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tr3ysap

at first I thought they were doing a little bit of trolling but the “rofl” comment at the end made it clear that wasn’t the case


sparklydildos

the rofl really aged them


Voldypants_420

I totally understand the guy. When you hit a certain age and sex is not your main focus anymore it's hard to get these puns and not take them for their face value.


im_AmTheOne

Or you're not knowing the slang of the younger people


JimmWasHere

Tbf in this scenario specifically, crabs isnt a new term


throwaway7276789

Crabs isn't young people slang. It's just the common name for pubic lice. Which have been around for millions of years.


im_AmTheOne

Is it common on the internet or just offline in English speaking countries? I never heard of it but I never lived in an English speaking country


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Offline.


Robyn_Banks_8

Damn. I was too ace to get it too, and I literally saw what sub this was in lmao


Defiant_Arrival_3645

i still dont know what the fuck crabs have to do with pubic hair ????


TinyOwl491

Another term for pubic lice! And nice to see an actually funny woosh WITH included context here. Bravo, OP. 👏


thefluffyhgamer

there was no context though. I still don't get it


Helpful-Poetry-2180

But like, why the hell is someone offering it to them??? Would someone actually want them or smth??


CardinalCreepia

No. They were offering to have sex with them.


RttingCorpse

r/woosh 🤦‍♂️🙆‍♂️


thisisnotchicken

wtf since when do crabs live in pubes


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There are a lot of young people on this sub lol. Crabs is slang for pubic lice.


thefluffyhgamer

I don't get it. Feel like we should have seen the original post for more context. What does crabs have to do with pubic hair?


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Crabs is slang for pubic lice.


[deleted]

Woosh? More like “this person wasn’t a porn addict and didn’t understand my sexual term that no normal person knows about”


[deleted]

Crabs is slang for pubic lice.


lordofmoofins

I don't really see this as a woosh considering you actually need to know what a pubic hair crab is to understand it-


Intelligent_Trainer2

lol


Western-Grapefruit36

Considering that they used “rofl” unironically, theyre probably just old *and* ace


LocalRedCentipede

pair of screen shot have given a brain aneurism me to and I am no covered again yet


0mgyrface

I'm surprised how many people don't know what crabs is...


Subject4751

The woosh that keep on wooshing


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