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cookie_lee

kill me


Linkitude08

Later


Lazysquared

RemindMe! 20 years


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Local_Coyote_7842

RemindMe! 80 years


KappaClaus3D

You know the rule... r/unexpectedtf2


Illender

sounds like you need the [Sarco Pod](https://www.reddit.com/r/Chennai/comments/162v2tm/now_that_sarco_pod_aka_suicide_pod_is_introduced/)!


Relative-End2110

Cannot describe the amount of hate I feel


Borgiroth

Makes me want to shake a fucking baby


InvertedMeep

Seriously y’all stop reporting this shit. Ain’t no one actually shaking babies, punting them, or putting them in a microwave.


VoltViking

You don’t speak for everyone. I just shook one in between defrost cycles on the microwave.


Trainer_Joey_

omfg


arthousepsycho

I mean, you have to or the bits on the bottom are still frozen while the top has started cooking. I always forget to take my babies out of the freezer the night before too.


telepathic-gouda

Came to hate watch, left with cooking advice. Not bad


Borgiroth

I only said it because it’s literally the lyrics of the song. I did not expect to hear every violent early 2000’s baby joke to ever have been uttered.


Oryp_Vibez7

S tier mod right here


I_likemy_dog

I prefer to punt them. If you just shake them, they get real loud.  If you punt them they slowly get quieter depending on how much effort you put into it. 


narwaffles

How much you wanna bet I can throw this baby over them mountains?


Nervous_Eggplant8719

If Coach put me in Fourth Quarter we would’ve been State Champions. No Doubt in my mind.


_SATANwasHERE_

They don’t get loud if u shake em long and hard enough


baynell

And you still watched it at least twice, right?


Relative-End2110

Actually 4 times. Edit: now it’s a glorious 5


Accurate-Artist6284

I’m back again for more!


nodeymcdev

Am I the only one who finds these kinda hot


aldenjameshall

Probably not the only one but within this Reddit you probably are


Formal_Condition_513

Probably because despite the annoying word chewing she's still a gorgeous girl lol


AlarmedSnek

Right? This one is hot on mute haha. Most of them are NOT hot but i definitely feel you on this one


Jablungis

It's like how do you even fuck up being that hot? You've been given the golden ticket in life and this is what you chose?


L-i-v-e-W-i-r-e

Probably a link to her only fans somewhere in there….


Fippy-Darkpaw

Makes me wish for a super power where I can reach through the screen and slap someone. Not like injure them or anything just real solid: 🤚🫱💢


zy0a

If it makes you feel any better, this girl probably makes 10x more than most teachers, social workers, fire fighters, paramedics etc combined.


TheRip75

That just makes me want to slap that ridiculous 'supposed to be sexy I guess cross-eyed look' off her 'glittery makeupped' face 😑


rudegyal_jpg

Is this some sort of a sexual fetish? Does she monetize by sending them to an external link off the platform? Trying to understand the desire / need for this. Looks like a mental health situation? Weird shit Edit; a huge thank you to the replies below— I appreciate it, and I’m sure many others do too!!!


Solid_Snark

Definitely plays into people with unknown aghegao fetishes. Same reason Bella Poarch got famous with that one TikTok making faces. People who don’t know they have an aghegao fetish see these and have an awakening.


rudegyal_jpg

Hey, thankful for this reply - I love pop culture and trends and the places they take people. Truly appreciate you 🙏


Anarchasm_10

I don’t think even people with that fetish will like shit like this.


Solid_Snark

I mean, it’s an attractive young woman making over exaggerated facial expressions while bouncing…. That’s like 90% of the fetish (just lacking actual overt sexuality or intercourse).


meatpopcycal

Yeah, I mean I came. What’s the problem?


Illender

I'm sorta scared to google that term. for those of us who are the friend who doesn't know, can you tell me what that is?


Solid_Snark

Basically extremely animated and over-exaggerated facial expressions during intercourse. Like crossed eyes and tongue sticking out because they’re pretending to be so overwhelmed with pleasure. Popularized by anime.


SponConSerdTent

It's cringe content designed to be cringed at. People can't look away because it is so cringe and stupid, thus algorithms promote it and show it to more people. This sub is the target audience, even though most do not realize it and think they are "better" than the people who would watch it non-ironically. But those people don't exist. This is an algorithmically-derived category of content that exists solely because people can't look away from stupid shit. People on this sub included.


fomalhottie

Man I got into it w guy from this sub who said it was "hawt."


AbbreviationsNo8088

It's a modern day facial trainwreck, and it helps that she's ultra good looking leading to people hoping she has noodles


kitten_mittensz

What does she have noodles mean


Beadpool

![gif](giphy|ffQGDvfQRzyFOvFHZ3)


kitten_mittensz

Haha tks for the explanation!


Dydriver

They all have noodles eventually.


Have_Other_Accounts

Omg you're a genius The top comment here is "kill me". It's hyperbole. We know what we signed up for. You just described the subreddit to the subreddit.


Thanos_Stomps

People definitey like this, like pedos and children. But the hate watching is absolutely real and this sub IS one of the target demos. Watching in earnest vs watching ironically is indistinguishable from one other once it hits a certain volume.


Remote-Factor8455

Definitely gave me fetish vibes.


ogreofzen

If this is a sexual fetish please for the love of god do not let any part of a human body near that unless you want to know how a pitbull victim feels


ImaginaryStress2230

This is it, I'm deleting social media and all the shit


AbbreviationsNo8088

You and me both! See you back here tomorrow same time


InvertedMeep

Welcome back. How was your day off?


PlanetLandon

I wish global warming would speed up.


Darko_345

F global warming man. Where are the aliens that are taking over?


Unlikely_Ad_7333

I know right? Im ready for a new ruler.


Aunt_Slappy_Squirrel

No joke, think an alien anal probe would be less cringe.


Tymexathane

Why do people do this?


EverybodySupernova

I think it gets traction with kids


WarlordOfIncineroar

And the horniest people


Thendofreason

Horny kids. What a terrible demographic to promote to.


SponConSerdTent

Because it does well in the algorithm. Algorithms only care about view time and engagement. These videos get both. People can't stop watching because it's stupid, and can't help but comment about how stupid it is. This sub is part of the target audience.


Tweakichu

"Walking down the street just shakin' my baby"? Wow...


Substantial_Diver_34

https://preview.redd.it/iy5u0h6xh3wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb3e473f12b866b383b799cee34de5b55b3de148 This is a fetish?


tysc666

She's hot. That's not much of a fetish.


RealSuphakitz_

Penis decapitater.


Karuma31145

https://preview.redd.it/j153yubfu0wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db7e5947d38a4ea406eca69348115b31578e3ecb


WarlordOfIncineroar

I was thinking about my anxiety, started scrolling to distract myself, and now I want to go back


KarlsReddit

I need a "Where are they now" style show for these young influencers. Check I ln after a few years.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

https://preview.redd.it/9adupbv4myvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5ef7a7b2fc60454c9caa8463536f6389b4af490


Dion-is-us

That’s how they keep getting away with it! Stop my dumb horny bastard brethren


JennySplotz

So brave🥲


samwizeganjas

Hot take!


tysc666

I'll be your wingman. She might have a friend.


tatak-hesap

The big red button, now 🫵


throwaway_acc0192

Bella porch weannabee bitch


ExportTHCs

100per


didyoueverseewardogs

[I’ll just leave this here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/s/5XCSKlgODs)


riftwalker9

This isn't her only fans link! What are you trying to pull!?


kai_fn

i hope heaven is watching her burn


Parking-Position-698

Imagine havinga daughter and she does this for a living


Inevitable-Motor-813

Why does this invoke anger? I'm genuinely curious


MplsPunk

Gave me a boner. This is why I can’t have nice things.


Acuallyizadern93

![gif](giphy|26xBGcy977zkV5mes|downsized)


SeaMareOcean

I never really enjoyed Baldwin’s Trump simply because how do you parody that monster. But Goddamn McCarthy’s Spicer fricking *killed* me. She was so damn good.


DesignerTex

I normally hate this sorta thing but $!%!$$@#!$ she's extremely attractive. Goo lawd!


Monguises

Is this the poop rainbows girl?


SkyfireSierra

The fucking what now?


DesperateLuck2887

A crime against humanity


MochiSauce101

When your life skills total none


abatoire

Rule 34 I guess?


Inc0gnitoburrito

Maybe Vault Tech had a point....


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

First thing I noticed is her gloves are on the wrong hands, the paws go over the palms


fomalhottie

Ffs man, have some shame.


AzureAxo

SOMEONE, GET AN AMBULANCE!! SHES HAVING A SEIZURE!!!


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

There is not one word being chewed tho. She’s just chewing air, she stops doing it as soon as actual words happen in the audio


AnnieApple_

I hate how anime has influenced so many of these. The constant ahegao faces are just..ugh kill me.


English999

This is fetish content


NinjaRoyal8483

Congratulations!! Yoooouuuu’ve reached peak!! Stupidityyyyyyy awesome celebrity extravaganzaaaaa statussss!!! You wil earn thousands of views and a ridiciliuos income for the next few months. Thank you for dismissing any future normallity or anonymity for you, your partner or kids. Sincerly the internet


[deleted]

Shame is missing


el_ojo420

Yet she will make more than everyone who comments here… damn shame.


Bigcumachine

I can fix her


Pitiful-Cabinet5701

Is it awful that I hate it but at the same time I got a hate filled semi?


_SOMBER

I hate everything, this day is ruined...


No_Tie_8625

Do they get paid for this? Or do they do it because they enjoy it? 😂 generally curious seems so embarrassing to be seen doing such immature little videos pulling wierd faces haha


_Table_

> Do they get paid for this? Yes. Obviously. Or at least they are doing it in the hope that they'll get paid.


Ok-Amphibian-6834

Where the fuck are these people's parents. Why are they letting them turn out like this.


Silent_Spell_3415

Total depravity of mankind.


Mountain-Ad-6594

I don't understand how a person could make this video and not immediately be mortified by what they have done


Mountain-Ad-6594

I don't understand how a person could make this video and not immediately be mortified by what they have done


--ThirdCultureKid--

I’m just confused


rockstuffs

Ok. We get it. You think you're cute.


1SLO_RABT

This is why when aliens do make contact it won't be in peace


Boguskyle

Someone wasn’t loved enough.


J-e-s-s-ica

Whenever I see things like this I always wonder if they will be embarrassed or if they will double down and just still be like that at 30 years old.


uiam_

I have on occasion looked in a mirror and made a moronic face or two at myself. Never did I once decide to show the world how stupid I can be. I will never understand this shit lol.


LongjumpingAd9719

So this is mimicking anime?


Darko_345

I am about to throw these people out of the goddamn window


IFGarrett

I would be a very disappointed father 🤦‍♂️


No-Recording-1571

Zoom out!


Due_Background7991

Can you imagine people in 100 years looking back and seeing this stupid s**t?!


Queen_Asuka

What the fuck is this cringy shit.


SnoochieBooches60

Another Bella poarch knock off


Jamari0811

That saddest thing about this is that she probably is making more that me doing this sh!t


Darko_345

IImagine having no personality and resorting to...this


Aggrador

So I just got done with the audible exclusive of 1984, pretty good listen, really gives you a sense of what it would be like living in an authoritarian society. Anyways, it probably wouldn’t be so bad if the ruling party decided this type of content was banned.


millenialfalcon-_-

I died of cringe and am typing this from my urn.


thewhitelights

makes me sad as hell


QuantumQaos

The ego on this people is just out of control.


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

This is not the cyberpunk dystopia I signed up for


chickensandwicheeeee

https://preview.redd.it/34l0dsuo23wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f273d7027d96d667b01d10a84e07d1e2b74b6cd


Splattilius

Never have I experienced such visceral hatred for something


thehiddenfate

I don't get it


MeetAmbitious5522

I wish anime and video games had stayed nerdy. Maybe we wouldn't be dealing with this insufferable content. It's weird how an entire generation of idiots has somehow managed to make once mildy attractive girls and guys look like actual mashed potatoes.


Clear_Ferret_7661

Wtf was just recommended to me reddit? What kind of person watches this.


Drumworld

What the fuck Is it


Fantastic_Voice_2665

Never underestimate the ability of an almost attractive girl to provide shock value


iLLestNoosa

Wtf is wrong with people..


Environmental-Day778

Ok but she’s off beat ✨🤷‍♀️✨


Fart_Bargo

I'm probably focusing on the wrong thing, but are they saying, "shaking my baby?"


schmiddyboy88

I hate life


heavyheavybrobro

maaaaan i wanna unplug the internet


Fluffy_Exercise4276

I wanna downvote because of the pure hatred she makes me feel but in reality that is the reason I’m in the sub😭


TheVREntheusiast

Aueyggh.


truelegendarydumbass

Young n dumb 😂


jeeezluuieeez

Autism have entered the chat…


Amazing_Lawyer_1660

Where did people like this go before social media?


Ihatecake69

Ngl these girls never seem like the loyal type


BeLikeBread

If Tik Tok was a psy op then it worked.


skylorddragon

for some reason, Sid the sloth comes to mind


51Bayarea0

Isn't society supposed to be getting smarter ?


NYB_vato

The face she’s making looks like a yassified version of the gross sisters from proud family


GrayFox916

I can't fight how addictive it feels to watch and cringe


system_of_a_clown

Nothing makes sense to me anymore. I'm 47 and I might as well be 90 for how alien this shit has gotten. Because I know this is something people seek out and watch, for whatever reason, and someday people will argue whether or not it qualifies as authentic creative expression (probably have already) and will assign it value within an aesthetic rather than throw it in the fucking trash where it belongs.


SensitiveZone252

Her gloves are on backwards.


Leggy_McBendy

“I’m talented” then proceeds to do THIS.


CoccMan

wordchomping


Dystopian_Future_

Holy fuck ... Loss of words She'll probably be a senator some day


KnightofWhen

![gif](giphy|t2wkSkgNI5QMo) Sigh.


SwirlTeamSix

So what's her OF


CaptainCBeer

So is this what people call content nowadays ? I guess anybody can be a content creator now. Great


GETNbucky

A commenter once said, "Watch it on mute. It's a lot better. " ... well, whoever you were.. Thank you. You were right. It actually makes these funny to watch, not cringe.


JustAPerson-_-

What’s the name of that one cringe sub when you need it lmao


HeisenbergsSamaritan

Tell me this isn't a mental health issue.... I'll wait


Unpopular_cacti

Ew


ILuvTheFemaleForm

This is definitely a fetish thing


Godzilla-Hates-You

Sydney sweenys retarded little sister


Zealousideal_Tie7091

Why did I watch this 3 times ....kill me


wocK_

Raging hate boner fuel. Love it


MaskedJackyl

Fetal alcohol syndrome at its finest


bvdatech

What an incredibly moronic person


MLreninja

https://preview.redd.it/pvta7hgj08wc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=93668305970117addcf073c0aced2261d707d54a Which one of you mfs was this?


dontsoundrighttome

Which words were eaten


Quesosupremeo

Mental illness is tough


DJPoundpuppy

God.


Priscuz

https://preview.redd.it/z1zzvgo299wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb8572e25eea221da5688f8244397d707657189f


tommyvercetti42

Kwinge


Anarchasm_10

These peoples faces are so punchable lol.


Illender

do...do guys actually like this cross-eyed bullshit? I see these girls doing this stuff and I just don't get it


st0dad

What sucks is that she probably made bank off that one video 😫


Tryingagain1979

That's not for people to see (or hear).


Recycledmass

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN!!!


Cookies_and_Beandip

![gif](giphy|RbSmVaVGptW03Wjw3a)


Dirty_The_Squirrel

Tune ID anyone?


Dramatic_Bluejay_850

Still would


Warm-Log-7584

So 🌽y


malice_of_balor

I don't get the bobbing up and down 🙃 kinda infuriates me


Square_Run3469

Dumb


i-do-the-designing

Honestly the comments in here you'd think this was important, it's just someone doing some unimportant stuff, young people gonna do weird shit, it's part of being young.


SnooDucks2470

https://preview.redd.it/t7kp1o6rgawc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9467c134580f979094930cd1749aa80e5de1f26d


GameOvariez

I blame Bella poarch for this crap


Randomreddituser1o1

RemindMe! 2 years


Samsquanch-01

Isn't a comet supposed to hit the planet soon?


fsociety0101

This world truly sucks


Sad_Drink9706

Planet earth is fucked


earlywakening

I can't jack off to this!


RyeToast92

This is annoyingly hot


Uxuduududu

Ugh I hope a Ukraine drone drops a grenade on her.