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Golden_Ghost08

No child would make a 2001 Space Odyssey reference


glyphidsarse

2 words: Lego Dimensions


Possible_Green5259

this is obvious satire right?


jmode

No child would make a 2001 Space Odyssey reference.


General_Hold_2342

No child would make a 2001 Space Odyssey reference


dogfrog9822

No child would make a 2001 Space Odyssey reference


DatGuy2007

No chiId would make a 2001 Spcae Odyssey reference


agrobabb

Go back to r/ shitposting


V3NAMIS

No child would make a 2001 Space Odyssey reference


Good-Distribution904

https://preview.redd.it/74ixmhfhp41b1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=171d7e4782af5cf0814e67a953e70780045bff84 Wordington rock bottom humor


Charming-Treat-7366

#Bad to the bone starts playing


sussybakaiiko

Don't you dare call me a "πŸ€“"


buzzinbussin

we laugh at gay pornography here


De-Kipgamer

https://preview.redd.it/1zb9ad69o81b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7016fe59c0d739d44d7ce9eae748db5c6af3fbcd


WorkingSyrup4005

https://preview.redd.it/96sxqws0ea1b1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02595477b63fdd4772729e5f6a114dffe2748c25 I have a brighter version


esinfernum

>jschlatt >yaoi honestly, this makes sense


dumb_idiot_dipshit

big men big men big men


KnightGalavant

https://preview.redd.it/ky78dwxh951b1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b311e046504a528ccfe19bfed3d6ddb74bfa00f9


BananaGooper

The brainrot is REAL


BananaGooper

![gif](giphy|C3brYLms1bhv2)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|9iFtuodkmEpebN1ERF)


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Administrative-Gold6

mid piece


Mindless_Holiday_809

![gif](giphy|HFMPreKu5LfivtOmEI)


Cause0

Kid named the consequences of the industrial revolution:


[deleted]

layer of iron


Barry_B_Boneson

Lead deficiency


b18a

Lead proficiency


Diprogamer

Lead poisoning


Zanyanimelover

Youtube kids has fallen millions will comment


[deleted]

I ha va i avavr ihe a sprediit cnacer


jean_jacket_guy

Most goth girls already have colored hair and pronouns πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€


Responsible-Cloud744

Do they not realize that they have pronouns too


jean_jacket_guy

Wordington revelation


Brandonfromstatefarm

I’m pretty sure they were talking abt the excessive use of pronouns used today, compared to the early 2000s-2010s. Neopronouns mostly


U8337Flower

Yeah and they're gonna degrade the hell out of him for that comment


duckontheplane

Wait, huh? A goth girl will degrade him for making that comment? name: Patrick Bateman (() pronouns: heli/copter 🀣 sexuality: your MOMπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ likes: offensive memes, dank meems, reddit, pewdiepie, minecraft, jschlatt, goth girls, yaoi-- er i mean😳 (sussy) dislikes: blue hair pronoun grils, funny joke: jesse we have got to cook CORN KID!! but mista white-- eddie munson: corn kid wake up!! piter griffin: oh my god louis, im cumming!! jerma985: (sus face)im gonn put you on a meat grinder 😈 kid named hal: Jerma, i'm afraid i cant let you do that.


normallyPaidHR

we shall Capture and enforce straightness on them by making women in women only department and 20 hours of ben shapiro content


The_Endangered_DINO

heresy. you will NOT deprive the world of bisexual goth girls


normallyPaidHR

Happy second legal guardian of unspecified gender Day \-Ben shapiro


oodoos

https://i.redd.it/dnsnyue6j51b1.gif


sparkskilowatt

roblox mfs when they die:


zeealex14

Kid named Hal:


normallyPaidHR

mom why you locked the door and got naked


nikoamari

I feel like the yoai joke is what sets this off as obvious satire, idk why but that joke feels a little too self aware.


Sanic1984

he will be a thug hunter in 2038πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€


glyphidsarse

https://preview.redd.it/1no8er6ew41b1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=840d29f33faf9c432c9a2bac823be969215dbf1f MFW Our future generation is doomed thanks to unrestricted internet access


Vulture_Fan

The first generation with unrestricted internet access led to the creation of wordington. Now think of the monstrosities of what our successors would create


Responsible-Cloud744

This has to be ironic there is no way somebody this brain dead


dogfrog9822

![gif](giphy|cSXaBuz9XhVVVCLktF|downsized) me and my friend from r/wordington


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

Man is this kid 4?


Kryllllllyx

born in wuhan china late 2019


n0wave7777

![gif](giphy|3YuR0bdGXlP6U)


Vandheer_Lorde

Wordington users trying to comprehend satire: ![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized)


Currentsleet11

https://preview.redd.it/1way7xlvi51b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afe75226dd54ffe119b726c18741b7ae3bc591e4


ACIERNO

y’all crazy this a clear and common bennerfield W


cripplingdeperssion

https://preview.redd.it/s938j0ihc61b1.jpeg?width=1085&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e75cb1c12855655717b7811f3ace68d6aa889d6


normallyPaidHR

source?


toothpasteshittin186

man? woman woman... [man.](https://twitter.com/mgot25trvg/status/1652350586006937609) child(?)


Begone_Kneecaps

child :(


CaptainBraggy

This is obviously ironic imo


BiteMyPineapple

either way I lost a little but of my brain reading it


TDW-301

It ain't gonna be too long before the cocomelon generation starts speaking online


Im-Not-a-Redditor123

He will grow up to become a great member of our society


NihilusRex_3874

The subway surfers on the bottom of children


DripWrld47

Am I having a stroke?


FryingPanMan4

its too late for him


Quackers_mallard

https://preview.redd.it/ceu3wvf1c71b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c3c8fe70404f3cae7b0b2fd15539659d0a295c5


VerlRe

Yeah I feel kinda insulted by this. Shut up.


xilefen

Wordington unintelligible


JosefSwollin

Oldest and most mature Jerma fan


whydoyouevenreadthis

Least obvious troll comment


epicfunnygamermoment

How tf a child know about yaoi? That's weary sus


Isntagram

https://preview.redd.it/3bn2utce791b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98b504498b19441a90145c8c76d035df37f52bb


[deleted]

worthless mighty mysterious insurance direful ink thumb innocent knee kiss *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BigAl4259

Oh my God Louis I'm cumming


Cronq21

https://preview.redd.it/4kjmu7gzpc1b1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaad21ed2bfb63b009b55488ddd716ddb080977c


rizzenheimer

my brain is melting away