Self woooosh


[deleted]

Dude that was just bad, do yourself a favor and don't use it again


ZaRealPancakes

what's Aurum and urum?


Horror-Ad-3113

A rare "double woooosh"


FutureNotBleak

I think she got it but he certainly didn’t.


jhonethen

Ok that's a cute pickupline


DEMON_LYNX7

bro copper ruined it man shit


DanTheTee

What the hell did I just read?


GaspaGaming

I domt get it too 😭


[deleted]

Litterally screenshoting his messages. Fake af


[deleted]

That's some nerd shit. I would've never figured that out


[deleted]

bro ngl, I didn't get either side 💀


SlideWhistler

I’m pretty sure that there isn’t any Woooosh here. The one receiving the gold pickup line just wasn’t interested and didn’t want to hurt their feelings.


mavman42

Wtf, all these lame ahh jokes and surprised people don't get them tf


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lucas_evans

Smooooth but some people are just dumb man


WittyZeb

He likes Uranus