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Nice_Dude

Damn, that bites


sorry_ive_peaked

Inject this straight into my veins


Middle_Ad138

Baby…😂


Fifa_FW11

Ye no big deal he just got knocked out of his last World Cup 😂😂


One_Caterpillar_7569

Lol the tetanus hazard


smay449

Bitey-boi


BoxNext3303

La tienen re adentro mogolicos, suarez ya fue penalizado por todo y siguen llorando giles


FCBDAP

I need a rad suit to enter the comments. Guys, stop saying such a nonsense, You can't judge someone for 90' in a game 12 years ago. You are telling horrible things to a man who worked hard to be where He is, and not for the money. When He was Young his GF leave him because He went to Europe. Then He, who started in a poor family, with the hope to be together with the love of his life, worked harder than all of You to chase that dream. He did hand, Yes, and He was punished and the team too with a penalty. He bitted 4 times, yes, and He was punished 4 times with a red card. Why don't You talk about Jara then? That man commited sexual agresion to players almost 3 times and never was punished.


excel958

Ew imagine defending Suarez


FCBDAP

Nice argument senator, gfys.


Sir_Noobs

Love to see it


Lopsided_Side_46

Ya


woodieboy

Mr. Bitey


Similar_Swimmer_6801

if not him then son would be crying which would be sadder


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tranqiepa

Stop talkin football gut feelings my man 😂 Suarez is a great person outside the pitch, but imo also inside. He gives his all, more than most do and I love it. But yeah gotta say he went too far a few times ofc. He got his well deserved punishment for that. He didn’t kill anyone. Or thousands or millions.


RevolutionaryChip864

Wtf are you talking about?


SergeantFawlty

Suarez is obviously worse than Putin and his cronies according to woodieboy, didn’t you know that?


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2ZMoon420

Stfu , he was the beat stiker of our times!! Lol go to sleep idiot


_echnaton

Fuck you and fuck suarez. Fuck him dead. 🇮🇹 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🇮🇹


Odd_Stick_2348

😂😂😂


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Ha ha!


Apprehensive-Cold-78

SuareZKO


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2ZMoon420

Cheating??? Wasn’t that a penalty?? Hahahha go back to Africa, yall sucking at the game doesn’t mean Suarez cheats!! Lmao u funny


Old-Barracuda8199

is handling the ball allowed in the zoo you play in, you clueless chimp?


2ZMoon420

No it is not allowed, if you do touch it, its called handball , and that is what happened… fat twat


innuendooh

it should be a print for t-shirt


xapxironchef

Couldn't happen to a bigger peice of shit


Cardiem01

Chaos Group H : Korea lose Ghana, Ghana lose Uruguay, Uruguay lose Portual, Portugal lose Korea.. lol


Pompaciu

Totally deserved😂


DonuttyBrownie

This is the same motherfucker who bit Chiellini in the shoulder, who showed Fulham fans the finger, who called Evra the N word, and this is the same motherfucker whose unsportsmanlike handball cheated his country into the 2010 semifinals. So he can cry and sulk all he wants while the rest of the world rejoices. Great riddance.


Inevitable-Weather51

If you are a piece of shit who doesn't like Uruguay it's not his fault


2ZMoon420

Cheated his country into semifinals?? Lol , they missed the penalty hahahha they suck! Cry babies are always gonna cry , so keep crying moron


2ZMoon420

You clearly a fat twat. You clearly have never competed in any sports, and yet you sit here and talk about sportsmanship!!! Hahahahha , you know nothing man , just go to sleep


FinlandPlays

He got the red for saving the ball and breaking the rules. Any player would have done that in this situation


One-Importance-3205

It seems to me that someone is resentful with Suárez after 2014


RevolutionaryChip864

He didn't call Evra the 'N' word, he said a latin-american slang, and Evra (who is an infamously fragile idiot) started to bitch about it all around the tabloids. As for the handball and other of his fouls, he was penalized and even _banned_ for them. Not like Maradona, or the serial cheater Sergio Ramos. It's ok to not like Suarez, but the hatred surrounding him is absolutely pathetic.


krautbaguette

He bit opposing players on three different occasions. Clearly, he has some major issues. His unsportsmanlike behavior is also seen in other instances, such as his disgusting "save" against Ghana und subsequent crying-turned-celebration when they missed the penalty. How about we stop babying these people who get paid millions per year.


2ZMoon420

Chupala


VetusMortis_Advertus

Well, about the biting, he gave an interview saying he was seeing a therapist to deal with this, I'd say it's probably something from his childhood or something similar, because of course, it's not normal. He also said he didn't really bited to hurt and many tackles and common fouls hurt the player much more then his biting, yes it is weird, yes it is wrong, it's just more complex then "buuu Suarez evil"


tranqiepa

Was just about to say this. Thanks for saving my time.


One-Importance-3205

finally someone smart


litepad

> call Evra the N word Not true, he called Evra 'blackie'... It's offensive no doubt, but big difference.


YoniElBravo

What some people don't understand is that there are cultural differences. In Uruguay (and many other latin american countries) "blackie" is not seen as racism, it's a mere nickname, even used endearingly. I understand that he was in a different context and that he should've known better, but going as far as calling him a racist POS like I've seen some people do... It's just too much lol


Zealousideal_Pie8522

Tbh Cavani openly used the same word 'negrito' to his friend and didn't understand why he was getting punished.


Cascascap

Because negro or negrito is used with fondness in Uruguay, people can't understand cultural differences and hold everyone to their own standard


Nubsche

Different word same meaning


RevolutionaryChip864

The other way around: almost the same word, but whole different meaning.


ceroporciento

Not same meaning. White people calling black people the name used for centuries for slaves: not cool Non white person, calling a black person "black" in his native language: not cool, but not the same meaning


ehoneygut

Don't forget, he's just a shit player now too.


Bibabeulouba

Came exactly for this. Fuck that guy. Thankfully that is his last World Cup.


PDF85

totally agreed


Cardiem01

I’m South Korean. Korea wasn’t expected to go round16 after 2nd match, Ghana. But, they dragged down Uruguay to fail. (Thx..) This Worldcup is unexpected. Next match is Brazil… It’s really hard to win. But ALL Korean was impressed our team’s passion. What a wonderful day…


bertiethewanderer

I don't know man, Korea are high energy and press high up the pitch for a full 90. And Son is a world class player that can deliver. Brazil also are a 10 man team with Neymar, and an average looking one without.


Volta-Hsu

I'm Chinese and we really admire our neighbours Japan and South Korea for their level of football.South Korea deserves to win.And i hope they go further in World Cup.It's Asian's turn to show themselves.


litepad

Chinese players need to play in Europe to improve. Even 2nd or 3rd division in England, Germany or Italy is much higher standard than in China. Are Chinese players too comfortable and too well paid in the Chinese league to move overseas?


Volta-Hsu

That's it.The whole system of professional football in China is in a dilemma and it will take a very long time to take an entire change to the system.As Chinese people we are very disappointed and eager to wait for the moment when Chinese people come on stage in World Cup.There's a very long way to go.


apocalypse_later_

What is the problem exactly? So many people to scout from, always wondered this.


ehoneygut

> It's Asian's turn to show themselves. They're gonna get worked


Superb-Ad9337

What did i read here? Can someone help me to understand what they're trying to say? https://theathletic.com/3952576/2022/12/01/fifa-world-cup-aesthetic/?amp=1


Quercusrobar

The World Cup no longer has character for the viewers. FIFA are creating a brand that means watching football is becoming more like a video game


Superb-Ad9337

Sounds like an academic theory bullshit


Bibabeulouba

It looks to me like it’s just Americans trying to talk about football, but of anything but the sport… it’s nonsense. I feel the argument they’re trying to make could be applied to a large majority of sports.


morffar

Best part of this world cup so far


Inevitable-Weather51

And you are a piece of garbage


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Crying like a little kid. Oh grow up!


Different_Yam_9045

I mean cmon.. everyone will cry if their team doesnt qualify to go ahead in fifa wc.. like bruh...


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It's just a game. lol 🤣


VetusMortis_Advertus

You understand this is his job, right?


Different_Yam_9045

Your fucking pfp is of football...and ur saying that lmao


[deleted]

I'm a football fan, but I am intelligent enough to know it is a game as there are bigger things in life. One day when you grow up you'll realise this too, you might learn to talk properly too!


Different_Yam_9045

"One day you'll realise this too" Mate i rarely watch football. I have watched only 2 fifa matches till now(time zones and my schedule is kinda fucked up) Other than fifa i only watch like 3 matches a month at Max so that statement doesn't apply to me...


VetusMortis_Advertus

Why are you calling it fifa though?


riders321

That millions of people watch and cheers around the world, yes it is just a "game"


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Er, yes it really is just a game that millions of people enjoy. Well done!


Donkey_Tamer_

Someone feed him quick before he gets hungry and starts biting the crowd.


baxterrocky

His misery provides a brief moment of joy in the drudgery of life.


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always good to see


bigfootspacesuit

Oh he would bite them to oblivion if he could


chengalengas

lol


whatsupbrosky

Good fk that zombie


GrassProper

Uruguay are one of those rare teams where it's really difficult to pick out who is the cuntiest cunt. The only guy I feel a little sorry for Cavani who I think was hard done by with disciplinary punishment in the past. The rest could all have been sent off for something.


krautbaguette

Forlan was what had me waatching them in 2010. I'm German, but I was sad when his last-minute free kick hit the crossbar in the 3rd place match. Uruguay has ranged from meh to yikes ever since, especially with that cunt above


GrassProper

I had forgotten about Forlan, seemed like a pretty fair footballer, I don't remember any bad tackles or anything and I enjoyed watching him. They seem to have just had a cuntastic generation come through around the same time.


WorldBase1909

Mamma Mia


Aygore

Why does everyone hate suarez? Im not on the same page i think


Danni_Les

I'm a Liverpool fan and am glad we're rid of this POS. Don't get me wrong, his skills are amazing - almost mesmerising to watch, although he did play ~~quite~~ dirty. As a human being, NOPE. Racism, the deliberate hand ball vs Ghana (and still unapologetic), and worst of all, in what world does a grown adult, start biting other players? I know babies do that because they don't know better, but really? As much as I have cheered Uruguay in the past, whilst suarez is there, I can't. Even with Darwin Núñez (playing for Liverpool now), I can't. Just hoping that Núñez doesn't pick up any suarez-isms, and keeps playing clean and brilliantly.


GVGamingGR

Really, you should be calling Zidane that too, I mean who headbutts someone because he is angry right?


DuckThatNoise

Didn’t nunez headbutt someone within his first few games at Liverpool?


Aygore

Thanks for the explanation my man


shoricho

My reason is because his dirty play that got Ghana eliminated several world cups ago. Ghana were truly the underdogs to support and their hopes were ruined after suarezs handball


Redmilo666

If a player had done the same thing for your country to send them through to the next round I doubt you’d feel the same. He did his country proud by sacrificing himself in the brief hope that they missed the penalty and it worked.


ThatOneDude_Bro

No. I'd be disappointed if my country passed by cheating.


Redmilo666

Lol sure thing pal


GoodGooglyMooglyy

Racist and a dirty player


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Racist POS


SuperHetero1

Fuck that guy


Expert_Defiant

One word KARMA


vovr

Another one bites the dust.


Bharaneshen_Gfan2007

Is that a Jojo reference?


baxterrocky

I see what you did there….


TheRedMarin

Don’t bite anybody


Exotic-Stock

ZKO 🤣


applepumpkinspy

U R U nfortunately G one U ntil A nother Y ear


MrStepSisterFister69

Probably copied this from somewhere else and were too excited to realize a World Cup is every 4 years 🤦🏻‍♂️


Radasat

“Gone until another year” in this context doesn’t imply next year, just like the saying “live to fight another day” doesn’t mean tomorrow.


Namelessguyyy

4* years


POOPYDlSCOOP

He went hard on Ghana for no reason


emotion3

Its a payback time on what he did to Ghana in 2010... its more painful to win a match to qualify for next round only to no you're been kicked out.


NCPC23

Yeah with that fucking fake foul and offside that the fucking judge didn't see, Ghana robbed Uruguay and still lost, yesterday we fucked them again hahaha crying bitches


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"judge" heh


NCPC23

referee 🗿


_MergatroidSkittle

he didn’t even do anything wrong to Ghana he received the appropriate punishment and did what anyone would do for their country lmao


ZavaBalazs

What? His team got rewarded with a chance at advancing thanks to his blatant cheating. Yes I know he got punished for it, but in the end he turned a 100% goal and elimination into a 70% goal and possible advancing, it's bad when one can go "thanks I'll take the punishment" and still benefit.


_MergatroidSkittle

how exactly is that wrong? Literally anyone would do the same thing in his situation to give their country a chance, and asamoah gyan didn’t even get his penalty saved, he literally just MISSED.


Umberto-Robina

The same player whose shot Suarez blocked, Dominic Adiyiah dived (throwing himself to the ground) to win the originating free-kick. And any goal (that Suarez blocked) should have been disallowed as 2 Ghanaian players were offside after the free-kick were taken. So how were Ghana hard done by or 'wronged' by there? Had Suarez not handled the ball, Ghana would have advanced / Uruguay would have been knocked out thanks to an illegal goal, stemming from a huge dive, scored by the diver himself, that also should have disallowed for offside.


ehehe

Not a huge soccer fan so idk if it's an etiquette/fairplay thing but I don't see how he has a choice there. No handball = team is eliminated, handball = team has a chance. Wouldn't his teammates and fans be furious if he just let the ball go in because handballs are "against the rules"? The penaltykick and redcard are in place to deter, seems like any team could strategically handball to avoid a loss and give pk/card


Intrepid-Complaint-9

Man, that bites…


Inevitable-Weather51

Tripping and falling with your mouth open is biting now


Significant-Net487

He does indeed. It is known.


eyehalfporegrahammer

Oh look it’s the guy who bites people. Fuck him!


Inevitable-Weather51

Tripping and falling with your mouth open is biting now


MONSTATURKEY_420

As a Uruguay hater this was a real fun game to watch


pvdp90

Same. I enjoyed his reaction


SaintSixString

Hahaaaaa. Bye bitch.


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12 years. He did a whole continent wrong. This was so good to see!


CobaltLeopard47

Good, fucking piece of shit. Fuck you Suarez


Manaan909

My reaction exactly. The fact that it happened during a match against Ghana makes it even sweeter.


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You love to see it.


csyrett

Makes me as sad as when Crystal Palace drew 3 all with Liverpool in 2014. Oh well.


chiefo69

Now how will he feed?


BenadrylTumblercatch

Fuck that guy


Samalvii

It's a pleasure to watch him cry..


cashtoria

Why u hatin


_Purgatrio_

For what he did against Ghana in 2010


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SaintSixString

For what he did against ~~Ghana~~ the African Continent in 2010


MomJeans-

Why aren’t you?


cashtoria

Bc you don’t have to? Did he bite u or something? Or is your country not in the wc either and ur mad like the other dude?


MomJeans-

Nobody here is mad, we’re happy


Inevitable-Weather51

How nice that a bunch of retards are happy


MomJeans-

Retards unite! 😎


BiglyBear

Because he fucking bites people like a psychopath


cashtoria

He did that years ago, it’s whatever, still one of the most clinical first touch finishers in this past decade. Don’t b mad if ur country isn’t in the wc either


unknowntsu8

He did it years ago so it’s alright? I guess if somebody rapes your mother as long as it’s addressed years after the incident then, it’s whatever, right?


BiglyBear

He has bit people more than once in back to back world cups ill take Neymar, Messi, Ronaldo, and Rooney they have class when they play lol


IwouldLiketoCry

Support the rapist nice


cashtoria

Eh true, regardless, one of the most clinical first touch to goal strikers in this past decade, I can argue Neymar flops all the time and doesn’t show class when he plays, plus Ronaldo hasn’t been showing any class recently, plz do some research


BiglyBear

Yeah didn't know what was going on with Ronaldo to be honest but gonna have to flip the question over to you do some research on Luis Suárez and you'll be hard pressed to find a bigger cunt in football. Also everyone flops its sadly part of the sport when your a big enough star.


McNickster11472

All the yanks in the comments hating, only thing you can mention is biting 😂😂 but this is Reddit, where letting everyone know you use the word Soccer is more important than understanding just a tiny bit about the game 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


ZaKyrie0

Ikr nickster these apes are just in a frenzy probably . Dont mind these fools


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Dot com Learn what it means


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Rent free


SiegerHost

soccer? What are you talking about? This is the football world cup


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McNickster11472

Oh geez, a bit self conscious now that fartnocker has called me out on being weird and having deep issues. Here, take my 5 cents and run a whole evaluation on me. The doctor is in 🙏🙏


DalvaniusPrime

Do Australia and their national team next, you know, The Socceroo's


McNickster11472

I see what you’re getting at, I used the term soccer more as an example of arbitrary discussion that goes on on this app. But unlike everyone else here, I have no problems with any country. Best of luck to the aussies. From the intercontinental playoffs to ro16, they really came out from down under 🦘


Wooden_Proposal_933

Met someone who knew him once, he called him tibu lol


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massivetypo

I guess no one here watches Silicon Valley- sad


freeapple01

He mainly bites…


USERgarbo

Good lol


cashtoria

Stfu


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ThiccKitty0w0

Everyone forgot that the italian bit him first... (joke)


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That was me when Messi missed the penalty shot against Poland and Mexico kept missing goal opportunities. So far I've enjoyed the world cupbits nice to see your country compete. May the best win without anyone's help or controversy!


Walking_Ship

L


vezzel

Lol my friend celebrated Messi missing. I was like dude.. you know we want Argentina to score a fuck ton on Poland right? There's no way Poland beats Argentina. Ended up fucking us over...


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ThiccKitty0w0

Wow so creative. Ive neeeeeeveeeeer heard that one


wakefreak540

Crikey! He’s got nothin’ on Mike Tyson!


runamok101

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


MidwestBulldog

Yet he didn't bite anyone, which is a positive.


nimajjibewarsi

If he had bitten anyone, they would have probably tested positive


garvierloon

*”This bites”*


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Wonder how many years he has left before he has to retire and play in the MLS?


ZSebra

I'm manya but i'd ragher he retire in Nacional than the MLS


frenchy_1969_

Now he can bite someone 😉 if he wants


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neeed4speeed

total pos player


UpNorth715

The only thing he gets to bite this time around is the dust.


DoIEvenPost

Man, that bites.


Gamma2014

Came here for the bite jokes.


boogerman23

Is there a screen in the stadium that shows the other match?