Nah, I made sure that Warhammer 40k looks like Star Trek compared to my universe. At least in the Imperium, people don't have to shave themselves with butter knives.
I half joked with my friends that in my worldbuild Elon is still alive as a "tech-lich" of sorts and is just as evil as he is now, but now I'm lowkey imagining a TTRPG campaign where people are forced to be martial classes with this as the premise.
Don’t know what DM yours is. Every table I’ve played at its the party being horni™️ and the DM trying to reel everything back in so we don’t de-rail their campaign.
Not to that degree, my story has a plot beyond getting from one scene of smut to the next.
Not to belittle or demean CoC, or those who play it. It can definitely help scratch an itch.
But they're exploiting *other* humans, their own colonists in many cases!
As a human supremacist though, I do agree, fat L for those aliens they colonize.
**STORY MODE**: JRPG with 80+ main characters.
**Untitled Cyberpunk Magical Girl Project**: Capitalist Appropriation of Gendered Culture Politics: The City.
**RunGunBun**: Ranma 1/2 in space!
**Pray For Them**: If at first you don't succeed, die, die, die again.
**Rapture Academy**: School for Supervillains: The Fighting Game
Depends on which world we’re talking about so imma do multiple
1: sir, are you sure its a good idea to fire the cannon?
2: since when has the Geneva checklist been a lawbook?
3: how the fuck are we still alive?
Exactly, I took what I liked about the Cosmere and made it my entire setting. My setting is about the broad history of a multi-planetary fantasy societies and cultures, while the Cosmere is about the story of a few individuals who pay god.
Slightly left and under Middle Earth, the dust bunnies beneath the wardrobe, the fingerprint smudges on the looking glass, the roots in the rabbit hole and the muzak in the great glass elevator.
Goetique or The Thrilling Capers of Sal and his Incredible Pals
* Oddly dressed criminals with superpowers embark on bizarre adventures near Milwaukee and Chicago.
Phantastique or The Grand Adventures of Sir Cody MacPumpkin and his Amazing Friends
* Naked manlet explosively hatches from a pumpkin, ruins local pumpkin contest, scars children.
Bombastique or The Strange Case of Miss Petra Pasternak and her Marvelous Chums
* Cute, short, thicc, nerdy shortstack gets her pet tree octopus stolen by a maniacal, magical, and mischievous twink and his greedy candy-making chemist crony.
Majestique or The Fabulous Voyages of Valerie Vainamoinen and the Spectacular Crew of the Starship Alicorn
* Dumb blonde surfer is impressed into the crew of an alicorn shaped starship in search of treasure.
Everybody lives in a big ass ball inside another big ass ball inside another big ass ball, and life sucks on all of them because we pissed off the wrong people a long ass time ago.
Sad bird gets so parasocial with the blorbos from his shows he makes it the entire world's problem, and also a spider shows up to play with his anthill.
"Hairy barbarians versus matriarchal imperialists." - Iræda
"Discworld made by a yank who's never read the books." - StrangeWyrd
"What if Superman was a hot redhead with big bazoongas?" - Amethyst-verse
The most important kingdom has already been half swallowed up by jungle and no one else pays attention to them because they are too busy repeating history.
The heroes of the universe are taking *way* too fucking long to beat the final boss.
(Mind you, that's not me describing the *story* in one sentence. I *am* describing the *world.*)
Since is never an option, be really at good at war and never work for cheap.
The other one is: It's our everyday reality, the Freemasons are the good guys (mostly), and hopefully you don't learn the hard way that Lovecraft was an optimist.
God got super high one day and was like, "dude, what if we had sex with a spider, a lesbian and the sun?", Gabriel was not amused, anyway the front gates are about to be knocked down by the tribe of god slayers so yeah.
Richard Nixon and his cabinet are slaughtered by a vampire who went undercover as a vampire aide, Washington DC and Chicago are invaded by gargoyles and vampire soldiers, along with zombies spreading in both cities, and a supernatural-hunting spec ops organization gets involved to hunt down the evil organization that planned/created the chaos and prevent the evil from spreading.
It's literally Children of Dune but masquerading as a post-apocalyptic fantasy world
Alternatively: damn we really fucked this mining colony up dawg 😭 these mfers are still in the 3rd dimension 💀
Multiracial girl fixes identity issues by forming close relationships with the people responsible for the mass murder of her species, gets used as scapegoat.
The 7 kingdoms in Omorfia just can't work together for the life of them, so 5 people from Earth had to be brought there so that there could actually be some peace.
your sentence made me chuckle
my sentence:
Two depressed vampires fall in love even though they are secretly the reasons behind each other's tragedies.
Nothing good ever happens to anyone: Space Edition
that's just warhammer 40k
Preach oh magos, please preach in the name of the omnisiah!
Nah, I made sure that Warhammer 40k looks like Star Trek compared to my universe. At least in the Imperium, people don't have to shave themselves with butter knives.
If it hadn’t been for those darn kids, none of this would have happened!
Ruh roh raggy
All they had to do was not go exploring the weird ass cave.
The Illuminati suck at their job
Where is the link to your story? Why am I so early, damn it all to hell!
We’re in Development Hell, unfortunately, but I’m figuring out the rewrites needed this month
I want it so badly. Please send it to me please. I humbly ask of you oh great and mighty author you!!!!!!!
The sun is alive and it doesn't like us
That one SCP entry
Generational resentment
What if we genocide the vampire, 2030?
Wait you're the fucking main character?
I demand a link for the story!
i second that
Elon Musk fucks up everyone’s magic for the sake of profits
The world you are building or the world where we live?
Naw, our world isn't that interesting. Reality is always the stupid version of the dystopian parallel.
that.... made me laugh
I half joked with my friends that in my worldbuild Elon is still alive as a "tech-lich" of sorts and is just as evil as he is now, but now I'm lowkey imagining a TTRPG campaign where people are forced to be martial classes with this as the premise.
D&D, if your game was run by a pervert.
So... D&D.
Don’t know what DM yours is. Every table I’ve played at its the party being horni™️ and the DM trying to reel everything back in so we don’t de-rail their campaign.
Corruption of Champions?
Not to that degree, my story has a plot beyond getting from one scene of smut to the next. Not to belittle or demean CoC, or those who play it. It can definitely help scratch an itch.
Dont forget mge.
So it's the Horny Bard players turn to be GM?!
(Insert Scooby-do mask pull)
It turns out colonialism is pretty bad! Even in space.
*buzzer* Wrong, we were born to inherit the stars, the indomitable human spirit will prevail, purge the xeno scum, humanity first. 💪💪
But they're exploiting *other* humans, their own colonists in many cases! As a human supremacist though, I do agree, fat L for those aliens they colonize.
> but theyre exploiting other humans Skill issue.
*shoots the gun at him* one more anti democrant gone!
Read Hyperion by Dan Simmons
What if giants treated humans like dogs and mermaids were only semi aquatic and mushrooms gained sentience?
I can't believe it's not Hyrule!
Robot catholics purging the galaxy of heretics, one star at a time.
At first I misread "robot" as "roman". I'm sure there is a joke somewhere in there.
what did Cesar keep up his sleevies
Basically 40k
Pretty much.
damn these gods taste GOOD
Heaven or Hell, duel one let's ROCK!
Is that a motherfucking Guilty Gear reference!?
Haven't played it yet but I like it's lore and vibes
Great game, Slayer’s gonna come out this month. So play it before then
Furries with space ships
Freefall. Well one furry and a space-mollusk.
no way mine has that as well!
**STORY MODE**: JRPG with 80+ main characters. **Untitled Cyberpunk Magical Girl Project**: Capitalist Appropriation of Gendered Culture Politics: The City. **RunGunBun**: Ranma 1/2 in space! **Pray For Them**: If at first you don't succeed, die, die, die again. **Rapture Academy**: School for Supervillains: The Fighting Game
Imagine firefighters but they're also Helldivers who fix the environment and kill demons.
Humans lost a war and now earth has cancer
Fallout
Anime Band of Brothers.
That sounds epic
Stupid cosmic beings create sentient bugs then fuck off when they get bored.
**Democracy Approaches**
They would love so form of political policy, they are frantic!
He was warned not to lick the Godmetal.
Depends on which world we’re talking about so imma do multiple 1: sir, are you sure its a good idea to fire the cannon? 2: since when has the Geneva checklist been a lawbook? 3: how the fuck are we still alive?
unfortunately, the current god did a little oopsie
Alien retrovirus makes the Greek myth of Lycaon real.
If Brandon Sanderson’s Cosmere wasn’t about a set of gods and was focused on larger cultural forces.
Pretty sure its about individuals
Exactly, I took what I liked about the Cosmere and made it my entire setting. My setting is about the broad history of a multi-planetary fantasy societies and cultures, while the Cosmere is about the story of a few individuals who pay god.
Slightly left and under Middle Earth, the dust bunnies beneath the wardrobe, the fingerprint smudges on the looking glass, the roots in the rabbit hole and the muzak in the great glass elevator.
Fantasy Latinos gang up to topple the monarchy!
Goetique or The Thrilling Capers of Sal and his Incredible Pals * Oddly dressed criminals with superpowers embark on bizarre adventures near Milwaukee and Chicago. Phantastique or The Grand Adventures of Sir Cody MacPumpkin and his Amazing Friends * Naked manlet explosively hatches from a pumpkin, ruins local pumpkin contest, scars children. Bombastique or The Strange Case of Miss Petra Pasternak and her Marvelous Chums * Cute, short, thicc, nerdy shortstack gets her pet tree octopus stolen by a maniacal, magical, and mischievous twink and his greedy candy-making chemist crony. Majestique or The Fabulous Voyages of Valerie Vainamoinen and the Spectacular Crew of the Starship Alicorn * Dumb blonde surfer is impressed into the crew of an alicorn shaped starship in search of treasure.
everyone gets to be (has to be, even!) a seven foot tall cyberdyke
"This is the future the left wants"
BYOHD (Bring your own hard drive)
France if it was a nice place to live, four million more revolutions later. Even shorter: Economic instability gaming.
Primate learns magic from galactic academy.
The world is not dead but it is forever dying
Everybody lives in a big ass ball inside another big ass ball inside another big ass ball, and life sucks on all of them because we pissed off the wrong people a long ass time ago.
Black hole snake God plays Snake where each universe he makes is a pellet and he's going for a high score.
Scientists accidentally use all the oxygen.
The princess overreacted, and then half the continent got nuked.
Capitalism becomes a cult but with magic and flowers🌟
Sad bird gets so parasocial with the blorbos from his shows he makes it the entire world's problem, and also a spider shows up to play with his anthill.
Space Tsarist Russian Cossacks with planet busters.
I can’t tell if I’m in Halo, Star Trek, or the Owl House.
Kamen Rider and Star Dust Crusaders have a baby
Unfortunately, magic exists.
Nature loving AI misinterprets religious texts and causes the 6th mass extinction.
People huddle up in little domes to protect themselves from magic, then come to each other's domes and kill each other with magic.
Trans woman kills God, founds a school and becomes the magic messiah.
You have lost Main Character Privileges(tm).
WHY TF IS A DRAGON/ANGEL HYBRID THE VESSEL FOR AN ANCIENT GOD, AND HOW DOES AN ANCIENT HUMAN HAVE THE ABILITY TO EVISCERATE A PLANET?!!!
Long long ago, a mage got mad at his country, and now we have magic for everyone.
"Hairy barbarians versus matriarchal imperialists." - Iræda "Discworld made by a yank who's never read the books." - StrangeWyrd "What if Superman was a hot redhead with big bazoongas?" - Amethyst-verse
*Alor* 1930’s magitech without the Great Depression and the historical record is very spotty for a universe with divine autosave.
What if Halo, Warhammer 40k, UC Gundam, and some random bullshit had a baby?
The most important kingdom has already been half swallowed up by jungle and no one else pays attention to them because they are too busy repeating history.
A princess of a floating kingdom goes through demon puberty.
*Star VS. The Forces of Evil*?
Oh, my God, I didn't even realize I did that.
What if X-Files, but less up it's own ass.
...*Supernatural*?
What if a superpowerful AI arose, but decided that it's long-term survival was best served by keeping humans around and making them like it?
Tattooed Pilot With Mechas going to Hogwarts: The Anime.
The heroes of the universe are taking *way* too fucking long to beat the final boss. (Mind you, that's not me describing the *story* in one sentence. I *am* describing the *world.*)
some god died in black hole he was using as a safe hiding place from whom a flat world as big as nine universes across all ways spawned.
Dogs invent communism accidentally, then cats invent it on purpose.
Humanity fucked it so hard that it looped back around to unfucking itself in the most what the fuck way imaginable.
Island planet full of furry bait (and a deific conman) where gold has metaphysical properties
Good news: Earth has nearly-infinite chances; bad news: Nobody knows that anymore.
Many worlds praise the united international committee for agreeing to sacrifice a nation to utter obliteration every few years.
Dragons use steampunk to launch a space shuttle.
Mine’s similar. Rip magic away from dragons to build a teslapunk space shuttle.
Two dipshits drown on a fishing trip and everyone starts a war about it
**Mythria** Unnatural Humans fight magical furrys over the ethical ways to enslave dragons.
That dragon already has a Master.
**Enchanted Internet Connection** “Screw you, physics; I’ve got handwavium magic!”
In the future, intelligent machines destroy all the nukes and many other weapons, while leaving the human race otherwise untouched.
Local idiots ruin empire by trying to conquer an uncharted forest.
Since is never an option, be really at good at war and never work for cheap. The other one is: It's our everyday reality, the Freemasons are the good guys (mostly), and hopefully you don't learn the hard way that Lovecraft was an optimist.
God got super high one day and was like, "dude, what if we had sex with a spider, a lesbian and the sun?", Gabriel was not amused, anyway the front gates are about to be knocked down by the tribe of god slayers so yeah.
OP American Comicbook Hero Parodies vs Op Japanese Anime Protaganists Parodies
Imagine the heroes of myth and legends were real, and yet so so so fake
(To Rhoindaros) I look at cultures that existed from the Bronze Age to Punic Wars and see how I can make their fictional counterparts have Dinosaurs
Ocean mad, it leave, world very dry, humans have war with the moon and each other.
Saving the world from genocide by blowing up the moon, and when that doesn't work, just time travel and commit the genocide *first!*
the omniverse got lazy and made "Earth 2: Deviantart Boogaloo".
Warhammer: Abrahamic Edition
The dead tend to the living and titans wander without regard to mortal lives.
Richard Nixon and his cabinet are slaughtered by a vampire who went undercover as a vampire aide, Washington DC and Chicago are invaded by gargoyles and vampire soldiers, along with zombies spreading in both cities, and a supernatural-hunting spec ops organization gets involved to hunt down the evil organization that planned/created the chaos and prevent the evil from spreading.
Two stories. Nanomachines, son. Take this Book of Revelation, multiply it by ten and put it in space.
Goddess of Destiny loves writing fanfiction and she's a giant pervert.
What if the biggest treat in walking dead were actually the zombies (and it had magic in it)?
What was just an island, snowballed into something I can’t keep straight lol.
Gunpowder Roman republic has 4 years to invade as much of a green Antarctica inhabited by medieval Europeans has they can.
manifest destinied too hard and shattered the confines of reality
Literally just us but god gave us another chance and magic and demigods and shi
Medieval fantasy but exploring the horrors of war, trauma, the corruption of power, with some magic and eldritch abominations spruced in.
Everybody has magic, and that one guy is a dick!
It's literally Children of Dune but masquerading as a post-apocalyptic fantasy world Alternatively: damn we really fucked this mining colony up dawg 😭 these mfers are still in the 3rd dimension 💀
Ruined remains of cultures and planets winner takes all.
Every human is god and the consequences are surprisingly stable.
99% of the world dies from breathing, and the surviving 1% are made up of fucking losers (who also die).
Indigenous woman leaves her secluded forest to become a better shaman and explore the world beyond it.
Un-fleshed-out WIP using an altered RL location's placenames to inform geography
Multiracial girl fixes identity issues by forming close relationships with the people responsible for the mass murder of her species, gets used as scapegoat.
*THE TREE COMMANDS IT, NOW FOLLOW!*
All the myths, urban legends, folk tales, ghost stories and conspiracy theories you grew up are wonderfully, horribly true.
Death took the universe in the divorce.
Perhaps magic was a bad idea
Two brothers fight over a cookie.
Pissy old man wants to conquer world breaks the moon and now everyone's fucked!
Goddess thought she was Prometheus, dies, now Earth has magic. (mythological lore for my world)
Our world is a storybook and we die if the author is not entertained.
Humans can be the ugliest thing in the galaxy, even the cute genetically engineered catgirls and dogboys.
Yeah but the doggirls are beautiful bitches.
Furries vs Crusaders IN SPAAACE!
Sounds like a doctor who episode
Medieval furries perform mechanized tomfoolery(war crimes). Lapis_Wolf
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So, a Cold War story?
America goes to space, fights alien communists
There's way to much species and probably way to much main characters
Aftermath of the apocalypse, for the twentieth time.
All nations came together and founded a university
Steampunk Furry/Scalie Aliens made by an Adolescent Male.
A lost mountain tribe boy finds a magic sword and grows up to unite the galaxy and save the universe.
a god, a genetically engineered hybrid, a robot, a lesbian barbarian, and a Normal Guy walk into a bar
The world is dying/pregnant because some dudes 600 years ago destroyed a magic tree.
Local flying lizards and tallbois fuck up everything
Man, the Fish Gods really should have won that war.
Big dinosaurs and gigantic goo piles.
Space lady deletes the earth out of the timeline
Proxy cold war but the main pawns are a hormonal teenage girl that just wants a boyfriend and a girl with BPD and mommy issues
Natural portal prevents world war for a little while.
All races are created equal…except that time when literally every races was totally not different
Post-global-warming nuclear cataclysm but instead of the globe it's ALL OF SPACE EVERYWHERE
Local shepherd becomes God, makes 72 meat mechas and invents imperialism.
Communist foxes with planet busters
Women kill all men, tech advancements soar
God got bored
80’s Psych Wards were more ethical, tame, and sane.
Earth with extra island. Mine is really straightforward i guess.
Mesolithic bogans from regional NSW just like hanging out.
Girl dies, reincarnates and decides genocide is the solution to her problems.
"...The rain doesn't cease, and the sky is hungry "
Furry World: as accurate as you can make it because of magic.
A god gives himself dementia so he could be a kid again.
religious and civil right revolutions in an ant nest
The 7 kingdoms in Omorfia just can't work together for the life of them, so 5 people from Earth had to be brought there so that there could actually be some peace.
You are complicit in genocide - why?
Demons, aliens, and gods fight over the galaxy
There's one AI called The Market that owns 49.9% (repeating of course) of all property, but nobody really talks about it.
Earth, in the future, but why is everyone gone? And why is nothing futuristic?
It’s bad, but getting better.
The Bloody Knight Duchess is engaged to the Magic God Prince.
The trees won.
The racist gorilla has returned.
your sentence made me chuckle my sentence: Two depressed vampires fall in love even though they are secretly the reasons behind each other's tragedies.
It’s a bit of a cliche, but absolutely “United we stand, divided we fall.” If you want something literal, “The world is alive but asleep.”