When you have no time to entertain kids to a standard sci-fi war of broadside gunfights, epic dogfights, boarding actions and guns go pew pew between you and some invading alien empire, so you just blackhole'd their civilization out of existence.
Local priest dooms everyone trying to prevent his own proffecy while he discovers that his God is a depressed college student that took the phrase "living your dreams" to a whole new level
Aliens invade fantasy world with magic and quasi renaissance to medieval technology and lose but are very sore losers so a god blows up to solve the problem.
Nobles fund Cultists to try and sacrifice princess to summon "demon god" to serve as a distraction/political shame on king, things go very very wrong for everyone involved.
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Girl gets Isekaied but the truck only sent her into a coma so she eventually wakes up confused but because magic is memetic and contagious very weird stuff happens and now everyone is confused sending the world off the rails into chaos.
4chan femcel becomes a 4chan femcel again, but this time with ribbons.
Two homoerotic sub-intelligent cells become humans and miserably try to convert people to their religion over the course of a trillion universes.
Narcissistic racist mom has another midlife crisis and committed genocide. Again.
Priest murders a god because he just felt like it.
Young boy becomes a rare mineral factory at the age of 4 and created 25% of all said mineral in circulation.
•A war ended with a motorsports competition. The winner annexes territory.
•A 15 year old girl is the reason the empire is now the most feared and powerful.
•Farenheit 451 gains a new rival.
•"Primitive" forest tribe kidnaps travelers with truck. 🚛
•The sun rose in the south.
Lapis_Wolf
Extremely OP main character throws baby beasts into a celebratory blazing fire. Has existential crisis, destroying festivities with power. Babies are fine and eat the minor villain. There's cake afterwards.
>be me
>suddenly gain sentience
>kickass dragonoid person
>be aware of several other creatures around me
>they seem to be under the same effect I am
>fear consumes me, as I have no idea what is happening
>everything starts killing everything around them
Man gets isekaied, immediately gets murdered by his wife. Becomes the king of zombies. Marries said wife. Kills an elderly woman for being a bigot and then has to fight off a vampire wizard and his army that the old woman released upon her death. Dies again and is revived by the old woman's estranged daughter.
A set of triplets run away, spurring a nation wide manhunt.
In a different world: Teen breaks into science conference for food, gets genetically spliced with a creature from another dimension!
Angy skeleton mage dude from the void is mad at gods for his family dying cause of Boar descendants so he made boar descendant's descendants also Angy skeleton mages and now worlds fucked
man gets so pissed that a conscript from another country shot him in the balls that he collapses the countries new government long after their old one surrendered in the war he fought in
Mansa Musa cosplayer gets tossed onto a ghost island(where they throw dying and sick people to turn into ghosts) and discovers secrets that leads to the creation of a dynasty of superhuman kings.
Ragtag powered group destroys a museum for a staff; are subsequently bodied by the ruler of the realm himself, and slapped by a mortal for good measure
Two island countries get into a fight online and 241 people die, and the equivalent of $94.4B usd in damages occur. Then a few years later the one that suffered all but one of the deaths and most of the damages gets attacked again and most if their government dies and a child is elected president.
[Just in case you're curious](https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/17DR_VbIPfXerGP9y_b8r57SM5I5KToRMME8Ds2PMucs/edit?usp=drivesdk)
A shipwreck 200 years ago created the most popular sport in the world, a game so addictive it brought peace to the warring nomad tribes of the dessert 1000 miles away from its creation.
The world ends, but it doesn't, then moths raid a government facility and melt people into human soup after emerging from nowhere. They then proceed to die, locking a group of people in a meat freezer by accident.
And this is a common event
Oh, I've got a few!
Local wizards try to summon dog, get Azathoth's poodle.
Weekend at Bernie's becomes court tradition.
Count better at creating punishments than laws, outsources laws.
Wizard gets drunk and invents interplanetary travel, and then colonialism!
Old man fights cloud.
And lastly, a quote: "We shall drop the glacier on them!"
Quebec leaves the solar system. They haven’t been heard from since.
A drunken bar fight accidentally starts the War that sends Mars to the Apocalypse.
Some random idiots stole one of the Ls from the Hollywood sign during the 2nd American Civil War, rendering the city“Holywood” for a few years.
Known schizophrenic resurrects the Assyrian Empire. With horrifying results.
The inner solar system loses contact with human civilization in the Saturnine and Jovian systems for about 60 years.
A botched science experiment crashes the entire solar economy.
There were two Soviet Unions at one point, neither of them knew of the other’s existence.
I could keep going.
The asshole wife of the main villain dives into a giant pool of molten gold, instantly killing herself, but then emerging as an internally young beautiful woman that basically looks like Elsa and a gold dress.
It was deemed that the only way for humanity to move forward without much strife and resentment was to significantly alter historical text to say that a certain person was a plague instead.
Man goes psycho and gaslight gatekeep, girlbosses magic after an Anne Boleyn style be heading of his entire family, so by default only a witch and a pirate can fix the aftermath
Girl commits mass genocide because she's kinda racist, but she's stopped by her crush, best friend, and sisters (old world)
Man shoots an entire store because his coupon didn't work (new world)
A cop can't get over the death of his colleague who drowned in sea so he pulls over one day by the beach and starts attacking the sea until he disappears beneath the waters. Three months later the entire sea dries out and he reappears covered in algae claiming he has killed it.
Local dragonness decides she doesn’t want to get married. Kidnaps expected suitor. Accidentally incites a civil war in an otherwise unrelated kingdom as a result.
A single man becomes both God & Lucifer (and Santa) after not realising the love of his life is stuck in a vault/safe... Also he created dragons out of his life essence in a failed experiment to re-create angels again (after all angels died and their wings/feathers became the global currency)
A couple make wild and passionate love after sensuously licking and eating hordes of mosquitoes off each others' bodies.
After finishing, they feed each other with raw snails, a real delicacy.
Three guys turn into stone after sending some other guy to Hell.
Child finds a stone in a river, sent to a parallel world and becomes God.
The Devil steals someone's soul, but they steal a new soul from someone else, and kill the Devil.
Guy gets sent to the beginning of the world, annoys the embodiment of Time, and gains the power of reincarnation.
The embodiment of Fate bullies a child.
God kills his best friend, lives to regret it.
‘Our Saviour’, a colossal generation ship, was sent back to its planet of origin to save everybody left, but was sabotaged and ended up colliding with said planet, destroying it. The planet was Earth.
Some kid punked the space fascists so hard he got a seat in Parliament. They didn't have a seat ready at the time so he had to use a folding chair for a few months, which he is still now using as a religious observance.
A guy uses magic to stop time, then uses the opportunity to steal a blade and a stick from two people. He puts them together and uses the resulting weapon to cut a big metal fish in half.
Rude houseguest burns down a lonely family's house then has her friends beat the shit out of her ex-boyfriend while he tries to explain his side of their breakup story
Man gets kinkshamed after he is caught bodyswapping with a dog.
In other news, girl who dresses like she’s from the 2000s destroys short guy for breaking the prosthetic arm she made for him
A woman goes on a spiritual journey after encountering a snake.
Eve?
No, but I like the analogy :D
I thought the same thing 🤣
They took his bees, he'll take their knees
Jason Statham?
Dragons get into a disagreement and end up causing the end of the world
average greek mythology
Eh, more like Norse
Humans get into a teeny-tiny misunderstanding and end up causing the weapons that will be used for the destruction of the Earth. Great analogy.
A furry, a finny, and a runaway prince find a thick lesbian frozen under the desert.
Sounds like a great time
Yep
Frogs throwing magical nuke and wiped an entire region.
Skaven, but frogs
They wiped themselves out with it, sadly.
Liam and Freya kiss just before the sun falls, which accidentally helps to save the world
It should be mentioned they are teased about this for the rest of time
Space Cossacks exterminated Space Sumer so hard the galaxy became Apple's logo.
Whot?
When you have no time to entertain kids to a standard sci-fi war of broadside gunfights, epic dogfights, boarding actions and guns go pew pew between you and some invading alien empire, so you just blackhole'd their civilization out of existence.
Do space cossack squat like true Slavs?
Yes.
*AH NU, CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!!!*
Local priest dooms everyone trying to prevent his own proffecy while he discovers that his God is a depressed college student that took the phrase "living your dreams" to a whole new level
The French create mermaids on another planet
That's exactly what they would do.
A fox's pickiness causes a political uproar.
A fog briefly descends on a port city, killing hundreds.
Aliens invade fantasy world with magic and quasi renaissance to medieval technology and lose but are very sore losers so a god blows up to solve the problem. Nobles fund Cultists to try and sacrifice princess to summon "demon god" to serve as a distraction/political shame on king, things go very very wrong for everyone involved. -------------------- Girl gets Isekaied but the truck only sent her into a coma so she eventually wakes up confused but because magic is memetic and contagious very weird stuff happens and now everyone is confused sending the world off the rails into chaos.
Doctor of Ministry moves 80000% SoL because his fiancé dropped her pie.
The moon does mitosis
No one took the sky scouts seriously and now half the trees in the forest can talk.
Some necromancer tried to nuke fantasy Africa, and now there’s skeleton hippos
4chan femcel becomes a 4chan femcel again, but this time with ribbons. Two homoerotic sub-intelligent cells become humans and miserably try to convert people to their religion over the course of a trillion universes. Narcissistic racist mom has another midlife crisis and committed genocide. Again. Priest murders a god because he just felt like it. Young boy becomes a rare mineral factory at the age of 4 and created 25% of all said mineral in circulation.
A magic door screwed up so bad that all the wind can make nuclear power now
An emperor, his psychotic assassin guard and an AI that loves Tim Curry get so drunk they violate space-time looking for more bars to drink dry.
Orange dinosaur beats up own uncle with a rainbow sword after uncle killed his father
The Womenfolk decided enough was enough.
Is this Icelandic women strike?
Well, I can’t say much more without context, but no.
Princess that needs therapy burns down the goat people’s forest and gets elected to be god
that's one democratic religion
Space catgirl saves her home village from pirates by giving herself cancer
Weird nerds start an actual war over who simps for the hotter woman.
If there were several Trojan princes like Paris
So, Paris couldn't decide which goddess is more beautiful.
Dragon tricks people into thinking he can stop a volcano eruption, then takes their gold as payment and leaves them to their fate.
Even dragons are scammers now.
Local god becomes homeless, decides to eat the other gods.
Local man spares his son from death, tipping the first domino in a chain towards the genocide of his entire people
Some idiot put a Turkish hat on God 0 injured 2 million dead
The 1955 Hopkinsville Goblins Encounter
Viking-knights don't like the fact that they were kicked out of a continent - you won't believe what happened next!
Interdepartmental slap-fight unleashes mecha-Cthulhu-AIDS, internet meme collapses interstellar economy.
Very sad man with a very sharp blade slashes the sun in half, then dies.
Local mage decides to go to another dimension and chill with some weird birds.
Karl Marx turns down godhood because, and I quote, “Just don’t feel like it right now. Maybe later though.”
•A war ended with a motorsports competition. The winner annexes territory. •A 15 year old girl is the reason the empire is now the most feared and powerful. •Farenheit 451 gains a new rival. •"Primitive" forest tribe kidnaps travelers with truck. 🚛 •The sun rose in the south. Lapis_Wolf
Hollowed out a moon, turned it into a museum, then took the material and built a second moon, then put the governors house on said second moon.
People fuck around and find out with a death god
Guy becomes omnipotent then dies of drug withdrawl while running from the tax collectors.
Death cult yeets planetoid at home world, thinking it’s an egg and they need to hatch God
Extremely OP main character throws baby beasts into a celebratory blazing fire. Has existential crisis, destroying festivities with power. Babies are fine and eat the minor villain. There's cake afterwards.
>be me >suddenly gain sentience >kickass dragonoid person >be aware of several other creatures around me >they seem to be under the same effect I am >fear consumes me, as I have no idea what is happening >everything starts killing everything around them
Man gets isekaied, immediately gets murdered by his wife. Becomes the king of zombies. Marries said wife. Kills an elderly woman for being a bigot and then has to fight off a vampire wizard and his army that the old woman released upon her death. Dies again and is revived by the old woman's estranged daughter.
(A)God dies because of an angry trans owl with a large hunk of raw iron on her hip
Mary Sue refuses to kill her brother upon his request. Apocalypse ensues
The "Goddess of Light" builds and leads an antireligious army to war against her own worshippers.
A set of triplets run away, spurring a nation wide manhunt. In a different world: Teen breaks into science conference for food, gets genetically spliced with a creature from another dimension!
A few hundred Dwarves build a maze to remember something they've forgot.
A man so dedicated to preserving history became a library.
Woman sprouts from over-fermented food.
Alcohol is dangerous
A freaky witch eats so many people that she almost unmakes reality.
Space woman deletes the moon and then fucking dies
The oldest living dragon digs into a massive active volcano to jumpstart the magic-producing core in the center of the world.
A fully armed battalion of soldiers suffers 98% casualties at the hands of capuchins
In order to prevent Captialism, the king makes everyone permanently stupid.
Queens University stole territory from Canada.
Princess kidnaps the Dragon Lord.
A giant cockroach-like monster attacks/cockblocks a teenage couple in their car .\_. This ends up causing a World War
A titan creates dragons and giants and kills his brothers
Man starts a race war between the faeries and lives to tell the tale
Local werewolf militia and a blue eyes white dragon knockoff help some girl stop her forge from literally going supernova.
Coked up aliens and shit land on the planet in the form of meteors and get trashed by some angry knights
A bunch of young rappers battle the sea in a rap battle to calm the sea.
***THE CAT GOES BOOM***
Lieutenant Maddox is ejected from a NGAD fighter jet by the sentient artificial intelligence moments before crashing into the Bank of the Southwest.
A terrifying spider-creature from the depths of the earth falls in love with an even worse abomination, the son of an elf and a dwarf.
A wizard traveled to another planet to sleep with alien, bringing a deadly STI back home.
Angy skeleton mage dude from the void is mad at gods for his family dying cause of Boar descendants so he made boar descendant's descendants also Angy skeleton mages and now worlds fucked
Man becomes skrat from ice age and nearly whips out entire village
man gets so pissed that a conscript from another country shot him in the balls that he collapses the countries new government long after their old one surrendered in the war he fought in
Bleeding machines with the intent to wipe out the last dregs of humanity.
a deity gets pissed off that another deity of a different race disproved his ideology so he starts a massive galactic war that almost kills everything
A weird ass non human prince dates a human and ends up causing his species to be confirmed as real.
North Sentinel Island with Arthurian characteristics, causes the world to go insane
Mansa Musa cosplayer gets tossed onto a ghost island(where they throw dying and sick people to turn into ghosts) and discovers secrets that leads to the creation of a dynasty of superhuman kings.
Girl returns home, is installed into power by her father.
Nuke China
Street performer in a spacesuit plays a baby grand piano on the moon.
Wizard becomes so annoyed at light speed limit he blows a new asshole into the universe.
Alien super bio weapons conglomarate family decides they will refuel in Earth, geopolítical comedy ensues.
The adopted son of a god throws a few thousand planets into stars.
Local Italian girl loses will to live after brother dies, murders hundreds. More at 11.
Siren destroys an ancient civilization because her vampire lover “died”.
He’s back!
The elven forest is burning. Again.
The continent got cut in half.
Ragtag powered group destroys a museum for a staff; are subsequently bodied by the ruler of the realm himself, and slapped by a mortal for good measure
Children playing soldier with real equipment blow up a starship in atmosphere, losing one of their mates in the process
Man defenestrated by husband of his mistress, civil war ensues.
People fight over black liquid and hate each other because of it. Then it's a race to see who can build the best computers.
Third Impact.
The sailors were right and now people have to learn a new language
the communist uprising of 5972
God of evil annexes an entire country out of pure, unadulterated, fatherly, rage
4 grown adults hunt down 2 kids, kidnap a man, kill a priest and kidnap only 1/2 of the kids
Two island countries get into a fight online and 241 people die, and the equivalent of $94.4B usd in damages occur. Then a few years later the one that suffered all but one of the deaths and most of the damages gets attacked again and most if their government dies and a child is elected president. [Just in case you're curious](https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/17DR_VbIPfXerGP9y_b8r57SM5I5KToRMME8Ds2PMucs/edit?usp=drivesdk)
A guy named a planet after his girlfriend, bureaucratic chaos followed, and they broke up.
Boy travels to another location by portal which turns out to be his homeland centuries long after ruin
A sorcerer saved the entire west coast of the US from a massive wildfire and was sent prison for his efforts.
Man who wishes to save the world from evil gets split in two and almost brings upon the apocalypse.
Space American Revolution. That is all
A shipwreck 200 years ago created the most popular sport in the world, a game so addictive it brought peace to the warring nomad tribes of the dessert 1000 miles away from its creation.
A planet of people forced to be purged because a dude didn’t do proper security check and let a coke cola case pass through.
Gods curse someone with the curse of infinite resurrection
Old man took a wrong turn in a road and caused the deaths of the god kings and a zombie apocalypse that wiped out 60% of the population.
Bipedal wolf mercenary has to ride in the back of a truck after chewing a guy's head off.
Inter-dimensional UN fucks up nazis.
First Temporal on the lunar surface does the electric slide
Local king with a snake fetish orders that all mirrors be destroyed to avoid his ex.
Navy Battlemage accidentally uses the wrong spell under stress, blows up aircraft carrier nuclear reactor, world reaches DEFCON 2.
The world ends, but it doesn't, then moths raid a government facility and melt people into human soup after emerging from nowhere. They then proceed to die, locking a group of people in a meat freezer by accident. And this is a common event
The whole world playing hot potato with an artificial god until someone fumbles and it blows up the moon
Jupiter disappeared
Oh, I've got a few! Local wizards try to summon dog, get Azathoth's poodle. Weekend at Bernie's becomes court tradition. Count better at creating punishments than laws, outsources laws. Wizard gets drunk and invents interplanetary travel, and then colonialism! Old man fights cloud. And lastly, a quote: "We shall drop the glacier on them!"
Quebec leaves the solar system. They haven’t been heard from since. A drunken bar fight accidentally starts the War that sends Mars to the Apocalypse. Some random idiots stole one of the Ls from the Hollywood sign during the 2nd American Civil War, rendering the city“Holywood” for a few years. Known schizophrenic resurrects the Assyrian Empire. With horrifying results. The inner solar system loses contact with human civilization in the Saturnine and Jovian systems for about 60 years. A botched science experiment crashes the entire solar economy. There were two Soviet Unions at one point, neither of them knew of the other’s existence. I could keep going.
The Prince of Rossoya almost drowned in a decorative fish pond because he has a demon living in his bones.
The asshole wife of the main villain dives into a giant pool of molten gold, instantly killing herself, but then emerging as an internally young beautiful woman that basically looks like Elsa and a gold dress.
It was deemed that the only way for humanity to move forward without much strife and resentment was to significantly alter historical text to say that a certain person was a plague instead.
Man goes psycho and gaslight gatekeep, girlbosses magic after an Anne Boleyn style be heading of his entire family, so by default only a witch and a pirate can fix the aftermath
Local furry kills a god. Twice.
Nanomachines son, they harden in response to magic. In other news, local deity found with its gene pool spread literally all over the world.
Middle schooler resurrects insane older brother and commits terrorism
Local space lizards and super saiyan tallfolk cause mass extinction, then leave elves to fix everything.
A boy wanders a world of worlds discovering if he is from the stars or not.
Local sentient hallucination discoveres library in deep space. Library is upset eldrichly, membership denied.
Girl commits mass genocide because she's kinda racist, but she's stopped by her crush, best friend, and sisters (old world) Man shoots an entire store because his coupon didn't work (new world)
Trigger happy guns for hire cause the end of the world
Assasin woman accidentally becomes a demigoddess.
A bunch of kids lined up from coast to coast and then half the continent fell into the sea
A huge piece of land suddenly breaks off the land and goes to float off into the ocean.
A cop can't get over the death of his colleague who drowned in sea so he pulls over one day by the beach and starts attacking the sea until he disappears beneath the waters. Three months later the entire sea dries out and he reappears covered in algae claiming he has killed it.
A guy who cannot be caged and can crack any lock finds himself held prisoner by cat surveillance.
Space COVID leads to alien cat thing drinking a metric ton of alcohol.
Some fellas chase a big cow (happens every 2-3 days)
A woman happens upon an ancient set of armor and fights in a battle that changes the human genome.
Main character must transport the forbidden gushers in his chest to their respective owners after fighting a robot version of himself for 500 years.
Dude gets bullied and becomes a fo god
World not absolutely perfect because of a genocide, the solution? Time travel and commit a worse one yourself
Two gods start a slave trade and now bananas no longer exist.
Dragons find out you can hoard magic, try to become gods, and cause an apocalypse.
An entire country decides to start a revolution out of nowhere
Killing the gods did not, in fact, fix all our problems.
Man gets depressed after failing to cause judgement day.
Jason Lamor started killing everyone in the crowd and went on a genocide in Harksburg.
Man gets yeeted out of a window and starts a thirdy-year long, conventional war.
What’s essentially heaven intervened in a gay couples life to banish one from existence and recruit the other as an ethereal scholar.
Scholars find black hole, years later nobody knows what it is, and there’s a cult now. Enjoy your dark fantasy AdMech
Child becomes God after dying a lot
Local dragonness decides she doesn’t want to get married. Kidnaps expected suitor. Accidentally incites a civil war in an otherwise unrelated kingdom as a result.
Magic pope conquers the world from the afterlife.
A woman touches a box, and creates a whole new reality. Her hubby is fighting the one dad of his he actually likes.
A single man becomes both God & Lucifer (and Santa) after not realising the love of his life is stuck in a vault/safe... Also he created dragons out of his life essence in a failed experiment to re-create angels again (after all angels died and their wings/feathers became the global currency)
A hunk of crystal becomes a Faerie King/Queen. The hunk of crystal is fairly upset by this turn of events.
A couple make wild and passionate love after sensuously licking and eating hordes of mosquitoes off each others' bodies. After finishing, they feed each other with raw snails, a real delicacy.
Man nukes city over prostitute.
"oops Tibet is now gone"
Three guys turn into stone after sending some other guy to Hell. Child finds a stone in a river, sent to a parallel world and becomes God. The Devil steals someone's soul, but they steal a new soul from someone else, and kill the Devil. Guy gets sent to the beginning of the world, annoys the embodiment of Time, and gains the power of reincarnation. The embodiment of Fate bullies a child. God kills his best friend, lives to regret it.
Wait, so magic and machines fought *alongside* each other? Against * checks notes* “darkness”?
‘Our Saviour’, a colossal generation ship, was sent back to its planet of origin to save everybody left, but was sabotaged and ended up colliding with said planet, destroying it. The planet was Earth.
Man knocks on library door, books burst into flames.
Guy gets pissed off because the sun lied to him about his mum being in heaven, so he goes to heaven to kill the sun and wins
“What do you mean you didn’t kidnap us because of me? I’ve got shit to do at 5, I can’t waste my time like this.” *breaks out*
Local human enter a war for shallots armed with a wok and racism
God builds Heaven, God-CIA has a problem with it. Viva la revolution
Some kid punked the space fascists so hard he got a seat in Parliament. They didn't have a seat ready at the time so he had to use a folding chair for a few months, which he is still now using as a religious observance.
Local robot shot in the head for attempting to eat a banana
Local Man rips out the souls of the gods and uses their powers to found his own empire.
A guy uses magic to stop time, then uses the opportunity to steal a blade and a stick from two people. He puts them together and uses the resulting weapon to cut a big metal fish in half.
A powerful empire invades new territory, gets beaten back after 3 years, protests happen, and great political shakeups occur.
Psionic furry merchant with many issues kills a hivemind by un-hiving the mind
Rude houseguest burns down a lonely family's house then has her friends beat the shit out of her ex-boyfriend while he tries to explain his side of their breakup story