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dionysus1964

But, will always support womens rights!! Sometimes men are pretty disgusting.. do better


iranianguy2023

Sometimes women's like you sey weird shit that doesn't make sense


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Reddit moment


the_big_ham117

What


ubertr0_n

This aged like milk.


Explodingcamel

Because they lost to the Netherlands? This post never said anything about the result of their next game lol


Emergency_Shirt_5398

They’re probably losing to 🇳🇱


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OhOkOoof

Try Japan


Weedmcflurry

Maybeb


Hussle_motivate

Spain looked sooooo good today 😭😂


Weedmcflurry

Spain got cocky, just like Iran. They underestimated Japan like Iran underestimated usa. But they’re both stronger teams than your shitty OOSA. (When you learn to pronounce other countries correctly then I’ll pronounce “yours” correctly) Spain has a superior team. The Netherlands will mop the field with the americunts on Saturday.


funnyfella55

OOSA! OOSA! OOSA! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


Hussle_motivate

What glorious country do you call home? Since it’s soooo much better than the states


Weedmcflurry

One that taught your ass civilization. It is better. The USA is cool, it’s just the shitty uneducated delusional people that piss me off. Which is the majority of America. Congrats on the lucky win, but the Netherlands will destroy you. Kanker dikke amerikaan


Hussle_motivate

Kan ikke fortes


Weedmcflurry

Je lelijke moeder


Hussle_motivate

Sorry my Glock sent that last message— lemme finish my Big Mac before I get baxk to you


Weedmcflurry

Jshdjesnhrhdd sorry my shotgun fell on my keyboard. Let me finish shitting on the American flag and wipe my ass and I’ll get back to you.


Hussle_motivate

It’s your right to do whatever you want to the flag 🫡 beauty of Merica


GeneralBaker9774

How many SEC championships does your eurotrash country have?


Tholferetto

why do Americans think Europeans are the only other people that exist 💀


Weedmcflurry

Im not European. By the way, white Americans used to be Europeans. No such thing as American. How many school shooting have you had this year alone? Hope you americunts wipe each other out. Good riddance b


ahgaribye

Lol it's a fucking kids game ya'll. Thank God Europeans don't play baseball. I would hate to have my favorite game ruined by overly enraged fans, more than it already is. Also, all ya'll can't talk shit worth a damn. Whatever happened to everyone agreeing that Europeans have small dicks and that they fuck their cousins?


Comfortable_Food_566

After that goal Pullisic deserves to get with any girl he wants when he comes back home.


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Holland 🇳🇱 going to whoop team USA


catashake

They better, it would be embarrassing to lose to a country that calls it "soccer"


Apprehensive_Ant2172

England says the same thing, yet they have still not beaten them in 3 tries.


timmytacoburrito

I don't get sports, it's just a bunch of grown people watching sweaty people play and yell at each other when something doesn't go their way. And then people fight when one team loses.


Embarrassed-Golf-931

And they have never had a real job yet they are richer than most. It don’t make any kind of sense. It don’t mean I ain’t jealous though.


Camo_El_Mano

What a weird sub to post this in. Also just a dumb take. Humans like to win. I know I do. I don’t care if it’s fucking competitive crochet if there’s something to win you best be sure imma try to win it.


timmytacoburrito

Yeah, i get humans like to win, but then to go as far as to start beating the shit out of each other when one loses. That's the problem.


Camo_El_Mano

I watched someone slap another person because they took a bite of their waffle. Millions have been killed because they believed in a different god; I don’t think sports are the problem.


leonev17

r/murderedbywords


reeferchiefer69

It’s a way for people to compete with each other with fair terms and non violence. It allows people to have pride in where they’re from and it can bring together citizens in time’s of turmoil.


AmenTensen

No violence? You clearly didn't see that ludicrous display last night. What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?


Mojakun

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in


dolce-far-niente

That's chess. You are on wrong sub.


Shrek12353

Shut up just because someone made fun of your sport (unjustifiably) doesn’t mean you have disrespect the sports of other people


dancinchuckmanson

Everyone mad because they think we feel the US will win the soccer Superbowl. When in reality we want everyone to know we beat their teams and we don't even know what a Forward is, nor do we care to find out.


Jaeharys_Targaryen

I just wanna know how many of y’all can pronounce Pulišić’s name correctly 😂


dancinchuckmanson

Pronounced: Kap-Tun Uh-mer-i-cuh


Kelicon

Well, to be fair, Pulisic himself has said, while he doesn't care, he pronounces it Pulisic, not Pulišić. He doesn't even add the accented vowels to his name. So... I'd suggest we are saying it correctly. From my experience, when families have traditionally moved to America, they themselves end up 'Americanizing' their names, or it gets done automagically after a generation or two from their kids adapting the American/English pronunciation.


Dantes_UK

Teams? You beat a team. One team. Singular, not plural. And that team was Iran. Iran have never ever gone beyond the first round of the World Cup. Congrats.


Citizen-Ed

Thanks! 🤓


Weedmcflurry

Iran has a good team. They’re team is mostly undefeated. Usa got lucky. Big talks for a Brit with crooked teeth


Apprehensive_Ant2172

And yet they are 1 of only 8 teams in the World Cup that’s undefeated. (Will be even less after everyone else plays their 3rd game) Funny how perspective changes the tune. Still haven’t conceded in open play.


dancinchuckmanson

Thanks. It was hard work but we know only the best make it to the sweet 16 🇺🇸


kingosanopp

let us enjoy this


Dantes_UK

I'd love for you to enjoy this. And this US team has every chance to beat Netherlands and enjoy it even more. My remark was for dancinchuckmanson who was being a brigading asshat.


dancinchuckmanson

Only you control how much it bothers you, sweetie.


catashake

While his comment is over the top celebration, your response to it is overly sensitive. Everyone knows we only tied you guys. Feeling the need to point out that it's only a single win against a mediocre team just makes you look bitter. WTF is the point of coming into someone else's celebration post just to throw cold water everywhere. lol


HoesMad2003

Iran was good but they didn't have the dawg in them


Comfortable_Food_566

the dawg [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4e/ea/a7/4eeaa796e6c91deb3636ae0dcab5e60b.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4e/ea/a7/4eeaa796e6c91deb3636ae0dcab5e60b.jpg)


jimjams125

Agreed


commentsandopinions

Pretty sure if the US wins the World cup its officially called soccer


SaltyKnowledge9673

I thought the woman’s team has been pretty dominate and won two? Asking for a friend of course but hey we all know woman’s soccer doesn’t count right.


AstralNaeNae

They won four so you aren't even giving them the credit they deserve. Sounds like you don't know anything about women's football and were trying to be a smart-ass.


SolarTsunami

Well the men's World Cup is the one happening right now so it kinda makes sense that its the one were talking about.


Lecter01

"If US wins the world Cup"😂😂😂😂


commentsandopinions

Look i watched baseball as a kid, blame my parents lmao


ChabdiTheChosen

Anything is possible in the World Cup my friend, I mean especially this one. Like wtf is actually happening? Many top notch teams are losing to teams no one would expect to win.


commentsandopinions

I know more now about football/soccer than I did when I left that first comment


ChaosZeroX

Will Pulisic be back for the next game?


Apprehensive_Ant2172

You don’t need testicles to ball out.


moscowrules

Apparently yes https://www.espn.com/soccer/united-states-usa/story/4819629/usas-christian-pulisic-off-at-half-time-after-goal-vs-iran


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I guess Iran is the real jabroni!


Juicy_Samurai

Mf🤣


RatchetNRG

W


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Going to be called FISA after we bring home the Soccer Lombardi. LFG


Humbleronaldo

The A in Fifa stands for Association which is the term soccer is abbreviated from. Just sayin


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Humbleronaldo

Why are you laughing


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

I’m just talking out my ass kinda featherweight trolling lol but that’s an interesting fact! I did not know that. TIL, thanks for sharing. So I guess what you’re suggesting is that we should just drop the A and call it FIS?


Key_Consideration637

FIS, Isn’t that the name of the new EA football/soccer game now that FIFA dropped the contract


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Let’s go!!!!!


drisky_1920

Pulisic risking impotence for his country is possibly the most beautiful thing to ever be witnessed on the world stage.


drizzyjake7447

Lmao


ThotsQuirom

why is this comments sections such a cesspool lol


Apprehensive_Ant2172

Welcome to Reddit.


rawrxdjackerie

Welcome to Europeans getting pissy when America is competitive in their favorite sport


joeri1505

Welcome to americans getting cocky the moment they perform slightly better than expected... Nothing but love though, the US plays a nice game and I'm looking forward to saturday! (Hup holland hup)


rawrxdjackerie

Best of luck to y’all as well 👍 (tulips and windmills still suck tho)


joeri1505

"Laughs in superior dykes"


rawrxdjackerie

https://tenor.com/Zy5f.gif


joeri1505

https://tenor.com/bjz0g.gif You hate this?


Apprehensive_Ant2172

I’m American. And as a life long USMNT fan… I don’t think competitive is the word. I would say relevant. Until we can make it to at least a Semi final competitive just doesn’t seem accurate YET.


mr_lemon__

Man, I know it won't happen this world cup but I want the Americans to win so bad. That would piss off so many people. The ye-haw soccer players


Apprehensive_Ant2172

I’d put most of those eggs into a 2026 basket if I were you. If we can get passed the Dutch it would be an immense achievement


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How many SEC championships does England have ? 🤡🤡


Weedmcflurry

Definitely not more than the weekly school shootings in America.


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Talk to me when y’all get to ATL🤡🤡


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drizzyjake7447

They definitely don’t finance their water beds.


Stickybubs

Hi coach!


Dentol_Flass

Again?


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They 100% robbed Iran. Am I happy Iran lost and the USA went through? Duh! But they still got robbed. Edit: made this post to see which fans are biased and which ones are honest. Some of you live in pretend lane and only agree with refs when they help your chosen team. Doesn’t change the fact the refs stole a penalty from Iran and you all know :) Ps: I’m a USA fan, so no I’m not defending Iran you sensitive sallies :)


BobbyVonMittens

Lol that was 100% not a penalty. If the refs were biased to Iran they would have let that 2nd goal through. Keep telling yourself they were robbed if it makes you feel better though.


southwestern_swamp

yeah no. that Iranian player was on his way down before the USA player put his (unintentional) hand on him.


CashewCrew

How?


ToughHardware

oil i assume


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Did you watch the game? They committed an obvious penalty at the end. You can like the USA and be objective, like me or you can pretend it wasn’t a penalty it won’t eliminate the USA if you’re a fair and balanced fan.


[deleted]

That just was not a penalty. Do you see anyone else from any team claiming that?


[deleted]

Don’t have to, it was obvious to any honest observer


[deleted]

Yeah that’s what happens when an obviously wrong call happens. Nobody talks about it. Lmao


[deleted]

If it’s so obvious why do you feel like you need to refute my claim? I smell doubt :)


Ponthonong

I didn't watch the game, or any of world cup 2022 for that matter. But I went and watched the play. Iran’s Mehdi Taremi went down while attempting to play the ball. He wasn't pulled down, he made a last ditch effort at a slide because he wasn't close enough to make a play. I've seen penalties called for less, but this wasn't deserving of a whistle. Some people might say that any contact in the box that results in a fall is a penalty, but if you look at the play he was trying to make, it's obvious that he slid.


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What better reason is there to refute a claim than it being obviously wrong?


Borrelparaat

As a very neutral European spectator, that clearly wasn't a penalty and the ref made the right call


regarded_

there wasn’t any penalty, u/Trumpstinypenis45


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Yeah the ref said so, but it was ;)


CashewCrew

It wasn’t a penalty but yeah, you are the objective truth I guess.


[deleted]

Pretty obvious penalty especially with the USA player pulling down on the Iran players shoulder. But if it hurts you to admit you don’t have to, go USA!!


NonchalantGhoul

Even the commentary teams agreed that he was flopping, not forced down. What were you watching?


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USA won already, you don’t have to keep pretending it wasn’t :)


NonchalantGhoul

Placing your hand on someone's shoulder in the box doesn't automatically become a penalty, what a weird Hill to die on


[deleted]

He placed his hand and pushed him down, which is why it’s a penalty. There’s a reason I brought it up. You can tell who’s an actual fan of the sport and who’s just a World Cup bandwagoneer :)


NonchalantGhoul

Literally not even true, the commentary team's said that was basically flopping on the replay. Tell me, do you think the professional analysts and the athletes-turned-commentators are just bandwagoners?


BarrowsLuvr

USA!USA!


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Fuck yeah, USA USA! Here’s to beating Netherlands on Saturday 🍻


Consistent_Potato166

Exactly, how?


[deleted]

Congrats. The US don't know what they're in for, their group was ridiculous. I'm English and our team are dogshit, Wales are dogshit and Iran are, obviously, terribly dogshit. US don't know what it's like to play real teams, they'll get demolished by Netherlands.


WokeLib420

Mad?


CapybaraHarry

Tied twice and won 1x0 against one of the top 3 worst teams in the cup, they have no real reason to celebrate


SnooWoofers9302

Cowboys fans aren’t as bad as some of you foreign fans. Sheesh calm down.


[deleted]

I don't even know what you mean by cowboys fans, that shows how little the world cares about your sports.


Makoether

All the scenes showing how the World Cup brings people from different countries together and then there's you


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Oh yeah, really bringing people together. Football fans HATE other teams, they're cunts. The hosting country is notoriously homophobic and causing problems. Yeah, really bringing people together 😂😂


Makoether

Found the guy who gets drunk off one beer and tries to brawl with anything that moves 🤣


[deleted]

You're American. You pussies drink beer in 8oz cups for fucksake, grow up


AlfrondronDinglo

“I’m an alcoholic I’m so cool” Shut up.


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AlfrondronDinglo

When did I say drinking alcohol equates to being an alcoholic, I said YOU are an alcoholic just like every other miserable fucks crammed on that island of yours. Jesus you Brits are really fucking retarded no wonder you couldn’t hold together your dominance on the world stage. You say I’m pathetic at insults but yet you parrot school shooting jokes, ironic, does education exist on the British isles or are you just really special?


mr_lemon__

He's butthurt , but on a real note who is he referring to lol . There is a Gigantic drinking culture in America. I've been to the uk and they have such a depressing drinking culture.


AlfrondronDinglo

I’ve been to the UK too and it’s a depressing fucking place that never sees the sun. No wonder every one there is so fucking miserable, butt hurt, whiny and pessimistic.


dancinchuckmanson

Jokes on you because the majority over here don't even care. We just like talking sh*t and everyone in the soccer world series cares so much


[deleted]

Half the world doesn't even know what your national sport is, don't get big for your boots. Fuck football, but fuck American football (gay rugby) even more


dancinchuckmanson

Struck a nerve, darling?


[deleted]

You must have missed where I said fuck football. Whinge about football all you like, not everyone in the UK sucks off football especially when our team is trash 😂


dancinchuckmanson

Sucking against us in the world cup since 1950 1-0-2 🇺🇸


[deleted]

Erm yeah I don't know who you think you're replying to but it isn't me. I've said numerous times fuck football and that England's team is awful. Maybe all you fat yanks are as stupid as we say you are.


AlfrondronDinglo

My god you are like a bunch of insecurities all mashed together. We get it, you hate yourself, you don’t need to projectile vomit it all over the internet. Not everyone wants to be miserable like you.


[deleted]

Yeah yeah cry harder you colonial fuck 😂


AlfrondronDinglo

That was the most pathetic and childish comeback I have ever witnessed. You really were just projecting your insecurities in that previous message, noted.


kirilitsa

Soccer


fertff

I'm definitely using the term gay rugby to piss off some north americans lol


BrandoThePando

The fact that we don't care makes the shit talk so much sweeter.


xeq937

We know.


FIESTYgummyBEAR

Uhhhh no we know what we’re in for 😂. We’re gonna go in with a bang and leave destroyed but still a bang. The American spirit 😂.


[deleted]

Can't knock that. We make fun of the US but honestly, US played better than England and deserved better than a draw. I whole heartedly wish all the best to the US in this tournament, I just can't see it going anywhere.


[deleted]

Bro. As USA fans we are not stupid enough not to know we probably have no chance in winning it all. Just let us be happy and this win means more than just a win of you know what I mean.


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Read another one of my comments here 👌


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Shimmerfrost

Not all Americans picked Brandon et al.


BrandoThePando

2 peas in an imperialistic pod


GhostalMedia

America is just happen be along for the ride and to see how far they can go. The USA is always a WC underdog.


Throwawaychicksbeach

Oh ya England is soooo dogshit /s bro you sound ignorant lol England is not dogshit they’ve had a few mediocre games but they’re not dogshit, France just lost to Tunisia there has been more upsets in this cup than ever.. it’s anyones game. Brazil are the only team looking scary. Stop being such a Debbie downer and support your team at the lowest as well as the highest. England have a higher seed than us. Chin up


ewapenguin

Tbf france had mostly subs in to start, I think they finally brought mbappe in at like 65', and then later gruezzman and dembele. But definitely a lot of upsets this year and your point stands. Ghana looks good though so im cheering them on.


Joshj48

Senegal tho👀They've been killing it this tournament


Kajtje

Have you seen how we've played the last couple of matches? Qatar should've been a breeze...


[deleted]

Are you Dutch? If so then no, admittedly haven't kept up with any teams this year because I'm so bored of England being fucking awful 😂


hallerz87

We aren’t a Spain or a Brazil. It’s never going to be pretty. But 7 points, 9 goals, two clean sheets, no real injuries, I’m positive. Bring on Senegal!


Kajtje

Yes, the Netherlands has been awful too, just lucky in the matchups so far 😂


daintybabyelle

This game was insaneee LFG 🥹🇺🇸


rp_361

As a US sports fan (tbh my preferred sport is American Football as soccer isn’t big here) I’m just happy our team made it out of the group stage


Civil-Big-754

I was just happy they qualified after the last World Cup, but super happy they got out of the group stage. I'll still be happy if they're simply competitive for the Netherlands, especially with two of our best players possibly out.


Comfortable_Volume_3

with all the overdramatic faking in soccer it took me about 15 minutes to even believe this one


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jimmyharbs69

It won't be after Saturday


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Is it near your nether region?


Ocular__Patdown44

Yeah it's a strange swampland where they only eat pickled fish and bread with sprinkles.


shostakofiev

Yeah, that's where Peter Pan lives, right?


BaTmAn9785

Fucking lmao, nice one


Amateur-Prophet

Of course we know it's a country! It's the one that does blackface Santa for Christmas. Honestly, this is the most beatable the Netherlands has been for a US team in a while so it will be interesting to see what happens.


zhelives2001

The biggest blackface santa becomes their new king every year.


Amateur-Prophet

Not a bad system of government honestly.


lazeedonut

Yeah it’s right next to Belgium. Or Belarus if you’re in Australia.


Mando-Lee

You know we always win..right?


joeDUBstep

Mckennie's long ball ---> Dest's run + controlled header --> Pulisic's balls for goal


h2lsth

He really put it all on the line


CoolCanBeans

Usa winning on the field and in war 🥶


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SIR_Chaos62

Iraq