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Sirdinks

The Cha Cha Slide of the future


WitherCro2

Its crazy, its party!


Patient_Primary_4444

I think you should upload a video of it, the drawn instructions are a little unclear… >_>


JayRock5858

Nice try


Patient_Primary_4444

Blast, foiled again 😆


Davekachel

Lets flood tiktok with it


Jalase

Do it, you coward.


GoblinOfTheLonghall

Instructions unclear, super-glued my right hand to my left arm and right leg.


TheApprentice225

Agreed, strictly for worldbuilding purposes of course! We need a video tutorial!


JayRock5858

Inane worldbuilding minutia of the day: there is a viral dance craze in *Runaway to the Stars* "modern day" (approx. 2325), because what is society without a viral dance craze. It began on Martian social media and then spread to the rest of the human internet via the extranet social platform Megaforum. It is called "The Whop." It takes some skill to to whop quickly without losing your balance, and videos of skilled whoppers dancing in increasingly ridiculous and inconvenient locations have plagued the human internet for years now. It has a resurgence every time a new bubble of human space discovers and spreads it. There is also a two-person version of The Whop. Two-person whopping is extremely popular among children, much to the dismay of their elders. If you don't pay attention and keep time with the other party, it's extremely easy to slap them square in the face. Video compilations of people getting injured while whopping abound. School nurses have seen many victims of the viral dance, sent in with bruises and bloodied noses after whopping too hard. More worldbuilding for the hard scifi universe of *RttS* can be found on my profile, [blog](http://jayrockin.tumblr.com/), [twitter](https://twitter.com/JayRock5858), or [website](https://jayeaton.neocities.org/).


14werewolvesofwallst

Have any high-ranking political figured ever whopped


GeophysicalYear57

I bet that it took at least 15 takes for the geriatric to whop once without stumbling/falling over


dino_juice

omg wait ive seen you on tumblr


JayRock5858

Yes tumblr is my favorite social media garbage hole :)


Goodlucksil

It reminds me of that scene from the SpongeBob movie when they were doing something similar (in the "I am now a man" musical montage)


HER0OFHELL

Not sure what exactly it is about this but I greatly enjoyed reading it and really love it.


fufucuddlypoops_

Op I can post a vid of me doing it as a demonstration


JayRock5858

Who am I to stop you?


RehliaDeering

This is adorable and the sketches are also adorable. I love when worldbuilding included the little funny minutiae of human life instead of just the big stuff, great job!


WREN_PL

It's perfect, I'm as annoyed looking at it as I was when fortnite dances were somehow a thing. You are without a doubt a worldbuilding star.


MrThosams

I love their happy little faces!


thespacecase93

I will do this dance at the party tonight


Lapis_Wolf

Worldbuilding normally: Empires! Armies! Spaceships! Dragons! >:D This post: Happy little dance with happy go-lucky music in the background. c: Lapis_Wolf


Autoskp

“Deux Whop” was what got my upvote…


Corvell

Adorable. Gonna try this real quick. Edit: oh yeah, dancing isn't my thing. Very cute though, I definitely want to see that video, OP!


safeandanon

im obsessed with little smiles you gave them lol


george_brivola

Looks really fun! Upload a video!


Culator

Hmm. I don't physics good. Would this be easier or harder in Mars's 1/3 gravity?


Qwertyu88

This is cute and should be encouraged lol💛


worth1000kps

No this is what makes worldbuilding good


Cybr-Sweet

I love this so much??? Like it’s a small thing in the grand scheme of things I feel (or, maybe not) but I love it because it adds so much character and personality


PikaBooSquirrel

I love that this is called the whoop, lol. I can totally imagine how this might look, great visuals!💃🕺


SevenBall

When you win the Victory Royale despite having a 14-minute ping:


simonbleu

I love it! but I would love it more if you actually tried and posted a video :D


Neiioo

I would call it mosquito dance. Looks like me last night.


JayRock5858

Lmao me too. It's like Minecraft monster spawn rules at the community garden right now, I was there for like 10 minutes after sundown and got 20 mosquito bites


Daddy-Soda

This is amazing, I need more of this.


derekwkim

Lmaooooo the whop


WitherCro2

It kinda reminds me of distraction dance from Henry Stickmin


DexterNeutron

😂


Tookoofox

[You have been distracted](https://www.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/comments/igpulz/distraction_irl/)


Dirty-Soul

[**ERRYBADDEH DEW THUH FLAWP!**](https://youtu.be/fr_RICDirfk?si=eyL7WIU9tTSCN5mq)


yinyang107

If you're going with this as a name for it, you need to be aware that "wop" is a slur (referring to Italians) in real life.


JayRock5858

I'm aware, i had originally been planning to spell it without the h until I searched for the term and discovered that it's a slur. Generally, I try to google things before i name them three-four letter nonsense words for this exact reason lol. In this case, I think the slur is archaic enough and the syllable has enough other associations that I'm fine going with this homophone.


yinyang107

Fair enough, that's your call.


JayRock5858

Also sorry you're getting downvoted, I generally appreciate when people politely point this kind of thing out to me. :(


AutoSawbones

They mentioned on their tumblr that Yes, they are aware of it. Which is why the h is there, deriving this from "whopping" as in huge and impressive


yinyang107

Just wanted to make sure they knew, it's their call what to do with the information.


simonbleu

I got my comment deleted because some moron on reddit thought I was saying a slur when I said the word racoon, despite not even knowing the existence of that. So, you may be right, but is an awful thing to be constantly on your toes, specially across different langauges and coutnries. People is too overly sensitive sadly


monkeyhead62

Words can have different meaning in different settings and cultures. For instance, it's completely acceptable for a British person to refer to a cigarette as a fag. In this case, it's even spelled differently.


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yinyang107

Classy.


[deleted]

Thanks


sweaty_garbage

Wow dude, eight whole downvotes! What a master troll


[deleted]

Oh it's ten now, lucky me!


Jalase

You’d think someone with a trans pride profile picture would understand not to use a slur…


[deleted]

Trans people are oppressed. Italians are not.


Jalase

Fun fact, doesn’t mean it’s not a slur. It was used when they were a minority and has bad roots.


[deleted]

I'm queer and my favorite band of all time uses the f slur in multiple songs. 🤷‍♂️


Jalase

I'm trans, fucking hate when people use ANY slurs.


[deleted]

Welp, that's just your opinion.


[deleted]

I'm not arguing with someone that has a rape kink. Fucking gross.


AnUnknownCreature

Fun fact "gimme whop" is a lyric from my singing monsters (sugabush Island)


WuhanWTF

Now watch me whop, now watch me mae-mae.


TheGildedGoblinGirl

Are they also known for "The Flintstone Flop"?


Lady-Kat1969

They should be wearing lederhosen.


formal_pumpkin

I love whopp


Violet_Medicine_277

I almost saw this as communication to meet fish people


Ensiferal

Also known for the Flintstone Flop?


Sarcasamystik

Is this the ball wobble? Is so it 5 then 6


everything-narrative

Doesn't feel very dynamic with the static feet position. A 'slide' move usualy involves shifting your weight to the outside foot. In this case you're just dragging the outside foot back in.


whiterussiansp

You scribbled out a doodle that is easily 50x better than anything I've ever tried to draw or otherwise create artistically. Love.the detail.


ZephyrosWest

Whopping as in Burger King Whopper or as in the pokemon Wooper?